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PBS is in the pockets of powerful Democrat senators who have taken over Sesame Street. They have created a campaign to convince children that the most fair and balanced news organization, Fox News, is somehow corrupt. This is just scary and ridiculous.
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8:05 pm
Oh, Amber darling,
If I wasn’t half-convinced that you were actually a dude posing as a woman for the sake of satire, I would say that I want nothing more than to bend you over my bedside and unleash myself inside of you, ’cause nothing turns me on more than a smart woman who can make me laugh, and you have provided me with endless hours of laughter on this site.
However, if you are not a man and instead really are a woman, AND you actually aren’t writing satire and believe all of this garbage you have spewed, then I’m afraid you must be the Third Antichrist and I hope you rot in the fires of Hell where the only gratification you will receive will be from the imps’ pitchforks – in which case I want to go nowhere near your “naughty bits.”
If you are not a man posing as a woman for the sake of satire and you are also not a woman who actually believes all this garbage and therefore is the Third Antichrist, doomed to an afterlife of impish pitchforking in the woo-woo, then please call me, because I want nothing more than to bend you over my bedside and unleash myself inside of you.
With Love (or Hatred)
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9:46 pm
You are a sad, sad, fellow, AGD.
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9:53 pm
Amber, thank you for coming forward and speaking about the evils of Sesame Street. It is also worth pointing out that Sesame Street promotes the homogay agenda (Bert and Ernie: two “single” men who live together and sleep in the same bed?), drug use (Cookie Monster: Clearly Cookie Monster was suffering an addiction far more menacing than chocolate chip coookies…), Mexicans (Maria Rodriguez: ‘Nuff Said), pedophilia (Elmo: Tickle me, boys and girs, it’s fun!), and beastiality (The Homogay Ernie and his infatuaion with his duck: ‘Nuff Said).
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