Photographic Evidence of the Origins of the Chinasian Race
My friends, I always suspected as much, though in my wildest nightmares I never would have believed to finally be able to prove once and for all how the Chinasian race was created. Somewhere out there, this poor girl`s mother is crying for the plague she brought upon the planet Earth, and her father has probably already committed suicide out of shame.
Men, please have all women and children leave the room before viewing this highly disgusting and immoral image.
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Author: shameful_truth
I look forward to laughing with the Angels, Cherubs, Jesus, and Jerry Fallwell as we look down at the Heathens, roasting in Hell, while we sit back sipping martinis, listening to St. Michael play on his harp while we debate our favorite episodes of 7th Heaven.
4:58 pm
Wow. You are just ridiculously stupid. Theres porn of everything that could possibly exist on the internet today, and if you’re willing to believe stuff like this is true, then you should just smash your computer and go back to smoking whatever drugs you’re all on that made you believe this created the Asian race. ALL human beings are related, that makes you and me ‘Chinasians’ too.
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5:36 pm
Your ignorance is alarming. It appears that the Chinaliens have already brainwashed you.
Hot debate. What do you think?
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Based on your picture, shameful, it seems whatever your mother mated with to create you was beat severely with an ugly stick.
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7:30 pm
You are a surly clay-brained clotpole.
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8:36 pm
huh …. the woman is not even asian she is Plainly white
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4:57 pm
As the whipper snappers these days say, Duh. She bedded with an alien, got preggers, and birthed the Chinasian race. Please do try to keep up, island boy.
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9:50 pm
*sigh* The East Asian race was created, like all other races, spread from Ethiopia, in their case to Egypt, then Arabia, then approximately to the Turkic states and then finally to the current Sino-Tibetan area. That’s just a pornographic image created by sickos who get turned on by aliens. Oh, by the way I’m about 13. BOOM-BAGOOSH!
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3:36 pm
HAHAHAHAH. You are the ignorant one! Your lack of common sense and humanity alarms me. Oh wait, I’m so sorry, you probably don’t even know the meaning of the word humanity. Let me spell it out for you. You are a heartless, uneducated hick. Go back to your hole!!!
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3:43 pm
My, you are a whoreson little popinjay, aren’t you?
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9:13 pm
actually I am quite well liked, and you are quite unliked as you can see by this website.
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7:02 pm
Alright, this is just preposterous. I’m reporting this to the holymailbox.
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7:14 pm
I still fail to see how this is anymore preposterous than any of the crap that comes out with Abe’s daily projectile bran flakes, Mr. Nelson. Yes, Shat is infinitely more offensive than Abe – and possibly even slightly dumber – but this article in particular I could just as easily see Abe writing.
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10:05 pm
From what I know Abe is actually a part of their ministries, I think shameful just submits articles through their open community news feature. There is something off about his writings and a few others who have submitted lately as well, that’s why I’m reporting it. It doesn’t seem sincere and I think they have some sort of subversive agenda going on.
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2:02 am
Oh, Good Lord, please tell me you’re joking…I sure as Hell hope that you’re just playing along with the whole “Christwire is not satire” shtick, because otherwise you have to be even DUMBER than the writer behind Shameful_Truth pretends to be – YES, PRETENDS, because the writer is undeniably more intelligent than the character, otherwise he wouldn’t be able to turn on a computer much less form the coherent, grammatically correct, and downright hysterical insults that he randomly hurls at anyone whenever he feels like it.
Alright, ok. I’m going to take a deep breath and play along, for a minute. I’m not even going to bring up the issue of Bearsharktopus, for which no one – yourself included – has yet given me a satisfactory explanation to explain Abe’s and Christwire’s “convictedness” in the existence of said monster.
…*Takes deep breath*…
Okay, I’m ready.
You say that the ministry behind Christwire is a legitimate ministry, for which JBox is the Youth Pastor/Motivational Speaker. Okay. JBox also claims that he is a local best-selling author. Okay. The ministry that JBox is associated with is only mentioned here on Christwire as Langley CC and, according to JBox’s bio, is located somewhere in California.
Okay. Now, there is no town or city in California by the name of Langley. Per Mapquest, there’s Langley Creek, Langley Hill, and Langley Mount, but no plain Langley. No biggie. It could of course be a ministry that isn’t named after its location, after all.
So, let’s try and find this Langley CC. Google it go ahead. I’ll wait.
Okay? Unless you have access to a different internet than I do, you found two (2) possible candidates for Langley CC. The first is: http://www.langleycc.org/ which is located in Langley, VA. As you will see in the contact information on this site, this ministry has a Youth Minister by the name of Derek Robinson, and they show ABSOLUTELY NO INDICATION of any affiliations in California. I have not harassed these poor people to confirm if Jbox is affiliated with them, but if you continue to insist that this all is not satire, I may just have to.
The second possible option is…ummm…well… http://www.langleycc.com/ Just follow the link, because no words can do that justice.
So, seeing as we can ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY rule out that second option, we are left to assume that Jbox must commute every Sunday from California to Virginia. Okay. It’s not ENTIRELY out of the realm of possibility, so let’s narrow our search down to Mr. Gould, himself.
He’s a best-selling author, right? So, let’s look. Go ahead and take five minutes to search Amazon, Barnes and Noble and Borders for authors by the name of Jack Gould. To make your life easier, in case you don’t already know, each of those sights has an “Advanced Search” feature so that you can filter your search to just authors.
Hmmm…Borders has no results, Barnes and Noble has 7 results, none of which look anything like Jbox, and Amazon has 20 results, none of which seem to match up, either. Interesting.
Well, he DID say that he was a LOCAL best-selling author, so maybe he’s just referring to the pamphlets he hands out each Sunday in Church. I can work with that.
So, let’s narrow this down yet further. “What’s that, Ambiguous,” you might be saying right now, “narrow it FURTHER? You couldn’t POSSIBLY narrow this down any further!” Oh YES I can!
Let’s do a quick Google search again, this time looking for “Jack Gould.” Just to make sure that we are going to the same internet, here’s the search link:
http://www.google.com/#hl=en&q=Jack+Gould&aq=f&aqi=g10&oq=&fp=a92da727ef84a59f
Now, let us see what we’ve found out about Jack Gould that does not come from this site, Facebook, or other sites that are quoting or referencing Christwire.
1) We have a Wikipedia entry about a journalist and critic from Berkley California by name of Jack Gould. Ooh! Is this him? Have we found him? Ye – Oh, wait, no. Sorry. This Jack Gould died in 1993. Close but no cigar.
2) Next up, we have an article from the University of Texas about the author of one of the books we found on Amazon. This author’s name is actually Lewis Gould, but he wrote the book under the name of Jack Gould, so this could be Jbox. Except for the fact that the book is about the history of Television, and this author worked for the New York Times from 1947 to 1972. So, if this IS our Jbox (assuming that this author is even still alive), he has to be at least 80 YEARS OLD. Unless that is a really old picture of him taken at a point in his life when color photographs were not yet widely available, if even invented yet, HE LOOKS AMAZING FOR HIS AGE!!!
3) A digital portfolio of a photographer named Jack Gould based in Los Angeles. This portfolio is no longer active, but seeing as nowhere has JBox mentioned being a professional photographer, I feel safe crossing this candidate off of our list.
4) This is Brainyquote, which just lists a few quotes from the book in #2
5) TV Guide photos and bio for another photographer, possibly the same as #3. This site is also no longer active.
6-7) The next two entry’s are JBox’s personal Facebook and Twitter accounts. Not reliable sources.
8) An actor entry on IMDB. Also not likely to be our beloved Jbox.
9) Oooh! This right here is the most plausible! This is a lifemap entry about a man named Jack Gould who’s mission is “to be a conduit to touch people with God’s love and wisdom.” Sounds like Jacky boy, right? Oh, wait. He’s a 63 year-old former cop. Again, if this is our Jack, then he looks REALLY good for his age.
So even if Abe hadn’t posted that absolutely bogus article about Bearsharktopus, this site was created by a ministry that appears not to exist and a man who appears not to exist.
If you have any better information to answer these rather blaring holes in your claim that this site is not satirical, please pass them on. I eagerly await to see this evidence, for the fate of humanity rests on this, for if Amber, Abe, and company are not writing tongue in cheek, then the Apocalypse is Nigh for they all combined must represent the coming of the Third Antichrist.
I sincerely hope you don’t respond to this, because then I will be able to rest at night for even though I do not deny that people as stupid as those portrayed on this site exist, I will take more comfort in knowing that the people on this site are fictional characters of satire, and that people who are that stupid can’t turn on a computer.
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2:13 am
If this site is serious, then why is it that every time I post a comment posting evidence to show that it’s satirical, my comment gets thrown into the moderation queue, yet Shameful can say the most hateful, racist, sexist, disgusting thing ever and not get censored at all?
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4:17 am
First of all, Am Big, when you include more than one link or an image without text in your post, it gets sent for a moderator’s approval. This is to stop spamming. You general text comments appear without prejudice and without censorship. If they are intensely offensive, users and writers can email Jack Gould to have them removed (this often happens with pornographic images that are posted). If you insanely overpost spam, like Rapax Pringer did some time back, your ISP can be blocked. So ultimately, I think your claims of censorship are ridiculous and inflammatory.
Secondly, I do think some of us are feeling the same questions that Adam does and I encourage him to pursue this and God Bless Him.
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1:06 pm
You do realize that you’re not helping you’re “I’m straight” shtick by calling my “Am Big,” right?
That said, thanks for the explanation – I thought I had only posted one link in the post that is currently under moderation, thus my confusion at its moderation, but on re-reading it I see that there were in fact two other links as well.
Second, I never questioned Shat’s sincerity, but the sincerity of every writer on the site, because if all of you people really do think like this, your combined energy fused into the one entity that is the website Christwire will sooner or later create a dimensional black hole that will undoubtedly bring about Satan’s reign on Earth. Just some food for thought.
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7:15 pm
sure the entire asian race which makes out just below half the world spopulation for thousands of years all come from that 20 something(at best) year old girl
shameful this isn’t even remotly funny it’s plain retardet i mean you are even turning adam agaist you
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7:27 pm
Who said that picture was taken recently? For all we know it could have been taken two thousand years ago. YES, I realize that the human race only recently came upon the invention of photography, but who’s to say that the aliens hadn’t discovered it first? After all, look at all them Asians walking around with their little Nokia cameras? Just further evidence that they are descended from aliens.
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7:35 pm
“Somewhere out there, this poor girl`s mother is crying for the plague she brought upon the planet Earth, and her father has probably already committed suicide out of shame.”
juding from this we can only asume that you think they are still alive. and before you go “they are aliens we don’t know how long they live” you claim that this HUMAN girl is the source of all asians meaning she’s a human
and the camaras yeah they have those just like the fucking rest of the world
also if that picture was 2000 years old why did it take so long to find?
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7:48 pm
“juding from this we can only asume that you think they are still alive. and before you go “they are aliens we don’t know how long they live” you claim that this HUMAN girl is the source of all asians meaning she’s a human”
I was never going to claim her parents were aliens. You really shouldn’t be so judge mental. I meant that her mother would be crying in Heaven.
“and the camaras yeah they have those just like the fucking rest of the world
also if that picture was 2000 years old why did it take so long to find? ”
Yes, they are the same cameras, but you cannot deny that Asians seem to have some sort of supernatural gravitational pull toward photographic electeronics. And how in flea-nation am I supposed to know why it took 2000 years for that picture to surface?
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8:00 pm
if you can’t back up your claim with a plasuible reason to why a picture like that would be gone for 2000 years you don’t have reason to claim it
it was a retocrical question that proves that from a logical standpoint you claim is retardet.
and asians have camaras with them because they are tourists. when i see american tourists they have the same amount of camaras so whats your point?
oh and “and her father has probably already committed suicide out of shame” yet the suecide was 2000 years ago…..allready? what the fuck dude
just keep digging your grave
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8:58 pm
Well, if he committed suicide 2000 years ago, it will have already have happened, would it not?
Maybe the Asians have been guarding the photo for 2000 years and only now it’s gotten out into the public. God and Jesus know it wouldn’t be the only secret those little critters have kept hidden.
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3:44 pm
just stop talking…you’re just making yourself sound dumb, hah o wait you are dumb!
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9:40 am
They didn’t have cameras 200 years ago….
Are you five or something?
We didn’t even invent colored film that long ago.
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5:01 pm
HELLOOOO!!! ANYONE HOME, MCFLY???? I never said that humans had invented cameras 200 years ago, you pubescent flea-molesting malcontent. I said the ALIENS had taken the picture. Please do try to keep up if you’re going to make yourself look stupid.
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8:36 pm
Hmm… aliens making a porno. KINKY
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8:37 pm
You would get your rocks off to that crap, you paunchy shard-borne joithead.
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6:30 pm
I never said i got my “rocks” of im just saying thank you god for making sexy asians
and sorry i dont speak radical racist christain so i dont know what a “paunchy shard-borne joithead” is this is the 21st century, speak like you know what your talking about
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9:05 pm
Shameful_Truth how many blows to the head with a shovel did you take as a child?
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9:22 pm
My parents gave me a healthy slap with a crowbar from time to time whenever I got out of line? Why?
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1:23 pm
WOW!!! that explains a lot then enough said crowbar the the head daily….. serious case of brain damage hense why shameful is a retard.
just go easy on shameful now then he has special needs
(when i say that get your crowbars out and hit him
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5:01 pm
You are a paunchy sheep-biting gudgeon, yuske.
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3:47 pm
All your insults do is make people laugh.
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3:45 pm
They’re ain’t nothing funny about putting sinners and atheists in there place, sun.
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11:16 pm
The point is that calling someone a “paunchy sheep-biting gudgeon” doesn’t do anything but make people laugh because it is such a lame excuse for an insult. Also you aren’t putting anyone in their place because those insults are idiotic.
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10:24 pm
FUCK YOU RACIST BITCH!
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8:47 pm
oh and by the way nokia is finnish ( means from FINLAND) but I guess you are too absorbed on your racist thought as well ?
oh and photography started 100 years ago its quite recent actually
oh and also asian are not alien made why they have brided eyes becaus etheir country is closer to the sun ( when they wake up they have the sun through the windows )
and anyway I prefer asian Women over any american girl ANYTIME
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5:06 pm
You are such an idiot, as already evidenced by your belief that North an South America are one ISLAND. Really, you’ve already ruined any credibility, and your continual insistence to ignore posts I have already responded to grows tiresome.
“oh and by the way nokia is finnish ( means from FINLAND) but I guess you are too absorbed on your racist thought as well ?”
When did I ever say that nokia wasn’t Finnish? Huh? NEVER, that’s when. All I said is that everywhere you see those little Asian critters, they have nokia cameras around they’re necks. I did not in anyway, shape or form say or imply that Nokia was a Asian brand.
“oh and photography started 100 years ago its quite recent actually”
Again, I NEVER SAID THE PHOTOGRAPH WAS TAKEN BY HUMANS. In fact, I have now repeatedly proposed the theory that the photograph was taken by the aliens themselves.
“oh and also asian are not alien made why they have brided eyes becaus etheir country is closer to the sun ( when they wake up they have the sun through the windows )”
That sentence makes so little sense I don’t even know where to begin insulting you with it…
“and anyway I prefer asian Women over any american girl ANYTIME ”
And that is why you will die of AIDS.
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5:16 pm
I’m half Chinese
And this is my new favourite site for reading comedy articles
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9:26 pm
Hello ‘shameful_truth’, it’s me again, god. I have missed you, ever since you stopped replying to my lovely posts on your other articles. Aaaah, and I see ‘Jazze’ has joined in the fray as well, perfect.
Um, yeah, this is once again beyond ridiculous. With the amount of contradictions you keep throwing around in your articles, this ‘photographic electeronics’ (sic) evidence is just another shot in the foot. And where to begin…. the woman is not Asian. Nokia is not Asian. ‘Chinasian’ is not a word. The picture is photoshopped (that means digitally altered – and do not claim you don’t know what that means; after all, your avatar of you is photoshopped itself… if not, and that is really you, then I’m deeply sorry for you and your wife.).
The fact that you were ‘slapped’ with a crowbar only reinforces everyones’ conviction that you are incredibly suspended from reality and modern world developments. Even another (real) Christwire author has highly doubted your authenticity. That should say it all.
As with all other posts on your articles, I’m sure you will respond with a comment alluding to the fact that I am a ‘Liberal Commie’ ‘homogay’, intent on ‘ravaging a boys’ sinhole’ (all of this based on the assumption that I am male…), or at least spewing out yet another classic archaic insult that defies grammatical and logical boundaries.
Being the almighty god, I can assure you that your place in Heaven has been denied long ago. Sorry.
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9:37 am
This picture is so fake.
Chinalien race?
Really?
The woman is white…
And the alien is fake.
If you guys believe whatever this guy throws at you then your the ones getting brainwashed!!!
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7:24 pm
Shameful_truth, your an ignorant, racist against half whites, pittiful excuse for a christian extremist, should not be allowed to have children due to your poisened mind and should not be allowed into a church
you cant change the definition of a word because you felt like it
just because Obama is a minority, he doesnt mean all the sterotypes abot him are true
if you dont like his leadership then get the hell out of our country. we dont want you here
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4:20 pm
I was just wondering what your view is on Asians living in Western countries who are Christian?
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5:12 pm
ohh and im not like shat, im not racist
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3:56 pm
Any Asians who claim to be Christian are clearly just spies trying to infiltrate our religion so that they can further work they’re evil deeds from within the ranks of our society.
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6:52 pm
wait you want people to become reatardchristians like you but when they do you say they are lieing and just trying to “infiltrate” you`? can you be fucking satisfied
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7:41 pm
No, I just don’t trust them Asians.
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5:19 pm
I’m half Chinese
WHAT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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6:02 am
“Any Asians who claim to be Christian are clearly just spies trying to infiltrate our religion so that they can further work they’re evil deeds from within the ranks of our society.”
What is your problem? Do you know you are judging, criticising and being totally unloving to fellow christians?
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3:53 am
Darlin’, seriously, go find a man, give him as many children as he desires, do his laundry, cook his meals, sew his clothes and leave the big people talk to us men who understand the issues, okay? That’s a good little baby factory.
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3:58 am
see this is exactly why i don’t belive you have a wife. because if you were married your wife would have allready killed your in your sleep
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4:14 am
No, my wife, like any good WHite Christian Woman, understands her place on the food chain.
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4:06 pm
hey i have an idea….why don’t you go fuck yourself, because obviously you aren’t getting any from your wife (that doesn’t exist).
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3:46 pm
Youre insipid insistence on negating the existence of my wife grows wearisome.
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8:48 pm
Only because I find it hard to believe that someone as ass ugly and ludicrous as you could ever have a wife.
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12:51 pm
Now you’re just being rude.
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5:22 pm
Oh dear me! Heaven forbid that I ever be rude to you. I am so truly sorry for overstepping my bounds.
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11:57 am
So..you captured her from a BDSM club.
STEPHENSON! SEXUAL SCANDAL HERE FOR YOU!
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4:54 pm
Today i thought about it and i thought that this would be the best place to come out
I’m a homosexual wih my home schooled kiks and theres something about all you “hip” kids that makes my nipples hard enough to pleasure my boys anus’s
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5:09 pm
You are not The Shameful Truth. Goodbye.
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9:19 am
who says im not?
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3:51 pm
I do. That and your lack of an Avatar and link.
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2:58 pm
You’ve never answered my question..
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4:59 pm
well right now im only concerned about domestic issues due to our national dilemas like health care, the war on terrorism and getting all these skinheads out of america
but if you want to know im all for the freedom of beliefs and if there preaching the truth about christianity and the preachers are well qualified thats even better
shameful_truth… thats discusting
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12:20 am
Ya know…ive never really thought about it this way, but after seeing this shocking evidence, i am extremely inclined to believe the truth of the Chinasian racial origins.
when you think about it scientifically, it makes perfect sense. God created the entire universe and he made man in his image. maybe it was God’s will that the aliens breed with a human. After viewing all of the amazing flora and fauna of this most beautiful of God’s creations (Earth), you have to admit that God truly loves variety. I think that God didnt want the descendents of Adam and Eve to be all white. Having racial differences is a very, very good thing. it is easier for humans to tell each other apart and it helps to identify trouble makers…a type of Human caste system, if you will.
After viewing actual footage of an alien, you can definitely see where the Asian race picked up some of their physical traits. high cheek bones, larger craniums, shortness of stature and those beautiful almond shaped eyes.
if the aliens took this picture, then maybe they are responsible for some of out advances in technology. humans went from horse drawn wagons to space flight in around a hundred years. Perhaps these aliens are like Hermes in ancient Greece: Messengers, and God has sent them to help us in our technological renaissance so that we may raise up and take our rightful place in the universe; to become Templars and help to spread his Love amoungst the stars.
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3:42 pm
Finally, someone who thinks logically on here instead of all these Godless Atheists.
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11:14 pm
I hope you realise that he/she’s completely taking the piss (that means ‘making fun of’…).
Oh, and ‘Godless Atheists’? Thanks for pointing out that atheists are godless…
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7:34 pm
SHAMEFUL!!!!!! HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO ON THIS SITE NOW BE A GOOD HUBBY AND CLEAN MY DISHIES YOU A PATHITIC EXUSE FOR A HUSBAND I KNOW YOUR YOU LIKE TO LIVE YOUR LITTLE DREAM WORLD AND HATE EVERYTHING IN EXISISTANCE I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF IT RIGHT I WANT A DEVORCE and a new man in my life any volenteers?? im willing to sell my body for sex
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4:03 am
You are not Gertrude. Nice try, imposter.
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8:10 am
Gertrude??
Ahahaha I don’t know what is funnier; you seriously trying to expose the ‘imposter’, the fact that you foolishly keep giving out personal details, or that your wife’s name isn’t even an English (and obviously not American) name….
Perfect way to shoot yourself in the foot. Pure comedy.
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5:15 pm
This is obviously a picture from a bad science fiction movie. Stop throwing around little insults and ACCEPT THE DAMN EVIDENCE, ALREADY! Chinese did not spawn from a 20 year old woman in a modern movie doing it with an alien, or there would be a LOT less of them, all A LOT younger.
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9:04 pm
So you claim that this picture could be 2000 years old right?
Lets evaluate this using logic (I know. Bringing logic into a debate on the internet, Im mental.)
1. Didn’t have cameras to enable a picture of this standard to be taken 2000 years ago.
2. Even if they did – didn’t have colour yet.
3. Didn’t have beds with lovely sheets and duvets.
4. She blatantly looks modern. Modern hair, modern silver bracelet.
5. The alien is blatantly CGI.
6. Her chest area is where the aliens genitalia area would be. I do not believe giving someone a titwank would cause you to become pregnant.
Just a few..minor errors with your “factual picture” there dude. But nice try.
Also, I don’t think christians believe in Aliens either…so. Again. might wanna look up some facts about this religeon your so into
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12:29 am
Hi! Your friendly neighborhood “Chinasian” here. Let me dive into your world and ask a few questions.
1. Aliens have BIG eyes, the woman clearly has “regular” eyes. Why are our eyes SO relatively small?
2. That’s a hairless alien. How are “Chinasian’s” hair black? Genetic mutations like those vile gingers I suppose?
3. Lastly, why would the girl even get pregnant? That’s similar to believing that mermaids are a possible with a lusty man and a willing swordfish.
Ok, out this craziness and back into my world of commonsense and logic.
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7:24 am
isnt that like… a doll?
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9:24 am
Humans cant breed by interaction with other species, maybe you should read the bible a little more. God didnt made humans that way! The more i read of you, the more i think you just doing this as a joke. The alien in the picture is as fake as Pamela Andersons tits are!
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9:28 pm
1. WOW! you have writen a word that is impossible to pronounce!
2. If you thunk that this is real than you’ve either reach a level of stupidity thought to be unreachable! Or you have an untreatable mental condition
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9:13 pm
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Dear God, you are quite the dim-witted wanker aren’t you? This rubbish about aliens is a bunch of bulloks, but it gives me a good chuckle about how stiff and upper your crust is. lay down, take a pill Jeeves!!! I mean, Aliens? REALLY? were you smashed or something? There is so much wrong with this whole bloody ordeal that i don’t even need to point it all out. You really need to get the piss off the damned internet, twat. And by the way, without women, man would cease to exist.
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4:47 pm
Kudos to you, sir. This is by far the best parody site on the net right now.
One suggestion, though, the Snuggie article’s pictures are pretty obviously Photoshopped. You’d convince more people that you are for real if you’d either get better at Photoshop, or write stories about things that are far more believable than the possibility that Snuggies are evil.
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4:04 pm
PENIS!!!!
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3:32 pm
Oh my goodness, where were you educated you witless twit? Clearly your racism has brainwashed you far out of the realms of reality. I think my jaw dropped to the floor when I saw this article due to the stupidity of your words. Please go reeducate yourself before it is beyond repair you daft dolt.
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7:19 pm
It’s obvious that the people who write these articles are not Christians. They are trolls. Trolls who write articles under the false pretense of Christianity, for the sole purpose of bringing shame and ridicule upon real Christians. Please pay them no heed and do not take any articles on this website seriously. If you came here looking for a Christian website, look elsewhere. Thank you.
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3:24 am
I wouldn’t make fun of the Chinese… this may get back to you when they rule the world in about 15-20 years.
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8:10 pm
I knew it, I knew it, I knew it.
Is it also true that Palestinians are a Camel / Alien Hybrid?
http://weeklyworldnews.com/mutants/468/middle-east-aliens/
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