• Christianity Betrayed by Satanic Benedectine Monk

    November 16, 2009 7:51 am 33 comments

    Christianity has taken a terrible blow recently, as one of our own has turned over to the Dark Side. Father Luke Bell of an abbey on some island has stabbed good, faithful Christians all over the world in the back by writing this veil book suggesting (please have all women and children leave the room before reading on, lest their sensitive minds be fracturized by this horrible lie) that the evil Harry Potter series, written by Mr. John Kevin Rowling, MIGHT CONTAIN CHRISTIAN PRINCIPLES!!!! LIES!!! DECEIT!!! BETRAYALL!!!

    As we all know, John Kevin Rowling is an evil, evil man bent on corrupting today\’s youth with the likes of Harry Potter, Twilight, and the Vampire Diaries, just to name a few. He is a sick, disgusting man who should be fed to a pack of ravenous Red Kangaroos, and then brought back to life so that he can be killed again.

    Harry Potter, alone, promotes themes of witchcraft, devil worship, prostitution, drug use, premarital sex, premarital kissing, masturbation, murder, shameless killing, sodomy, oral sex, homosexuality, feminesbianism, and cruelty to aminals, and to suggest taht such filth could carry Christian values is an insult to Christianity, God and Jesus, both of whom I am certain would spit on that awful book if they were to physically manifest into your local Borders or Barnes and Noble.

    Fellow Christians, DO NOT FALL FOR THIS FALLEN MONK\’S LIES!!! He has clearly been seduced by Satan, and quite possibly by this John Kevin Rowling, who I do not doubt is probably a homogay himself.http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/harry-potter/6468179/Benedictine-monk-publishes-Christian-reading-of-Harry-Potter.html

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    shameful_truth I look forward to laughing with the Angels, Cherubs, Jesus, and Jerry Fallwell as we look down at the Heathens, roasting in Hell, while we sit back sipping martinis, listening to St. Michael play on his harp while we debate our favorite episodes of 7th Heaven.

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