ABC Dancing with the Stars 2009 is now at the point in time where you can vote online for the winner. Last season we were all shocked and disgusted by Marc Ballas’ misappropriate pants action after a close dance with gymnast Shawn Johnson.
As the competition has withered down this year, we are left with a boy named Aaron Carter and Debi Mazar. This is a lose-lose situation in terms of voting, as Carter was in a boy’s band who swooned girls and Mazar used to work with the immoral Madonna, who stole the holy mother’s name.
So instead of voting, let’s send ABC letters and demand they take this show off our televisions.