Dog Tries To Eat Baby Squirrel, Bigger Squirrel Saves the Day
There are times when even man’s best friend can commit acts as sick as a cat. In today’s look at nature, we see a dog is trying to eat an innocent baby squirrel.
Bystanders at the park report that the baby squirrel innocently scurried down the tree, taking on a unusually ardent winter’s day. It toyed with an acorn on the ground and hopped around, carefree, enjoying its life.
Suddenly and without precedent, a large dog with black skin appeared! As would be expected, the black dog tried to rob the baby squirrel of its life!
Children who had to bear witness to the scene started to cry as the dog mauled and savaged the squirrel baby into the dirt. One older gentleman fell off his walking cane as he tried to hurry over to shoo the dog, receiving several scrapes and grievous injuries in the process.
Just when it looked like all hope was lost for this baby squirrel, angels interceded and emboldened the heart of a father squirrel who was in the tree.
Like a mighty rushing wind, the brave squirrel jaunted down the branches and blitzed down the mighty oak’s trunk. With hairs on end and powerful front teeth unleashed, the squirrel delivered a divinely inspired furious furry frenzy upon the black dog. In unprecedented nature, the dog became sorely afraid and halted its attack on the baby.
This provided the squirrels just enough time to escape their demon infected enemy. Glory! Here is the photographic documentation taken by an onlooker to this amazing event:
- Via Buzz
How sad that a noble dog would stoop to such lows. While I’m not surprised this dog is black, there is no excuse for it to do something that would make even a witch woman’s cat not so bad.
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Author: Abe
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10:19 am
You can really see just how possessed this dog is within the third photograph.
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10:41 am
The dog isn’t possessed. It’s the picture that’s blurry!
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12:00 pm
This picture has been around for quite some time. Why you finally decided to write about it, I haven’t a clue.
“There are times when even man’s best friend can commit acts as sick as a cat.”
Blow it out your ass, Abe. Cats are not “sick”.
“Suddenly and without precedent, a large dog with black skin appeared!”
I believe you mean black fur, and it’s not a rarity; millions of dogs have black fur, such as the black labrador retriever, the flat-coated retriever, the Kintamani, the Neapolitan mastiff, black poodles, and many, many other breeds of dog.
“Just when it looked like all hope was lost for this baby squirrel, angels interceded and emboldened the heart of a father squirrel who was in the tree.”
Most likely it was the mother, not the father, considering the fact that daddy squirrel most likely left mommy squirrel after he fertilized her eggs, and the fact that the squirrel risked its life to save its baby (in the animal kingdom, you don’t mess with a baby if its mother is nearby).
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12:19 pm
I’m not surprised that it was a black dog trying to attack an innocent.
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12:34 pm
Yeah, ’cause there aren’t any racist connotations at all in that statement…
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3:07 pm
It is a fucking dog get over it.
OMG you guys are now being racist to a dog? I bet you 1million dollars that if the dog had white fur it would do the same thing. It is normal…
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4:21 pm
oh no a dog folowed it’s natural insticts
it has nothing to do with it being black. it has to do with it being a fucking dog
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5:46 am
Abe, you have a great photographic eye. What kind of camera do you use? Maybe you can come along on my next expose of the liberals and take the photos?
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6:01 am
what in the world would make you think he trook those pictures?
or are all those pictures of gay people you used taken by you´makeing you think nobody uses pictures not takeing by themself?
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8:32 pm
Abe did not take those pictures, you douche-nozzle.
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1:54 pm
goodness people , go get a sense of humor.
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4:58 pm
A black dog? Oh Christ, this is too far-fetched, even for Christwire… Has nobody ever seen a white animal attack humans/animals?
But I guess this is why I love coming back to this site; for the ludicrously and (hopefully) unintentionally funny articles. Keep up the good work…
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7:58 pm
I cannot believe this article is serious. Unintentionally funny and entertaining, for sure.
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8:00 pm
“Just when it looked like all hope was lost for this baby squirrel, angels interceded and emboldened the heart of a father squirrel who was in the tree.”
Do you even realize how retarded that sentence sounds?
Did you know.. that a LOT of dogs chase and attack squirrels? It’s called prey drive, an instinct in.. hm.. ALL carnivores in order for them to survive.
Don’t get me wrong, I like squirrels, I just have to remember when their hunting season starts up.
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11:21 pm
Its only natural for dogs to hunt down animals. Its in their blood, God made them natural hunters.
This is nature my friend, it can be cruel sometimes.
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2:31 am
This dog just happens to be black too, making it not all that surprising. It’s sort of like when meanly trained pit bulls attack.
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7:17 pm
Wow, Christwire is more fun than The Onion! Your editing leaves something to be desired, though. Spelling, grammar, and usage errors, not to mention the factual ones. But still, brilliant satire! Some of these stories are crazy enough to have been written by actual right-wing Christians!
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5:12 pm
here’s what I don’t get.
According to Intelleligent design (which I’m assuming you subscribe to) God made everything just the way that is today.
Given that God made dogs, cats and squirrels and that their actions and innate behaviours are God’s work. Shouldn’t you be celebrating God’s cretures behaving just as he intended?
I’m just saying…
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5:15 pm
Also, since the squirrels are brown I think it would be in keeping with the theme I’ve come to notice here on christwire that you should be condemning the squirrels as terrorists.
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5:46 pm
What makes you even think that the dog was attacking the squirrel? Of course, the mother squirrel was not taking any chances with her baby’s life, and decided to attack the dog, regardless of the fact that the dog was most likely trying to play. In the first two pictures, the dog was doing what they call a “play bow”:
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7:25 pm
“While I’m not surprised this dog is black, there is no excuse…”
That definitely sounds racist to me. What the hell does the color of the dogs FUR have to do with it attacking the squirrel, how the hell is that relevant to the article?? Oh and why are you not surprised the dog is black? I guess creatures that are “black” are expected to be bad. I must say, “BRAVO!” for turning a cute article into Disgust.
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10:56 pm
As I began to read this article, I very quickly became enraged with anger. A black dog… trying to steal the life of an innocent squirrel. Come on talk about racism. The way this was written was wrong and immoral. I absolutely cannot believe that someone would word things like this. Ignorant and stupid. You call yourself christian… I call you fake.
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3:59 pm
“angels interceded”? The mother squirrel interceded. There was no supernatural force at work. If so why did your invisible fiend(s) cause the dog to attack?
Answer: The supernatural doesn’t exists and dogs are predators that have evolved to eat smaller animals (prey). These facts are supported by (literally tons) of fossils and genetic (AKA empirical) evidence.
Your interpretation is supported by oral legends told by bronze-age tribesmen, and written centuries later in a now ancient text.
Get a grip on reality folks.
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8:07 pm
Just looked on wikipedia and this whole website is a satirical website that publishes blog style articles that highlight perceived excesses of Christian conservatives along with derogative slang, homophobic references, and hints at child abuse. Chill,everyone.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christwire
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