• 20/20 Interview with Rihanna and Rihanna’s Forehead

    November 7, 2009 3:39 am 6 comments
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    Wny on Earth did 20/20 have a Rihanna interview tonight?

    In a world that’s field with important things such as how Barack Obama is ruining our economy and the dog liberals are destroying freedom by refusing to nuke Iran, we do not have time for celebrity news!

    My friends, as you sit here reading this story there are about 20 million kids to whom Obama is trying to sneak your hard-earned tax money. “They need insurance” because their parents won’t give them any. What responsibility of it of ours to take care of the babies of others!

    How dare the government try to sneak such provisions away from hard working families to those who probably spend all their money on the new Rihanna CD and a bottle of bagged black people whisky. They probably buy the newest hipped hopped shoes to for their baby child’s father.

    A man named Aldous Huxley once speculated that our civilization would fall apart because everyone would become self-absorbed and get caught up in irrelevant nonsense. A Brave New World filled with indifferent old souls.

    Our ancient pagan friend, Juvenal, once wrote:

    audio quid ueteres olim moneatis amici,
    “pone seram, cohibe.” sed quis custodiet ipsos
    custodes? cauta est et ab illis incipit uxor.

    I hear always the admonishment of my friends:
    “Bolt her in, constrain her!” But who will guard
    the guardians? The wife plans ahead and begins with them!

    We all know that’s true of womens and Plato speculated that the guardians of society would be protected from corruption by a false sense of nobility; a sort of, epic responsibility, to look after the good of the people and refrain from corrupt activities. When the Democrats took office in 2012 and allowed businesses to exploit us and then raised our taxes, we see where that nobility gets us.

    It is the job of our media to tell us the news in a Fair and Balanced format.

    Take Fox News, for example. They always report the responsible headline and take care to make sure it’s fair and balanced. That’s what the entire country needs and hopefully has Fox News as a resource to watch in 2012.

    ABC News and 20/20, Rihanna’s forehead, left and right hooks, and how tall she is is not a relevant headline. It makes no difference in the grand scheme of thing.

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