There is a new variety of demon out there called an emo. This brand of demon always likes to wear ridiculously tight fitted clothing that perhaps costs way too much and looks pretty crappy. It usually preys on teens whose parents allow them to watch dangerous death-praise vampire movies such as Twilight, but when hungry and desperate it will track other prey too.
As archived on Buzzfeed, here we see pretty definitive empirical evidence of a father who has been infected by some emo. If you look closely, you’ll notice he has a communist Apple iPhone what looks to be a lipring of some sorts.
Parents, movies such as Twilight and MTV music can lead you straight to hell. We already know it can take over the mind of your children and now as you see, parents are not safe either. Please keep yourselves proper and ban all these things from your home.