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Watch South Park Episode Whale Wars Online Now, Christian TV Review
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Dan Nordgren
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This week’s excellent episode of South Park provided an excellent lesson about how the Japanese are one of the most war-like and bloodthirsty people on Earth.
As you know from history, the Japanese conspired to take over Earth with Adolf Hitler and the NAZI horde. On a day of infamy, countless Japanese soldiers blackened the sky with planes and attacked innocent Americans who were soundly at rest in Pearl Harbor, Hawaii. They murdered thousands of innocent Americans, all in the name of Adolf Hitler.
The Japanese are known for their ice-old hearts and writers Trey Parker and Matt Stone of South Park did an excellent job of capturing that fact in this episode.
The gist of today’s show was that Japanese would stop at nothing to murder whales and dolphins in cold blood, in front of children, using their ancient samurai swords and spears they have in every Japanese home.
Japanese actually do have an innate hate for creatures of the sea, as they love to bathe in whale’s blubber and use a whale’s teeth in all their sick Japanese gameshow fornications.
Stan Marsh, the idealist of the show, grew tired of watching the Japanese murder whales worldwide, so he joined up with the tv series Whale Wars. Instead of using passive protest, Stan declared war on Japan like any freedom loving American should be ready to do when their morals fall out of line.
Eventually Stan gained enough weapons and supporting cast to turn the tide in whale protection, neatly slaughtering boatloads of Japanese people and scaring them off with giant godzilla statues. You should have seen their little eyes squint in fear.
Not to give up, the Japanese eventually resorted to kamikaze tactics to just divebomb their ancient places into whales and Stan’s pirate boy.
All in all, this episode was mildly entertaining, censored out several curse words and reminded everyone that the Japanese are a very dangerous people; they would need at 20 lights to show them the day.
This episode ended with much bloodshed, which is fine since it was appropriately rated MA so audiences and parents would know not to let their children watch this show.
6:38 am
“This episode ended with much bloodshed, which is fine since it was appropriately rated MA so audiences and parents would know not to let their children watch this show.”
So then why are you always pissing and moaning about other episodes of South Park not being appropriate for children? ALL episodes of South Park carry the TVMA rating, not just this one.
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7:17 am
If it is appropriately rated MA, and everyone knows that South Park is for the audience, I don’t see a point to this artical.
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10:43 am
What a great episode, it really shows the true nature of Japanese people and why Truman was forced to encourage them to sign the treaty in the most gentle way possible at the time.
It’s not surprising that any episode that deals with the Japanese in warfare carries a MA rating. It broke my heart when the heartless Kamikazes used their planes to kill all of those poor whales, much like they were known to do during WW2 as well.
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6:28 pm
You guys are pathetic. You bash South Park at every chance you get, but when they do one thing that you agree with, you start licking the balls of Stone and Parker.
p.s. Matt Stone and Trey Parker don’t actually believe that the Japanese are bad people; they made them out to be “evil” in this episode simply to be over-the-top.
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10:45 pm
You have no proof of that fact, and if you’d ever had to fight in World War II you would learn to watch your tongue. Japanese kamikazes were bloodthirsty and savage! They killed whales and liked to fight dirty, unlike the Americans who had to protect the world from their wickedly yellow hands of mischief and doom.
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10:58 pm
Proof of what fact? That Matt and Trey aren’t actually racist bastards like you guys are and simply did the episode to be outrageous? If that’s what you’re referring to, I do have proof. I’ve been watching South Park since I was 13, I’ve seen every single episode many times—I know for a fact that Stone and Parker purposely do things like this to be outrageous. So shut your goddamned mouth.
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2:18 am
Irony!
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2:19 am
Hrm, should have used the HTML symbols. That should have been:
*facepalm* Iron!
Ah, humor…
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11:20 pm
Adam, shut the fuck up.
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8:43 am
The original author of the review of the Southpark Episode “Whale Wars” is one of the most ignorant and close minded individuals I have ever witnessed. Every…every sentence was riddled with false messages, insecurities, and out right idiocy. I certainly hope this blog, waste of web space, or otherwise internet insanity is not believed by other readers. I for one am sorely sorry I stumbled by accident upon such a site. I pity all of you who believe such trash. If you are truly Christian…if you actually read and believed in the bible or even any teachings of such you would be completely humiliated by the garbage spewing forth from this author’s post. It was completely hate filled, biased, uneducated to the point a high school student would find it laughable, and down-right pathetic. Stop reading this post (yes, mine)…stop reading this site…stop reading all of such ignorant junk on the net and open your bibles if you actually believe in anything and wish to have any hope for salvation. Otherwise…believe this joker, this fool, this person acting far out from your own faith and well…good riddance to you
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9:30 pm
You have to be kidding.
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11:32 pm
Just because you ignored the warning before every episode and choose to watch this show doesn’t make you some expert on it.
The Japanese are naturally a war-like people. That’s why after World War II, America put the Japanese on punishment and forbade their government to have a standing army. It’s unfortunate when a nation forces us to parent them in such a way, but Japan was childish, savage and evil and we had to give them tough love.
Japan couldn’t be trusted and they proved that by making friends with Hitler, murdering innocent people in China and America and then fighting a savage battle where they even resorted to kamikaze techniques to take lives.
This episode of South Park showed that fact very clearly and also did a good job of showing how the Japanese hate sea creatures.
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8:19 am
“Just because you ignored the warning before every episode and choose to watch this show doesn’t make you some expert on it.”
It makes me more of an expert on it than it does you.
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8:58 pm
Nuh uh.
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2:28 am
Uh huh
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12:47 pm
“Nuh-uh”
Seriously? Who’s the fucking child here now? That’s something a 6 year-old would say!
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12:00 am
All who think that Trey and Matt are the brainchilds behind Christwire say “Aye!”
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12:03 am
“Just because you ignored the warning before every episode and choose to watch this show doesn’t make you some expert on it.”
You posting on here like a fucking idiot doesn’t make you an expert at anything.
“The Japanese are naturally a war-like people. That’s why after World War II, America put the Japanese on punishment and forbade their government to have a standing army. It’s unfortunate when a nation forces us to parent them in such a way, but Japan was childish, savage and evil and we had to give them tough love.”
The human population is war-like. Not just Japan.
“Japan couldn’t be trusted and they proved that by making friends with Hitler, murdering innocent people in China and America and then fighting a savage battle where they even resorted to kamikaze techniques to take lives.”
How many years ago was that? Just get over it.
“This episode of South Park showed that fact very clearly and also did a good job of showing how the Japanese hate sea creatures.”
So you are taking lessons and “facts” from South Park? That is like learning engineering watching Wile E. Coyote.
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12:36 am
Japan never really properly apologized for what they did to us and our friends in China. They should be required to pay us tribute and retribution for the horrors they inflicted upon our innocent nation at Pearl Harbor.
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1:02 am
The death toll of the Pearl Harbor attack was around 2,350ish. When we dropped Little Boy and Fat Man over Hiroshima and Nagasaki, we killed about 200,000.
Do you honestly think they needed to properly apologize after that? Considering that they surrendered soon after.
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1:16 am
Yes, they do. Japan attacked the US for no reason. None at all. We were literally not doing anything to them, and they for some reason allied with a genocidal maniac and attacked our sons and daughters who were living peacefully at Pearl Harbor, Hawaii. Nearly 2,500 Americans died that day, the product of a grievous, unprecedented attack.
Their lives were ripped from them by the Japanese. It was our right to retaliate and quite frankly, for betraying humanity by aiding Hitler, committing grievous atrocities against our allies in China and then having the audacity to not apologize and still atone for their actions is beyond reprehensible.
Japan murdered lives and were not even at war with America. They had no reason to do with they did aside from sheer evil. We properly declared war on Japan, for aiding the NAZIs and standing against us, and did what needed to be done. So no, their murdering 2,403 Americans in cold blood is not comparable to the bombs we dropped, during a war, instigated by Japan’s military for murdering our children. Japan killed our kids and had to be subdued before they spread their evil deeds elsewhere.
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10:04 pm
Once again you show your utter racism and overall unintelligence. Surely you grew up in a georgia town were the Klan ruled and teach evolution was punishable by lynching. FYI The U.S stopped trding with Japan which provoked the pearl harbor attacks. Read a textbook published more recent than 1952 dumbass
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10:10 pm
Also less than 68 civilians which includes doctors and nurses were killed that day. If you look at how many children died it is in the single digits if there were any. Im sure more childeren were killed by riding tricycles then in pearl harbor. you uneducated inbred.
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10:40 pm
Whoa whoa whoa, sonny, you said the Japanese were “betraying humanity by aiding Hitler”? You KNOW that we here on Christwire all HATE those dirty Jews. They killed Jesus, so they have no right to anything. And they teach love of money and selfishness! My son, did I really raise you wrong? We here on Christwire and Hitler are on the same side!
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10:45 pm
And Bill, lay off my son, you dirty kike!
Adam and I are VERY proud of our birth town. Hell, there’s nothing wrong with dressing up as the good o’ Klan boys every Halloween. You should have seen him in his robes when he was still a baby. And as for “textbooks” and your “facts”, all the truth we need to know about Pearl Harbor is in the good old New Testament. So shove your “facts” up your big shini nose!
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8:53 am
This just in:
ABOUT THE AUTHOR:
Born and raised in upstate New York, Dan Nordgren is currently a complete moron who thinks being a film student and a christian gives him a right to make ridiculous commentary on the world, while he is simply showing how purely uneducated and un-christian he truly is…oh, he also enjoys martial arts, mountain climbing and rugby as components of his very active life, though this active life does not include reading anything which could possibly educate him further on the world, faith, and how NOT to act like a complete idiot on the internet…ladies if you happen to read this please stay far away from this boy. The world does not need anymore of his kind, so if you find yourself near him, be advised to bring ear plugs, birth control, and in the event of an accident the morning after pill and a loaded pistol.
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1:07 pm
south park isnt real
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10:21 pm
This site is pretty clearly a fake just to make Christians look dumb. Look at the titles to the sections and articles, and the fact that he is giving a “deadpan” review to a flagrantly obvious ironic episode. “Currently praying to decide who needs boycotting. Please check back soon.”? Seriously guys?
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7:41 pm
Umm… the Japanese didn’t bomb Pearl Harbor in the name of Adolf Hilter, they did it in the name of Emperor Hirihito. You have your facts wrong, and you also state a lot of opinions as facts about the Japanese people today. Quite offensive. Even a quick search on Wikipedia would have helped you write your article a little more accurately. I don’t think you even really got the points that Stone and Parker were trying to convey.
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12:05 pm
He ur a fuken faggot and u have a little dick bitch go fuck a horse cunt
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4:27 am
i totaly agree you fucking horse cuntiant and your a shoe shggerrr and all your other hores are sheepp shagger just like the episode of family guy where he meets his sheep shaggin dad
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8:59 am
The fuck is wrong with you? You’re taking Southpark seriously? This is a fantastic way to get your ass discredited and get laughed at. Using southpark to justify some dumbass racism is… well, you’re a douchebag. And to think, you posted this on christwire. CHRISTwire.
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9:10 am
This article is unspeakably unpleasant.
But first, regarding the South Park episode, I would like to be able to
see that week’s episode of South Park as being sufficiently satirical
as to promote skepticism towards either side of the “Whale Wars,” debate. However, as this article shows, there are those that take the portrayal
of the Japanese to be realistic. Was that episode of South Park satirical?
Is this commentator getting the wrong end of the stick?
It is my feeling that the author of the review above is *to an extent*
correct in his appraisal of the intended interpretation of the show.
I did not like the show. Satire, sure. But unbalanced and likely to
promote this sort of (in my view disgusting) response. I can not help
but think that there were those involved in the production whose
sentiments coincide with the reviewer. The joke on the Japanese was
in bad taste.
I am not a follower of South Park, but would the extremes of the “satire”
be acceptable if directed at African Americans? Are there episodes of
Southpark which satirize black Americans as being violent, in anywhere
near the extreme as portrayed by this episode?
Enough of the “satirical” show.
Regarding this article
“the Japanese are one of the most war-like and bloodthirsty people on Earth.”
My response,
The West, that is to say (Judeo-)Christendom is one of the most, if
not the most, if not “bloodthirsty” then blood-covered people on earth.
I agree with those that have commented that bloodthirstiness
is common to humans of whatever religious or ethnic persuasion.
It just so happens that Westerners have wiped out more other
races, killed and enslaved so many more other peoples, than
any other cultural group in the history of humanity. I don’t
think that Christians/Westerners are especially bloodthirsty.
The Nazis attempted to wipe out the Jews. The Japanese killed
many Chinese and Koreans. English, Americans, Spanish and Portuguese
have killed so many people so effectively that there is hardly
a voice to point out that they have done so.
Who is bloodthirsty here?
This author upsets me greatly.
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5:21 pm
I’m wondering if anyone actually watched the entire episode. Certainly, the author of this article did not. This episode, as well as nearly every other episode of Southpark, was a satire. Not only did it make fun of the reality TV shows “Whale Wars” and “Deadliest Catch”, but it also poked fun at the very people who see the Japanese as “one of the most war-like and bloodthirsty people on Earth” (Nordgren). The makers of Southpark, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, purposely put in “the chicken and cow” as the bombers of Hiroshima at the end of the show, so that the Japanese would attack and kill chickens and cows, to which Randy Marsh, Stan’s father, says “now they’re normal like us”. This shows that as some view the Japanese as cruel for the killing of whales, they forget the numerous animals killed every day in America for food and clothes.
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12:57 pm
Finally an actual person who gets the episode! Thank you Jesus for posting that! The episode was a joke on how the Japanese use whaling, and the joke was that they hunt and kill whales, because they thought that whales and dolphins were flying the plane that bombed Hiroshima!
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12:57 pm
LoL Why is a Christan watching southpark?
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1:02 pm
Why is an atheist on the internet?
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1:29 pm
because were intelligent unlike you
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8:07 pm
—The gist of today’s show was that Japanese would stop at nothing to murder whales and dolphins in cold blood, in front of children, using their ancient samurai swords and spears they have IN EVERY HOME.—
“in every home.” I stopped reading right there…
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