The Bible Is Too Liberal
October 21, 2009 by Chuck Reagan
Filed under Christian Morality, Faith Links, Featured
With my daughter home on an impromptu break this past weekend, I took the opportunity to do something we had not done for almost 2 months now: order a family Bible Study.
One of the rules I have for our household is that everyone must always have at least two copies of the Bible on their person. My wife naturally abides by this rule and has been faithful with ensuring our children do as well, even our girl off to California for her studies. I was pleased to see my girl had her own Bible with her when I told everyone to meet in the library study for family Bible discussion.
Conservative fathers nationwide are overwhelmed by the alarming trends in deliquence of their college-bound students; poor grades, lack of attending church, embracing liberalism. The unlikely source of these deviations; the Bible is too liberal.
ChristWire Digital Media (2009)
What shocked me, however, is that the Bible in her possession was not proper. It was one of those new versions that are trendy at youth groups in Santa Barbara, apparently. The scriptures had lost their fire and passion, they were watered down with flowerly language and liberalism.
Enraged, I immediately turned the natural gas of the fireplace and threw her facade Bible in it! I ordered her to her room and also chastised the wife for not ensuring our children at least home educated enough to know that anything other than the King James version of the word is dangerous to their fragile minds.
Then it occurred to me, even for modern conservative youth, the language in the King James Version of the Bible could be outdated and minunderstood. The time has come for an updated Bible, with Conservative language relevant to the need of American’s Godly politics. A Bible whose message clearly speaks the lessons of old to an audience of new, combining God and modern country in each and every page.
I immediately thought to contact our dear friend Andy Shlafly for this endeavor, and was greatly pleased to learn he too had these concerns.
Without further ado, the Conservative Bible Project has been born.
We already have a running copy of the Conservative Bible, the new standard in spreading morality to this fallen world.
Already liberals tremble in terror as our words will be clear and precise to a new generation of youth, whose bright minds will embrace the morals of our poli-religious texts and implement them into the life, government and society of America and all of the lesser countries that coexist with us.
Thanks Chuck for letting us know about this. I definitely want to take part in writing the Bible! That sounds just fantastic.
Sorry about your daughter, though. Oh well, you can’t win everything. Santa Barbra? How nasty… Do you have any sons?
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Is this the same daughter that was tricked into wearing those whore tshirts?
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Ah, let the re-writing begin!
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You guys are freaks.
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Lol the lost page from the front of the bible reads as follows…
To my son jimmy
all characters featured in this book are fictional
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I have a question for you gentleman.
Given that you admit the modern versions of your religious texts of choice are flawed, how can you safely state that the initial writers of the Bible (men, who may or may not have been inspired by God) were not subject to similar slander. Your own texts state that God have man free will, and also that man is inherently corruptible. Given that man is responsible for penning the Bible, does it not throw it’s legitimacy into question?
To sum it up in a simple question: If the Bible was written by corruptible, free-willed men, how can you be sure it is the true word of God, given that in modern times it appears corrupted?
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That is a stupid, blasphemous question. The apostles knew firsthand what our Lord Jesus Christ was up to because they were with him! First hand account, my friend!
The problems with contemporary intrepretations of the Bible should not make you question the whole of Christianity. Words change meaning over time, translations become more accurate or need to be updated for context. This happens often.
Thankfully, with the Bible writing in the hands of your moral leaders you have nothing to fear. When it’s all done we’ll let you know. We’ll show you how to read it and what to think. We love you and have you covered!!!
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The Catholic Church, not the Apostles, assembled many of the books of the New Testament, picking and choosing which gospels became religious “cannon”. And furthermore, who declared you a responsible “moral leader”. Taking the right to revise the Bible yourself sounds like a God Complex (ironically).
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Gosh you are a terrible person. Where do you come up with this consperacy stuff? You can believe all you read on some liberal’s website you know so stop trying to create your lies here. You dont know anything about Religion so stop trying to pretend. People like you are sad. You think its funny to tear down the moral and right people of this world but are you? Nothing but a sad little person with no hopes and dreams.
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That is a very ignorant way to respond to my queries. You’ve no knowledge of my beliefs or indeed, anything I do as a person. Not everyone is going to agree with you, ‘JaniceFun’, get over it. The world if full of contrasting viewpoints, and if your only recourse is personal attacks, I fear for the fate of anyone turning towards you for religious advice.
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The Apostles, such as Paul and Peter, pointed out which books were Canon or not. Biblical canon was closed at the end of the first century AD/CE, and any books that came after that were heretical, since they did not rely on Primary sources.
Most Gnostic books were either condemned by Paul or came in too late, so the Church knew from the beginning who was right and wrong, plus since Jesus considerably has differences in the Canon and the Gnostic Gospels.
The Gnostic Gospels sound like lost treasures, until you start reading them. Then it becomes apparent that the people who wrote it are influenced by something else aside from the Holy Spirit. Still, you can easily get a translated copy from the internet nowadays, so why not compare the Jesus from the Gnostic Bible to the Jesus in the Canon Bible?
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I believe the new testament was written three hundred years after the fact.
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Not really wiccan, the oldest New testament texts, all complete versions, were around 75-90AD/CE
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That is verified by the fact that the Bible’s original King James Version is ordained by divinity. The problem we’re having today is that some kids are too dense to appreciate it’s 17th century language.
It therefore becomes our responsibility to pray and then draft a message for these kids, to reach and communicate with them, so they may discuss it within relevant terms and political context.
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Ordained by divinity according to who?
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Satan was very good at questioning Jesus and trying to distract Him from his good work with lots of stupid questions and botherings. You following his footsteps?
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Is requesting enlightenment the path of the Satanist? Would Jesus Christ responded to such questions with accusations of devil-worship?
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You people are clearly in need of help….
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The motivation for writing a new bible is obvious. The old one is incredibly flawed, contains numerous contradictions and almost every sentence can be disproven, it’s time to write a new one that is (perhaps) slightly less ridiculous.
I am curious what you are going to do about capitalism. You appear to be fervent capitalists even though it is a system based entirely on greed (one of the seven deadly sins) so are you going to remove this inconvenient sin?
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You cant rewrite the bible! Your being hypocritical! You sanctimonious people! Know thy place! For thy words of thy lord are solid and thy cannot change what thy Lord has said!
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