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This little nugget was posted in the South China Morning Post:
China ‘to put weapons in space’
Stephen Chen and Greg Torode
Nov 03, 2009
The head of China’s air force has said the country has plans to build weapons in space, describing it as a “historical inevitability”….
Here is the link for the skeptics.
We are all doomed.
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12:12 pm
First they attack Pear Harbor with their little kamikaze crop planes, and now this! Little squinty bastards.
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1:49 pm
Pearl Harbor was attacked by Japan, not China.
Do everyone a favor: keep hiding your intelligence under a rock.
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2:22 pm
Of course, they’re different, just like Hawaii and Alaska are different. They’re suburbs of each other. You ought to study some world relations, sun, before you go preaching to the choir and what-not.
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2:55 pm
You might want to check a globe. Alaska and Hawaii are nowhere near each other and separated by 1/2 of the Pacific Ocean.
Also, “sun” is the bright glowing orb at the center of our solar system. “Son” is probably the word you were looking for in your condescending response.
Lastly, I would never be part of your “choir”. You’re probably a pedophile like Stephenson.
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3:24 pm
So there, smart alex. Don’t try and go tell me I aint knowing what I talks about.
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3:26 pm
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://varsityscoringtables.com/UnitedStatesMap/united-states-map.gif&imgrefurl=http://varsityscoringtables.com/UnitedStatesMap/UnitedStatesMap.html&usg=__-MMUt9PXozkzMZW3WwNRhvxm8NE=&h=453&w=750&sz=38&hl=en&start=1&tbnid=30sVmRVijmJQ0M:&tbnh=85&tbnw=141&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dunited%2Bstates%2Bmap%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den
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3:33 pm
FAIL
A map is not a globe. Try again.
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2:24 am
TBH guys we need to stop worrying about the needless “nations” china is to japan like Texas is to Australia. What we are all forgeting is that Jesus loves us. he wants to be inside us and we need him inside us, its the only way we can become real men and women in this proud world of Earth we live in
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2:43 pm
huh hawaii and alaska are 2 states japan is a country and china is another country
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3:41 pm
A map is a portion of the globe, and maps don’t lie.
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3:46 pm
But this map shows them in different places:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3049/2406237185_48fafc198c_o.png
So does this one:
http://www.kswmyy.com/usamap.gif
And this one:
http://www.kswmyy.com/US_all.gif
And this one:
http://www.myonlinemaps.com/images/alaska-map.gif
And this one shows that Alaska is really part of the Continental US, which confuses me:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_cyoLt-Kxlao/Sd4oi_xnj4I/AAAAAAAAAe4/XXWFqjrLQEA/s1600/Alaska-Size.png
If you don’t understand this, then I give up; I can’t compete with your ignorance.
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1:13 pm
Any cod can use one of them fancy photopaint programs.
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2:00 am
Alaska has a lot of snow, is often cold, has polar bears, lots of ice..
Hawaii has palm trees, sandy beaches, bikinis, tropical fruit growing wild..
Yup, I dare say these two states must be neighbors, why, look at all the things they have in common.
(p.s. fail more please)
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2:34 am
I don’t know nothin’ ’bout all them things you talk ’bout. Alls I knows is them maps don’t lie, Echidna-Brain.
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2:46 am
.. You seriously don’t know that Alaska is cold, and Hawaii is warm? Honestly? The whole equator is warm and the poles are not?
Maps are misleading because they are showing an image that is round on a flash surface, thus things aren’t placed where they’re suppose to be.
Oh, wait, are you going to tell me that the Earth is flat?
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2:52 am
That there sounds like them atheist science-speak, to me. Seing as we all know for a fact that the moon-landing was done in a Homowood backlot, I seen no evidence to prove that how round nonsense being real. Columbus coulda just gone in a circle.
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3:01 am
This just in! Christian radicals believe Earth is FLAT! Please, watch all pets and young children when playing near the edge, for you wouldn’t want them to fall to hell!
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7:52 pm
There is one difference between Hawaii and Alaska. Alaska is a great state and produces leaders like Sarah Palin. Hawaii is filled with inbred liberal whackjobs. Its also the place where the IDIOT INCOMPETENT president Obama was born. And maps do tell a lot probably a lot more than globes.
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12:14 am
Scott and Shamefull…I have never ever heard something so stupid and fatuous in all my life. I honestly did not believe that people in America could be that dumb, and also…shamefull…why do you go in and out of a hick accent all the time, it is really inconsistent and nonsensical.
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6:53 pm
Oh, and we have satellites, these wonderful things in space so far away in spaces that they can see the WHOLE WORLD, and it’s spherical. So sorry to disappoint you. You have been Pwn3d by atheists, and a non-radical Christian (maybe more) yup, that’s pretty pwned, all right.
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5:11 am
Oh please a death star would destroy the entire planet as in the movie star wars IV a new hope can i just ask why china would kill there only food and oxygen supply? I think i may go watch porn to cleanse myself of this crap
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1:17 pm
I supsect that the chinase, being not entirely human, can survive just fine without oxygen.
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4:30 pm
The Chinase? Never heard of them. Maybe they might not be completely human…
Chinese on the other hand, they are human just like you. Fucking retard. Go learn the fucking “truth”.
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4:51 pm
How dare you say that them Asians are like me? Have you even seen one of them before? There’s no way those things are human.
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4:52 pm
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
i loled so much at the whole ‘alaska is next to hawaii’ thing lol. what a complete and utter phail
oh and has anyone ever seen his avatar? looks like a badly drawn troll lol
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7:01 pm
i thought i would say something but it’s not worth my time…
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7:31 pm
We accept your surrender.
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8:16 pm
pfft. you’re just jealous that china has its own deathstar. the title should’ve read “AWESOME! China wants to build a Deathstar!”
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8:20 pm
You sound like one of them Chinasians or Japanazis. Creepy little bastard.
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8:26 pm
but what if i’m not one of them? what if i’m actually your lost brother? your co-worker? your boss? your parents? granny? pet? a cat? barack obama? nicolas cage? yuu? a patriotic american brainwashed by chinese/japan security agencies? your sister in law? your unborn son? a live grenade from the frontlines? a recurring question?
i rest my case.
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8:31 pm
Ah, an exispentialist Chinkasian. I should have known.
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6:41 pm
I thought since you all read the bible, that we started by two people; Adam and Eve. If you trace back our roots thousands of years, you will see we all have the same ancestry. All in all, there are no races. There is only the Human race. Some of this stuff is so unbelievable, I believe this site is all a joke. One other reason is that it doesn’t say fanmail or just mail, it says hatemail, such as they know all you can do is hate this stream of ignorance.
http://www.thetech.org/genetics/ask.php?id=337
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5:14 pm
shameful_truth – Unintentional or not, I find you HEEEElarious! The map of Hawaii and Alaska was brilliant!
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5:30 pm
THere ain’t nothing funny about Eskimos and Hawaiians, sun.
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9:50 pm
Uh, right, I’m surprised nobody has actually clarified ‘shameful_truth’s’ mistake with the whole ‘Alaska is next to Hawaii’ thing.
The reason why Alaska and Hawaii are shown in separate boxes is because they are by standard insterted into the lower left corner of the map because they asre geographically situated outside of what the map shows. Alaska is in reality north-west of the main United States, adjacent to Canada. This is why its real geographical location can not be shown on a standard map.
There is absolutely no way of disputing this. After all, you are all too rightly claiming that maps don’t lie.
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9:56 pm
http://www.onlineatlas.us/map/united-states-map.gif
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9:41 pm
Statistically a Deathstar approximately 16 septillion dollars, most likely more
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9:42 pm
Statistically a Deathstar approximately 16 septillion dollars, most likely more
http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/funny-graphs-star-wars.png
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