Girl Soccer Fight, New Mexico Soccer Ashley Lambert Beats up BYU Mormons

Dan Nordgren
• ChristWire
November 7, 2009 11:04 am21 comments

Women sports are usually boring and somewhat watching your two pet turtles having a race; the little critters have heart but the talent and excitement is muted.

This all changed yesterday in a soccer match between the University of New Mexico and Bringham Young University.

A woman named Ashley Lambert, who plays for New Mexico, just couldn’t stand her opponents. She competed so hard that she decided to implement hair pulling, yanking her opponents down and dropped elbows. Exciting!

Third world games like soccer may not be fun to watch, and when you mix that up with the WNBA of the feet it gets that much more boring, but this clip is very exciting.

Hopefully this teaches the Mormons a lesson for what they did to Oklahoma University quarterback Sam Bradford.

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21 Comments

  • Gotta love a catfight! Grrrowl!

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  • All sports are boring especially American sports not just Women sports you sexist asshole.

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  • FEED THE TROLL

    I don’t see why you guys dislike mormons. You have a lot in common with them:

    You hate homosexuals, just like mormons.
    You are racist, just like mormons.
    You love to outcast people, just like mormons.
    You’re republican, just like mormons.
    You believe in Christ, just like mormons.

    Hm.. I dare say I see a connection there. Nice job, dumbass.

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  • shameful_truth

    But them there Moremans believe in Herams and shit.

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    • FEED THE TROLL

      Your English is horrible. I’m embarrassed to say I live in the same country as you.

      It’s not Heram, it’s Harem, and the traditional Mormon household does NOT practice this. Polygamy is not legal, view it as a separate religion apart from the LDS. Google image Mormon, then Polygamy, you’ll see an OBVIOUS difference between the two.

      Mormons just have four billion kids. THAT is disgusting.

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  • shameful_truth

    My American is just as gooder as the next guys. And what’s this talk about parrots and shit? I was talking about Mormons having all them wives, Dingo Dong.

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    • FEED THE TROLL

      I reread my reply to see where the hell I mentioned parrots, then I noticed. You must not have gotten enough sugar today, my fat friend, for parrots =/= polygamy.

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  • shameful_truth

    So on top of dogiality, yer into parrotality, eh? Why am I not surprised. Any other poor, innocent, soul-less critters of nature that you take advantage of?

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  • Learn to speak English. If, however, that is far too complicated for your underdeveloped organic lump you like to call a brain, at the very least learn to use a spell and grammar checker.

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    • shameful_truth

      That is sick. I don’t check out my grammer. Just because I’m a southerner don’t mean I’m into incest, you Nancy Numbat.

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  • Iban must be from the Northeast, a real Obama lover. Well dont come cryin to us when obama messes up this country and dont come to us when Jesus Christ arrives and rejects you.

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    • shameful_truth

      Also, his name sounds like one of them atheist Muslim names. Another reason why he probly voted for Hussein.

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      • he probably ain’t even a Christian. hes probably related to hussein obama.

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        • shameful_truth

          Also wouldn’t surprise me if it turned out they were “partners.” Them democrap presidents can’t keep there pants on for anything that walks.

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  • Idiots! I have refereed over 2,000 matches in the past 35 years and I have never observed five (5) Idiots at a soccer field shown during the New Mexico and BYU women’s soccer match. The Red Coach…The Red Thug… and the 3 man Blue Referee Team… ALL need to be banished! I’m convinced RED #15 never composed that apology! A player that vile could never create such a ‘wonderful’ excuse! ‘Thanks’ for allowing an entire nation of young soccer players to figure out that it’s okay to break laws of soccer! P.S. (1) YELLOW CARD??? Joey Edmonds

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    • Idiots! I have refereed over 2,000 matches in the past 35 years and I have never observed five (5) Idiots at a soccer field shown during the New Mexico and BYU women’s soccer match. The Red Coach…The Red Thug… and the 3 man Blue Referee Team… ALL need to be banished! I’m convinced RED #15 never composed that apology! A player that vile could never create such a ‘wonderful’ excuse! ‘Thanks’ for allowing an entire nation of young soccer players to figure out that it’s okay to break laws of soccer!
      P.S. (1) YELLOW CARD??? Joey Edmonds

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  • Idiots! I have refereed over 2,000 matches in the past 35 years and I have never observed five (5) Idiots at a soccer field shown during the New Mexico and BYU women’s soccer match. The Red Coach…The Red Thug… and the 3 man Blue Referee Team… ALL need to be banished! I’m convinced RED #15 never composed that apology! A player that vile could never create such a ‘wonderful’ excuse! ‘Thanks’ for allowing an entire nation of young soccer players to figure out that it’s okay to break laws of soccer!
    P.S. (1) YELLOW CARD??? Joey Edmonds

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  • “Third world games like soccer may not be fun to watch, and when you mix that up with the WNBA of the feet it gets that much more boring, but this clip is very exciting.”

    Let me name a few countries that consider soccer what we consider baseball, basketball, or football: Spain, Germany, Italy, England, Brazil, etc.. Third world countries? I think not.

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  • All the MAGIC UNDERWEAR in the WORLD couldn’t SAVE JOSEPH SMITH’S JEZEBELS from the RIGHTEOUS CHRISTIAN GIRLS of NEW MEXICO!!

    TOO BAD Carrie PREJEAN couldn’t PLAY SOCCER BALL with these GODLY WARRIOR PRINCESSES!!!!

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