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NASA Scientists To Torture Space Monkeys with Radiation
November 4, 2009 by Abe
Filed under Faith Links, Featured, Science
Once again NASA has proven that all scientists are evil, all by torturing several innocent space monkeys with Soviet nuclear radiation. Sickos!
I spat out my coffee in disgust this morning as I came upon this headline: Nasa to irradiate monkeys to study effects of long space trips on humans.
What a sick, veiled excuse to torture innocent creatures! What on Earth does forcing a poor, innocent monkey to get nuked with radiation have to do with long space trips on humans?
First of all, what business does man of doing on long trips in space? If we were meant to live in space, we would have been created with lungs to breathe all the vacuumed air out there. We wouldn’t need space suits!
Second, monkeys are monkeys. Evolution is fake and doing experiments on monkeys has no bearing on man. It’s all an excuse for these sick devilscientists to inflict pain and suffering on the innocent with nuclear radiation! I bet Japanese scientists are somehow behind this research too!
My friends, the animals depend on mankind to protect them. What a sad day when the innocent are exploited by who should be their protectors. It brings tears to my eyes to think these cute, little cuddly monkeys will grow up sick with radiation dropsy, all so scientists can fill their sick torture vices and give high fives to Obama.
Let us hope that in 2012 we get a Republican in office who will ban all this spacewalk nonsense and focus on putting nuclear lasers in orbit to keep the Soviets in order. All this visiting other planets is unethical and being used as an excuse to torture capture space monkeys. Sad, sad world.
I bet those heathens are trying to make themselves a King Kong, ain’t they? We better put a stop to this right away before them Chinks over there in Okinawa get the idea to try and make themselves a blasphemous Godzilla, too. These mad scientists will be the death of us all if we don’t stop them!
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While I don’t believe in evolution, I do suspect that today’s liberals are related to that creature above.
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Stephenson, I did giggle a little.
Shameful, you just prove that your fucked face relates to your fucked up racist facsist personality, you son-of-a-bitch
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You people do realise,that even republican presidents want space travel to be much more common? Bush had a fucking agenda to have a colony on the moon by 2025.
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