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November 18, 2009 by shameful_truth
Filed under Moral Alerts, Science
I don`t know what in the name of Earth, Heaven or Hell this poor creature is, but this really made me sick. It appears to be either an alien captured from Areola 51, or a genetic cloning experiment gone very, very wrong.
Regardless of what this poor besotten creature is, what truly made me sick is not the beast itself, but what the evil scientists who have it in their captivity have done to it.
As you will see in the video below, if you are an adult male who is qualified to view questionable material, some scientists have imprisoned this poor creature and forced it to learn to sing negro music. If that wasn`t depriving enough, you can hear the evil scientists laughing in the background.
This is absolutely disgusting. We must do our best to try and find where these evil scientists have imprisoned this poor thing so that we can bombard their stronghold, set the beast free, and put it out of its miserable misery.
Men, as usual, please pray and have all women and children leave the room before viewing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hgGj8kbuRk
This post was submitted by shameful_truth.
This site has to be satire that is obviously a 3d animation.
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You’re liberal attempts at discrediting our investigative reporting are getting stale, my zombified friend. “That looks like it was done in photoshop.” “That’s not what the article was saying.” “That’s not a reliable source.” “That’s a 3D animation.” Wah, wah, wah. Why don’t you go cry to someone who cares?
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this is a real weird one there. mr truth.
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No wait a second, are you really blind enough to think that video is real? Oh gosh, it can’t be real! Are you making fun of us, aren’t you?
Get a new pair of glasses! Now!
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Damn didn’t you ever heard of proofreading? Also whose bright idea was to let you post articles when you also can’t add images or videos correctly?
Also what is the point of setting the beast free when you plan to kill it anyway?
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I really don’t think shameful truth is being convicted. Mentioning “areao***” is not accidental and I find it distasteful.
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Amber sweetie, what in the name of the holy baby jesus is you doing watching this! I command YOU to get away from this page NOW!!! Don’t make me have to raise my hand!.. I told you I’m letting you write for this blessed website as long as you do NOT wonder your eyes where it do not belung. This is not for a women’s eyes!
Sorry everyone for Amber commenting on this page. This goes to show that none of us is perfect and satan is always trying to tempt us away from God. We all need guidance from our lord jesus, and sometimes it is needed to put a woman (as loving as she may be) back into her place.
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Amber, my love, when are you going to leave this asshole for me? You keep saying you’re going to do it, but then you never do. He’s very clearly psychologically abusive of you, and I never believed you for a minute when you said you those bruises that covered almost every inch of your sensuous body from the doorknob. That would have to be one big effing doorknob. Please leave him and come back to me before he really hurts you.
With loving memories of that night in Las Vegas,
Ambiguous
xoxoxo
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Amber, I am terribly sorry that you feel that way, but I completely understand what would lead you to mistrust, but I insure you that I am just as convicted as our co-articler, Abe. No doubt with liberal idiots like Ambiguous running around spewing there veil lies and telling all of his Homowood friends about this wonderful Christian community being nothing but a satirical farse, their have been countless copycats who have turned up trying to sublirminally implant they’re liberal agenda by pretending to be “one of us.” Just like in that terrible 1950’s movie, “Invasion of the Body Snatches.”
It is sad to see them succeed at forcing us apart by planting they’re seeds of mistrust, but the only way for us to stay strong and defeat them in the end is to stick together.
My God be with you.
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“I insure you that I am just as convicted as our co-articler, Abe”
I believe that the word you were looking for was “committed” – as in institutionalized, or at least in need of institutionalization.
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oh come on are you guys even trying anymore? find something we would actually belive you are against.
that thing is about as real as shamfulltruth is. both only exist on the internet
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shameful shameful shameful don’t you know 3D Modeling when you see it? :S this is what i do for a living 3D Modeling and programming as you can clearly see it is not real it is 3D plus Areola 51 is not spelt like that ill help rephrase your ENGLISH aka my language and where the ENGLISH language was made in England it is spelt Area 51 but whats the point even trying to point out how much of a retard you since this post pretty much proves how much of a retard you are.
you still continue to amuse me
this is a much more better looking alien out of the film called district 9 enjoy if you think that is real all i can do is /facepalm but the CGI is fantastic for the alien though
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sorry website is being gay
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Holy Crap, Yuske! Put the sack back over your face already! Sheesh! I mean, I knew that being a Britt you’d be ugly and all, but that’s just… I’m surprised you didn’t break the camera taking that picture – not to mention my computer screen. Excuse me while I go vomit.
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You have little room to call us ugly when your women fall for us.
(P.s you are also fuck ugly.)
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We have already disgussed add nauseum that these “women” you refer to who bend over backwards for Britts are nothing more than Homowood and New Queer City whores who would drop their sin-stained panties for any sentient life form with a kiggle kaggle just for the simple fact that being surrounded by nothing but homogay men makes them exceptionally erogenous. Plus, as I have also pointed out, it is entirely likely that you could contract an STI just by standing a few feet downwind from anyone of these “women,” so your sexual conquests really are not much to boast about.
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http://www.fusionparties.org/ekmps/shops/fusionparties/images/dick_on_a_stick.jpg
I found your favourite sweet, and 2 of those girls came from NEW YORK, BOTH OF WHICH WHERE INTELLIGENT, AND KNEW ME, MY ACCENT WAS ONLY A PART.
P.s I made out with my girlfriend today, very satisfying as I thought about your face…it made me laugh more than I already was.
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Aaahh.. Hells. This is 3D Animation.. I could animate Hitler and you guys think this would be his clone? dude, awesome, gonna do that.
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To all of you claiming that this is some sort of computer generalized thingy, this is the reason why I think it more likely to be an alien than a genetic experment. You really shouldn’t be so judgemental to this poor extra-trastrial. It isn’t his fault he looks different than us. It saddens me to see people judging a poor creature and calling it fake just because it looks different than we do. You people make me sick.
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no i’m calling it a 3D animation because i can see a few of the graphical glitches in the damn movie
that and the fact that the “creature” is in a non-existant dataspace
it’s not because it couldn’t exist(though i fell obligated to remind you that good christians don’t belive there’s life outside of planet earth since god only made life here remeber) actually i’m quite certain that somewhere in the vast universe a creature like that exist
that thing just isn’t real. it’s a 3D image and if i actually cared enough i bet i could make a similar video from my bedroom.
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I would be willing to bet that to the alien we look just as pixelated and “graphical glitchey” as it does to us. You really are being close-minded. How would you like it if someone came up to you and said, “You don’t look real. You look like a computer-generalized image. You’re fake.” You woudln’t like it, now would you?
As the wise philosopher, Jack Handy, once said, “I once was walking down the street in the midst of winter when I saw a fat woman slip on the ice and fall to the ground. My first instinct was to laugh, but then I thought, ‘What if I was a bug and she had fallen on me?’ Then it didn’t seem so funny anymore.”
Or was it on a fortune cookie?…
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well there’s one major difrence there. you didn’t show me the creture. you showed me a VIDEO of the creature.
i have seen a video of jesus christ acting gay just before he’s run over by a bus should i also asume that is real?
also i’d still like to remind you that christians don’t belive in aliens
god only created life on earth
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God only created intelligent, soleful life on Earth. I am willing to accept the possibility – and the evidence of this video has furthered this open-mindedness – that there may be other forms of non-intelligent sole-less life elsewhere.
Of course, as I originally stated, it is also entirely possible that this is not an alien at all, but some cruel, genetic cloning experiment. Either way, the beast is clearly being starved, tortured, and forced to sing negro music for the scientists sick enjoyment.
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then lets for fun asume it’s a real being
it looks to me mostly as a devil
yes you heard me right i am acuseing you of demanding the freeing of a minion of satan
why would you do that? why would you let a being not only corupted by satan not only willingly serving him but a being existing for the sole purpose of doing the bidding of satan free in this world?
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Well, in the unlikely event that the creature is, in fact, the Devil, I have already stated that I plan to put it out of its misery once it is freed from the Evil Scientists.
However yer argument is clearly flawed, for that poor beast clearly has no horns, nor does he have a goatie, or a pitch fork. Nice try, heathen.
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Oh, nice. So what is god going to do with it? Has it a soul?
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Of course it doesn’t have a sole. It’s a creature, just like animals and minorities, so it won’t have an afterlife. But the least we can do is free it from those terrible scientists before they teach it to sing “Swing Low, Sweet Chariott” or – God forbid – Rap music, and put it out of its wretched misery.
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i’m now going to qoute you shame”i deferinciate between those who have souls and those who don’t”. you said this when asked how a man of god could alow himself to hate other people. so less than a week ago you said if it doesn’t have a soul you can do whatever you want with it
you sir just contradicted yourself
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I also diferenciate between punishing sinners and enemies of evil and freeing innocent creatures from the clutches of evil scientists. Just because it doesn’t have a sole doesn’t mean it deserves to have these terrible expermints performed on it. Theres a difference between punishing those who willingly choose to follow the Path Of Evil and saving those who are unwittingly tortured by those who have chosen the Path Of Evil.
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Its not a contradiction because it is different circumstances.
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what if it’s doing it out of free will? isn’t the creature itself a sinner then?
now we just reached point where you did not think i through
what if this is a creature who enjoys singing that “ungodly music”? what if it looks like that when it’s well nurished?
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It can’t be doing anything of its own free will due to the fact that it has no sole since God only granted soles to the race of White Men and therefore it has no free will.
But you are right that it may look like that when it is well nourished. That doesn’t change the fact, however, that the scientists are clearly torturing it.
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so you just admited taht you can not look down up blacks or asians or anyone else?
folowing you own logic they have no souls
creatures without souls van not be faulted for not folowiing the path of god
blacks and asians and all the others you keep compaling about on this site can there for folowing your own logic not be faulted for not folowing the path of god
just keep digging you grave if you want but it’s allready deep enough to bury you multiple times mate
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But minorities are half-human, so although they do not have souls, they do have a degree of intelligence, thus there ability to have they’re own cute little languages, and the ability to make decisions, albeit usually wrong ones. That creature, however, is very clearly not half-human.
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you said” they do not have souls” and you said “creatures without souls can’t be blamed for not folowing the path of god”
they can’t both co exist and the fact that you say they are half human is meaningless since it’s a matter of wether they have a soul and you said they did not
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Listen you little ointment fly:
Animals = No sole, no intelligence, no conscience, no ability to make decisions
Minorities = No sole, minor intelligence, minor conscience, and a minor ability to make decisions.
That is the difference. Minorities, soleless though they may be, still have a small degree of capacity to make the choice between right and wrong. It is something of a futile effort on their part because a) it is in the minorities’ nature to live a life of crime and b) they can’t get into Heaven anyway, but that does not change the fact that they have the ability to choose whether or not they are going to rape that White girl with the “phatalicious booty.”
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Listen you little ointment fly:
isn’t ointment the stuff you put on skin?
Animals = No sole, no intelligence, no conscience, no ability to make decisions
First, you made a typo Sole=Soul
Congratz, you spelled a 5 syllable word correct.
First, what makes you beleive you have the ability to point out who has a soul or not?
Animals may not be on the same intelligent level as humans but how do they hunt for food if they are not intelligent
They have the ability to make desicisons, to kill the gazelle or not to kill the gazelle those are the decisions a young lion can make.
Minorities = No sole, minor intelligence, minor conscience, and a minor ability to make decisions.
Tsk Tsk Tsk, spelled soul wrong again/
Minorities are just as intelligent as everyone else. It seems to be you are really stupid truth.
They have conscience, they have the conscience to not rip your ass to peices over your stupidity.
They make decisions with their government, they are just as concious as the rest of us.
That is the difference. Minorities, soleless though they may be, still have a small degree of capacity to make the choice between right and wrong. It is something of a futile effort on their part because a) it is in the minorities’ nature to live a life of crime and b) they can’t get into Heaven anyway, but that does not change the fact that they have the ability to choose whether or not they are going to rape that White girl with the “phatalicious booty.”
Shameful….Shut up.
If their are souls, everyone has a soul. They have a large capacity to make decisions, and make choices. Not all minorities live lifes filled with crime. Their are plenty of white people who commit crimes. Charles Manson anyone? He was a christian, although in his later years he did form the Helterskeleter beleif. Just because you think they won’t go to heaven, doesn’t mean they won’t. I am going to be laughing when you enter hell, and are surrounded by African Americans, you racist pigbit sob. I refer to my earlier statement not all blacks or mexicans are racist. Please Shameful…go die in a fire. You will be doing this world a service.
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You are a sad, hateful, little person.
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Oh my good Lord! WHAT IS THAT THING?
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That I would also like to know, my good friend. It brings a tear to your eye, does it not? Clearly the poor beast has been famished beyond endurance. Its terrible to see scientists and there evil ways at work.
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Damn bro, you are dumb. Do you jerk off to yourself in the mirror? Do you like the smell of your own farts? I know you do!
Give yourself a sweaty giant hug for me, but don’t touch your ass too much.
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Was there a mass break out from a crazy house lately, because that Vader999 guy was spewing cookie speak just like you. IT PUTS IT IN THE BUCKET OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN.
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Shameful you are as childish as you are stupid don’t you know the difference of CGI and computer grahpics when you see god your retarded i bet God himself thinks your a complete moron for not following his religion
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I have already addressed the fact that to the alien, we probably look just as fake and pixelated as it does to us.
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is there anything else left to say but that?
oh yea now i remember you sir are a RETARD
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I accept your surrender, Yuske.
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shameful you are a retard simple as that did i even say i surrendered? :S no i did not its the fact that you think your always right when your clearly not you have the IQ of that of a 5 year old i’m sorry to say this but you seriously need help
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I have the Lord behind me, whereas you have Beelzebub. Gee, I wonder who’s right?
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there are more people behind islam than behind christianity
folowing your logic they are right and you are wrong
all praise allah?
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oh yeah and the only people who¨d be behind you is the people atempting to put a knife in you back
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And the only people behind you are your boyfriends fighting over who gets to shove their liddle laddle up your sinhole next.
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I have to agree with Shameful once! Rap Music is Evil! =D Metal is the best!
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If forced to choose between the lesser of the two weevils, I will hesitantly admit that your Hip Metal music comes out slightly ahead of the Black Rap, but only slightly. You are still allowing Satan to rape you in the ear by listening to that heathen music, even if he is not pentrating as deeply into your ear canal as he would if you were listening to Rap instead.
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Hey thanks.. Though I don´t have an Ear Vagina. Look – Metal is better, because white People listen it. Blacks listen to gay Hip-Hop. And yes, Hip Hop does make your kids gay and makes them voting for hussein obama.
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That right there was the most intelligent thing you’ve said yet. If it weren’t for your insipid insistence on worshipping a false god and letting Satan rape your ears, I would almost say that there might be hope for your sole yet. In any case, I take back calling you a Nazi.
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Yey =D And remember – For you, the German Reich (The first and the second one) were actually pretty good places. the People believed in your God their.
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It’s morons like you that make us normal people write songs and do animation like that. I bet none of you could make a video like that. You better pull the stick out of your butts before you die or you may get it caught on the holy gate.
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