God Is Punishing Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan is being punished by God, as told by her father Michael Lohan.
Our friends at Fox News give fair and balanced coverage on this important news:
Lindsay Lohan was very unhappy when her father released secretly recorded telephone conversations between the two of them.
Who wouldn’t be?
But Lindsay may now be looking fondly back on those halcyon days when her dad was just airing their dirty laundry.
Because now he’s bringing the wrath of the Almighty down on her.
SLIDESHOW: Lindsay Lohan’s troubled life.
Michael Lohan told the New York Post that Lindsay’s career trajectory was a message straight from The Big Guy himself.
“No wonder why God is taking her entire career away from her,” Michael Lohan told the paper. “Because she’s forsaken everything He’s given her and she’s done nothing but misuse all the gifts she’s given.”
Following this logic, could another of God’s punishments be giving Lindsay a father who is making a career out of trying to destroy his troubled daughter in the press?
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Because that sounds like what he is intent on doing.
After Lindsay called her dad a “loser,” and Twittering that she had once been afraid he would kill her mother, dad responded to the Post: “I guess Lindsay is on more drugs than I thought to say something like that. Now I’m going to release more recordings that prove everything she is saying is nothing more than a bunch of lies.”
- Sinful
- Suspicious
- Scared
- Sad
- Amused
- Laughing Out Loud
Author: Abe
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8:13 pm
She’s startin’ too look like one of them Chinasians…pretty soon I bet her hair will turn black and her eyes will go all squinty…Just further proof that the Devil is inside her…along with every other male within a 1,000 mile radius of that evil Mexican city she lives in.
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1:44 am
Racist much?
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3:23 am
To paraphrase the beautiful and intelligent Amber, I ain’t racist, I just hate them Chinasians. There only part-human anyway, so it doesn’t really count as racism if their a different species.
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10:46 am
again this is all i need to say to you but with Double the effort
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7:46 pm
Further evidence that the Brits are vile, evil veils: Ever notice how in every WWII movie, the Germans all speak with Brittish accents? I need say no more.
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1:59 am
huh No comment it’s pointless and useless to type to your Non sense I wish the chinese government go kill and behead yeah I think I will write them letter so They could kill you while you sleep
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2:06 am
And that is why I keep Garlic and Crucifixes at every entrance to my house. Nice try.
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6:37 pm
shameful jebus christ are you still pissed about getting raped by that chinese dude i mean cmon now i told you to give it a rest and get on with your life. yes he expanded your asshole to 3 times the size of the grand canyon but still life goes on.
all the best
-VAGINABOOB
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6:39 pm
Yer another one of them strange people, aren’t yeh?
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6:30 pm
Let me get this straight. God lets tens of millions of Christians worldwide starve or die of disease, but God punishes Miss Lohan by making her gorgeous, rich, and famous?
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4:24 pm
This abe guy is seriously fu—ng retarted your country if this was your country we would all be dead from starvation or something you are one of the dumbest people i have ever seen or heard of honestly its twitter first of all and how is it your country just because you are some inbreed redneck “christian” doesnt mean anything you are extremely ignorant and hateful basically the opposite of a true Christian
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