Watch Smallville Episode 6 Online Now Crossfire, Christian TV Review
Smallville Season 9 Episode 6 Online Crossfire – Christian TV Review
Smallville is an immoral children’s soap opera that teaches kids prostitution and alien fornication is fun for all!
This sick episode started out with Jewish alien Clark Kent and Lois Lane pining for each other and auditioning for a daytime news show.
Needless to say they got the job without competition, which is just unreal for two youngsters in New York (Metropolis they called it), which only teaches kids that the empty Hollywood career industry is all fun and the fast track.
This episode had the standard prostitute women in it and celebrated the urban drug culture. There were no warnings given as a bloody underground fight took place between a woman and some man, and some other aliens named “Kandorians” tried to kill a woman named Tess.
Major “Zod” make an appearance, still disrespecting our nation’s Christian heritage and also fancying himself to be Lord and Savior, much like Clark Kent.
At the end of the episode, Lois Lane and another one of her fornicated boyfriends Oliver Queen were having secret time in a dark alley. Their sinful plans were ruined when a prostitute betrayed Oliver and lead her black pimp masters to hold him at gunpoint, demanding money.
A fight, showing unfiltered urban violence to suburban youth who may have been watching the show, broke out and Oliver with Lois went on the run. They went to a rooftop where a man with a machine gun had them pinned close to the ledge.
Bullets were seen firing from his gun and all hope looked lost for Lois and Oliver, but magically from miles away, the Jewish alien savior Clark Kent heard the bullets!
This is absolutely preposterous. First of all, there is no such things as aliens. Secondly, the laws of physics make it pretty clear that a man cannot hear sounds from thousands of miles away and hone in on the origin. Third, people cannot run more than 27 miles per hour, and that’s only for relatively short bursts.
So somehow this Clark Kent guy runs at lightspeed to waltz in front of the bullets just in time, and then get this, they bounced right off his chest. He is bulletproof. Yeah, right.
Then, he shot fire from his eyes and blew up the gun the street tough was holding, and caught a bullet from midair before it hit Oliver in the eye. The episode ended with Clark giving Lois a kiss.
Now, let me tell you something. There is no way this show should be watched by 4 or 5 year olds, yet the producers of Smallville keep marketing their show to children. It’s just not right. I hope that the CW will be proud when we have kindergartners next week trying to shoot eye lasers and celebrating prostituted gun violence.
Moral Rating: S (Sinister) for…
prostitution, immoral clothing, Jewish alien, murder, blood, fighting, celebration of black drug culture, guns, evolution propaganda,
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Author: Dan Nordgren
Born and raised in upstate New York, Dan Nordgren is currently a film student who enjoys martial arts, mountain climbing and football as components of his very active life. Join Team Sarah TODAY
12:32 am
this site has to be satire no one can be this stupid
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7:50 am
people like you are the reason i’m an athiest, you call clark kent a jew but there has never been any mention of him being involved in any religion what so ever, and the fact that you meant it as a bad thing, implying that christianity is better than the jewish religion just makes me sick. also there is no possible way you can be sure there are no such thing as aliens, have you scoured every inch of the universe? i didnt think so. how about you keep it to yourself next time you want to be a dick
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2:15 am
Right. People who don’t exist are the reason your an atheist. Wait…
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9:32 pm
you are incredibly stupid.
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4:01 pm
Please, let’s not beat up on Dan. Seriously. This is some of the funniest stuff I have read in a while! Granted, it’s incredibly judgmental and narrow minded (and it could clearly use a grammar and syntax edit). But c’mon; stuff like “I hope that the CW will be proud when we have kindergartners next week trying to shoot eye lasers and celebrating prostituted gun violence.” is pure gold. We should be encouraging more of this!
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11:17 am
wait first you point out the fact that he’s an alien then you complain that humans can’t do what he does?
allright the bible is shit. god don’t exist and humans can’t just raise from the grave it’s all so stupid and unnatural and it can’t be done. the bile is just a big fat lie. see? happy? also it’s for entertainmant purposes and why would kids in kindergarden even have watched it? it’s a show ment for teens not small kids.
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10:35 am
The show is much deeper that you are digging. Yes there are elements in the series in drama to compete for the worlds attention but before you judge, you might want to look at the background of the two writers. Then watch the last few final episodes. What you might find is that Clark was not the savior “The Christ”, however, he was presented as a Christian with Jesus as a part of him. Superman was therefore a man that is made super in Christ. Jor-El represented the Father God, and Jonathan Kent was presented as his earthly father. Now I know that mirroring God and the things of God in a worldly storyline is a very dangerous thing to do, but the writers completed their story very well. I am a Christian and I am going to pray more on this but you may want to do the same. as John said. 1 Corinthians 9:20-23
20 To the Jews I became like a Jew, to win the Jews. To those under the law I became like one under the law (though I myself am not under the law), so as to win those under the law. 21 To those not having the law I became like one not having the law (though I am not free from God’s law but am under Christ’s law), so as to win those not having the law. 22 To the weak I became weak, to win the weak. I have become all things to all people so that by all possible means I might save some. 23 I do all this for the sake of the gospel, that I may share in its blessings.
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