President Hussein “the Bane“ Continues to Reign his Campaign of Disdain by Shoving Evolutionism into Our Children`s Brains
We all know that ni – socialists like Hussein Obama cannot be trusted, for they are a vile, veil evil race that love to push their homogay atheist agenda on us all.
And now, he is furthering this web of deceit by furthering his agenda of forcing schools to teach evolutionism and other Satanic sciences to our children. Are you as disgusted as I am? Good. Because it`s about to get worst.
We all also know that Sesame Street is a disgusting children`s show that promotes homogayality (Bert and Ernie), drug use (Cookie Monster and SNuffelufugus), uncleanliness (Grouch), Blind Mexicans (Maria), Vampirism (the Count), pedofilia (Elmo), Satanic demon music (Monster), and beastiality (Rubber Ducky).
But now it seems that Hussein Obama has joined forces with Sesame Street and they are going to unite together in unholy matrimony to spread the lies of Satan.
My White Christian friends, this cannot be allowed! Please right to your local congressmen today and insist that Hussein is impeached and Sesame Street removed from the air before they are allowed to rape our childrens minds with their veil lies.
You may find Sesame Street and Hussein`s allegiance harmless now, but will you find it harmless when you return home from work one afternoon to find your ten year old son pillaging the sinhole of your next-door neighbor`s son while eating merryjewanna cookies and snorting snuff while biting other school children on the neck to suck their blood while chanting “one batty, batty, batty, ah, ah, ah!“ and going up to his Uncle Mort and asking him to “tickle“ him while singing the “Manamana Song,“ after not having bathed in over a month because his Blind Mexican teacher told him bathing is over rated, and doing obscene acts to a Rubber Ducky? Not so harmless anymore, is it?
Still don\’t believe me? Just look at the disgusting picture below (assuming, of course, that you are an authorized adult male – if not, leave the room immediately) of the pedofiliac “Elmo“ attempting to perform aural sex on a microphone. Disgusting!
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/24/science/24educ.html
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Author: shameful_truth
I look forward to laughing with the Angels, Cherubs, Jesus, and Jerry Fallwell as we look down at the Heathens, roasting in Hell, while we sit back sipping martinis, listening to St. Michael play on his harp while we debate our favorite episodes of 7th Heaven.
4:32 pm
Shat and Crapwire have done it again. Bravo for a good laugh and boo for the bad headache. I’m not even going to bother pointing out everything wrong here, because I would just HATE to rob everyone else of their fun. I will say this, however, that HAS to be the worst run-on sentence in the history of writing.
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4:34 pm
You are a lumpish half-faced clotpole.
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6:13 am
Dude, its feeble minded people like you that the world needs to get rid of. I think the best option here is just for you to kill yourself, for the world would be slighty better after you do so.
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6:24 am
I’m just going to go ahead and say it… shameful_truth, it is twisted, sick and feeble minded people like you who poison the world with your absolutly retarded ideas. I think the best option here is for you to shut up. The world would be atleast a little bit better if we didn’t have to listen to your non sense. I really hope innocent minds haven’t been mislead by you yet, it would be very sad.
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5:25 pm
You seem to be yet another one of them weerdos on here who have one of them repertative speach imperdiment things.
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8:10 pm
You’re one to talk.
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4:52 pm
I feel shamefultruth is being racist and agree with others that this site user is not being convicted by morality, but some liberal just mocking us.
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5:17 pm
So, Adam, have you and Dan found the separator flap yet? And has Abe killed Bearsharktopus yet? And how’s Amber’s debate with herself about not being a racist but hating Chinese people? And is Stephenson still in the closet despite filling every article with more and more homosexual innuendo? Please, do tell!
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6:29 pm
Oh yes, and let’s not forget J-Box’s slew of “best-selling” books, none of which are available on Amazon, Borders, Barnes and Noble or ON THE INTERNET AT ALL.
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5:21 pm
It pains me to see that liberals like AGD who try to make it seem as if we are mocking ourselves have filled your heart with doubt, Adam, but I understand from where such doubt is sown.
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10:48 pm
Learn to spell, then, once you do, go blow your worthless brains out. Sack of shit.
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5:26 pm
Oooh! I figured out why Shat was never convicted, as you and Amber keep saying (I still say you both are groping for the wrong word, but this time I’ll let it go). It’s because no one read him his miranda rights! That gets them every time. I can just see Shat saying to St. Peter, “I was waitin’ on Miranda, but Miranda never came.”
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5:30 pm
You really are a mewling ill-nurtured bladder, AGD.
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5:29 pm
I don’t think Liberal people will be stupid doing this type of website actually most of Liberals doesnt care about religion and won’t spew hates other religion or people
But I suspect they are a Bunch of redneck extremist who doenst even know what happen in their Yard
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5:41 pm
You are a whoreson little popinjay, aren’t you?
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5:30 pm
No, there are always those who like to mock. I think shamefultruth is a God mocker and scoffer, that’s why I don’t really like the moral alert system. It lets every day sinners write hateful or mocking things and not really from the unction of the holy spirit.
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4:02 am
Adam, I, too, have questions.
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5:41 pm
Still waiting on the progress report for the Sharkeratoracist Closetflap, Mr. Nelson.
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2:54 pm
*Sounds of Crickets Chirping*
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6:52 pm
Tell me shameful_truth how exactly is the country heading towards a socialistic regime.
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7:09 pm
Let’s see hear…
A) We have an admittedly socialist president
2) Said socialist president is trying to force socialist healthcare down our throats
III) It’s only a matter of time before said president tries to implement socialism into our schools and libraries.
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5:32 pm
hmm socialist president ? do you know you are already a socialist country and you didnt even Know it ? you can’t live without socialism sorry to tell you but if you are Individualism you are already Losing
the social security Number ( your citizenship if you prefer ) the police service and fire service
and as for Socialist health care well it,s called national one and It’s would do ONLY good to unassured people you are the ONLY country who doesnt provde health care to everyone in your country
and the HIGHEST rates of DEATH is not assuring
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5:43 pm
This coming from one of the idoits who believe that North and South America are an island. Hmmmm…yeah, I’m really going to be taking YOUR advice…
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4:49 pm
This coming from a guy who believes that Hawaii and Alaska are neighbors and China was the cause of Pearl Harbor and WWII. Yeah, considering you can’t actually tell us where Hawaii and Alaska are really located and still believe they are not part of American soil and have no idea of the biggest war in our history, I doubt you have any concept of what socialism means. Nice try though
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4:05 pm
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4:07 pm
Blast!
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4:13 pm
yeah?
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4:20 pm
Please, that map doesn’t even have the state borders on it. It’s obviously a forgery.
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4:24 pm
so because it’s on a scale where maping out the borders of the states would be useless…it has to be fake? let me explain why alask is placed where it is on your map….it’s so you don’t have to have canada on the map aswell to show it.
satisfied?
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4:40 pm
Looks like another one of yer atheist liberal forgeries to me.
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4:42 pm
Why would America want to own part of Canada, anyway? They can’t even correctly pernounce “sorry.”
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9:41 am
allright then prove yourself… find a satelite photo where alaska is placed where you claim it is.
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4:03 pm
Sattelites are a liberal atheiscientist conspiracy, just like the moon-landing, to try and continue to discredit the Bible.
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7:12 pm
but forcing children to learn about christianity isn’t bad? shamefull again you are being a hypocrite
i for one belive both should be taught(as well as other religions for that matter) and should all be presented as a truth rather than the truth
i also don’t belive them to be that conflicting to begin with unless you start bringing them to an extreme anyway and i have seen it work so why not?
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7:27 pm
Christianity is the only ticket to pass through St. Peter’s gates, so how could teaching it in schools be a bad thing? I should think parents would want there children to have a happy afterlife, rather than one consumed in flame.
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8:42 am
just like you belive that not beliveing in christ will give a trip to hell
i belive the only life we have is that on earth…and that useing that being a christian is a waste
so no i’d devesteadet if my kid turned to be chrsitian or any religion for that matter. but i wouldn’t obstuct him/her.
beside that, that wasn’t my point. my point is either we teach them everything or you fucking shut up and we teach them nothing
my point is you wanna force your belif on others but when others do the same you cry like a baby. it’s hypoctical and makes you a person not worth listening to
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2:03 pm
Well, I have Jesus Christ backing up my beliefs, and an eternity either in Heaven or Hell at stake. You have…a hole vat of Nothing and coincidence backing up your beliefs, and an eternity of…Nothing at stake. I sure do wonder who has more to lose at being wrong…I’d rather believe in Something than Nothing.
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5:29 am
You mean that guy who went zombie? sorry but that does’nt cut it.
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5:55 am
but thats the point i don’t belive there’s anything after
sure you could argue that i should take precautions if i turn out to be wrong but then again i’m not the one who spews hate or demand nuclear strikes left and right am i?
my point is if i’m right i only have my few years here on earth and i don’t wanna waste them going to church
if it turns out i’m wrong i don’t see exactly what sins i should have done makeing me go to hell since jesus did die for my sins anyway and i’m not doing that much moraly wrong
and again if you have the right to force christianity in school why can’t evoultion get a shot there too?
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3:22 pm
“I sure do wonder who has more to lose at being wrong”
That would be you shameful_truth. What does somebody who doesn’t believe in the after life have to lose? If they get to Heaven or their version of it then all the power to them for getting that chance. While if you didn’t get to Heaven how would you react? I’m sure you wouldn’t know what to do because you will finally come to the conclusion that there isn’t a God in your life and not know what to do with yourself. Enjoy it though.
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4:07 pm
Wrong. Those who do not believe in God cannot gain admittance to Heaven. There will be no “nice little surprises” for you, unless you count the prongs of the imps’ pitchforks penetrating your sole for all eternity.
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7:39 pm
“Let’s see hear…
A) We have an admittedly socialist president
2) Said socialist president is trying to force socialist healthcare down our throats
III) It’s only a matter of time before said president tries to implement socialism into our schools and libraries.”
Oh know, watch out for health care that will only help the country. Well if politicians didn’t do it, it could of been good. You do realize that we have always had socialist programs in our society. But when Glenn Beck says socialism the masses come flocking because they don’t know what they’re talking about.
How is he going to implement socialism into school? by teaching evolution which you or anybody will never be able to stop. Ut-oh watch out for science that actually makes sense and fits how he we came here today, instead of a book that was written by people supposedly who had God in their head. You tell me which makes less sense. Actually scratch that, it’s too rational of a thought for you.
‘Christianity is the only ticket to pass through St. Peter’s gates, so how could teaching it in schools be a bad thing? I should think parents would want there children to have a happy afterlife, rather than one consumed in flame.”
- Have you seen said gates? Have you seen said flames? No I think not. What proof is there of it’s existence? Absolutely none. You have absolutely NO right trying to tell someone they should be Christian instead of Atheistic. If Christianity was taught in my school you could sure bet they would be in court and fired for their actions. Reason there is seperation of church and state and that’s always going to stay. Whether your supposed wanna be president Palin takes office in 2012 or not.
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7:52 pm
“If Christianity was taught in my school you could sure bet they would be in court and fired for their actions.”
Sure sounds like discrimination and persecution of one’s beliefs to me. And you call us Christians bigotted….
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8:37 am
and yet it was exactly the same you said just about evolution
stop playing “when i say it it’s ok but when you say it’s wrong”
the point is you still have a choice
you christians keep screaming about teaching your belifs in school but when the talk is about teaching other belifs in school you cry it’s unfair
either all belifs should be taught( i personally would prefer this) or none at all should
it should be up to the induvidel to choce his or her’s belif
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2:05 pm
Again, I have Jesus and God behind me, and you have…Nothing. Hmmm…
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5:32 am
You mean the spirit who is practically useless since he dosnt do anything AND the zombie? that’s just a great repertoar of uselessnes
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5:59 am
thats asumeing you are right
asuming i’m right i have the truth behind me whille you got nothing
it’s all a matter of perspective
also you are basicly saying “god’s a hypocrite” or at least “god says it’s ok that i’m a hypocrite”….wouldn’t that be some kind of blasphemy?
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8:29 pm
“Sure sounds like discrimination and persecution of one’s beliefs to me. And you call us Christians bigotted….”
Um, no. You do realize that there are schools where they will teach you that. However, I went to a public school and that’s the reason why I said that. If I went to a Catholic or Christian school I would have to accept the fact that I’m going to be taught about God and the bible. But a public school is not the place for it. That’s not bigoted at all. It’s the law.
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12:00 am
Laws change. Sarah Palin 2012!
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8:09 am
i hold my hopes high for another 4 years of “The Bane” Obama.
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9:03 am
Tell me shameful_truth, what has Sarah Palin done to be able to win the presidency in 2012? Well I mean besides resigning from governor of Alaska which shows she can’t handle the pressure.
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2:09 pm
She is a champion of conservative idealism and family values.
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5:40 pm
family value its not her daughter who got pregnant OUTSIDE of marriage ?
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5:45 pm
COnsidering you can’t tell the difference between an island and two continents, I doubt you have any concept of what family values means.
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12:44 am
Hmm By the way it’s not 2 continent but ONLY one you see theyr are CONNECTED to each other ?
In school they teach you it’s called AMERICA
same goes with europe and asia called EURASIA ( well I could put africa In it as well since it’s connected to Middle east but some people said it’s still a continent on it’s own )
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10:33 am
Okaaaay.. This is weird. I don´t think that Obama is actually trying to manipulate us, but every thing else about Sesam street is true! America, wake up! I know what happend to our country! Look at Germany, do you really want your country to become like that? We have fascism, fighting against communists and a god damn weak ruler. This Country is totally coming to an end.. Not only because of Sesam street, but also because we have let minorities into our land! (And a lot of other problems!)
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2:07 pm
You are getting more intelligent by the day. It’s refreshing to see someone change for the better. Hopefully soon you will even come to see the deception of Obama.
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7:41 pm
Religion and belief are not based on facts. Belief is about KNOWING what is true without being bound by the rigours of fact, evidence or logic. A rationalising atheist and faithful christian have difficulties arguing because the basis of their respective opinions come from mutually opposing schools.
Everyone should read Shameful Truth’s “truths” in the spirit with which he wrote this piece. That it is his solemn, firm belief, backed up by his observations viewed through the lens of his solemn, firm belief. Evidence and logic do not belong here.
My only real critique here is spelling – would it kill you to spell-check and re-read your wild speculation and conspiracy theory?
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10:04 pm
Obviously you should have watched more Sesame Street because Elmo would’ve taught you that “write” is not spelled “right” when talking about “writing” to your Congressmen. If you’re going to rant about uneducated children, then get an education yourself so you don’t sound like a stupid fuck next time you write an article. I hope that Big Bird comes to you in the night and penetrates your steamy hole with his giant yellow bird cock.
Thanks,
Stewart
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5:29 pm
You are a mammering fat-kidneyed ratsbane.
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11:05 pm
Thanks,
Stewart
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1:41 pm
I hope to God this website is a huge satire. Because most of these articles are some of the worst articles I have ever read in my entire life. I’m Christian but I’m not dumb about it. There is alot of metaphor in the Bible, and I firmly believe in evolution, because its real and its what happened. Why couldn’t God create the through evolution? Seriously this website is making me laugh so much, but then I get scared to think that the people writing these articles actually believe this crazy shit.
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1:52 pm
You clearly ain’t no true Christian.
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2:18 pm
well he sure as hell is doing a far better job than you at folowing the word of god.
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2:33 pm
Says the heathen Atheist.
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2:38 pm
who don’t really try to folow the word of god( and btw is also doing a better job at it than you)
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2:43 pm
My point is, how can you, a heathen Atheist who has never even tried to read the Bible, have any concept of what the Word of God is and how to follow it?
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3:14 pm
i know the main point of christianity is love and accseptance for your felow man….you inslut and disrespects everyone hate left and right.
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3:24 pm
Actually Shat, i have read the bible, SEVERAL times.. and WHERE does it say that black men, japanese, chinese and practically every other minority (whom arent really minorities) are evil?
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4:04 pm
They aren’t evil. They just don’t have soles.
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6:41 am
Which must hurt their feet.
It’s spelt souls, and no one has souls because SOULS don’t exist.
BAD FACEY, DON’T POO YOUR RELIGIOUS SHIT INSIDE THE HOUSE, TAKE IT OUTSIDE WHERE OTHER BRAIN-DEAD DOGS LIKE YOU CAN SNIFF IT.
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3:29 pm
“You clearly ain’t no true Christian.”
What about you Shameful_truth, are you a true Christian? Doesn’t the church regard the internet as evil and therefore a sin? So if you’re a true Christian, why are you on this site?
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4:00 pm
No, the Church does not believe that the internet is evil. The internet is USED to do evil things. Those are two VERY different matters. To say that the internet is evil because people use it to do evil would be like saying that plains are evil because Muslims use them to crash into buildings or that teeth are evil because cannibals use them to eat people. That’s just ignorant talk.
We hear at Christwire are attempting to combat the evil that is being done on the internet by using the internet for Good instead of Evil.
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11:45 pm
Grow up, stop living out of your bitch fat fuck mothers basement, and get a real life. Also, learn to spell. I’m 18, and I have more sense than you. You spell like a gradeschooler with fucking down syndrome. Plane, not plain, and here, not hear. Ignorant mother fucker.
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10:29 pm
oral, not aural, dipshit.
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1:39 am
LOL Do you really think alaska and hawaii are neighbours? They have two completely different climates, and are on near opposite sides of the hemisphere. You fucking retard LMAO. You’re such a fucking idiot its pathetic.
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2:16 am
I have already shown my evidence on this matter. If you are two narrow minded to see the Truth when it is put before you, that is no problem of mine.
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6:25 am
FAAACEEEYYY!
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7:03 am
just like we have proved that your wife is a 600 pound lump of fat?
we have also explained why your prof wasn’t proveing shit.
want the explanation again? alask is relocated on maps so that you can actually see it on a map of the states. if they didn’t they’d have to add canada to the map aswell and they don’t always want that so they relocate alaska. but if it’s real then provide real prof. show us a satelite photo of alaska being where you claim it to be.
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8:06 pm
Dude, get in a plane, and fly over the US, you’ll see alaska attached to Canada. We bought Alaska from them because it had oil (big suprise). It is NOWHERE near Hawaii. Idiot.
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10:02 am
If Alaska has oil why would we even bother freeing the people of Iraq.
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2:58 pm
you are right the US isn’t doing shit in Irak to save them it was purely a conquest for oil. and the reason they did that despite haveing bought alaska for oil. oil isn’t a resource you can simply keep useing. i’m not sure if alaska ran low or depleted completly.
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11:14 am
“Dude, get in a plane, and fly over the US, you’ll see alaska attached to Canada. We bought Alaska from them because it had oil (big suprise). It is NOWHERE near Hawaii. Idiot.”
Nice try, but I aint gonna fall for your terrorist traps. I always knew them plain things were works of the devil and 9-11 proved my theory.
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3:00 pm
yes4 planes(not plain. thats a completly difrent word you idiot) crashed 9/11….now weigh that up against the number of planes that flies every day and maybe you’d realise the chances of a plane you useing would be used for a terorist attack is rediculusly low(unfourtunaly). come up with a better defence mate.
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12:07 am
actually US bought it from Russia not Canada
for the Oil it’s true
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8:51 pm
I think it’s sad that a lot of people don’t realize that this is a JOKE SITE, PEOPLE!!!!! COME ON!!! Can’t you get the humor? Can’t you get the sarcasm? WAKE UP! XD
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8:53 pm
Oh, and by the way
*smile!!!*
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5:41 pm
I pray that this entire website is satire…..
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9:23 am
You STILL can’t write!
I’m a fucking 10th Grader and I have better grammar and spelling skills than you do.
That’s kind of sad.
But then again
You’re probably just writing these things because you’re secretly a FLAGRANT Flamer, but you don’t want anyone to know and hate yourself for it, so you lash out at your fellows.
This is called a psychological evaluation
since you’re so obviously mentally disturbed this first session is free.
The next one will be 150 dollars
which could be covered if you were under Obama’s health plan, but since I’m sure you hate it, you aren’t covered.
Boo hoo for you.
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12:26 am
Okay “Shameful_Truth” before you try to prove a point first you are going to need” good grammar, to know how to spell, and common sense because obviously you lack all of the above.
And did anyone else notice the “We all know that ni – socialists like Hussein Obama cannot be trusted, for they are a vile, veil evil race that love to push their homogay atheist agenda on us all.” at the beginning?
Oh yes, that was clever. God you’re an ignorant man.
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