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South Park is a dangerous children’s show created by two Jewish perverts who hate family values. Time and again this show had been responsible for tragic news stories where normal children have been tempted to do evil things; kissing girls at school, drugs, prostitution and even murdering a person’s parents and putting their body parts into chili at a carnival.
South Park launched its second half of the season in typical fashion, with an episode entitled “Dead Celebrities”. Over the last several months, many mainstream celebrities have had their lives taken away from them. As expected, the Jews of Doom behind South Park saw fit to use those celebrity deaths to ultimately teach kids how to do cult rituals to communicate with the deceased in unnatural, demonic ways.
This frightening episode started off by showing hardcore pornography to children, without warning. I immediately covered my eyes and ears when I saw the immoral scene and threw up a little bit from the shock. The Jewish parents of two of the show’s characters, Stan and Ike, were doing the nasty with their secret parts and Ike walked in on them. He reported that he could see dead people.
Now as you know, there is no such thing as secular ghosts. It’s all just made up or if something looks like it’s there, it’s just one of Satan’s demons wearing perhaps a supernatural ghost costume to deceive you. Your soul will either be called to heaven or hell for judgement; end of story. There is no walking around the Earth and haunting, all of that fiction is just lies of Satan.
Yet, this episode tried to sully the concept of purgatory and make it look like all of the recently dead celebrities were still wandering around as ghosts, because Michael Jackson’s soul was not at peace.
As the episode progressed, more “ghosts” made appearances and ultimately it was discovered that Michael Jackson’s greatest wish was to become a white girl and have everyone accept him for that. This is nothing but a veiled attempt at spreading the homogay agenda to our kids.
Naturally, the show’s writers decided to have Michael Jackson, possessing the young toddler Ike’s body, to dress up as a gay and participate in a fashion contest for young girls. By winning the contest, he was supposed to gain satisfaction and validation, at which point his soul and every other dead celebrity could leave purgatory.
The contest scene was very confusing and sick. They had young pixelated girls gyrating about and doing dances to devil’s music. For some reason the male judges started holding their thingies region and apparently had to go potty because they kept jumping around, then for some reason were arrested by cops.
A character named Eric Cartman bribed the one remaining female judge, which is teaching children how to deceive.
You would think things could not get worse, but they did. Michael Jackson won the contest and the fake teachings on purgatory and Hell continued. There is no pleasant ride to hell, my frirends, it’s all fire and brimestone. Endless torture and that’s right where this show is leading whatever kids watch it.
Warning: The following video media is highly immoral. Please pray and then have any women/children immediately leave the room before reviewing.
Moral Rating: S (Sinister) for:
pornography, cussing, Jewish humor, ghosts, false Catholocism, bribing, beauty pagents, Hell not depicted as scary/brutal enough,
At this point I had just about enough of this blasphemous episode.
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10:39 am
For the last fucking time south park , family guy and the Simpsons are not children shows.
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10:48 am
When you say that there is no such thing as secular ghosts don’t you people realize that the show is just fiction and is not meant to be taken seriously.
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11:54 am
Not a childrens show. God isnt all knowing I guess
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1:24 pm
Dan, clearly Satan works in obvious ways! This show is just an offense to all that is mature and moral in this world. Can you imagine when these people grow up and look back on the many, many hours they wasted watching some poorly drawn children’s show full of swear words and implausible, hate-filled plotlines?
You write: “Yet, this episode tried to sully the concept of purgatory and make it look like all of the recently dead celebrities were still wandering around as ghosts, because Michael Jackson’s soul was not at peace.”
I think these people secretly desire the nasty pedophilia evil and pelvic excess that was Michael Jackson to still be a part of their lonely, underemployed and sickly lives. They should be truly, infinitely be ashamed of who they are.
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12:55 pm
Oh Jesus Fucking Christ, it’s NOT A CHILDREN’S SHOW! Every single episode in the entire 12 year run has been rated TVMA, which mean’s it’s for MATURE AUDIENCES!
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4:54 pm
This Website confuses me, you people praise loving of all people, that jesus is all loving, and as long as your a good person, you will go to heaven. Yet by the looks of your post, you seem to dislike Jews. Also, what the fuck is wrong with kissing girls at school, and pre marridal fornication? Why do i get the feeling that you were the kid at school who none of the girls liked, and all the guys beat up.
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12:30 pm
kissing girls at school ? yeah that sure is pure evil. and southpark is not a show for children.
And why do you dislike Jews so much?
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8:25 pm
“the homogay agenda”
I don’t need to comment.
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3:49 am
wow, you guys are fucking fundamentalists. what you fail to realize is that half of the things that you complain about in the world today, have been around for centuries, only it was hush hush.
Its a comedy show full of crude humor, yes. but this is why its rated TV-MA (adults) and you don’t have to watch it if you don’t want to.
Hypocrites all. Judge not, lest you be judged tenfold. Sleep on that
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2:27 pm
“South Park is a dangerous children’s show” No, it’s an adult’s show and it’s not dangerous. It is called South Park and it’s a show so you were partly right.
“created by two Jewish perverts”. Actually only one of the perverts is Jewish. And you’re a fucking anti-semite.
“evil things; kissing girls at school” Dude, it’s only evil if you’re an adult kissing girls at school. Otherwise it’s natural and harmless.
“murdering a person’s parents and putting their body parts into chili at a carnival.” That episode was so funny.
“Jews of Doom” More anti-semitism?
“to ultimately teach kids how to do cult rituals to communicate with the deceased in unnatural, demonic ways.” As it’s impossible to communicate with the deceased who gives a fuck?
“This frightening episode started off by showing hardcore pornography to children, without warning.” Yet again, it’s not a children’s show and I don’t remember any hardcore pornography in the episode (or any other South Park for that matter)
“The Jewish parents” Drop the anti-semitism you redneck fucking twat.
“Now as you know, there is no such thing as secular ghosts.” Or ghosts of any nature for that matter.
“It’s all just made up or if something looks like it’s there, it’s just one of Satan’s demons wearing perhaps a supernatural ghost costume to deceive you.” Can you get me the number of your dealer cos the shit you’re smoking is so much better than anything I’ve ever had.
“Your soul will either be called to heaven or hell for judgement; end of story. There is no walking around the Earth and haunting, all of that fiction is just lies of Satan.” Actually the heaven or hell thing is just fiction.
“This is nothing but a veiled attempt at spreading the homogay agenda to our kids.” What the fuck? What does homogay mean?
“dress up as a gay” He actually dressed up as a girl.
“The contest scene was very confusing” Anybody who gets confused by South Park has to be mentally retarded.
“They had young pixelated girls gyrating about and doing dances to devil’s music. For some reason the male judges started holding their thingies region and apparently had to go potty because they kept jumping around, then for some reason were arrested by cops.” The point they were making there (surely obvious to anyone) is that beauty contests featuring young girls are for the benefit of pedophiles. The judges were pedophiles (they didn’t need to “go potty”). They were arrested because they were pedophiles.
“A character named Eric Cartman bribed the one remaining female judge, which is teaching children how to deceive.” This is not a kid’s show and so it teaches kids nothing. And you’d love Cartman, he’s an anti-semite just like you.
“Please pray and then have any women/children immediately leave the room before reviewing.” And now we get to the sexism.
“Jewish humor” See, I told you you’d like Cartman.
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3:29 am
Religion is more evil than south park
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3:36 am
god is not real and if he was real he wouldn’t be a christian god or a jewish god or a muslim god he’s just some being who doesn’t give a shit about us because if he gave a shit things like 9/11, war, hurricane katrina, the holloacaust(which the author of this article must have loved) would not have happened because i’m sure everyone was praying to live and nothing happened because god is not real or doesn’t give a shit
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3:47 am
Dan Nordgren is a jew hating piece of shit who is so brainwashed by his religion that he is completely intolerant of anyone who does not have the same beliefs as he does. He needs to realize that more than half the world doesn’t believe in his god. I am glad my people crucified that cult leader you call a savior jesus died for his own sins not mine.
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10:00 pm
I’m really having a hard time getting a feel for this article. Is this article a joke or is he serious? I seem to be coming to the disturbing conclusion that he’s serious.
This article was extremely immature to start out. I would put a guess at around 13 years old for whoever wrote this article. Who says,”grabbed their thingies,” Seriously, who does that in an article? You either actually say the “M” word (Oh my gosh!) or you actually say the word “sexual” or something along those lines. You’re permeating the myth that all sex is bad. They may end up having sexual sins but you guys are so immature about it and make it seem so terrible that they will never open up and receive help.
You often refer to “Jewish” humor, “Jewish” perverts, and Jews of Doom. It is obvious that you are racist and honestly is appalling that you write somewhere where Conservative values are supposed to be upheld. I apologize on behalf of this ill guided writer, and would just like people to know that not all people who claim to be a christian are like this. I can hardly believe this man is a christian, but I will leave the judging up to God. He only wishes to propel himself by immaturely bashing and blaming others.
Of course the show is showing a secular view of Hell. Of course the show is going to have language. Of course the theology won’t be right. It’s so sad that you actually think this show is for children. The real question is what kind of parents would allow their children t watch this. We know it’s not a show with great language and morals throughout, even if it often has a good moral at the end. If you’re going to tackle a review, don’t sidestep the major issues and jab from the side. Don’t completely lie about what the show is and how it has changed the minds of children. You made that all up. If not, then prove it. Give me a link.
I’m not defending South Park, I know it’s a bad show and it adds to a secular worldview, but don’t go lying about what’s going on! You’re supposed to be a christian viewpoint! What kind of image does that give nonchristians of christians? People like you frustrate me to no end.
And you end it with telling everyone they will all go to hell. Always the greatest place to start when trying to help someone out and lead them towards Christ. Choose your words carefully, it would be a shame to find out someday that you personally just turned away people that were hoping to find Christ.
Maybe your motives are pure, but I believe it’s just a pride in yourself. You’re proud of how holy and how great your morals are. You seriously need to reexamine yourself and how you write.
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10:06 pm
Ok, I feel a little relieved finding that this is really an anti-Christian site I believe, not happy that this site exists, but glad that this wasnt actually a serious article making all christians look like idiots
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12:33 pm
You are extremely funny. As a comedy writer myself, I envy your dead-pan style and your false sense of conviction. Well done and keep it coming.
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7:53 pm
the person who published this article is obvisiously a bible humper, there is no god or jesus christ… except for the mexican guy that lives in california. i am sick of christian fucks who try to bring down the stuff that i watch. you people are stupid, religion just causes war and all religion needs to be reliquished. second the creators are not jewish, oh and all preists all child molesting faggots who have not came out of the closet
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7:55 am
South Park is NOT FOR CHILDREN. SOUTH PARK IS NOT FOR CHILDREN. It has to be reviewed by censors before it goes to air. Most if not all networks all give a warning before it goes to air. South Park have their own content warning at the beginning. If you are liable to be offended by such shows then DO NOT WATCH! You make your own choices in life.
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7:59 pm
You fucking anitsemetic asshole. You are what is wrong with the world. You have no sense of humor and you blindly follow the cult teachings of christianity. You know why priests can’t marry? So that when they die the church can take all their fucking money. You think that South Park writers are evil but it’s OK when priests molest children? By the way kids go through puberty and are gonna fuck each other. Deal with it. Also, learn how to fucking write, at least the Jews who write south park know how to write better than a fucking 5 year old. I’m 14 by the way you indignant prick.
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