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    Roger Ebert Dares Blaspheme ChristWire with Onion Accusations on Twitter

    November 4, 2009 6:26 am 8 comments
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    DSC 2648 2 2 bigger Roger Ebert Dares Blaspheme ChristWire with Onion Accusations on TwitterRoger Ebert is a man who watches movies and then tells everyone to see or not to see them. Like a Roman Emperor, he has the power of the thumb.

    Thumb up, good. Thumb down, bad. That’s a very good system and I wish our Pope still had such powers so we could cast all Hollywood sinners to lion pits!

    Dan Nordgen knows movie reviews and it’s obvious that 93% of movies out there are deranged and sinister, encouraging kids to do drugs and and join death cults. Roger Ebert praises these films!.

    So what a shock today to see Mr. Roger Ebert dared to attack ChristWire on his Twitter, calling our fine media company an Onion!

    Hear this, Hollywood and you pocket film producers. The only tear-inducing agent you’ll have is the sulfur from hell as Satan stokes your sin-marinated souls! There is nothing moral about Hollywood movies and how they fail to teach valuable life lessons and morality.

    They fail to inspire freedom and liberty like films made by perhaps Kirk Cameron or the feeling after an inspirational speech by noble President George W. Bush.

    So boo to you, Ebert. Hark, for you are angrily judged thumbs down!

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    8 Comments

    • shameful_truth

      Ebert needs to stop banging his “life partner” Gene Siskel and get himself a wife, already. Maybe then he’ll stop spewing such filthy lies about Christwire.

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      • Gene Siskel died about 10 years ago.

        Do try and keep up…

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        • shameful_truth

          “Gene Siskel died about 10 years ago.”

          That just makes it even more sick and deprived. Clearly the gays no know boundaries of depravity. Let us all pray that earthquake comes along soon so that sinful suburb of San Francisco, Homowood, will fall into the ocean and purge our wonderful nation of its embarrassing blemish. Amen.

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          • Existentialism

            Please for the love of fuck, shut up Shameful_Truth, I hate these idiotic christians as much as the next guy, but fomr some reason, I hate idiots who think they are intelligent, but are actually absolutely retarded.

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      • Gene Siskel died years ago. I believe Ebert is married

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    • Holy moly, this guy is supposed to be a writer? I read his twitter article and it’s so tiny and poorly done, I would have thought one of Darwin’s monkey’s was behind it. Buy yourself the full keyboard next time Mr Ebert, you might write an actual paragraph!

      In my day we had a word for a man who hangs around dark movie theaters waiting to talk to youngsters– a pervert and a pedophile.

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    • The people who made this site and all who support it on the basis of its positive merits and not those of humor due to the ignorance of its authors are a complete waste of space. Hold you breath. Stop breathing. Do us all a favor.

      Afterwards. If there is actually a Heaven. Good luck getting in you hate filled bastards who think they are following the bible.

      WWJD…well he wouldn’t spend his time hanging out with you or reading such filth…seriously, were you all educated in a dark basement by inbred Mormons who slept with farm animals…

      I now understand why you have a link on the top of your page for Hatemail…it is well deserved and you know it somewhere in the back of your mind…

      But unlike you…a REAL christian would not spread such words of discrimination, ignorance or hate…luckily…i cannot now nor will i ever call myself one of your kind…

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    • krissy x katastrophe!

      it is a troll site, and its sad tht a buncha GROWN christian men are doing this… isnt tht against ur religion??? hmmmm???

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