The New York Yankees are a devilish team that uses backhanded contract deals and overpaid salaries to acquire all the cool baseball players. Every time a smaller team gets a player who is good, the Yankees just steal them away and train them to become a part of their Evil Empire.
Tonight the weak Philadelphia Phillies lost to the Yankees in the World Series. The final score was 7 -3, Yankees at home.
Jeter and Arod hugged each other as they claimed victory, and you could also see Satan cheering on the sidelines as his favorite team won the MLB crown.