Boy Claims To Find Real Live ET – Weekend Coffee with Dan Nordgren

Dan Nordgren
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November 21, 2009 7:07 am6 comments

Weekend Coffee with Dan Nordgren

Boy Claims to Find Real Live ET

I find this all to be very unlikely, but it was sent to us this morning.  Just like dinosaur bones, aliens are the work of demons.

Immoral Japanese Create New Sex Toy Phone

There is no culture out of touch with morality more than the Japanese.  They build robotic terrors and anime pornagraphy shrines.  Now they have added sexual erotica telephones to their little resumes.  Warning:  The following image media contains images of immoral technology.  Only qualified men may observe after praying and clearing the room of any women/children.

Immoral Japanese Erotica Phone

Oprah Sadly Leaves Talk Show

Tears were shed last week as Oprah announced she will be ending her great talk show in 2011. On a personal level, Oprah is in need of help as she believes in new-age ‘spirituality’, which is basically just modern witchcraft. If it were 300 years ago we’d have to toss her in a river to make sure she wasn’t possessed.

But this is the modern era and we will just pray for her, which is almost as good as a river cleansing. How sad is it that dangerously black rapper 50 Cent claims us white people only like Oprah because “she caters to white people“?

Pray For Obama Bumper Stickers

We still have these while supplies last! Let us pray for our president each and every day.

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6 Comments

  • That critter looks like some sort a CGI graphic to me.

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    • Wait. Let me get this straight. You are claiming that you think the woman in that video looks like a CGI cartoon, and yet you are convinced that the video you post of “Little Shrunken Sings the Blues” looks like a real creature? Just wanting to make sure I understand you correctly.

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  • Claire, you really need to get married so that your husband can beat some sense into you.

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  • guys we have already told you: the onion is not a good newssource. mainly because it’s a fucking joke.
    the joke is obviously that he hid a spanish person and that aparently nobody of you imbicile americans can understand spanish or recognise a human being.

    going on to the phone
    it’s a VINTAGE add as in fucking old. and the guy in the add look american

    ending note i thought you guys hated both obama and oprah?
    no seriously whats with the pray for obama bumperstickers?
    even if they are not meant to be suportive thats how EVERYONE will read it

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  • I blame Liberals and obama for all of this. This video has liberal propaganda implanted in it. they are using this scientific garbage to further their agenda. I cant wait until 2012 when Sarah Palin wins the Presidential Election. It will be great to get a person of faith and a true American back in the White House and stop with all this evolution garbage that the liberals are promoting.

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