Watch Smallville Episode Savior 9×01 Online Now, Christian TV Review

Dan Nordgren
• ChristWire
October 26, 2009 11:46 pm23 comments

Smallville is a dangerous new soap opera for children that tells the story of Jewish-created comic book character, Superman, during his formative teenage years.

As our detailed researched proved months ago, the secret origins of all comics stems from latent cult cells worldwide whose sole purpose is to sneak dangerous media into the lives of our children. The newest medium they use to bring disease and death to the masses is comics. They try to use the word comic to make it look friendly, but mark my words, there is nothing comical about burning in hell for all time!

This episode of Superman was consistent with the standard comics agenda of being anti-America and therefore anti-morality and freedom. The name of the episode is “Savior”, with a capital S, and not once is our Holy Savior mentioned. That’s because Superman is Jewish.

Superman parades around as his normal self, Clark Kent, in this show and “saves” the lives of others by pommeling his enemies with incredible strength, searing their flesh with his fire eyes and sometimes even uses hand weapons to first bludgeon his adversaries to death, like much in this sick episode.

Children who tuned into the season premiere were treated to character Lois Lane magically teleporting in from the future, along with some other girl who wanted to kill her. They had a bloody catfight on a train and it went off rail, only to be caught by Superjewish Clark Kent.

To think a man can somehow capture a train is as preposterous as believing an alien savior could somehow fly to Earth on a ship and then be everyone’s protector.

If that wasn’t ridiculous enough, in this episode a bunch of other people from Superman’s “home planet” somehow magically appeared on Earth. The leader of them all is General Zod, who loves to yell “Kneel before Zod!” This is clearly meant to disrespect America’s faith by implying Zod thinks of himself as some sort of god.

Much of the episode was rather boring with soap opera talking and people lusting after one another without shame, but the sickest part of this episode occurred when Clark had a fight with the girl who tried to kill Lois Lane.

Clark Kent, the “savior”, took it upon himself to fight her with barn equipment — hacksaws, hoes, poking sticks and rakes — and then finally threw a large suspended motor into her torso. She died a slow, painful death and then Clark secretly buried her body.

This is a children’s show! How sick that they try to make such a sick act look like something a real hero would do. Could you imagine a brave firefighter from the NYPD who saved countless lives on 9/11 do such a thing? I don’t think so. And those men are real heroes, not this fake Jewish superevolution alien.

Parents, Smallville is a dangerous show about fornication, Jewish aliens and hiding murder evidence. If your children watch this every week they will just grow up to be social miscreants or far worse. Ban it from your home and for that matter, everything on the CW. That television station is sinister! Warning: The following video media contains offensive material. Please first pray and then have any women/children leave the room before reviewing.

Moral Rating: S (Sinister) for …
Cussing, lewdness, fitted leather, time travel, fake abilities, promotes spying/wiretaps, disrespects women, aliens, evolution propaganda, fake saviors, violence, comics

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23 Comments

  • Oh Dan, I’ve never smoked pot, but you make me want to roll up a nice big joint, inhale it all and then read your columns. Seriously. Superman is Jewish now, huh?

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  • “Smallville is a dangerous new soap opera for children that tells the story of Jewish-created comic book character, Superman, during his formative teenage years.”

    The show is not new it’s been going for 8 years have you just only heard about it. I find it ironic that you say it disrespects women with how sexist this site is. I have never been into comic books but they are just for entertainment and to make money like movies and tv there is no crazy agenda to turn people gay or anything else. I am glad in Australia I don’t come across your type people there seems to be a lot of wackos in the US.

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  • “I am glad in Australia I don’t come across your type people there seems to be a lot of wackos in the US.”

    Dude, you have NO idea… Your observation only scratches the surface…

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  • This is a comedy website, yes?

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  • “Smallville is a dangerous new soap opera for children”

    In case you’re too dense to read the title of your own article, 9X01 means that it’s now in its 9th year.

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    • “The name of the episode is “Savior”, with a capital S, and not once is our Holy Savior mentioned”

      That’s because savior is the start of the sentence and the title idiot.

      “Superman parades around as his normal self, Clark Kent, in this show and “saves” the lives of others by pommeling his enemies with incredible strength, searing their flesh with his fire eyes and sometimes even uses hand weapons to first bludgeon his adversaries to death, like much in this sick episode.”

      Would you rather the innocent people get killed/raped/kidnapped?

      “To think a man can somehow capture a train is as preposterous as believing an alien savior could somehow fly to Earth on a ship and then be everyone’s protector.”

      Its this strange little thing called fiction; a element of story telling. ever heard of it? Its were we make up things for others entertainment.

      “If that wasn’t ridiculous enough, in this episode a bunch of other people from Superman’s “home planet” somehow magically appeared on Earth. The leader of them all is General Zod, who loves to yell “Kneel before Zod!” This is clearly meant to disrespect America’s faith by implying Zod thinks of himself as some sort of god.”

      Zod DOES think he’s some kind of god.

      “Clark Kent, the “savior”, took it upon himself to fight her with barn equipment — hacksaws, hoes, poking sticks and rakes — and then finally threw a large suspended motor into her torso. She died a slow, painful death and then Clark secretly buried her body.”

      I didn’t see the episode so I can’t contradict you, but wasn’t she the bad guy? You make this sound like a 1 sided fight. But I doubt that Clark just pummuled some girl senselessly.

      “This is a children’s show! How sick that they try to make such a sick act look like something a real hero would do. Could you imagine a brave firefighter from the NYPD who saved countless lives on 9/11 do such a thing? I don’t think so. And those men are real heroes, not this fake Jewish superevolution alien.”

      Honestly, do you think everything on tv is a childrens show? You call south park, family guy and the simpsons children shows too. But yeah your right, no firefighter would ever kill a women to protect his friends. He wouldn’t even help people the way superman does. (since you are a retard I probably should tell you that that was sarcasm)

      Do you rate everything S?

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  • LOL! That was really fun!

    SV is not only for children. I know people in their 40s/50s are watching it, too.
    //Smallville is a dangerous show about fornication, Jewish aliens and hiding murder evidence.//
    LOL jewish aliens?? where did that came from?
    Of course Zod thinks himself some sort of a God. He is a dicator. Every dictator thinks himself as a God.

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  • This show is for entertainment. This show is not promoting a different religion. This show does not intend to harm anyone. This show is not intended to be taken as real.

    Stop thinking that these TV shows are brainwashing people.

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  • jewishmessiah

    MY NAME IS CLARK KENT. I AM VERY REAL.

    I HAVE COME TO DEVOUR THE FIRST BORN OF EVERY CHRISTIAN FAMILY.

    I AM THE LOVE-CHILD OF BARACK OBAMA AND MANBEARPIGMAN.

    ..TRULY, I AM THE BEARSHARKTOPUS.

    FEAR ME AND FEED ME CHILDREN — AND BUKITZ!

    WHARS UR MUDKIP NAO?!

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  • Nave Hayder (TORMENT)

    @ Author Dan: and you’re secretly a pedophile. Besides, doesn’t hell have an entire plane for stealing? Coz you sure as heaven stole the entire layout design from Cracked.com

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  • OK…this is now officially the most entertaining website I have come across. You can challenge The Onion for supremacy:)

    I love the categories down the side: “moral alerts”, “commies”, etc. Just what I imagine a real right-wing psychotic “Christian” nutbar website would have. Brilliant!!

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  • This quite possibly could be the most ridiculous claim I’ve ever heard of. I was raised in the church and I drink beer, I smoke cigs, have 3 kids. It’s this kind of crap that kills christianity. You need to worry about your side of the streat and if you don’t like it, don’t watch it. Give me a Freaking break man. You can’t govern morality. We all answer to God at some point, we do not need you religious zealouts telling us how to live our lives.

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  • As a Christian, I find your anti-semitism horrifying. We need to be friends with our Jewish brethren.

    I really hope that you are poking humor at yourselves. Because, really, if you are actually taking yourselves seriously… you’re giving the rest of us American-loving, Israel-supporting Christians an extremely bad name.

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  • This website is GOLD. Jewish superheroes, quite accommodating demons, homoerotic cartoons and fornicating extra-terrestrials… IT’S GOT IT ALL IN SPADES!

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  • Seriously…please tell me this is a comedy website. If it’s not, Christians this extreme, and well…stupid..make the rest of us actually sane people who believe in Christianity seem like retards. You, sir, are a moron and not fit to be writing anything, let alone reviews. I you have such a problem with Smallville, you should definitely tune in to Supernatural. And while you’re at it, obtain some common sense, please. And stop being an imbecile.

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  • I’m Christian and I think that is way over the top. Sometimes Smallville has some things that might be a iffy like premarital stuff. But this review is off the rails. Oh they fight big deal. Also Clark didn’t kill her she killed herself. So what it has Aliens it’s fantasy and they aren’t real so It’s make believe chill out. Plus they are reading stuff into it with anti American and Christian messages that aren’t there. Plus what’s with the Anti-Semitism. He was created by Jews but so what. I think Christ is the way but I’m not Anti-Jew I just hope that they come to believe in Christ. Plus there is a alot of Christ imagery throughout the history of the comics, movies, shows and cartoons so this is crazy. This reviewer is being way to legalistic and reading things into it that aren’t there. Also they have mentioned church on the show before so Clark is probably Christian. Maybe not fully practicing right now but coould come back to it in the future. You can just say oh Christ wasn’t mentioned cause he’s Jewish from watching one episode. He may have been created by Jews but things have changed over the years and also really doesn’t have anything to do with anything. Plus like most show for the most part it’s not a Christian made and based show it’s more from a secular view so of course it’s not going to have a commentary on Christ . Where would that have fit in the story of Clark having to stop and evil Alien from the future. I think this person needs to chill out.

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  • Freaks like you make the rest of us Christians look bad. You do realize this is a FANTASY series and that Superman DOESN’T exist right?

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  • And in case you didn’t get that far in your “bible”… Jesus Christ was a JEW! Stop making suck antisemitic comments. It makes the rest of us look REALLY bad.

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  • And in case you didn’t get that far in your “bible”… Jesus Christ was a JEW! Stop making such antisemitic comments. It makes the rest of us look REALLY bad.

    *Re posted to fix typo

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  • HAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
    Are you insane? You’re making it look like devout Christians aren’t sane.

    You give a bad name to your fellow Christians.

    Smallville is a FICTIONAL show, and everyone BUT YOU treats it as such. Grow a brain. Superman was created in the 30′s, and has had a strong following since then. If something was uncouth or sinister as you claim Superman is, society would not allow it to garner such a fan-base over so many decades, long before you were born over (unless of course you are over 70 years old, which would explain your inability for imagination, and acceptance of new things, possibly due to Alzheimers or some other form of age-based mental degradation.)

    Also, you touched on the fact that Clark Kent is an Alien more than one time. What makes you think beings from other Planets would have religion at all.

    I pity your ignorance, your arrogance and your subservience of Anti-Semitism. Keep this up and you’re well on the way to becoming the next Hitler, as you are already condoning his beliefs in a way, which is tantamount to being his disciple.

    BTW. I’m also from Australia, and I’m glad there aren’t many wackos like you over here.

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  • u guys are stupid smallvile isnt about that it is exposed to depict the double life some people have and how people in the world arnt all stupid. i love this show and im a “child” and i think this show is great!!!!

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  • WOW is all i can ….
    man i really hope that this site is some sort of sick joke beacuse if not then u “christians” have serious problems.
    1. smallville is not a childerns show (i carly and hannah montana are childerns show)
    2. really jewish aliens thats the best u can come up with just because your small minds cant understand a simple piece of fiction does not make it evil or anti american it makes you simple and by blaming jews makes you jerks and and idiots so congrats u have once again ruin the tesimony of true christians everywhere…
    3. if u took the time to watch the show u would see that in fact superman is a type of Christ (meaning he is a repesentaion of Jesus) he has always been because Jesus is the ultimate superhero
    4.yes there are some things that may be morally wrong but thats why kids should not watch it
    5. next time you want to review something….DONT! it just made u sound stupid and made many people angry

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  • Seriously, WTF….

    I find some serious flaws with your thinking.

    1)Jesus Christ, whom I do believe in, was very much a Jew.
    2)Antisemitism = Hitler
    3)Most Christians, I don’t think you deserve to call yourself that, believe “The Chronicles of Narnia” to be good books because Aslan is an allegory for Christ. So is Superman. Think about it. God sent his “one and only son” Jesus Christ to Earth to be the savior for mankind and to show them away. In the Superman films, Joe-El, Superman/Kal-El/Clak Kent’s,biological father tells Superman that the people of Earth “can be a great people, Kal-El, if they wish to be. They only lack the light to show the way. For this reason above all…their capacity for good…I have sent them you, my only son.”
    4) Since when is Superman un-American?! The old staple, and famous quote, of the Superman comics is that Superman stands for “truth, justice, and the American way”

    The truth is, that its people like you, who clearly read the Bible after doing heavy drugs, who give all other Christians a bad rep.

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