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    Top Ten Reasons David Letterman Should Be Fired And Prosecuted

    October 3, 2009 4:59 pm 82 comments
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    There is a hero amongst us who tried to expose one of the liberal elite’s greatest media icons, only to see his own life ruined in the process. That hero is Investigative Journalist Robert Halderman. The criminal in question is David Letterman, the aging comedian who commands the late night talk fest, “The Late Show.” Halderman, a reporter and producer for such shows as “To Catch a Predator” and “48 Hours” is quite experienced in dealing with pedophiles and perverts, and the 62-year old Letterman was no different. What Halderman had was explicit and offensive details of the elderly chatter’s grotesque and illegal sexual encounters with his low-wage employees. But with a terrible twist of fate, Letterman confessed to sexually assaulting his interns and other subordinates. Meanwhile, his high-priced lawyers had our hero arrested. Under the threat of a grand jury investigation and unable to effectively bribe Halderman with $2 million, Letterman gave America a few scant details in a glib and pretentious monologue on his show this week but he offered no excuses for his immoral conduct.

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    My fellow leaders in morality and faith, today is our moment to get the word out and put the pressure on CBS and the district attorney to fire and prosecute David Letterman to the fullest extent of the law. Here are my Top Ten Reasons Why David Letterman Should Be Fired:

    10) Past His Prime: Jay Leno spent a very successful 17 years on top of the ratings as David Letterman’s rival. Leno did the graceful thing and retired when age caught up with him. Letterman should do the same. It’s sad to watch this old man try to hold on to some former glory as his ratings tank and kids turn to the internet.

    9) Disregard For the Solemnity of 9/11: After the Terrorist Attacks of 2001, Letterman had no respect for our country’s need to mourn, he just wanted to see himself on television again. He didn’t even wait a full week to return to the air with crude and inappropriate attempts at 9/11 humor. This was one of the true low points of American television history.

    8) The Worst of Guests: Second rate musical acts, vaudeville comedians and reality show personalities– The Late Show has the most mundane and desperate of guests. They can never quite get an actual Hollywood A-Lister booked, let alone any of our nation’s great moral leaders. In fact, Letterman seems to have an allergy to talking about faith or Christianity on his show.

    7) Not Funny Anymore: Have you seen any recent episodes of The Late Show? Letterman can barely look at the camera these days. He spends his show face down into his little blue note cards. Most nights it feels as if he’s phoning it in. I honestly believe he sees how pathetic and awful he’s become and is just in it for the money.

    6) Incredible Hypocrisy: This man has made hundreds of millions of dollars attacking our nation’s leaders for any indiscretion, yet he is unable to sincerely apologize for his own horrible misdeeds. His monologue Thursday night was phony, ineffective and offensive.

    5) Attack on Hero Halderman: To have arrested the person attempting to expose your sex crimes is disgusting. Letterman has no shame. He could have admitted his activities and surrendered to the police. Instead, he hired a bunch of high-priced lawyers who fooled the local authorities into arresting Investigative Journalist Robert Halderman. I pray that Halderman is preparing a countersuit.

    4) Abuse of Power: The gruesome-looking and elderly Letterman has clearly violated the most sacred of workplace laws governing intercourse between superiors and subordinates. What he did to his intern Stephanie Birkitt is a clear abuse of power. She is generations younger than he and it’s a disgusting thing to imagine that old man caressing her soft young body in illicit encounters in office closets.

    3) Sexually-illegal Assaults on Governor Sarah Palin’s Underage Children: Letterman caused an incredible controversy when he made several lewd and lascivious comments about the Palin family on air. He should have been prosecuted as a sex offender for these vile acts. In the words of Gov. Palin: “Laughter incited by sexually perverted comments made by a 62-year-old male celebrity aimed at a 14-year-old girl is not only disgusting, but it contributes to the atrociously high rate of sexual exploitation of minors by older men who use and abuse others.”

    2) Destruction of the Covenant of Marriage: One fact that the media has conveniently forgotten: Letterman is married! He has a six-year old son (birthed out of wedlock) to Regina Lasko who has been his common law wife for the last 26 years. It’s shameful Letterman took so long to marry, but his commitment to this woman is obvious and he clearly broke any sanctity of marriage by cheating on her so often with so many.

    1) Sexual Harassment is Illegal: No one is above the law, Mr. Letterman. We good Americans call on you to surrender yourself to the authorities. Now!

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    • In Letterman’s own words, this man is “creepy!”

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    • fyi click on http://firedavidletterman.com/

      We will boycott the products of those advertisers who most blatantly support the most dishonest members of the traditional left wing media. In addition, we will conduct proxy fights using shareholder power to persuade the most egregious publicly traded advertisers to change their advertising purchasing behavior.

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      • I wholeheartedly agree. What the liberals have done to Glenn Beck is exactly what the Christians should do to Letterman. I urge everyone to research the Late Show’s advertisers and boycott them. This man’s crimes are much worse and outrageous.

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      • You do realize that even if you do succeed taking his show off the air that it will have microscopic or no changes to socity morals and ideals. Instead of speading all this time, effort and money doing this why don’t you go out and do something productive. Simply not watching his program does enough for that. Go out into your community and volunteer for programs that help others. Habitat for Humanity, cancer reseach organizations, homeless shelters or anything that might help someone. Doing things like you suggest help no one so do something that does. I don’t think Letterman is at the top of the America social problems list.

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        • Oh brother, a true bleeding heart liberal!!!

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          • If helping others is liberal then yes I am a leberal. I don’t support abortion by any means just to clear that up but people need a hand up some time.

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    • this guys not funny at all and sex abuse is no laughing matter. i dont know why his audience kept laughing when he admitted all this stuff.

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    • What a typical dirty old man he thinks its funny to make passes at little girls on tv, well people should see this for what it really is! his digusting and immoral acts in real life. and its just wrong that these poor young girls have to work with such a man, he probably promised them marry and money and gifts. i hope they come press charges.

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      • If they had consentual sex and are over the age of 18 I don’t consider them “poor young girls” I consider them decision making adults. What exactly will they charge him with? Being human? I believe the saying goes “those without sin cast the first stone” I believe Jesus said that as they were about to stone an adulter. Sounds like a current situation… oh well what do I know?

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    • Letterman’s biggest advertiser from January through September was health care giant Johnson & Johnson, followed by consumer products maker Procter & Gamble Co., drug maker Wyeth, and automaker Mazda Motor Corp. Others include: Lexus, DirecTV Group, Mars Candy Bars, Kellog’s Cereal, The Olive Garden, Best Western, Ford Motors and CBS Television. Advertisers spent $145.2 million to advertise on the show from January through June this year. Letterman’s contract with CBS runs through next August.

      Again, I urge you people to let these advertisers know how you feel about Letterman’s sexual misconduct and how Glenn Beck is a much better alternative!!!

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      • Glenn Beck is not what we need. We don’t need any more insane right or left wingest. We need people that that think for themselves and what is right for society instead of putting every single one of their beliefs into flawed political ideals. People need to wake up and stop being swayed by liberal or conservative medias and look at things with both sides open instead of putting up political blinders. People should be able to argue for both sides if you want to make a vaild and logical desicion. Glenn Beck and Rush need to be taken off the air along with any extreme left talk shows. American doesn’t need that crap floating around because there are people out there ignorant enough to believe what ever they hear on the raido or t.v. instead of digging up information themselves. Think for yourselves don’t let others think for you… just saying…

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        • What a load of contradictory liberal feel good nonsense. If we take the people who speak conservative or Christian values off the air, aren’t we then denying both Freedom of Speech and Freedom of Religion? Sorry, my child, that’s just un-Constitutional. And then you say, “think for yourselves…”– well, what about Glenn Beck’s or Stephenson Billings’ self-created thoughts? Don’t they have a right to think and express them? Or do you dream of some Soviet state where big brother decides everything for us?

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          • You are right that would be against the 1st admendment. Are you sure their ideas are original or are they just a product of the extreme right? I have no problem with conservatives just the ones that are bigots and spread non-sense. Unfortunately that is also their 1st Amendment right. Could you even make an argument from the liberal point of view or are you so close minded that you can no longer see both sides?

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    • what a crud he is.

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    • “But with a terrible twist of fate, Letterman confessed to sexually assaulting his interns and other subordinates.”

      Nowhere did Letterman admit to sexually assaulting anybody. He admitted to having sexual relations with members of his staff. If said relations were consensual, there is a world of difference between that and sexual assault.

      “Leno did the graceful thing and retired when age caught up with him. Letterman should do the same. It’s sad to watch this old man try to hold on to some former glory as his ratings tank and kids turn to the internet.”

      So now you’re an ageist? If you think that Letterman should retire from television because he’s over 60 years old, doesn’t that mean that you should adhere to your own principles and put an end to the camping trips and mountain climbing? After all, you’re past your prime, aren’t you? Your “sell-by date” expired a long time ago.

      “Second rate musical acts, vaudeville comedians and reality show personalities– The Late Show has the most mundane and desperate of guests. They can never quite get an actual Hollywood A-Lister booked”

      Yes, because god forbid anyone try to promote the work of struggling musicians or comedians instead of giving Hollywood celebrities more attention than they deserve. And speaking of Hollywood, since when do you Christian Conservatives approve of Hollywood celebrities? You guys always bitching and moaning about “Hollywood (or “Hollyweird”) liberals”, are you not?

      “In fact, Letterman seems to have an allergy to talking about faith or Christianity on his show.”

      Did it ever occur to you that Letterman might not be a person of faith? You are aware that in America, we have the freedom to choose whether we want to believe in god or not, right?

      “To have arrested the person attempting to expose your sex crimes is disgusting.”

      Blackmail is illegal; consensual sex is not.

      “The gruesome-looking and elderly Letterman”

      Ah yes, and you’re just Mr. Beautiful.

      “She is generations younger than he”

      And I’m generations younger than you are, but you had no qualms about hitting on me over the internet. I recall you telling me once that I would like your body.

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      • Claire, the way you stalk me around these message board is a little hollyweird, to tell you the truth.

        To clarify: I’m not an ageist, but a media critic. Letterman has clearly overstayed his welcome. His ratings are low and his show uninteresting. At least Leno was wholesome.

        The facts behind this case have yet to come out. If Letterman forced or coerced his subordinates into sexual acts or enticed their sexual favors with promises of rewards at work, this is clearly sexual assault. And possibly rape. If his interns were under 18, this is child endangerment and pedophilia. If he used the mails, the internet or the phone to encourage the sexual performances of minors, this is another crime he can be charged with. If he photographed or videotaped these copulations, it is illegal kiddie porn. He could also be charged with contributing to the delinquency of a minor or if the women are married, violating the Mann Act.

        In addition, there are workplace rules and regulations that he can be charged with violating. CBS has a policy prohibiting this sort of conduct. Whether they will fire him for it is yet to be seen. He has exposed the company and its employees to possible lawsuits by his victims. That is pretty shameful.

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        • “Claire, the way you stalk me around these message board is a little hollyweird, to tell you the truth.”

          Oh, I wasn’t aware that responding to the only new article in about a week was considered to be stalking.

          “If Letterman forced or coerced his subordinates into sexual acts or enticed their sexual favors with promises of rewards at work, this is clearly sexual assault. And possibly rape.”

          Well no shit, Sherlock. But unless the women come out and say that they were raped, there’s no reason for you to accuse Letterman of it. Look, I’m a feminist, and I’m also no fan of Letterman, but I’m defending him in this case because there’s absolutely no evidence that what he did was rape, or even statutory rape. Most likely the women involved were 18 or older.

          “If he photographed or videotaped these copulations, it is illegal kiddie porn.”

          Once again, most likely the interns were over 18.

          “If his interns were under 18, this is child endangerment and pedophilia. If he used the mails, the internet or the phone to encourage the sexual performances of minors, this is another crime he can be charged with. If he photographed or videotaped these copulations, it is illegal kiddie porn. He could also be charged with contributing to the delinquency of a minor or if the women are married, violating the Mann Act.”

          There are also things called false accusations and slander. That’s something that they could charge YOU with, jackass.

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          • Christwire Lover!!!!

            Claire, I’m think the Christwire boys were off last week because of Ramadan or Rosh Shana or whatever… I’ve always suspected these guys were secret Muslims or Jews… Abe does look like a Rabbi.

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          • You seem like a very kind, intelligent, and well informed person, but I feel I need to correct you on a couple points.

            First, any sexual relations Letterman had with members of his staff presumably took place in New York, so it would only be statutory rape if they were under 17.

            Second, Billings is called an Investigative Journalist, and, I believe, he refers to what he writes on this site as articles. That makes this site an “online publication” and any false accusations he makes in said articles are libel, not slander.

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            • Lamont, do you really think I have time in my day to respond to your childish and reckless claims? And I think it’s fascinating that a pervert such as yourself is so well-informed when it comes to global age of consent laws. What is the age in Kuala Lumpur, you hedonist? Your kinds disgusts me. I pray that the police have planted tracking devices on your computer already.

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            • Mr. Billings, I’m not sure what reckless claims you inferred from my post. The only definitive statements that I made had to do with the difference between slander and libel, and the age of consent in New York. Neither of which, to my knowledge, have any thing to do with you.

              However, I have re-read my post, several times, and found a few thing that could easily be misinterpreted. When I said “Billings is called an Investigative Journalist, and, I believe, he refers to what he writes on this site as articles.” I was in no way trying to imply that you a not an Investigative Journalist, nor was I trying to imply that what you write are not article. My intent was to say that, because the site that you contribute to says you are an Investigative Journalist, Claire’s opinion on whether you are one was irrelevant to the point that I was trying to make. I qualified the statement with “I believe” because I couldn’t remember where you had refereed to what you had written as an article. Again, I’m not saying that you don’t write articles. I’m saying that other people’s opinions on the subject are irrelevant.

              I know almost nothing about Letterman’s current situation. I don’t even own a TV and I think the last time I saw his show was over ten years ago. I have no idea whether any of things you said about him in your article are false and I certainly would not say that they were without a substantial amount of evidence to back it up. I was merely stating that if you did make false accusations it would considered libel instead of slander.
              As far as my knowing the age of consent in New York is concerned there are many possible explanations for that which do not involve me being a “pervert”. I could have a job in law enforcement, be a lawyer, or even just an intern at a law office. I could have a friend or family member that has studied law. It’s even possible that I just watch a lot of Court TV, or at least it would be if I hadn’t already told you that I don’t own a TV. My point is that saying I’m a pervert because I happen to know a random fact about New York is akin to calling me a terrorist because I know the ingredients in gun powder, or saying that the reason I know that the kiwi, despite it’s appearance, officially has the smallest beak of any known bird is because I’m a bird rapist.

              The actual reason I know these things is that I have a nigh eidetic auditory memory and I heard someone mention them once. If you’re unfamiliar with the term it just means that if I hear something I tend to remember it. Most people use the the term photographic memory, but my visual recall is not very good so I prefer eidetic.

              To answer your questions: I have no way of knowing how much free time you have. If I had guess I would say enough time to respond to a perceived slight against your character, but not enough to refute it or say what it was. Though I didn’t know this off hand, five minutes of research revealed that the age of consent in Kuala Lumpur, along with the rest of Malaysia, is 16. And to answer the question that you didn’t ask, I have never had sex with any one that was under the age of 18, or over the age of 17 for that matter

              I hope this has cleared up any misunderstandings.

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    • Well at least this prove’s Letterman aint gay!

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    • John Q Public

      You folks need to relax. Maybe get or give a blow job or two. Your choice as whether you send or receive.

      Seriously, what he did is not cool and he probably ought to slink away and retire. But the guy who exposed this is no hero. Extortion is a crime. What Letterman did is immoral based on our cultural norms, but it’s no more or less.

      If you don’t like him then don’t watch his show. If you’re frustrated by his advertisers then don’t buy their crap.

      Otherwise, crawl back into your primordial ooze and contemplate your belly buttons. Cramming your religious myopia into this is inherently a non-sequitur.

      -John

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      • you are a pervert.

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        • Janice he is on your side in this issue. He agrees that what Letterman did wasn’t right and should “slink away and retire.” His first line is obviously not meant to be taken seriously. What goes through your mind? Logics trying to escape from your mind is like light trying to escape from a black hole! Please for the love of all that is good THINK! Sorry I had to do that… you were annoying me…

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          • Well not totally on your side but uh… good points… except the last line didn’t care for it.

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    • Tyson Bowers III Tyson Bowers III

      He is a left winger, what do you expect from a low life like that?

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    • What a sadistic freak. I hope CBS fires this liberal clown and then God fires him straight to the pits of hell if he don’t do no repent! Fire Dave Leterman! Fire in hell!

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      • Christwire Lover!!!!

        What evidence do you guys have that Letterman is a Democrat? He was a good friend of John McCain and attacked Bill Clinton for the Monica thing endlessly and never really talks of any political affiliation.

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    • ok, its only sexual harrassment if one of the participaters is offended by it. Obviously nobody stepped forward so it wasn’t harrasment. It wasn’t statutory rape because the women were over eighteen. And the hero is the blackmailer? maybe if he had just come clean cut told somebody about Letterman it’d be ok. once again, the authors of this site amuse me. I am so happy I found this sight. It brightens my day.

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    • Letterman is fine; he never was the “Family Values” type. Yes, he probably cheated on his girlfriend now wife. But at least he does go around claiming he is Mr. “Family Values” like some of our politicians (can you just see the grin on all “Fake News” reporters/commentators and Palin’s fringe). This has been a tough summer, for Dave, for our economy but at least he did not end up on the “Republican 2009 Summer of Love” list: Assemblyman, Michael D. Duvall (CA), Senator John Ensign (NV), Senator Paul Stanley (TN), Governor Mark Stanford (SC), Board of Ed Chair, and Kristin Maguire AKA Bridget Keeney (SC).

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      • what in the world you talking about? you made no sense. it is just stupid. letterman is a lousy person who has no right spending time around our kids.

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        • Of course he did. He was stating that Letterman isn’t being two faced by speaking about family values and then turning around and cheat on his wife with his interns. Where as some senators speak and harp on family values but then turn around and sleep with thier interns or whatever. Very simple arguement.

          Here is a HUGE idea!! Moniter what your kids watch instead of whining that they shouldn’t be watching it. The more resistance a television program or video game recieves the more popular it becomes. People…

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          • Also where is he speading time with your kids? Does he live down the street and they go over and hang out with him or something… heh silly now you are not making any sense.

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          • Sadly, you don’t know how to spell. Nor how to construct a cogent sentence. Are you a child? If so, please forward this website link to your parents, they clearly need some guidance in raising their unsupervised child.

            And yes, Letterman is a true danger. What we’re doing on this website is getting the word out, educating parents about the evil and immorality of the David Letterman show and asking our fellow Christians to boycott his advertisers. This man should not be allowed on network television where young people can mistakenly tune into his show. You should know better than that.

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            • Sorry that it is 3 in the morning and I’m feeling a bit tired. How much of a danger to you precieve this man on a scale 1-10? I could care less about the show I’ve never watched it. I find it odd though that you worry about this show instead of shows like South Park, Family Guy, American Dad, Futurerama, Robot Chicken, various crap on MTV and VH1 along violent cartoons and t.v shows. Oh wow… seems like the programs listed above are much worse for your “moral values” just trying to get you to realize you are picking on the wrong things. You see one story and BOOM you go crazy because he messed up. Well enjoy your misguided attepmts to make the world better. Hope your offspring take a more effective path.

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            • Again, you’re entirely clueless. We at Christwire have spoken out against Stephen Colbert, Richard Dawkins, PZ Myers, Britney Spears, Gawker.com, Cracked.com, World of Warcraft, Beyonce, etc., etc. There are plenty of immoral harlots and hustlers in the media today that good Christians need to be aware of. You’re looking at us with tunnel vision, accusing us of thing you have no facts to back up (use the search engine above, you idiot). I don’t know why I bother going through each and every line of my articles with ignorant and lazy people like you.

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            • Ok I give. I don’t need this I would rather have arguements with people that actually have hope. Billings I hope you have a wonderful life and don’t need up a lonely old man who crawls into a corner and dies by himself. Well thats wishful thinking.

              Clair please continue to put Billings in his place, he has some delusions of gradeur or something. Provided this site is not a satire I hope that most sane people realize that everything on this site is a horrible way of thinking and reject everything this site stands for. If this is what christianity really stands for than I reject my christian faith. Good day

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    • I believe that the American people can see the distinction between a Late Night jokester and a Politician who preaches one thing and lives another. And I also believe that the American people will have more compassionate about this situation, but who knows what the court case will reveal. Let’s remember “Those who are not willing to give pardon and mercy are those that do not need pardon and mercy.” JaniceFun: Who are you to cast stones?

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      • Paul, your fuzzy-headed sense of morality is pathetic. By your rules, we should let the John Wayne Gacy’s of the world teach our young people the facts of life on major television networks. Oh, I guess you’d be okay with Adolf Hitler having an afternoon talk show, too? You’re a fool and an immoralist. This man Letterman holds an incredible and frightening amount of sway over the minds of young people today. Now that the blanket has been ripped away on his disgusting personal life, we should join together to insist this man be banned from the airwaves. He is a wretched man who is corrupting our youth. His attempts to word rape Governor Sarah Palin’s young daughter are a clear and present example of this danger he poses to American society.

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        • You know what’s funny? The fact that Billings is bringing up John Wayne Gacy when I have stated several times on here that he not only looks like Gacy, but that they are (were, in Gacy’s case) both clowns for children’s parties.

          And seriously Billings, comparing Letterman to Gacy and Hitler? Comparing a man who had (most likely) consensual intercourse with women over 18 to a man who raped and murdered 33 people and to a man who ordered the deaths of 6 million Jews?

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          • Very funny Claire. Gacy brought shame to the clowning community and is now looked upon as one of its greatest disgraces. And I look nothing like that corpse.

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            • The Defiant Soldier

              Actually, you kinda do look like him. I can see it.
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            • “Gacy brought shame to the clowning community and is now looked upon as one of its greatest disgraces.”

              Clowns have always been evil.

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              The only good clown, is a dead clown.

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    • Mr. Letterman always rubbed me the wrong way. Now I know for sure that I won’t be letting my children watch this hideous display of filth. I suggest that anyone who wants to raise Godly, upstanding citizens not to let their children be influenced by this child rapist.

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    • Scaredchristian

      Hello, I know this is the wrong place to ask, but I thouht any article will do, because Amber has ceased her questions and answers.

      My son came up to me he is an athiest, and wants to stop coming to church with our family. I can’t really force him to come to church, he has his own car. He will be going to college soon as well, and I am worried that all those immoral values they teach their will no longer make him my son.

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      • The college years are a time when most young adults decide not to come to church or refute religious beliefs. Trying to scare him back into belief or pressureing him will push him further away. I would just pray that he will change his mind. Hope things turn out well for you.

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        • Oh also on that issue I would just plain ask him why he is refuteing which ever branch of christianity you belong to. Don’t attack him on it or say that he is wrong (people at that age hate that). Also people of our age try to figure out who they are and give meaning to themselves. We like to explore so him coming to this choice now isn’t final. Sorry I do a lot of these after thoughts. New here and I’m amazed by the site… kinda wonder if its serious or not. Anywho have faith and pray and if anyone tells you to pressure him back into it… don’t do it you will regret it. Look up developmental psychology research for this period in life it may help.

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          • Listen, you sound a little drunk to me. Please seek help! I don’t know what encouraged you to post your inane ramblings here, but they make no sense. I can’t make heads nor tails of your weird sentences.

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            • 3 in the morning here… kinda tired. I don’t drink so I guess I’m just a bad writer and my spelling sucks. If that is your only response than you really have nothing contribute because you just try to point out grammar and spelling errors. Try to debate issues instead of being an english teacher. I was just trying to help her with her problem. So back off jerk.

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            • I have no interest in engaging with deranged public school students who have no spelling or grammatical skills, no morality and no clue about Christianity.

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            • Since Mr. Billings, my new found english teacher, says my sentances are unreadable I will try this again.

              Many young adults between the ages of 18-25 are trying to establish who they are. Many will refute religious beliefs and will try their own thing. I would suggest not trying to pressure him back into his faith. Those kinds of actions will push him away and make him more resistant to what you are trying to push on him. This is a norm for more people of this age. I would suggest letting him find out who is and what he whats to be. Let him explore in other words. I would look up research on developmental research the subject because it may help. I hope everything turns out alright for you and I’ll pray for you.

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            • Hahaha making your prejudged statements again. Nicely done, I’m not going to tell you what sort of school I went too because it is irrelivent and I feel no reason to defend myself against such iggnorant statements. My advise might not be along with Christian values but I’m going along with psychological theory. Pushing = resistance

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    • So Mr. Letterman is finally getting a taste of his own medicine.

      He wants his life to remain private but has no problem making fun of other people who have had problems in their lives. Talk about a double standard!! I don’t like him, never did and probably never will. His humor is not funny when it hurts other people and their families. Good by, Mr. Letterman!

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    • JaniceFun & Stephenson & Alice: Enjoyed you comments, but real who are any of us to judge?

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      • oh shut up you idiot.

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        • AHHHH Janice! Why do you talk?! STOP! Everyone in this chat room has lost at least 5 IQ points because of you.

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      • Paul, clearly you are in favor of some sort of disgusting hedonistic socialist “anything goes” society. Well, if we did not have the wisdom of our elders, what would this world become? You are offensive and immoral. The Bible is a fount of wisdom which guides on how exactly to judge and condemn the sins of the perverts of the world. I, for one, am not about the embrace the free spirit of the pedophiles and democrats in this country.

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        • The Defiant Soldier

          “Paul, clearly you are in favor of some sort of disgusting hedonistic socialist “anything goes” society.”

          Billings, and Janice, I believe all he made was a statement, and that statement is true according to your own bible…

          “Deuteronomy 1:17
          17 Do not show partiality in judging; hear both small and great alike. Do not be afraid of any man, for judgment belongs to God. Bring me any case too hard for you, and I will hear it.”

          “You are offensive and immoral.”
          Yes Billings. You are. And many have proved it so. So go play with your vibrator.

          It is not saying that you as man has any right to judge. ONLY GOD. So, if you claim the right to judge, then you are claiming to be god. And that sir, is blasphemy.

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          • Listen here you lousy piece of scum, I am fed up with you. You know nothing of the Bible so stop trying to pervert it. Good people of faith know that you’re full of lies. In fact, you seem to running a single-handed campaign to slander Christianity. It’s horrifically awful, the work of some sad, stunted little mind. Do you really live with so much shame and pain in your life that you must attack anyone with common sense and the beautiful light of reason? Does are wisdom make you so afraid? I am despondent over how awful you must be. I imagine and mentally-deranged teen in black t-shirts stinking of unwashed and immoral self-desires, curled up on some mold-infested basement couch, within arms reach of a video game console and a large collection of sexual toys.

            I cry for your deflated soul!!!

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            • And YOU’RE telling ME to calm down?

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            • The Defiant Soldier

              Well I am fed up with you! You say I know nothing of the bible, yet clearly I am constantly having to teach you what is right from wrong and what LIFE really is! Good people of faith have sensibilities that seem to evade your lousy excuse for cultural awareness, and I am in the wrong? Not once have I made a racist post. Not once have I said anything that degrades women, and yet I am in the wrong. And you accuse me of living with pain in my life? Do you even know what real pain is Billings? Do you know what it feels like to think you have friends, and then when you need tham most they Aren’t there? Or how about when your parents are sick of you because the extended family doesn’t like you?!?!? So they push you away, and then when you go off to school, they suddenly have enough money to do all the things they wanted to do before? Just cause you aren’t there. You don’t have any idea the things that I have been put through. The things I have seen, and suffered. And you are trying to tell me too pray!?!? I DID!!! I gave up on it three years ago because people like you gave me shit and I prayed to god for help. NONE CAME. So don’t tell me that I have a deflated soul. If I do, it’s only gods fault.

              And I wear decent clothes. I am a decent young man. So go play piddle the stick with your grandfather. Grow some balls before you try and insult me ok?

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            • “In fact, you seem to running a single-handed campaign to slander Christianity.”

              So you don’t regard what you do as slander to Christianity?

              oh and sorry I haven’t posted for a bit, got snowed in with coursework

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            • The Defiant Soldier

              Yeah. Me too. Hi everybody!

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            • Defiant/Alex, you need psychotherapy. Please save your overshares for paid sessions with a licensed doctor. This is not the place and claiming to have an oh so difficult life doesn’t make you any smarter, cooler or more interesting. Just pathetic.

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            • The Defiant Soldier

              “Defiant/Alex, you need psychotherapy. Please save your overshares…”
              When you type I hear this nasally whining voice that is constantly, when not typing stupid incoherent ramblings of the adderol addicted mind, it’s saying, “IMA BITCH!!”
              You are the saddest excuse for a human being alive sir. Maybe not the most evil, but the worst one. I was wondering, those little altar boys under your desk, do they get paid?

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    • “And I think it’s fascinating that a pervert such as yourself is so well-informed when it comes to global age of consent laws.”

      Um…he posted ONE consent law, and the only reason he did so was because it was pertinent to the story. And who are you to call out another person for writing something about the legality of sex? You just wrote an entire ARTICLE about sex laws!

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      • Claire, I fear you are turning into a shrill eco-terrorist God-hater. Please calm down, you are sounding so irrational and hormonal these days. It’s very unbecoming.

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        • I’m turning into a God-hater? How can I hate something that doesn’t exist? And please explain to me exactly how my pointing out that Lamont only mentioned one sexual consent law makes me a “shrill eco-terrorist God-hater”.

          And I doubt that you know what a hormonal female sounds like, considering how you spend all of your time around young boys.

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        • “you are sounding so irrational”

          Look up irrational.

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    • Hello friends, it looks as if our efforts are starting to pay off. The leftwing National Organization for Women has just condemned David Letterman publicly.

      “Every woman — and every man — deserves to work in a place where all employees are respected for their talents and skills. The National Organization for Women calls on CBS to recognize that Letterman’s behavior creates a toxic environment and to take action immediately to rectify this situation. He should be fired and prosecuted. With just two women on CBS’ Board of Directors, we’re not holding our breath.” –Terry, Pres of NOW

      http://www.now.org/press/10-09/10-06.html

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      • “Hello friends, it looks as if our efforts are starting to pay off. The leftwing National Organization for Women has just condemned David Letterman publicly.”

        You just love giving yourself undue credit, don’t you? Aren’t you late for your evening ball licking?

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    • How exactly is someone who is attempting EXTORTION (a crime) a “hero”? Answer me that.

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    • Attack on Hero Halderman I was so mad at Letterman for this horrible crime wait… what crime?

      Attack on Hero Halderman: To have arrested the person attempting to expose your sex crimes is disgusting. Letterman has no shame. He could have admitted his activities and surrendered to the police. Instead, he hired a bunch of high-priced lawyers who fooled the local authorities into arresting Investigative Journalist Robert Halderman. I pray that Halderman is preparing a countersuit.

      Lets start with the first part: Blackmail is a crime. Sex is not.
      Second Part: He admitted to having sex with co-workers on national television. He didn’t commit a crime so why would he surrender to the police?
      Third Part: How exactly did they fool the local authorities? He told them of a crime being committed against him.

      Sexual Harassment is Illegal: No one is above the law, Mr. Letterman. We good Americans call on you to surrender yourself to the authorities. Now!
      Yes sexual Harassment Is Illegal, had Mr. Letterman Sexually Harassed he should being charged, but he didnt.

      I’m not exactly sure where you have gotten your information for ANY of your articles, Perhaps you should state some sources so you don’t seem like a crazy old guy.

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    • ROFLMFAO!!! I can NOT stop laughing! This is like the Colbert Report only better because the FCC isn’t censoring the really stupid people!

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    • Letterman is disgusting. He is perverted, and unfunny. He should be thrown off the air and prosecuted for what he said about Sarah Palin’s daughter. The Palins are good honorable people who are high in moral fiber and are true Americans.

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