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    Cheating New York Yankees Win World Series, Hold Yankees Ticker Tape Parade 2009

    November 5, 2009 7:00 am 2 comments
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    The New York Yankees are a devilish team that uses backhanded contract deals and overpaid salaries to acquire all the cool baseball players. Every time a smaller team gets a player who is good, the Yankees just steal them away and train them to become a part of their Evil Empire.

    Tonight the weak Philadelphia Phillies lost to the Yankees in the World Series. The final score was 7 -3, Yankees at home.

    Jeter and Arod hugged each other as they claimed victory, and you could also see Satan cheering on the sidelines as his favorite team won the MLB crown.

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    • shameful_truth
      November 5, 2009
      12:25 pm


      Sounds to me like them JEter and Arod be some of them homogays, too.

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    • Scott
      November 7, 2009
      7:43 am


      Very disappointed in the Yankees winning. Anything that comes out of New York is controlled by Satin. New York City needs to be cleased of all the sinners and they should all get down on their knees and pray for forgiveness.

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