Archive for November, 2009

Sodomy Is Never The Answer

November 11, 2009 3:48 pm200 comments
Sodomy Is Never The Answer

One of the growing tragedies we have in the United States is the new popularity of sodomy during intercourse. Ever since the homosexual lifestyle became so visible and popular, straight couples have been tempted to experiment with this incredibly painful fornication situation. Now, to avoid pregnancy more and more teen [...]

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Stephen Baldwin: Portrait of A Christian-American Hero

3:33 pm22 comments
Stephen Baldwin: Portrait of A Christian-American Hero

Stephen Baldwin is a class act. Actor, author, sports enthusiast and family man, he proves that being a born-again Christian is hip and cool in these diverse times. His impressive body of work has made him a highly sought-after talent in film and television right now. Despite the questionable nature [...]

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Sammy Sosa Bleached Skin

November 9, 2009 11:32 am3 comments
Sammy Sosa Bleached Skin

Baseball player Sammy Sosa recently made an appearance at the Latin American music awards and looked quite different. From my medical expertise, I’d say this is a very clear case of Jacksonitis.

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Sesame Street Google Images Reveal Liberal Anti-American Plot

11:17 am16 comments

Sesame Street has become a liberal show that teaches our children how to hate their country. They have made Cookie Monster turn into an unnatural vegan while Burt and Ernie are allowed to hold hands. Sickos. What took the cake is last week when Sesame Street showed bias against Fox [...]

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God Is Punishing Lindsay Lohan

November 7, 2009 12:26 pm11 comments
God Is Punishing Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan is being punished by God, as told by her father Michael Lohan. Our friends at Fox News give fair and balanced coverage on this important news: Lindsay Lohan was very unhappy when her father released secretly recorded telephone conversations between the two of them. Who wouldn’t be? But [...]

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Billy Ray Cyrus Is A Great Father, Performs With Short Shorts Miley Cyrus

11:46 am41 comments
Billy Ray Cyrus Is A Great Father, Performs With Short Shorts Miley Cyrus

Billy Ray Cyrus and his daughter Miley Cyrus gave an awesome concert for teeny boppers who look up to the duo. What great fun for the entire family!

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Tom Cruise Dead Rumors

11:38 am7 comments

There are Tom Cruise dead rumors going around today. Rest assured, the actor is alive and well, even though his beliefs are just nonsense.

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Jon Stewart Makes Fun of Glenn Beck

11:28 am12 comments

Glenn Beck is a national hero who helps guard the public against dark menaces like Barack Hussein Obama. Beck’s sage words and scholarly research have revealed the dangers of the Obama administration and how their antics will eventually lead to Armageddon. So it should come as no surprise that the [...]

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cbsnews.com/saturday

11:22 am2 comments

CBS is a very aged news organization that does not “get” the modern culture. They try to act all hip but the fact of the matter is that their points of view are consistent antiquated and belong in the 90s. America has progressed to an age of conservatism. CBS needs [...]

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Democrats Use Oscar the Grouch, Sesame Street to Blaspheme Fox News

11:17 am3 comments

We have more proof that PBS, Public Broadcasting System, is communist and exploiting our children with dangerous propaganda. PBS is in the pockets of powerful Democrat senators who have taken over Sesame Street. They have created a campaign to convince children that the most fair and balanced news organization, Fox [...]

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How American Healthcare Killed My Father

11:10 am7 comments

If this were the 16th century and we were able to throw Obama’s administration into a river, they would all float. That’s because they are witches and mix up nothing but a spell of lies and deceit in their cauldron of political sins. My friends, Obama’s worst recipe is his [...]

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Girl Soccer Fight, New Mexico Soccer Ashley Lambert Beats up BYU Mormons

11:04 am21 comments

Women sports are usually boring and somewhat watching your two pet turtles having a race; the little critters have heart but the talent and excitement is muted. This all changed yesterday in a soccer match between the University of New Mexico and Bringham Young University. A woman named Ashley Lambert, [...]

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20/20 Interview with Rihanna and Rihanna’s Forehead

3:39 am6 comments

Wny on Earth did 20/20 have a Rihanna interview tonight? In a world that’s field with important things such as how Barack Obama is ruining our economy and the dog liberals are destroying freedom by refusing to nuke Iran, we do not have time for celebrity news! My friends, as [...]

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Help Celebrate National Day of Outrage Against Atheists

November 6, 2009 7:48 pm33 comments
Help Celebrate National Day of Outrage Against Atheists

Atheist people love to oppress others.  Hi, I’m Bishop Trotter.  On each and every continent, they have repeatedly scavenged all land, resources and supplies their callous hands could pillage and exploit. That trend continues to this very day, but in oh so much subtle and secret fashion. It’s no coincidence [...]

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A Father Gets Infected with Emo Spirits

10:26 am70 comments
A Father Gets Infected with Emo Spirits

There is a new variety of demon out there called an emo. This brand of demon always likes to wear ridiculously tight fitted clothing that perhaps costs way too much and looks pretty crappy. It usually preys on teens whose parents allow them to watch dangerous death-praise vampire movies such [...]

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