God Punishes England Islanders for Their Sins
God is not happy with the state of the world. Homogay`s abound. Everyday the babykillers of our country get closer to there goal of murdering all feti. Atheists continue they`re wicked, wicked ways. And a Muslim is the president of His favorite country.
And now, God is beginning to express his disatisfaction by flooding England. England once was a country that embraced God`s will during the time of the crusades by gloriously prematurely sending those who refused to accept Christ as they`re Saviour to there Fiery Master, Satan. They also helped greatly in the war against withces. But now, I am sad to say, that England is an island wrought with sin that has abandoned God and embraced the homogay lifestyle.
Even that evil John Kevin Rowling, author of many veil book series including Harry Potter, Twilight, Vampire Diaries, and Amelia Bedelia, is a no-good dirty Britt. Each of these books variously promote witchcraft, devil worship, vampirisim, premarital sex, drug use, and white slavery. The fact that England has fallen so far from grace leaves no room to wonder as to why God has chosen the little island to begin His wrathly vengeance.
My friends, as we all know the Homowood movie, 2012, is being released this weekend. I for one would rather watch a canid be burned alive for two hours than this veil piece of fish poo, but the movie does address a valid issue.
We all know that many moons ago, the Mayanorities, a quaint little tribe of Mexicans who most likely went extinct due to their filthy swine flu viruses, predicted that the world would come to an end in 2012.
My friends, that date is just over 3 years away and unless we reform our ways and rid ourselves of this threats against Christianity, I fear that God`s wrath will only continue to grow. Let us make sure that in twenty years the movie 2012 will not be considered a documentary.
God Bless America!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2009/nov/20/policeman-dies-floods-cockermouth-cumbria
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Author: shameful_truth
I look forward to laughing with the Angels, Cherubs, Jesus, and Jerry Fallwell as we look down at the Heathens, roasting in Hell, while we sit back sipping martinis, listening to St. Michael play on his harp while we debate our favorite episodes of 7th Heaven.
5:00 pm
“Even that evil John Kevin Rowling, author of many veil book series including Harry Potter, Twilight, Vampire Diaries, and Amelia Bedelia, is a no-good dirty Britt. Each of these books variously promote witchcraft, devil worship, vampirisim, premarital sex, drug use, and white slavery. The fact that England has fallen so far from grace leaves no room to wonder as to why God has chosen the little island to begin His wrathly vengeance.”
I…um…it…just…but…you…how…wow…
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6:38 pm
Did you let your pet monkey take a break from being your sodomizing toy and play on the computer again, AGD?
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5:09 pm
“And a Muslim is the president of His favorite country.”
why would his favorite country not be where his folowers originated? also why would it be the country that orignated from people who tried to escape the christians?
“Even that evil John Kevin Rowling, author of many veil book series including Harry Potter, Twilight, Vampire Diaries, and Amelia Bedelia,”
j.k owling is still a woman and she only wrote the ahrry potter series
the other books are from difrent authors not sure which but i’d be damned surpried if not at least 1 is american
“Each of these books variously promote witchcraft, devil worship, vampirisim, premarital sex, drug use, and white slavery”
hey at least unlike the bible it doesn’t promote killing your family or that babies are a great snack.
“We all know that many moons ago, the Mayanorities”
what you are looking for is “mayans”
“who most likely went extinct due to their filthy swine flu viruses”
actually seeing as the swine flu is a new mutation that highly unlikely
“predicted that the world would come to an end in 2012.”
no they didn’t
also i’d like to reinform you that even though there are hundreds of explanations of why the world would end that date funnily enough none have anything to do with god
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5:17 pm
First to Ambiguous, i totally understand what you feel, i felt the same.
now to Jazze, i SALUTE you for not doing what Ambiguous did.
Now the last AND the least, Shat, could you att least TRY to look up what you are writing before putting up a totally idiotic, nonsensical, bogus and frankly confusing post.
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5:15 pm
yep just look into it
Twilight: writen by AMERICAN author stephine meyers
vampire diaries: writen by AMERICAN author lisa jane smith
and Amelia Bedelia: written by AMERICAN author peggy parish
also what the hell is wrong with Amelia Bedelia? seems like completly reasonable childrens books to me
also J.KRowlings real name is Joanne Rowling. she is a WOMAN get it trough you thick skulls
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6:15 pm
Those there sound like pretty stupid names to me. Probably soodonims or somethin’ like that.
Amelia Bedelia is a book that promotes WHite Slavery. ANyone who’s read them would know that.
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6:20 pm
oh so every time you go into a resturant you temporarily hire white slaves?
a maid and a slave is not the same thing
the major difrence being that the maid get fucking paid
and it may be stupid names but they have shown up in public so yeah it is theire names
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6:51 pm
That is exactly why when I eat out I only go to Mexican or Chinese restaurants. And Mr. Rowling would not be the first author to write under multiple names.
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no but SHE would would be the first to hire 3 difrent actors to permantely play the role of those fake names
also how come 2 of the series have been published before J.K.Rowling was a published author?
seriously it’s as insane as if i claimed i was the author og the bible i just wrote it under my penname god
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4:38 pm
“no but SHE would would be the first to hire 3 difrent actors to permantely play the role of those fake names”
Well, he certainly is rich enough to do that.
“also how come 2 of the series have been published before J.K.Rowling was a published author?”
When did I ever say that JK Rowling was the first pen name he wrote under?
“seriously it’s as insane as if i claimed i was the author og the bible i just wrote it under my penname god”
You would commit such blasphemy, you fawning guts-griping bum-bailey!
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5:30 pm
shameful your still a retard why try to bash England when it is one of the most important countries in the world today? And for the love of god start doing actual research since your “so called” evidance is bullshit the Church of England is more religous than anything you’ll ever know and at least they don’t hate everything in the world unlike your uneducated self i suggest you get out more since you probably never leave the house and spend all day on your computer and you say that the Computer and the rest of the internet is sin.
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN ON HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I still find it funny that you think that “scientists” actually captured that “so called” alien dude IT’S NOT FUCKING REAL it is a really bad 3D alien that a novice 3D modeler/3D animator made i can do that in 2 minutes it’s not hard what so ever. Shameful everytime you make a post your embarressing yourself don’t you ever choose to admit your wrong? :S
And everytime i make a statment which obviously destroys your statment you reply back in the most childish ways i even question your christianity since you spew hatred around everywhere are you sure you don’t worship satan? :S because i highly believe you do.
If you actualy bring up an actual statment to me saying that your wrong and i am right (which i obviously am) that you are a retard that knows fuck all about the world and doesn’t know if Europe is even a country as your “investigative journalism” is nothing more than looking up your own arse and pulling shit out of it and smearing it on the computer screen.
have a nice day
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6:17 pm
“blah blah blah I’m a libritteral blah blah blah what you wrote made me angry blah blah blah I’m mad at my father because he never touched me when I was a child which means that he doesn’t love me blah blah blah”
You realize that’s what you sound like?
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6:21 pm
a person who’s far more sane than you are?
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6:38 pm
your one to talk at least im making ACTUAL statments and for the fuck sake im not a bloody libral
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6:43 pm
“im not a bloody libral”
In this instance, you are right. Your a burly-boned swag-bellied pumpion.
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a what? :S keep your pathitic insults to yourself shameful its rather sad because you’re a pathitic excuse of a human being simple as that and i hate to ask but do you even have a job?
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7:10 pm
I had a job until I lost it to the no good Sweeds when they’re stupid Ikea store came into town and put the rocking chair factory out of business.
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7:12 pm
They terk yer jerb!
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7:14 pm
Did you let your sodomonkey get at the keyboard again, AGD?
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1:51 am
hey don’t blame the sweddes. it’s not theire fault they are better at makeing funiture than you
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11:48 pm
its weird he said he hate the No good swedish because he make him lose his Job as an ebenist ( or furniture maker ) my father do the same job as you did not with ikea he makes Tables and he doesnt lack of work not even the workshop is closed down of course sometimes there is less works than other times ( depend of the demand actually ) its been 20 years he works there even with Ikea out there, maybe the reason you were fired its because you were Incompetant and as for “liberal”
Liberal are More Intelligent than you seriously because they doN,t spew hates and Nonsense
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3:10 am
You are a man of wax, Kallios.
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6:30 pm
you know the woman who wrote Twilight is a mormon.
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6:45 pm
That would explain a lot.
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6:54 pm
“Mr. Rowling would not be the first author to write under multiple names.”
He’s right about that one, I’m afraid to say. I have to admit I’ve often suspected some of the writers on this site might have liberal alter egos that they debate with themselves in the comments on. Just look at Liberal Adam Nelson and Conservative Adam Nelson.
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6:58 pm
What kind of sick, deprived, lifeless, idiotic lowlife would do something as inane as that?
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7:25 pm
Actually its not that unusual
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7:41 pm
I don’t care what’s normal for you freaky Europeans and your kinky sex orgies (Yes, I saw that awful movie, “Perfume” – I had thought that maybe since it wasn’t made in Homowood it might be good, but it was even more deprived than the filthiest of filth to come out of Califagia). But for people with a conscience, that sounds pretty pathetic.
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9:32 pm
Oh, I get it now! “All” of you liberals on here are really just one person! That explains so much! I was really getting worried about humanity there for a second. I should have known, there couldn’t possibly be that many idiots in the world. Phew! You “all” pulled a fast one on me there for a second. Good one!
Although, I do have to say this, you seriously ought to see a psychiatrist about the whole “Ambiguous” trying to get it on with “Claire” thing. That’s just all sorts of wrong.
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1:55 am
funny since that post looks like a copypaste of somethign WE said a few months ago i’m really not conviced
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5:50 am
You’r not only STUPID but now you’r PARANOID TOO? i think you’r falling down a spiral of idiotism..
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4:43 pm
I didn’t copypaste nothin’. Perhaps yer sense of time balance is a little off balance, but I only came to this sight within the last few weeks. Although I have read a few older posts, I by no means have gone through every comment written, so any coincidence between that comment and one made months ago is pure coincidence, you cullionly sheep-biting death-token.
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11:55 pm
when will you conservative christians get it in your head that your not right? yes there may be a god, yes people should be nice, but seriously? This has all gotten way out of hand. Like anyone who has an apple product is supporting the homosexual takeover of the world? and harry potter and twilight books evil? Seriously people those books are ENTERTAINMENT. Get it through your thick skulls. your religion has clouded your logical thinking, if you have any at all.
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11:56 pm
There is No liberal nor conservative christians since both liberal and conservative hate those fags who wrote stupid thing on this site to spread Hate
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1:33 am
I’m not even going to waste my time arguing with someone who thinks that North and South America are an island.
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7:21 pm
definition of an island: a mass of land surounded by water
niw go open you atlas and look at bothsouth and north american. what do you see?
a huge mass of land surounded by water
i’ll admit it takes such a huge scale to make it an island that under normal circumstances it’s pointless but to deny that together they form on the worlds biggest island isn’t just ignorant it’s retardet beyond human comprehension
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7:40 pm
PLEASE tell me we’re not on this island thing again. I really DO hate having to take Shat’s side on this matter.
Look, I’m all for arguing with Shat when he’s being an ignorant ass, but arguing with him just for the sake of arguing, even when he is, for once correct, is just pathetic.
Island: a tract of land completely surrounded by water, and NOT LARGE ENOUGH TO BE CALLED A CONTINENT. http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/island
North and South America ARE NOT ISLANDS, no matter how you try to argue it.
“but to deny that together they form on the worlds biggest island isn’t just ignorant it’s retardet beyond human comprehension”
Jazze, normally I agree with you, but that sentence was just so stupid, for the reasons outlined above, that I am ashamed to say that for once Shat is actually making more sense than you. Basically, what you did was you took the definition from Dictionary.com and cut off the essential part of the definition to suit your own argument. Correct me if I’m wrong, but that sure sounds more like something Shat would do.
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7:47 pm
ahh damn you are right
that’s what happens when you debate at 2 in the morning i guess
oh well at least i can admit it when i make mistakes like that
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7:59 pm
I accept your surrender.
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8:14 pm
ahhh thanks shamefull
even though i messed up and said something stupid i can now use it and your reply to make even more fun of you
you see thet way you have been missuseing that term lately even though it in this matter kinda fit it losses all it’s poer because you keep useing it wrong
besides it all still started with you declaring listening to a guy who thinks northamerica and south america makes an island is stupid yet not considering you have made multiple claims that are far more ludocris
again by your own logic (Uwhich for once is quite fitting actually) nobody should listen to you
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8:22 pm
If people would rather listen to a impertinent elf-skinned bugbear than me, then it’s they’re soles that will be roasting away for eternity. Not my problem, really.
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1:56 am
oh and shame whats the matter too chicken to reply to all the corections i made to your post?
and if you do reply please don’t just come with an insult and think that makes up for it
i debunked your entire post now defend it or abandon it
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4:45 pm
No. Unlike you, I actually have a life outside of posting comments on Christwire and do not spend every waking moment waiting eagerly for you to post a comment so that I can point out the fallacy of your argument.
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4:49 pm
Actually, on the site name, “Christwire” is way to humble, i propose a name-change to “We-want-your-children.com”
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3:15 am
No, no, no. You left out some words. I believe you meant to say “We-want-your-children-to-accept-Jesus-Christ-as-their-saviour-and-to-bend-down-before-Him-and-accept-and-embrace-His-Holiness-inside-of-them.com”
I am sure that Pastor Jack considered that at some point, but he probably ran into problems with it being too long, so he settled for the simpler Christwire.
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7:29 am
Okay then, i will make it a bit shorter.
We-want-your-children-to-think-we-are-god-and-allow-our-cum-inside-of-them.com
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8:33 pm
allright this is pure comedy gold
“bend down”? seriously? the only way to interprit that is sexualy and folowing it up with “fill them up with his holiness” does not make it better.
if you had said bow down i might have taken it as a serious post from you but seriously it looks like a post that i would make to discredit the site
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10:14 pm
There ain’t nothing funny about your sinhole being plowed.
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10:22 pm
when it’s you talking about doing it to kids sadly yes it is hillarious
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10:30 pm
You sir are a sick, sick individual if you think that children being raped in the sin hole is amusing. You disgust me. You should be thrown in jail where you will pray everynight for diarrhea so that your cell-mate, Hans “the Destroyer,” won’t want your sorry excuse for an ass.
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10:43 pm
hey at least i don’t want to devote a christian site to it
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1:42 pm
Where on this site has anyone, with the exception of you homogay heathen liberals, promoted the raping of children in the poop shoot?
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5:17 am
epic phail.
that’s all I have to say.
ok let’s go back to russian literature…
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3:17 am
Commie.
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1:57 pm
Left wing, yes. Liberal, yes. Communist, no thanks. I just study foreign languages and literatures, including Russian.
Comunism is not my thing.
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6:45 pm
Whether you’re consciously aware of it or not, by reading Russian literature you are a commie.
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6:51 pm
so since you read the bible which is litrature orignating from the middleeast you are a middleeastern?
dude thats seriously not how it works
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7:03 pm
No, Russian literature is layered with subversive, underhanded commie propaganda.
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7:09 pm
yeah but that still doesn’t mean you can’t read it question the ideals of the author and come to a disagreement
for example i could read the bible but it’d hardly turn me christian
i have read harry potter but it didn’t make a me a wizard(nor make me think i was one)
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7:16 pm
But by reading those books you have allowed Satan to rape your eyes and mind.
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7:28 pm
better than being an altar boy and getting raped by the priest
also since i don’t actually belive in satan there’s no stan in my mind to rape it so it all become nothingness
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7:46 pm
That would be the Catholic’s jazze. Not all Christian’s are Catholic. Once again you are proving your close-mindedness toward religion by grouping us all into one category. Very immature.
Also, just because you don’t believe in Satan does not make him not exist. In fact, it is your disbelief that feeds him and allows him to continue to thrive and fester in your sole.
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9:54 pm
people who belive in satan can and have been hurt by him
yet through history it has not been shown that a person not beliveing in him have
also you going on me about grouping people togther?
you the guy put’s all asians, all blacks, all gays into 1 big group just to name a few
you put all german people into the group of nazi despite the fact that even at the hight less than 10% were nazis
if you can so can fucking i
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9:21 am
I really wonder how much you know about Russia and Russian culture and literature.
I wonder how reading Dostoevskij, Tolstoj, Puskin, Gogol’ and Cekov makes me commie.
I really wonder why on earth anyone could think that every man and woman in Russia is a comunist, or how reading a book, a masterpiece of literature of the eighteen century like The Idiot or The Demons could make me a commie.
You need help, and you need it now.
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1:46 pm
No, YOU are the one who needs help. The help of Jesus Christ.
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2:20 pm
Hey, you are the one that’s considering Tolstoj a commie! Not me!
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2:29 pm
EVERYONE knowns that Russian is sinonymous with Commie.
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2:45 pm
Only ignorant and uninformed people would think something like that! If only you would open your eyes and look at the world around you would see that not every russian is a comunist, and if you weren’t this ignorant you would know that in eighteen century no author in Russia was a comunist, because in that period comunism was still an utopical economical theory.
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2:50 pm
Just because they didn’t know that they were communists yet, doesn’t mean they weren’t.
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9:15 am
Prove it. Quote a passage of any of eighteen century russian literature that hints to comunism and Leninism. Come on! All of you here in CW call yourself journalists. If you are a journalist, then you can prove any of your statements. Prove that Tolstoj was a comnuist!
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2:19 pm
He was Russian. Russian = Commie. Honestly, this is what happens when people don’t listen to McCarthy.
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2:53 pm
Then prove it! Because I can find at least 10 facts that will blow up this ridiculous theory that has no historical nor logical basis!
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3:00 pm
Honestly, where were you during the Cold War? Living under a rock or something?
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5:10 pm
Considering that I was born in March 1989 I guess I was in my parents’ wishes.
You are simply ignornig that authors like Tolstoj, Puskin, Doestoevskij, Gogol’ and many more couldn’t have been comunists even if they wanted to. Simply because comunism as an economical theory wasn’t born yet in Marx’s mind when they operated in early and middle eighteen century. And if it was already spreading in Europe as an economical utopia, in Russia the first signs of a comunist activity cannot be fount until early 1900, as history tells us.
If YOU sir, volountary keep your eyes closed in front of the facts of history, well, you have very dim mind. And I feel rather proud of not being so close-minded, to be a citizen of the world. I love studying, I love having my own opinions and I love taking my own decisions about my own life, as a free human being, as a free woman. And your ignorant rants won’t change the fact that I am free to decide and think. This ability to discern thruths from lies gives me the ability to blow away most of your statements, which are awfully uncorrect and historically, not to mention logically, false.
That’s all.
Goodnight sir, tomorrow I have early lessons, so, goodbye for tonight!
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5:17 pm
Well, seeing as you weren’t even alive during the Cold War, you clearly have no concept of the international threat of Communism or anything at all. Just because the word Communism had not been invented yet, does not mean that Russians weren’t Communists prior to its invention.
I accept your surrender.
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9:06 am
Then PROVE your STATEMENTS!
Prove that Tolstoj was a commie, prove that Doestoevskij had a plan to build nuclear weapons to nuke the US, prove that Puskin was a soviet leader! Stop your blabbling and prove your words.
Oh, by the way, the fact that I went to sleep doens’t mean that I surrendered and accepted your fucked up vision of history. I just went to sleep.
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1:27 pm
Oh please don’t let this discussion end, it’s brilliant entertainment!
‘shameful_truth’, please insult me next!
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4:47 pm
Fortunately, you are clearly not the REAL God, otherwise you would have known to capitalize your own name, so I can freely say, you are a villainous lily-livered vassal.
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4:51 pm
How about me then?, by the way, liberalism is the best thing since Adilf Hitler.
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7:18 pm
Calling me a villainous vassal is highly contradictory; I’m not sure you actually know what a ‘vassal’ is. Oh, and ‘lily-livered’ is an Old-English proverb, which, once again, is highly contradictory to so many things you write about the British, or, in fact, anybody or anything.
Oh, and I am the real Christian god. I don’t feel the need to capitalise my own name; that is up to my flock of ultra-conservative Christians to do.
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7:23 pm
LIES
you asumed the guy calling himself frank was victor frankenstein and regarded the name as proff
once again this is proff that this is god
god enlighten us
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7:44 pm
‘Jazze’, my child, you shall be my first disciple, my enlightened follower in my everlasting battle against the uneducated. God is pleased with you and blesses you with the power of logic.
Amen.
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1:23 am
Seriously, the warden at your boys’ cookie jar seriously needs to stop letting you on the internet. Now go take your meds and have fun boucning off the walls of your little padded cells. That’s good, crazies.
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8:48 am
Talking out of years of experience there, Mr. Shameful? God is pissed off at your lack for explanation over his earlier pointing out of your contradictions and your lack of knowlege of insults…
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6:51 pm
I don’t converse with sinners who commit the ultimatest sin of falsely portraying themselves as God.
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6:54 pm
actually you have been conversing with him for some time allready so thats a blunt lie
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8:40 pm
Thank you, ‘Jazze’, my faithful disciple, for pointing this out. I can assure everybody that it is me, god, and that ‘shameful_truth’ is repeatedly sinning against me by defying my wishes and showing signs of extreme unfaithfulness in my true existence.
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10:38 pm
This is so crazy that it cannot be a real website. Who are you nutjobs?
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3:18 am
There ain’t nothing realler than our love for Jesus, Bob.
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1:30 am
WELL, THIS IS PRETTY DICKY
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PLZ GIVE ME MOAR DICK
LET’S PUNISH NEW ENGLANDERS FOR NOT GIVING US DICK
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1:35 am
A good, another nutjob got let out of they’re crazy cage. IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!
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7:24 am
DUDE! I was at Amon Amarth live yesterday in Austria! Awesome =D
HEIL ODIN!
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7:33 am
Glad for you! i was unfortunately not able to attend due to financial issues, but i heard it was quite the party!.
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1:41 pm
shameful_insults, I know you love midgets slapping your ass with thousand-island dressing while they put penises in you, but you don’t have to insult us because we don’t.
Also, your face makes me want to vomit.
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7:09 pm
You are a rump-fed ronyon.
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2:34 pm
“fawning guts-griping bum-bailey”
“burly-boned swag-bellied pumpion”
“cullionly sheep-biting death-token”
“villainous lily-livered vassal”
…doesn’t anyone think it’s highly ironic that ‘shameful_truth’s’ epic insults are all grammatically correct and spelled properly while pretty much everything else he says is hideously mis-spelt? If he would write coherent sentences, present any kind of argument with due logic, or at least respond to the many challenges or corrections, people might actually lsiten to him. I doubt he has ever been to Europe, or let alone outside of the United States or the Bible Belt, has stepped inside an IKEA, read any of the aforementioned fantasy novels, seen a black person anywhere other than on the internet, talked to a homosexual, or watched the news on TV. His suspension from reality or modern culture and events is extremely saddening to the rest of the world.
Oh, and it amuses me again and again to read different and opposing views from different authors (and sometimes even the same author) in their articles… for instance, Christwire’s view on the ‘Britts’ is extremely conflicting; this article calls them ‘no-good’ and ‘dirty’, while other articles support their fight or terror etc. Viewpoint cohesion on this site is practically nil.
I’m pretty sure he will respond to this with some kind of anti-liberal/anti-communist/anti_British insult rather than defending his position, therefore abandoning any kind of respect or supportive audience he might have had. I am a practicing Christian, but this is just ridiculous. Please, ‘shameful_truth’, reply to all of my point with gramatically correct logic. Everyone will thank you for it.
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6:58 pm
I, for one, actually would not thank him. Part of what keeps me coming back here is to see whatever idiotic, assinine things the authors have come up with next and laugh my ass off at them. If the authors actually started coherently defending their “viewpoints,” the site would lose almost all of its appeal, because then I would be forced to question if the authors really did believe all the garbage they spew.
I definitely don’t want people to take Shameless seriously, because if anyone actually does ever take him seriously, that would undoubtedly mean that Armageddon must by nigh. In other words, Shat, keep up the bad work!
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7:04 pm
actually there’s a far better example on conflicting messages
in one of the posts strongly defending theire belowed comeing president palin it actually links to one of theire earlier posts where they blame palin for causeing the wrath of god when she anounced she’d run for president(or something like that i don’t really read into the poltics stuff anywhere)
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7:06 pm
False god, if cooks help to make gluttony, then you help to make the diseases.
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7:15 pm
well then what if we don’t belive cooks do?
i for one belive it’s a sign of weak charecter. and i’m saying that being a gluton myself
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7:42 pm
I am not the false god. You are being blasphemous by spewing such hellish conjectures, and for your lack of faith in me, you will burn in hell for all eternity.
Oh, and I fucked your mum last night. Hard. Up the ass. (I hope this is basic and primal enough for you to understand this time).
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8:27 pm
You can’t be God, because God does not condone sodomy. If you were God, and you did put your dipple dapple in my MOM’s sinhole, you would go to Hell and therefore vanish in a puff of logic. Nice try, false god.
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8:35 pm
‘Sinhole’? Everyone else here will love you for having said that!
But seriously, I am the true god, and these are a series of tests to determine your faith in me. You have failed, as you did not willingly see through repeated attempts to convey my genuinety. You claimed time and time again that I am not your one true god. My child, you have failed me.
Oh, and besides, your midget sister sucked my sinhole dry last night.
If you wish to respond to this with more hate, you will prove yourself yet again as unworthy and definitely as someone who does not condone or follow the holy scriptures.
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8:41 pm
Interesting. One would think that God would know that I was an only child. Puking sheep-biting maggot-pie
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8:48 pm
Yes, being god, I am all-knowing. It would appear that you are an only-child, but I also do know that you are lying. This is another sin. Your mother aborted your sister (due to the fact that she was diagnosed a midget) early on in her pregnancy. It is to no surprise she has never told you this. Please do inquire about this with her.
And from now on, please refrain from lying to me.
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8:55 pm
Alright. so you want to play this game, eh? What movie did I go see with my wife last night?
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9:00 pm
ha even i can answere that one
if you had gone to see ANY of the movies curently playing(or haveing been played the last few months you’d have been makeing a post about how it’s a sin to god
beside that after seeing that picture of your wife i don’t belive she could leave the house
and we have esablished you never leave it either
and you admit to not haveing a tv
so the answere is you didn’t see a movie
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9:05 pm
WRONG. As I have already stated, that’s not my wife, and I do leave the house. And just because all the movies you go to are filled with sin does not mean that there are not any movies out there with good, Christian morality.
I’m still waiting, “god.”
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9:15 pm
thats nothing but christian lies!!!!
there’s a reason christian can be rearanged to ratchinis
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9:21 pm
Now you’re just being spitful. At least liabler, though admittedly currently not in the dictionary, has the potential to one day. I provided you with a definition for liabler. What’s YOUR definition for ratchinis? Huh?
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9:25 pm
If you would read the Bible, you would know that I have said: “Do not put the Lord your god to the test” (Luke 4:12). You are not a practicing Christian. Your deceitful questions prove your lack of faith in me.
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9:36 pm
Yes, I do doubt you, for YOU ARE NOT GOD. You are just some low-life atheist liberal who lives in your mother’s basement and try to make yourself feel better about your pathetic life by going on-line and bashing good Christian websites like Christwire.
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9:44 pm
well actually i didn’t really have a response to that so instead i went with “prove that the way shamefull respond to most people is stupid”
in short yes i was spitefull for the sole reason of proveing a point
oh and just considere that word another insult i guess
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10:11 pm
At least I provided you with a definition. you’ve just proven that your word was nothing but dribble.
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10:17 pm
why should i provide you with a definition of it?
i don’t claim it’s a word
i just made a point by proveing how stupid it was when you do it
it’s not meant to be taken seriously. because just like when you did it it can’t be taken seriously
it’s a joke
it’s funny
you don’t need a definition of anything because if you didn’t understand by now you are obviously way to dense to understand
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10:24 pm
You accuse me of making up words and meaningless insults (yet if you had any true grasp of the American language you would understand the meanings of my insults perfectly fine), and yet I provide you with a definition of my word, and you can’t offer me the same courtesy? Who’s the hippocrite now?
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10:35 pm
i don’t claim it’s a word so i can’t define it
i don’t belive there’s a word like that
and i’m not bashing you for makeing insults i don’t understand. i’m bashing you for thinking that insults make up for you not debating anything on this site
the few times you do argue(like now) you keep focusing on anything but the point
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8:40 pm
defend you belifs without the name of god.
can you not defend it without your god he is nothing but a scapegoat for those of your actions you can’t defend otherwise.
whenever your belif or action can’t be defend you make yourself and others belive it to be okay since “it’s the will of god”
to you your god is nothing but a figure which you can hide behind.
acting in the name of god with sins that can not be excused other than saying it is gods wish is blasphemy of the highest degree
defend you actions and belifs or burn forever in hell
(wow i allmost sound religious don’t i)
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8:43 pm
I’d rather hide behind God than in another man’s sinhole like you.
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8:49 pm
i do not hide.
any action i have taken i am willing to defend
any belif i have i am willing to defend
when i make mistakes in either i will admit to my mistakes
when confronted with difering actions or belifs i don’t just reject or discard them, but i take into consideration what the results and logic behind those difering openions would have and change my own acordingly
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8:56 pm
Is that what you whisper in your boyfriend’s ear every night as your pillaging his forbidden zone?
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9:03 pm
no i use this against selfproclaimed christians(and muslims for that matter) that have left the path of theire god only
also the fact that you are unwilling to even try simply proves i’m right
you’re no christian. you’re even more godless than me
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9:09 pm
O teach me how I should forget to think, wise Atheist.
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9:22 pm
thats exactly the point
unlike you thats not my goal
my goal is to(as you comment section says) speak my mind so difering openions can challange one another in th hopes of formulating better openions in the end. i redicule you because you fact checking is so ridculus that there’s no reason to react otherwise.
i don’t want to tell you how to think or act
i want you to find that out for yourself
but i also want you to be able to rationaly defend your way of thinking
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9:28 pm
Quoting Shakespeare again, Shat? Your satire is showing.
Jazze, he was insulting you again, actually, in his own unique way, by saying that he could learn how not to think from you.
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9:39 pm
Why don’t you to go and plow each other’s sinholes, like you so obviously want to do, you illiterate loiterers.
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9:39 pm
oh i knew it was an insult
maybe not entirly how it was meant and certainlynot that it was shakesphere but i did know it was an insult.
and besides it did help me prove my point further anyway
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10:06 pm
The only point you have proven is that you are the Gary to AGD’s Ace.
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10:09 pm
would someone please translate this insult?
WTF is that AGD you keep refering to?
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10:18 pm
AGD is Ambiguous’ nickname, for the Ambiguously Gay Duo, Ace and Gary. Please do try to keep up.
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10:27 pm
i would have never figured that out…
but i don’t see how it’s any relevant to what i wrote….beside of course proveing that once again i’ve made a post you can’t argue with at all so you go on to calling me gay and other insults
honestly do you think it has any effect when you call me gay?
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10:33 pm
So you admit to being an ass spelunker. Whether or not it has any effect on you in your current state of consciousness, it has everything to do with your eternal afterlife.
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10:37 pm
is that how it works? allright in that case shamefull truth you are gay.
HA now i have damned you to firy pits of hell for all eternity
besides when did i admit to that?
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7:30 am
‘shameful_truth’, you are so obviously a closet homosexual; the number of times you keep referring to our ‘sinholes’ and us being ‘gay with each other’… Your fixation with gay sex is extraordinary!
god does not allow this. Your lack of faith is astounding.
Oh, and there is not such thing as the ‘American language’. Every word you speak comes from the country you so so much loathe; alomost every product, invention or idea you use originates from countries other than America. There is no escaping or denying that fact.
And you still have not responded to my quote from the Bible. Or my pointing out of your constant contradictions or lack of knowledge of current affairs. Or anything else people (especially my good friend ‘Jazze’ have pointed out).
I am not a liberal. I am not an Atheist (saying that is blasphemy). I am not a pathetic low-life (I most definitely earn more money than you and posses greater happiness). I do not live in my mother’s basement (That would be geographically impossible). I am god.
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1:53 pm
Your little “I am god” shtick is proving to be as tedious as a tired horse.
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2:33 pm
It doesn’t surprise me that you didn’t deny that you are a closet homosexual. Maybe that’s the ‘shameful truth’… It all makes sense now. And you should, by now, have realised that the whole ‘I am god’ thing is providing everyone else here with great enjoyment at your expense as you keep coming back to it.
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2:47 pm
I didn’t address it, because I have already addressed it to the point of boredom. And do you really think I care what pleases you homogay liberals? I KNOW what pleases you fags, and it disgusts me. Don’t you know what comes out of there? Seriously, that’s just disgusting beyond words.
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3:34 pm
You still did not deny that you are a closet homosexual. And I never said that I am gay, or ‘homogay’ as you repeatedly like to call (which does not even make any grammatical sense), it is merely one of many assumptions, just like your article. I doubt that you have ever been to Britain, or Europe, for that matter. Also, your recurring fixation with gays and the ’sinhole’ is stunning. And I know very well what ‘comes out of there’. Do you?
Oh, and you have never stated what movie you went to watch with your wife.
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3:41 pm
You seem to have one of them repertative speech disorder things. Might wanna get that checked out.
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10:48 pm
I always stick to the point. If you can’t follow along and keep up, that’s no fault of mine.
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10:53 pm
yeeeeaah….no.
i have more than once see you run straight into the action of debate starting of with one of your by now allmost famous insults adding nothing to the conversation
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2:00 pm
I resort to insults when a) your comments are so asinine and so obviously idiotic that it does not merit any kind of other response and b) your comments are issues that I have already addressed add nawzeum elsewhere and therefore do not merit digging the horse out of its grave for yet another flogging.
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2:37 pm
What’s ‘add nawzeum’? I’m sure you mean ‘ad nauseum’, which is a Latin term. You know, the language that what you speak (English, not the ‘American language’) is based on. Please get it right next time.
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3:29 pm
You still did not deny that you are a closet homosexual. And I never said that I am gay, or ‘homogay’ as you repeatedly like to call (which does not even make any grammatical sense), it is merely one of many assumptions, just like your article. I doubt that you have ever been to Britain, or Europe, for that matter. Also, your recurring fixation with gays and the ‘sinhole’ is stunning. And I know very well what ‘comes out of there’. Do you?
Oh, and you have never stated what movie you went to watch with your wife.
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3:38 pm
Yes, I have denied it countless times in other posts. I grow tired of repeating myself tirelessly to you liberals, and so I ignore the inseminations that I have already addressed. And my fixation with the gays and their sinhole pillaging is due to my desire to follow in the Path of God (the real God, not imitation gods), and rid the world of the plague that his homogayality. Oh – and the term homogay is not mine. The other writers of Christwire were using that term LONG before I ever joined the flock.
And no, I did not say which movie I went to see with my wife, because I was still waiting for you, “the-all-knowing” one, to answer. And I’m STILL waiting.
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3:58 pm
You keep sinning and keep sinning against me. Have you not realised that this merely is a series of tests?
‘Homogayality’ is not a real word.
I certainly am all-knowing, I appreciate that you have finally accepted this. Of course I will not tell you which movie you went to see with your wife as long as you keep lying against me. Your Path of god has long since been abandoned; you are a lost sheep, drowning amidst a sea of naivety.
Albeit, I am glad that your English is slowly improving. Keep up the good work.
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3:04 pm
And now I’m going to keep ignoring and ignoring you, until you provide something worth responding to, you libidinous rump-roasted prune-squeezer.
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4:00 pm
At first I thought I found a great new way to make fun of christians by forwarding this site to my friends.
The articles and comments are so insanely ridiculous that its hilarious to watch these x-stian idiots hang themselves.
But then I realized its all satire, likely devised by one of my fellow atheists.
It must be fake, no human is that fucking stupid.
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4:19 pm
There ain’t nothing funny about spreading the Word of Christ, sun.
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4:56 pm
hey Shat, is that a computer-generated answer? its the same damn spelling-error every single time you utter those words..
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5:10 pm
Oh, har-dee-har-har.
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8:20 pm
People who say “har-de-har” have no sense of humour. They just can’t come up with a witty retort.
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4:13 pm
England is NOT AN ISLAND! The UK is an island, that’s England, SCOTLAND and WALES! Scotland and Wales are just as important
-and angry Scotswoman
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4:23 pm
Somebody’s got her kilt in a twist…
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2:29 am
actually a kilt is men’s cloths… not that i’d expect anyone as culutural ignorant as you to know
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2:26 am
Shameful_faggot, why don’t you think before you insult?
If your insults and debates were intelligent, I wouldn’t think you were a fag.
So maybe you’ll learn something and won’t be such a douche next time :]
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2:41 pm
People people remember
“debating a religious(serious,racist,sexist,overall idiot) christwire blogger (there are few sane ones) is like playing chess with a pigeon – it knocks over the peices, defecates on the board, and then flies back to its flock to brag about how it won”
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2:23 am
its a fucking satire people
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4:56 pm
It is no coincidence that Satan and Satire both begin with “Sat,” and your putrid potty mouth only further proves that by spreading such lies about the noble CW, you are in fact in leagues with Beelzebub.
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9:31 pm
yeah, this post was the one that convinced me this site is fake. that, and the fact that right next to it, there was an ad for ‘atlantis all-gay cruises’.
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9:03 pm
eh hem, right well we live on the “homo-gay” island, you seem to have a few homophobic no, xenophobic ideas although thankfully they should keep you in your own little bubble. So to reinforce this don’t leave where ever it is you are. Either “Satan” will get you or hopefully someone will kick the living shit out of you, preferably someone who looks alot like jesus xxx
by the way Jesus loves you, then again he hasn’t fucking met you yet.
Hail John Kevin Rowling, he wants your children (hopefully you haven’t procreated yet, please take yourself out of the gene-pool)
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10:20 pm
hey shameful?
I happen to have ancestrey in scotland and england I think article is ridiculously insulting. You do know that the English founded America? Or that (after the revolutionary war) have been our allies in numerous wars? Or that most of the well known bands in the world are from the UK? so… yeah.
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6:37 pm
“Homogay`s abound.”
This sentence makes no sense.
“Everyday the babykillers of our country get closer to there goal of murdering all feti.”
You are a deluded moron. And in this context you should have used “their”.
“Atheists continue they`re wicked, wicked ways.”
Two tries and two fails, this should have been “their” again. Is it really that difficult to learn the difference between there, their and they’re?
“And now, God is beginning to express his disatisfaction by flooding England.”
Natural disasters happen the world over. If this proves anything it is that god hates everyone. And you can’t spell “dissatisfaction”.
“England once was a country that embraced God`s will during the time of the crusades by gloriously prematurely sending those who refused to accept Christ as they`re Saviour to there Fiery Master, Satan.”
Thou shalt not kill. Does that ring any bells? And congratulations on failing the “their” test twice in one sentence.
“They also helped greatly in the war against withces.”
Yeah, we got rid of those withces. There are now no more withces anywhere in England.
“Even that evil John Kevin Rowling, author of many veil book series including Harry Potter, Twilight, Vampire Diaries, and Amelia Bedelia, is a no-good dirty Britt.”
I have no idea who John Kevin Rowling is. JK Rowling (Joanne Kathleen Rowling) wrote the Harry Potter books. Stephenie Meyer (an American) wrote the Twilight series. LJ Smith (another American) wrote the Vampire Diaries. Peggy Parish (yet another American) wrote Amelia Bedelia. You really should try a little harder with your research. And you can’t spell “vile” or “Brit”.
“Each of these books variously promote witchcraft, devil worship, vampirisim, premarital sex, drug use, and white slavery.”
I have to admit that of that list the only ones I’ve read are the Harry Potter books, and they don’t promote any of those. And why specify WHITE slavery? Is that the only kind of slavery that you see as immoral? Also, you can’t spell “vampirism”.
“The fact that England has fallen so far from grace leaves no room to wonder as to why God has chosen the little island to begin His wrathly vengeance.”
Wow, I didn’t realise that England was the first country ever to suffer a natural disaster! Is it wrong that I feel slightly proud of this?
“I for one would rather watch a canid be burned alive for two hours than this veil piece of fish poo, but the movie does address a valid issue.”
2012 addresses a valid issue? What issue might that be? And you can’t spell “vile” (again).
“We all know that many moons ago, the Mayanorities, a quaint little tribe of Mexicans who most likely went extinct due to their filthy swine flu viruses, predicted that the world would come to an end in 2012.”
The Maya are not extinct.
“My friends, that date is just over 3 years away and unless we reform our ways and rid ourselves of this threats against Christianity, I fear that God`s wrath will only continue to grow.”
Are you suggesting that the prophecy is true? And you can’t spell “these”.
“Let us make sure that in twenty years the movie 2012 will not be considered a documentary.”
I know, you all think this is really unlikely but people take the bible seriously now so who knows what sort of crap they might believe in the future.
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7:55 pm
You have 95% chance to survive 2012 since you survived 2006 and 2000 on a side note did you see that christian started prophesy since 2000 when their religion started to decline ?
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