Clemson Women’s Rowing Team Causes University Sins
Our adversaries at College Humor have been up to their old tricks again, distracting hard-working students with unnatural porn watching and photographs of women’s clothed separator flaps.
Before we go any further my friends, let’s remember forbidden fruits make many jams. The female secret place is kept secret because there’s nothing but sin within and Satan loves nothing more than toasting his bread and then spreading the fornicated nectars of debauchery all over the place.
College Humor’s writers know this and therefore published photos of the Clemson University women’s rowing team wearing outfits that were too tight and accidentally exposed their separator flaps. They did this to entice young students to make lewd comments and surf for more pictures of this stuff. Sick!
We’ve already contacted Stephanie Belsky and demanded a formal apology from College Humor. It seems every month they come out with a new controversy and we pray they learn their lesson and beg forgiveness.Warning: The following image media may only be reviewed by qualified men strong in the faith for parenting/ministerial review. Please first pray and then order any women/children to immediately leave the room before reviewing.
Picture Evidence: College Humor Praises Camel Toe Sins
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Author: Dan Nordgren
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8:21 pm
How many times do I have to say it? If by “separator flap”, you’re referring to the external genitalia of females, it’s called the labia and vulva. There is no such thing as a separator flap.
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1:02 am
You’re a beautiful girl
And your pants are on so tight
That when you stand just right
I can see it all
When you’re on the beach
And your bikini’s soaking wet
I see a fuzzy silhouette
As I look down below
I see your camel toe
Your biscuit, your beavage
I see your cooter cleavage
Your monkey, your muffin
You ain’t hidin’ nothin’
Your coochie, your flapper
You’re showin’ off your snapper
Your camel toe
It looks alright so baby let it show
Looks like a big taco
I see your camel toe
(Merci madame, voila le bearded clam)
I could really go
For a sideways sloppy joe
Or a tuna casserole
Baby don’t you know
I never thought I’d see
So much of your anatomy
Your jeans are so tight
I’m learning gynecology
I see your camel toe
Your (labia?), your vulva
Ooh ya know i love ya
Your (edna?) vagina, nothin’ could be finer.
It’s furry, it’s fluffy, lookin’ kinda puffy.
Your camel toe
It looks alright so baby let it show
Looks like a big taco
I see your camel toe
(Merci madame, voila le bearded clam)
Your biscuit, your beavage
I see your cooter cleavage
Your monkey, your muffin
You ain’t hidin’ nothin’
Your coochie, your flapper
You’re showin’ off your snapper
Your camel toe
It looks alright so baby let it show
Looks like a big taco
I see your camel toe
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2:19 pm
Dang it, Feed, I was about to post that!!!!
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12:34 am
I’m sorry
It was just too great a temptation to resist!
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4:43 am
Man if you have noticed this tiny particular you were looking for it!
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2:36 pm
That is absolutely disgusting. I…I…I…I am at a loss for words.
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10:59 pm
I don’t get it. What the heck am I missing here? It’s just a bunch of ladies in swimsuits!
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12:31 am
I bet if they had been men you would’ve noticed a lot. Haha, you are such the predictable homosexual, Billings.
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1:22 am
You have such an impossibly filthy mind. Do you ever drag your sordid soul out of the gutter for sunlight and fresh air? You perv.
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3:37 pm
What do you think this whole article is about? Everyone got it but you.
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8:08 pm
you have a awful name and your not nice.
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1:11 am
That’s okay, Janice, I can still sleep easily at nice with you thinking that way about me. I’m not a brainwashed moron like you.
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2:21 am
They have their sin fish slits showing
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3:20 am
i feel bad for those terrible girls. maybe they didnt know their bathing suits showed like that. its just awful.
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