Sodomy Is Never The Answer
November 11, 2009 by Stephenson Billings
Filed under Faith Links, Featured, Moral Alerts, Science

One of the growing tragedies we have in the United States is the new popularity of sodomy during intercourse. Ever since the homosexual lifestyle became so visible and popular, straight couples have been tempted to experiment with this incredibly painful fornication situation. Now, to avoid pregnancy more and more teen girls are giving in to peer pressure and trying this extreme hardcore sexual perversionary act. Sadly, many people today are unaware that sodomy is Biblically immoral and that it’s extremely unclean and unhealthy.
Sodomy can trace its origins to the homosexual world. Gays have always been keenly fascinated in violating themselves in perverse, anti-Christian ways. Whether it’s destroying marriage or turning good-natured boys into transvestites, they have no self-control when it comes to depravity.

In this select subculture, men who take the active role during sodomy are awarded special status among their peers. In the gay dialect, there are over 100 words to describe this coveted “top” man. These types often garnish their persona by adopting an exaggerated masculinity– flannel shirts, hard hats, leather costumes, work boots, thick black chest hair, gym bodies, mustaches. On the flip side, the “receiver” adorns himself like an anxious peacock to attract a mate with colorful clothing, flippant hand gestures and a high voice. When these two types come together, it is a ritual dance too absurd to witness.
As the gays have become so trendy in today’s fast-paced popular culture, they have raised the public visibility of sodomy during intercourse. An increasing number of heterosexual couples have seen this and said to themselves, “Why not?” One of my favorite books in my personal library is “Sodomy: The Sickest Sin on Earth” by Dr. Dennis Corle (he’s also the author of “Backyard Football!” for kids). In the book, Dr. Corle makes a fantastic case for sodomy being quite sinful and dangerous. Both Leviticus and Romans distinctly note that God does not like sodomy at all. This should be obvious to any Christian. But what are the social implications?
For married couples, the interest in sodomy comes out of physical frustration or boredom. As years of marriage drag on, men and women seek new thrills to feel that same rush of their first copulation experience. What these couples really need is to find pleasure in parenting, to take joy in the athletic and academic successes of their children, to be humble but hardworking members of their community, whether it’s being more active in your church or volunteering to fight the homeless. Unfortunately, when adults overlook these responsibilities they go down a sinful path of danger seeking. When the allure of sodomy wears off, what comes next? Role-playing in outfits, whips and chains and exhibitionism? Is that the type of parent you want to be? Consider the possible sodomite end-game before you experiment with your wife’s body.
For unwed heterosexual couples, this sodomy trend provides special challenges. Females gain no erotic pleasure from this type of relationship, while men enjoy the sin and violation of it all. It debases a woman’s purity and good name and men get jollies from this. The sodomized woman becomes totally unmarriable. She is a used object, not the pretty nice girl a guy wants to take home to mother. Once a woman submits to this arrangement, there is no going back. The man will demand anal activity again and again. The only answer is for the woman to avoid talking about the subject at all costs and if confronted with the idea directly, to say with complete authority: Never!
Teens believe sodomy is a cool thing to do. It’s like cigarettes and MTV– something they want to try because their parents hate it. Anal intercourse provides our children an easy way to experiment with sex without the fear of pregnancy. But it really isn’t fun. In fact, hard sodomy can be quite upsetting for a girl. This type of experimentation can also lead young men to try new things, to pull the same trick on their fellow boys. As we have seen with other gateways, the unformed morality of a teen boy is susceptible to many, many influences. Sodomy can become that special gateway to a life of alluring homosexuality.
This is a critical issue for parents and one that is most definitely not being taught in our poorly managed public schools. Today’s educators may hand out free condoms and talk about homosexual lust, but no teacher is going to admit that sodomy is downright painful. It falls to the parents to address this issue with their kids. It will not be easy, but it is essential. I feel the sodomy talk is significant enough to be a separate conversation than the “birds and the bees” talk. Stress to your young boys and girls that this is a health and hygiene issue. Be very clear that anal sex is never fun. Tell your girls that sodomy is not a guilt-free way to avoid pregnancy. Tell your boys that sodomy can hurt their friends emotionally and that it can make them weak whether they play the “top” or the “bottom”.
Together, parents can fight sodomy with a concerted public information campaign. We have to reach out to our kids and tell them that there’s nothing “cool” or “trendy” about it. But it’s just as vital that we remind ourselves that this type of sexual temptation is not worth the risk. The purity of our souls is just too important to gamble away by hard and lustful anal fornication.

This post was submitted by Stephenson Billings.
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Whoa, I’m getting that Dayjoinnaise thing…weird…
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first of all, that image of a gay person is stereotypical. Most gay people will never look like that. second, like always, your claims are ridiculous. How is sodomy the worst possible sin? I’ll tel you something that I consider the worst possible sin, something someone in my family experienced. A father raping his daughter almost every night for five years and brainwashing her to think its her fault. That is the worst possible sin in my book. How is sodomy even that bad? I personally wouldn’t do it cause it doesn’t appeal to me, but I don’t care if other people do it. I also don’t care if gay people have sex or get married. Why? because it doesn’t affect me. I am a Christian. I believe in free will. God gave us all free will to do what we want. If some people choose to be gay that’s there choice. What right do we have from preventing them from being happy just because we don’t agree with it? When did we become judges? Who cares if they get married or have sex? how does that even affect you?
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Sounds to me like she was askin’ for it.
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What an awful thing to say. I’m going to hell…looks like the other way around.
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you are going to burn in hell.
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That image is a stereotype for a reason– it’s true and accurate! And it was meant to display the look of the hairy gay “top man”. Not the bottom types you’re referencing.
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this is an imaige of a sterotypical christian. i’m posting because it’s an acurate referance of of the people who post here
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this a sterotypical image of a chrstian. i’m posting it because it’s a acurate referance of the people who make these posts
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Oh please! How many gay people do you actually know? How many have you had a conversation with? You can’t actually tell a person is gay just by looking at them and while some occasionally go in for camp, many don’t.
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Wrong, stereotypes are never true. How many gay people do you know? You might actually know some and not they’re gay. That looks like something from a porno, and I can garuntee you unless you go to a gay pride match, you will probably never see a gay man look like that.
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steph….YOU ARE FUCKING RETARDED
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO gay man looks like that
they HATE body hair
grow up,and stop humping your bible
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As a young, open-minded American I would like to challenge you:
Number One…do your research, Sir. I am a recent college graduate who studied at a Lutheran College in Minneapolis. From my studies (including a ten page research paper on the topic of Pedophilia in Ancient Greek Times) I can assure you that your statement:
“Sodomy can trace its origins to the homosexual world. Gays have always been keenly fascinated in violating themselves in perverse, anti-Christian ways. Whether it’s destroying marriage or turning good-natured boys into transvestites, they have no self-control when it comes to depravity.”
Is terribly naive and lacks all credibility. Sodomy, which, by the way can consist of MORE than just anal, traces back all the way to Ancient Greece where it was NOT ONLY PRACTICED REGULARLY but a RIGHT OF PASSAGE to become a “man” in that society. Men were expected to take young boys (“beloved”) as lovers. The older man became a mentor and helped the boy transition into becoming a well respected citizen. All of these men had wives and children of their own, mind you. They were “heterosexual”. So before you state that “Sodomy can trace its origins to the homosexual world” get your facts right. It traces back further than “homosexuality” which, by the way, is a term coined by an overtly “heterosexual world”.
As far as “The sodomized woman becomes totally unmarriable. She is a used object, not the pretty nice girl a guy wants to take home to mother. Once a woman submits to this arrangement, there is no going back. The man will demand anal activity again and again. The only answer is for the woman to avoid talking about the subject at all costs and if confronted with the idea directly, to say with complete authority: Never!”
Do you read the bible? How dare you pick and choose which “Words of God” are to be honored and which are to be mocked. Women are not to wear Pearls on specific days. It is a SIN to mix certain fabrics! In the bible women don’t matter! It speaks all about the man. Deuteronomy 25:11-12
If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity.
“Women be subject to your husbands.”
Hell, Eve was the one who ate the fruit, which caused us to realize our guilt and nudity. Women are overtly, tempting, and sexual creatures, according to the bible. So, Mr. Billings, stop caring so much about the women. It’s not your job. If you want to be a good Christian you really should focus on living your life COMPLETELY by what the bible demands. Don’t pick and choose…commit!
Feel free to pray for me, Mr. Billings. And I will continue to pray that my nephews, and maybe someday my own children. Because I would love for them to grow up in a world where people as narrow minded as you are few and far between.
It has nothing to do with sex. The gay “culture” or “lifestyle” it’s not about sex, as much as you would like to disagree. It’s about love. Love for each other, deep emotional love. We may show it in a different way than you do…but it’s just as pure.
(and your stereotype of a “top” and bottom” is painfully and terribly false. Trust me…I live in the culture. You’ve got a lot to learn.
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@Mark
Actually the bible does not prohibit sex with your children. Lot did it while hiding in the mountains with his daughters for instance. Now obviously these werent 6 year olds but the definition of a marriable and thus sexualized age biblically is vastly different from a modern one. The bible does however say no butt sex clearly. Of course it also has no real prohibitions against slavery,marital rape,(or rape in general really given how many old school bible fellas passed off women to subdue mobs and such), or righteous killing(for those people who thing the big ten say” thall shalt not kill” you need to reread the root word it was translated from. Ratsach which actually means murder as in unprovoked killing.murder and killing are not at all the same thing. So stop carting the damn “thall shall not kill” signs in front of KFC and prisons. It doesnt mean that.
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lots daughters got him drunk to the point where he would pass out and then they pretty much raped him because they wanted kids and there were no other men around. he didnt even know about it because the bible said he had no remembrance of it
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That’s what they all say. In fact, don’t many fathers who rape their daughters say something along the same lines? She asked for it, she made me, I didn’t want it…
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To be honest, EVERY gay man has their reasons for being sexually inclined to appreciate their same sex gender. For MOST its not a choice, its either your attracted or your not. For me however I HAVE dated women (I still havent done anything with either sex….marriage first) but felt that life was nothing but a grey material life that felt like it shouldnt exist. Every boy in school dating a girl, making out with them and doing what they want to do because they are attracted…. but Imagine liking a girl, and not being able to see her as being arousing in any way, sure shes beautiful, shes fun to be around, but a lack of a security in finding someone to hold onto to get the same feeling that women get from holding a man, some men feel that longing to be held by bigger arms, and whispered to be a deep sultry tone and finding more attraction in the same gender. Failing to identify what “true love” should be, should have an unconditional factor, and having to marry someone based off of sex should not be a factor, it should be about the best friend/lover you could possibly have as your partner someone you would grow old with and love unconditionally for life. There is also a high percentage of gay men that DON’T participate in sodomy, but to admire and adorn a body they know best and practicing oral. Biased opinions is what makes this such a horrible read, telling people they are wrong for having their own beliefs is a dick move, and if I were anywhere in the vacinity of the writer of this blog, I would have suggested they send their own body off a bridge into an oncoming bus route underpass (Just an opinion and a probable suggestion that would make some happy ^_^). Not every gay man is stereotypically flambouyant, and dainty like the writer suggests and nor are all gay men into bondage and leather/chains. Straight people couldnt deny that SOME out there that are straight use the same sexual tools to further their pleasure. On a lightened note, gay men walk amongst you without you even knowing, hundreds if not thousands Ive seen act as straight as the writer and myself, so tell me are we all wrong for having feelings and a magnetic pull to become who we are out of instinct? Are dolphins, some breeds of whales, and other creatures that also relate to homosexual instincts a sin to the bible? I have a friend that believes highly in Christianity because he’s had after life experiences and stuff, but to dedicate yourself to a religion because some parts of it seem for the most part true, Id rather not join any religion because they tell you who you should be as a person. I maybe rambling on about points that dont NEED to make sence to those reading, but the writer of this blog is a waste of any kind of brainwashed biased opinionated garbage that demands his needs be met with an understanding of how the world as HE/SHE see’s it should be. To me everyone…..EVERY ONE person out there is different, is everyone going to be biased to those that are different because of orientation or ethenticity? Fuck that! If you have balls to feel secure with your own sexuality you should be morally fit to accept any changes that people make themselves to become who they are.
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I am very sorry to see that some people, defending their own points of view, make all of us Christians look very bad. You can think whatever you like, but you should always love and respect your brother. Jesus wants all of us to love each other, and not to discriminate or hate.
By being gay, you don’t hurt anyone and you keep on being a human being. Therefore, you deserve respect.
By being a real Christian, you respect and love. Only a wicked one will try to convince others by brainwashing them, and by using Christ as an excuse, they are sinning. May God forgive them and show them the way.
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So are you calling God a sinner? The Bible makes it clear that homosexuality is an abomination.
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the bible also makes it clear that it’s perfectly okay to sell your daugther as a slave. your argumentation have no basis seeing as your entire logic path requires people to agree with you.
understand that we are not against god himself. we are against your interpritation of him. it’s very difrent because it means all personal hate goes towards you not hate and as such no matter what you do you can’t hide behind your fucking faith.
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“hard and lustful anal fornication”
hahahahaha
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How any woman could find this sort of thing funny is beyond me. You are disgusting.
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I suspect “she” may be one of those transgender freaks…
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I think shes laughing at the irony. You post this about your hatred to gays, but then you describ it in a gay way. “Hard lustful fornication”. I found that pretty funny too.
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Are we disgusting? I beg your pardon? Just because we don’t think the way you do? I do hope at some point in your life you will understand the evil you are doning by trying to be good. Perhaps you should try to really listen. May God forgive you and show you the way.
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hard and lustful anal fornication.
This reads just like a piece of badly written slash. Maybe I should direct you to a decent slash archive since you are obviously in such deep denial. I won’t tell if you don’t.
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dont worry mife,i found that hilarious too
and fyi to the two ridiculously far back in the closet super god worshippers with the pictures
i am,and always have been,a girl
so please….take the giant stick out of your asses ^_^
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You being a hardcore christian probably beleive sex is just for recreational purposes, but in actuality, most people do not beleive it. Sex is for enjoyment AND, recreational purposes. I personally would not have anal sex with anyone because of infection purposes, but frankly I don’t care if anyone else does it.
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You are wrong, sun. Sex is strictly for the reproduction of the human race, God’s chosen ones. Recreation is going to the gym or playing a good game of football – unless your a gay, then there should be no sex involved in your recreational life.
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“You are Wrong Sun”
No I beleive I am right, and im pretty sure it is spelled “son”, the sun is the star in the sky created by overall expansion of gases, that happened billions of years ago.
“Sex is strictly for the reproduction of the human race”
So are you saying the animals in Africa, have no right to reproduce?
And I disagree, sex is fun, sex is for enjoyment and recreational purposes.
“God’s chosen ones”
By chosen ones, you must mean the Jewish race, because unlike in the bible it is explicitly stated that the Jews are god’s chosen race, and the isreaelites.
Recreation is going to the gym or playing a good game of football”
By this you probably mean “Fun” not recreation, and I disagree, I prefer playing video games, spending time with my gf, going to the mall, seeing a movie fun. And please before you call me a fat sack, let me say, I am 90 pounds, im not muscular, but i am certainly not going to die of a heart attack.
“unless your a gay, then there should be no sex involved in your recreational life”
Gays have every right to have sex, get married, I do agree that they should not join the army, due to Sacrificing ones self for fellow soldiers.
Now before you call me stupid, diluted, or ignorant, or what ever adjective you want to define me with, let me tell you something about me.
I get Straight A’s in school
I have early admittance into harvard
I lost my virginity when I was 15
Im an Agnosic Jew
Im a Republican (Shocker am I right?)
I am Pro Choice
I enjoy army games, long walks on the beach, and war games.
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LOL. You ain’t No Republican. No real Republican supports killing babies. No real Republican supports gay marriage. Ur tellin me that your going to join in with President Sarah Palin in 2013 when we fight lucifers army. everything we will be fightin for ur against, lol. you need to go pray for forgiveness.
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“LOL. You ain’t No Republican.”
Last time I checked, I don’t support Obama, I supported McCain last election, and I want republicans to win the majoriy election in 2010
“No real Republican supports killing babies.”
One can be a republican, and beleive that all woman have a right to abort a child they do not want. The law states they have 3 months to make up their mind, at 3 months its barely a human, its more like acouple cells, with a couple of organs.
“No real Republican supports gay marriage.”
I do, so Im guessing by your definition of republican, im not allowed to have an opinion?
“Ur tellin me that your going to join in with President Sarah Palin in 2013 when we fight lucifers army.”
First, i will cut my balls off if Palin ever becomes president, because I will be shocked beyond beleif. Lucifer’s army? You must mean Al-Qaeda, knowing palin, she will not take the job seriousl, she will just spend money, kind of like obama is doing now. She knows jack shit about what shes doing, and can’t she take anyone disagreeing with her. Presidency is not a publicity stunt, it is tough grueling work, and you won’t make many friends as president.
“everything we will be fightin for ur against, lol”. Their you go again, making assumptions. I beleive in destroying the Terrorist Regime in Afghanistan, Pakistan, Iran, and all other Muslim Extremist countries who wanna kill us.
“you need to go pray for forgiveness.”
Why should I pray? I am Agnostic, if i go into a box fine, if their is a heaven I will see you their, because I am sure god will judge me on my character not on my beleifs.
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I must agree with Scott – you do not sound like a true Republican. You sound like one of them Commie spies that have snuck into our party to infiltrate it from within, pretending to be all for family values, and whatnot, and then once you’ve gotten a little bit of pull in the party, all of a sudden it will be “wham! bam! Haha! Gotcha, suckers! I’m going to let the Gays have rights, as if they were human! I’m going to murder babies and laugh as eat there little fetuses with my chicken nuggets! I’m going to legalize merryjewanna! I’m going to ensure that no race is ever brought into slavery again!”
You sir, disgust me. You are even worse than the Commie liberals who come on here spewing their veil lies, for your deception is subversive, just like the aliens on that old t.v. miniseries.
I look forward to laughing in Heaven with the Cherubs, Angels, Jesus and Chris LeDoux as we look down at you while the Imps chew on your soul for all eternity. Meanwhile, we will be sitting on our cloud, drinking Ocean Spray Cangrape Juice, listening to St. Andrew as he plays “The Ballad of Davy Crockett” on a set of tuned wineglasses while we debate whether Hank Williams or Johnny Cash was the greatest Country singer of all time.
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He’s a Repubblican with a full functioning brain. That’s all.
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“I must agree with Scott – you do not sound like a true Republican.”
Oh because some crack pot douche bag, thinks he knows what I beleive, i am not a republican, guess its true, I should probably go cut my self now.
“You sound like one of them Commie spies that have snuck into our party to infiltrate it from within, pretending to be all for family values, and whatnot,”
Sorry to burst your bubble, I am not a supporter, nor a full understander of communism. Frankly, I don’t give 2 shits about family values, if want to cuss, drink, or what ever it is my right as an American Citizen to do so, within the confines of the law. If i want to have premarridal sex, thats my decision, not you, not the church, and certainly not a shitty ring, that supposedly keeps me from having sex.
“and then once you’ve gotten a little bit of pull in the party, all of a sudden it will be “wham! bam! Haha! Gotcha, suckers!”
The ony sucker I see here, is you sir.
“I’m going to let the Gays have rights, as if they were human!”
Do gays have a heart? Do gays have a brain? Do they have lungs? Do they stand on 2 feet? Do they talk? Yup pretty sure thy do, and if thats not human I don’t know what is. Also, i beleive gays have every right as straight couples. If they want to be with other men/women, then it is fine by me.
“I’m going to murder babies and laugh as eat there little fetuses with my chicken nuggets!”
Sorry, I don’t eat fast food. And if you knew jack about abortion you would know that it is not murdering a bab, when its only in the 1st-2nd trimester, I beleive woman have rights. And by you assuming I will eat a baby, you sir are really fucked up in the head.
“I’m going to legalize merryjewanna!”
I beleive it is spelled Marijuana, and frankly, I don’ give 2 shits about people who smoke, pot, Marijuana, as long as they keep it away from my lungs more power to them.
“I’m going to ensure that no race is ever brought into slavery again!”
So…you beleive slavery is a good thing? Last time I checked no its not. Blacks, Mexicans, Israelites have the same rights as us, and we give thanks to the intelligent like Lincoln, and Martin Luther King Jr. For that. Go preach your race hating bullshitto someone else, because I am not listening.
“You sir, disgust me. You are even worse than the Commie liberals who come on here spewing their veil lies”
Im sorry, but where is this fact that Liberals lie? I am a republican, but I don’t agree to anything Unless i got atleast one surefire fact behind it.
“for your deception is subversive, just like the aliens on that old t.v. miniseries.”
Uhm…i aint touching this one.
“I look forward to laughing in Heaven with the Cherubs, Angels, Jesus and Chris LeDoux as we look down at you”
Nope, im pretty sure it will only be you, because Im pretty sure god will let in a free speech loving republican, beleiving a choice, over a hate spewing racist
“while the Imps chew on your soul for all eternity.”
Well, if they have to chew on me, let them, although i doubt this will happen.
“Meanwhile, we will be sitting on our cloud, drinking Ocean Spray Cangrape Juice, listening to St. Andrew as he plays “The Ballad of Davy Crockett” on a set of tuned wineglasses while we debate whether Hank Williams or Johnny Cash was the greatest Country singer of all time”
Who the fuck drinks ocean spray? and who the fuck listens to country music?
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As a member of the moderate left I just wanted to thank you, the extreme right, for pushing away your moderate right.
Your sure going to make our job a lot easier come 2013.
Keep it up!
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i drink ocean spray lol
its rather good XD
and i LOVE how this one super god dude cant spell
i think you mean VILE…not VEIL
Vile is evil,a VEIL is what women wear on their heads during their wedding,dipshit
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I love how this article has “All-Gay Carribean Cruise” ads around it. Betcha there’s a lotta sodomy to answer for on those boats!
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Yes, I too am very frightened by this thought.
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“Yes, I too am very frightened by this thought.”
No you are frightened because you are turned on by the thought of a gay Cruise and have to resort to writing anti-gay blog posts to make yourself feel better isn’t about time you came out.
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Oh, good, Stephenson, you’re okay. We were all getting worried that you had taken us seriously when we told you to go drown yourself in a pool of your self-denial.
Even though we say that, we don’t really mean it, because without you around, who would there be to make us all feel better about ourselves? Seriously, whenever I start feeling down, I just come on here for a bit, read one of your articles, and then I’m like, “Gee, my life isn’t so bad, after all. I could be a retarded, closeted idiot like Stephenson,” and then I don’t feel so bad anymore.
I mean, sure if you did suddenly drop off the face of the earth, we’d still have Ape-Shit-for-Brains Abe, Antichrist Amber, Pastor Jack in the Closet, Full-of-Shit Truth, Dan “the Virgin” Nordgren, and Adam “Separator Flap” Nelson (not to be confused with liberal Adam Nelson), but without you spewing your nonsense this site just wouldn’t be the same.
So from all of us who still have brains in our craniums, I offer you a hearty, “Welcome home, jackass!”
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What the heck are you going on about? Did the democrats cut off your meds? I have been trying to organizing another one of my youth getaways for 18-21 year olds with confused sexuality issues. But I also wanted to include some fun sports, like touch football and the like but sadly I had no takers except some creepy neighbor of mine who wanted to come along as a coach. Anyway, it was a frustrating week.
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You know why you had no takers? Because nobody wants to get raped up the ass!
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Claire…you are SOOOO hot…You’re smart, funny, and I just can’t resist a woman who shows her pussy on her avatar…What would you say to a threesome between you, me and Amber? I think I’ve just about got Amber convinced. Call me.
XOXOX,
Ambiguous
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AGD, PLEASE stop pretending to be straight. There’s nothing I hate more than a homogay wasting good women. Except maybe a black wasting good White women…
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Claire, you never fail to surprise and disgust me. Why are you such a kooky liberal?
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I disgust you for pointing out YOUR pedophiliac tendencies?
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Hi Claire, I’m Ambiguous! I don’t want people to think I’m gay, so I’m going to hit on you and Amber!
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Gee, really? You mean to tell me that for some odd reason young adults didn’t want to go “camping” and play “touch football” with a creepy middle-aged man? Can’t imagine why…it’s not like you give off the icky Michael Jacko vibe or anything…never…I would TOTALLY trust my teenagers in your care in the middle of the woods for a weekend…
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The depravity of your mind is boggling and offensive.
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Yet at the same time, is incredibly hilarious and true.
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Don’t mind AGD, Stephenson, he’s just one of them San Fagcisco Homowood people. He’s just upset because he probably tried to pick up some boys at one of them moshpits they have out there and they all rejected him.
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Please stop confusing me with Billings, Shat.
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bro, what is wrong with yo face? too many bong hits looks like your kinda outta it, looking at yer pizza.
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Dude, butt secs rocks! Esp. when the girls fights it a little or when you big.
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is this a joke?
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There ain’t nothing funny about having your sinhole ploughed by someone’s fiddle faddle.
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I love the ad at the top btw – all gay cruise lol – what irony
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You a are just a ignorant homophobe.
If you don’t know same-sex sexual behaviors are very common between many animals, not only we human: Bonobo Ape, Dolphins, Lions, American Bison, Bats, Elephants, Giraffes, Penguins, Swans, Lizards, Toads, Dragonflies, …
It’s simply the Nature.
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How DARE you compare humans to animals??? Your probably one of them beastioverts aren’t you? I bet you like sticking your wipple wapple into a dolphin’s blowhole, don’t ya, you sick yabby.
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Wipple wapple?
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What the hell is a “wipple wapple”?? btw, I’m a female and you are a moron.
Obviously, you never read a book of biology: the humans ARE animals.
Kingdom: Animalia
Phylum: Chordata
Class: Mammalia
Order: Primates
Family: Hominidae
Subfamily: Homininae
Tribe: Hominini
Genus: Homo
Species: Homo sapiens
Subspecies: Homo sapiens sapiens
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Ah, you’re a feminesbian. Well that explains it. Should’ve known. Honey, don’t you have some laundry to fold or a baby to burp? Or is it “that time of the month” again? Honestly, I’m half convinced the whole “menstrual cycle” is just an excuse for women not to do anything and whine alot for one week a month. Its quite pathetic, to be honest.
“Obviously, you never read a book of biology: the humans ARE animals.”
That is nothing but veil, vile, evil atheist-science lies. God created White MAN in his image, that is a fact as proven in the Bible. This whole “man is a animal descended from monkeys” is a horrible lie created by Satan and his pocket pet atheist scientists to try and discredit God’s Word. I suggest you go pray for forgiveness.
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i once wrote a book that explained how all christians are completly insane and are going to cause the end of the world soon. that means it’s true right? because it’s in a book. just like all your biblical nonsense.
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ahhhhhh…and we’re back to THIS…
HUMANS ARE ANIMALS
you fucking retard
if the whole “god” thing was true,we would all be related because according to the bible,adam and eve had only 2 sons,then one was killed
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere did all the other ppl come from…hmmmm,hmmmm????????
so fuck off with your whole “blanket to fold/time of the month” shit
you’re wrong
the other girl and i are right
DEAL with it
evolution ftw
everyone else can just fuck off
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One had been under the impression that God wants everyone to love everyone else. To do this, one should not judge and hate other people, especially for things that (A) Cause no harm to anyone, and (B) May or may not even be a conscious choice. I know not, and honestly, care not what the bible says about homosexuals. They are people just like everyone else, and I see little reason, if any, to hold their sexual practices against them. It affects me not, nor does it affect anyone else aside from those directly involved. So just leave them alone.
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dudette….
love your thread name,fucking awesome
can i interest you in a girls night out?
XD
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Actually it might be the answer but it would depend on the question.
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How many roads must a man walk down?
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Being a homosexual myself, I have to say I strongly disagree with everything said here. Sodomy is a joyous and wonderful experience which everyone deserves the right to enjoy. Whether your a male/female and your partner is a male/female, it shouldn’t matter; everyone deserves to try it just once. And for authors who post crap like this tainting the beauty of sodomy is horrible. Its propaganda and only the intellectuals of society would understand this.
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You sir, sound like a fag
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Well that was a clever conclusion.
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To be honest mr Penis-goes-in-my-mouth u dont understand wat sodomy can do to people. i once new a girl whose life was ruined cause she allowed her partner (and this was before they were married mind you), allowed her parnter to somodiser her with a traffic cone. she wsa never the same.
so i would watch what you say, you are incredibly offensive
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Dear Ericseedyoldmanmasterbator,
If someone is prepared to be sodomised with a traffic cone, they’ve got to at least expect some sort of side effects, its a freaking traffic cone. Why the fuck would she use a traffic cone anyhoo? Can’t she use something more pleasant, like her partners penis, or fruit, fruit always works well (personal favorite: banana). I suppose you run the risk of poo on your thing, thats always a risk if you don’t wash properly, but seriously…a traffic cone? And as a consistent sodomiser, I think of all people, I would be one to know the effects, and I have to say, it has enriched my life. So you can take your little closed-minded perception of the world, and find your ass, and stick it in there.
Sincerely
John Garrel
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Dearest John
Although I’m sure you and your partners enjoy all sorts of sinful activities, from heathen video games to devil worshiping with your anus. I would like you to take your jesus hating somewhere else. I know, and as does the ruler of the world (George Bush) that sodomy is illegal and I think you should not penerate you friends in their poopoo holes with any sort of tool. On FOX news they reported on a man who had a small kangaroo inserted into his sodom-hole. I bet a homogay like you ejcaulates to that sort of a atrocity
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I love and embrace Jesus with all my heart. A common misconception in western society is that homosexual men hate Jesus and worship the devil. It is so wrong, I love Jesus and follow him above all. He made me this way, he made me homosexual, and if that’s what he intended, then I will fulfill his orders for me on Earth. You just need to be more open minded about these things. Absorb the circumstantial realities of all the facets of our society. If you can just attempt to do that, then homosexuals and heterosexuals can coincide harmoniously. You just need to let us into your lives. Embrace us like a brother or sister.
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I bet you do embrace your brother, right up your anus (I rekon you Mr John would allow him to insert your own sister up your poophole, regardless if she says yes or no)
Im sorry but you do not follow jesus, you cannot know what its like to feel him inside you, all over you.
All of jesus’s love filling your every oriphice, bringing you to a point of complete happiness and fulfillment.
No you all you will feel is the communist hand of chinese satan ripping through your buthole like the americans ripped through the eskimos in the cold war
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I do know what it is like to feel Jesus inside of me. I love Jesus with all my heart, and you don’t seem to understand that. When I migrated to America 3 years ago, I knew exactly what I was to expect when I came here; discrimination from non-Americans. You sir are a non-American. You don’t uphold what America is really about. The fact that I’m an American-homosexual-Christian, just seems to bother you so much. It’s just difficult to understand where your hatred stems from.
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Well that is proof that you are not christian.
Only a christian could go on his knees before jesus, ready to recive his holy gift. ready to become engulfed by the white joy that emanates from the messiahs body. You just have all your gay sex and sodomy and video game pornography involving robots sodomising christians. you think that makes you normal. Go back to communist russia you dirty immigrant, you are nothing but a yellow traitorous peice of slime. I think you should take your dirty asian friends and leave the holy land (America)
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“homosexuals and heterosexuals can coincide harmoniously”
Sounds like something one of you nancy sissy hippy girls would say. Lay off the pot and the sinhole ploughing and maybe they’re might be hope for you.
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no it’s right.
on teh other hand you wouldn’t notice because you are part of a tiny group that can live peacfully with no other group in the world so… yeah
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truth.dude…
go outside for a run.a swim…ANYTHING
you’re fat,get a life and lose some weight
im starting to think you just love to piss people off
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@ Eric:
“All of jesus’s love filling your every oriphice, bringing you to a point of complete happiness and fulfillment.”
“Only a christian could go on his knees before jesus, ready to recive his holy gift. ready to become engulfed by the white joy that emanates from the messiahs body.”
Ahahah, you’re so funny! In your deep, you are definitely an homosexual.
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Let me lay it out for you. I find that by accepting jesus, where he wants to be…in my soul then first i must let him in my mouth…All of him. All the man that he is must go deep in my throat.
Only by letting jesus down your throat are you able to fully appreciate his true glory.
All you sodomites wouldnt get that cause ur too busy playing topman with another mans poopoo hole
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Wait.. so we have to deep throat Jesus to accept him? Huh. What an interesting view.
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No you Heathen impotent Homogay. You might speak about all these lies and slanders but you must know that jesus feels you all around him he feels your love and unless your willing to swallow all of he’s love juice then you are bound forever to hell, where the devil will sodomise you daily almost, with a baby elephant.
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Wow, a friend told me to read this because it was hilarious….they were so right! This is the exact reason that I usually don’t read anything online that has to do with religion…if the atheists aren’t insulting my beliefs, people of the same faith as me are making themselves look ridiculous.
First off, I’ve had gay friends (never knew they were gay until they “came out of the closet” much later, or brought it up later when prior to that I had no clue!)…and this stereotype of them is just horrible. It’s ignorance like this that really steams my clams. I know someone who has told me they have sodomized before, and last I checked they didn’t dress up like any of the stereotypes you’ve described here. There’s nothing wrong with them, either, they’re not broken or demoralized. They are no different from someone who practices in “regular” sex.
And whose to say that sodomy is that much worse than regular intercourse? Since when were there no risks to sex? Last I checked, a large amount of people suffer from STD’s. Not to mention the risk of pregnancy, which yes, I would list as a health risk (I am the child of a mother with high blood pressure, and had to be a c-section as a result of that).
I’m not trying to say that sodomy is the answer, either. However, it’s not like teens these days are just sitting there going, “Hey baby, wanna sodomize?”. It’s an act that I’ve been told takes building up to. Many people, like me, don’t find it appealing at all (including today’s children/teenagers). Just like with regular sex, there’s health risks. And just like me, there are still good Christians and even non-religious people out there who are still waiting until after marriage before engaging in sexual activity. I’m sure anal sex is more popular now than they used to be, but so are things like oral sex. And no, you can not blame that on homosexuals.
This is by far one of the most hilarious and ridiculous articles I’ve read yet. Thanks for re-instilling my doubts of fellow members of my faith.
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Sodomy is always the answer.
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Rnnrnrnrnrrr! Yeahhh!
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i too believe that sodomy is always the answer!
sodomy is a fun, recreational, enjoyable pasttime, created by, believe it or not, god himself, not some satanic fucking chinese gook messing around with his nuclear weaponry
God’s master plan is all present, omni-present, omni-science and omni-potent. The all seeing eye of god, similar to the all seeing eye of sauron foresaw everything in his eternal creation of man.
All men are created in god’s manly image, and god has therefore, not only a penis but an anal passage, sphincter and prostate for a reason.
if got did not wish for us to try anal he would not have made it enjoyable.
i personally enjoy anal highly, for the giving and recieving job, as does my wife, fuck buddy; bob and his wife.
sodomy is an intergral part of my life, i enjoy its embracing attraction at least once a week in recieving, and almost ever night with my caring wife.
God does not hate men who sodomise men, god only hates fags
full stop
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Faggot
you dont understand understand jesus at all, only once hes love penertates you will you truly. and i mean TRULY see the light.
But first you must let jesus inside you, may I suggest tonight you go to sleep naked and by the morning jesus would have been inside you and you will understand not to sully your wife by letting your man juice flow into her sin hole, but to focus on your brothers under jesus.
In my church we all great each other, man to man and hold each man in a loving pleasing way and go down before jesus’ holy statue.
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I think everyone missed the point of this article.
“What these couples really need is to find pleasure in parenting, to take joy in the athletic and academic successes of their children, to be humble but hardworking members of their community, whether it’s being more active in your church or volunteering to fight the homeless.”
Where can I sign up to fight the homeless?
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fight the homeless with the mighty rod of christ, he’s firm visage will knock the homeless back away from the gutter and straight into the morgue.
The useless drugged homogays will feel the rather of his almighty jesus for not loving him in the proper way
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THAT IS HILARIOUS
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Why is what other people do in the privacy of their own bedrooms any business of yours?
I always find it amusing when right wing fundamentalist Christians take such a prurient interest in other people’s sexual practices. Nobody is forcing you to participate so why is it any of your business?
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I agree with Pip, i too am a modern day christian, and while i know my god says that man love is wrong, the bible also says on numerous occasions “let you love know no bounds” and “love is love”.
if i truly love my fiance then the good lord will forgive me for my weakness in the following of his word against homosexualism. For when i cross the treshhold of the pearly gates i will do so, annoucing and seeking forgiveness for my man love, and i truly know god will accept me despite it
For a straight-rightwing-fundamentalist-homophobic-christian to post such utter bullshit and defamation about something he does not know about is utter nonsense.
for those who do not know sodomy is fun, enjoyable and if done right is not messy. I do not think that sodomy is wrong, even in the eyes of god, i am yet to come accross the passage that directly says sodomy is wrong, except for referencing the sodomites. Sodomy is not a practice for procreation, and therefore i see no problem in performing sodomy to avoid procreation
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again “you sir sound like a fag”
you can never truly understand the joys of being a true christian, the true feeling of standing before jesus christ, while he makes me quiver and shiver with anticipation for his holey reward, which he will give straight to my face
as GodHatesFags said “God does not hate men who sodomise men, god only hates fags” and god certainly hates you.
when i enter the while eternal bliss of heaven, where the godly comforts or christ surround me, where i can enjoy jesus’s gifts to me from all sides, and his pleasure from all angles.
i will look down and laugh at you, as you sit with your sodomite friends in the flaming pits of hell with all of the other flaming queerosexuals. I look forwards to seeing you scream in pain as you are penetrated by your beastial fantasy cherebus.
go enjoy your man friend you faggot
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“i will look down and laugh at you, as you sit with your sodomite friends in the flaming pits of hell with all of the other flaming queerosexuals. I look forwards to seeing you scream in pain as you are penetrated by your beastial fantasy cherebus.”
*face-palm of epic doom*
Oh, Lord, it’s a Shat clone…the apocalypse must be nigh…
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lol ambiguous
i fucking LOVE you
face palm of doom? well done
lets go out for drinks someday ahahahaha
and whoever first spelled it…its CERBERUS
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO fucking “H” in there
fuck….this whole thread makes my inner spelling nazi twitch
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Wow…that was a truly loving, caring, Christian response to your fellow human being. I’ve rarely seen a more hateful, ridiculous display.
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Wow…what a loving, caring, helpful response to your fellow human being! For someone who professes the love of Christ you show very little of it! I’ve rarely seen a more hateful, ignorant and narrow minded display.
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Paul, I cannot for the life of me see why a just and loving god would object to a caring, supportive and loving relationship regardless of the gender of the participants. All this homophobic crap is just that. Crap.
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well you sound like a homophobe with some sick fucked up ideas.
i bet you’d like to watch beastiality you sick voyeurist fuck, i bet you’d love the go fuck you pug god, watch its eyes fall out in pain you sick sadistic fuck
i believe that god will let me enter heaven, and i will enter it again and again and again and then go in the back door just to prove to you that i can enter the happy bliss of heaven
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you will never enter heaven’s bliss you sodomising faggot, you will burn with the mormans and the jews, who burn in the sodomisitic flaming pits of hell
the only gate you will enter is the back door of satan, who will then have you defiled by beezlebub, the tormenter, they will torture you will salted barbed wire and insert painful shards of glass up your defiled sin hole
and learn how to reply properly you dahmed fag
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yeah, i agree with eric, you should burn you dahmed queerosexual-homojew, you’ll burn with the gooks, the chinks, the slaves and those dahmed suicide bombers from the middle east
FUCK YOU FAG BOY
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Screw you guys, im quitting, how can i argue with two Homophobic voyeurist right wing christian nutjobs
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Don’t let them bother you, they’re just a pair of stupid trolls here for our entertainment. They aren’t even original or clever.
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lol paul
fucking awesome picture.i applaud you for having the balls to put that up here
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yeah uuuuh…eric is it?
its DAMNED
wtf is dahmed or whatever the fuck you put
why do ppl like you think calling ppl fags is offensive….you’re calling them a CIGARETTE
fuck you people are stupid
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Jesus can take it up the ass like a pro. He fucks like a porn star, too.
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i dont know who you are you godless pagan son of a bitch but defiling the name of jesus is a sin, and contrasting him, comparing him or saying anything suggesting hes a fag is sacrelige
jesus could be a porn star, as gods son and the most perfect of all beings, with the exception of god himself, but jesus is no man loving, science created fag as you said
Some people just are trying to incur the wrath of god around here >:(
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*sigh* You do go on.
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Godhatesfags is right, the bible has no mention of gays. The only way they could have come about is through the dirty lies of Atheist evolutionists. Their filthy trickery is corrupting the world and they should be removed from our great land of America to fester with the damn communist Chinasians in the Middle East.
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What are you talking about? You’re making no sense at all. You’re undermining your own argument (such as it is).
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The bottom line is that gays are part of lucifers army. also members of this army are baby killers, flag burning terrorists, prostitutes, drug users, and all other criminals. This is why we must get Sarah Palin into the White House in 2012. I am moving to Texas in 3 weeks. In a couple of years I will be going door to door informing people of all of Sarah’s accomplishments. I will also be going door to door educating people on the power of Jesus Christ. I hope all of you will join me.
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May the Power of CHrist be with you, White Brother, as you embark upon your noble quest!
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*eyeroll* Good luck with that.
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may the power of scientology be with your pip you pagan, have fun with your maniac eyerolling, oprah raping god TOM CRUISE
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Awwwww…is that the best you can do? You disappoint me.
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Sodomy much like masturbation should be stopped. Everyone needs to write their Congressman and tell them that federal legislation should be passed making Sodomy and Masturbation illegal. They are both wrong in the eyes of the Lord.
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Oh, now I get it. You are all a bunch of redneck, mullet wearing, backwater hicks, that are too stupid to comprehend biblical references. Go ahead and follow the leader, you ignorant no nothing dumb ass. God loves everyone, including the gays. If you really feel that gays are evil, then pray for them. And remember that it is SIN to pass judgment and to hate. You are not God so you do not have the righteous authority to judge. I’ll pray for all you dip shits tonight.
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I pray for you John, that you are able to find Jesus Christ. I suggest you go read the bible and go to leviticus 18:22.
Scott
SARAH 2012
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I read the bible daily. In fact I have studied the bible academically. I wish I could go toe to toe with you about the bible. You just pretend to know something when in reality you know nothing. you’re what I call a Fake. You are Judas-esq. You give real christians a bad name. And by the way, I am not gay. If you want to make a case against them, make sure you have an actual premise to your argument. Why am I even wasting my time with a hick like you? Why do you let your religious leader speak for you because you sound like a complete moron.
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What are u some kind of obama liberal???
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So you can’t debate with him?
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if you hate us so much, why dont you hop on your motorbike and go home to your unbaptised children with your jewish wife and go study the qaran
after that have fun praying to your dahmed mohammed and blowing yourself up for the promise of 22 disease ridded suicidebombing virgins
go home and study your qaran and enrich your pagan life with your athiest pseudo-religion, then have fun slapping dicks with your best buddy tom crusie
fricking queer
not your scott, thats directed at our obama-raping friend scott
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i am unhappy with homosexuals to but i think you’re language is too strong. show some repect.
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And why don’t you debate with the man as he has so politely asked? Or don’t you know your own scriptures?
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Thankyou! These trolls are completely clueless.
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i think this one is too graphical.
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GODHATESFAGS,
I dont even know who you are talking to. You’re rambling like a mentaly ill person. Are you mentally ill? I think you must be because if you’re not, you must be really really stupid. And the latter is worse. In any case, i’m not worried about you or you’re distorted views because you’re ignorant, inarticulate, and the only people that will listen to you are your redneck friends. Did you even finish High School? And please keep representing Sarah Palin! She’ll never get elected with people like you advocating for her. I can see why you would want to, though; you’re two peas in a pod. Why don’t you give me your real name so that I can forward this comment stream to her office? I’m sure she’ll give you a call to thank you for all your hard work.
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And no I am not an Obama Liberal. I am a whole hearted Republican. I sit on Repbulican National Committee for the Young Republicans of America. As a repbublican I ask you to stop talking to the public. You are not doing us a favor.
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John it’s actually quite sad that most republican these day uses the Bible to actually push their Politic I actually have nothing with the base of republicanism because I’m actually a center yet I don’t follow the Bible because it’s can destroy the entire civilization
I have repoublican friend and actually She agree with what I said most of the time they said : we wages too much wars and she even fight against another republican ( he is a southern one maybe northern republican know the meaning of republicanism)
actually in republicanism you have a aprt of socialism/communism in it and extremist communism never existed so get this Out of your head
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And did you notice the ad for a Gay Cruise on this very site. Ha Ha. How ironic.
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i enjoy cock as it slides in and out of my sinhole, sodomy is my favourite pleasure, i enjoy wroshipping the devil and reading the terrorist qaran while enjoying sodomy and commonly enjoy beastiality with horse
im sorry for being such a fag
sincerely ambiguous
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Wow! This can’t be I’m scared of Jesus, his friends are mental!
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I have searched for so long for what has been troubling me, and I just couldn’t find the answer. I turned to politics, but it always just told me what everyone else thinks is good, and none of their ideas seemed to work for me. I then turned to drugs and alcohol, but I ended up just having way too much fun. After this I thought about philosophy. Philosophy was good at making me more aware of what I didn’t know, and thus I was more troubled. What could I do?
That’s when I decided to go to church, and, well, that didn’t work out either. Talking snakes, inconsistency, believers who hadn’t read aquinas (or didn’t even realize that the Torah has at least 4 sets of authors), and theology that seemed more made up than philosophy. What the hell was religion going to do for me? I mean the blood and flesh was delicious, but I’m not going to base my life around juicy fruit and poorly made matzah. Finally, after much cottaging with people I had met in church, I had the answer – Sodomy.
So, sir, I refute your headline. Sodomy is not only “not the answer”, but rather Sodomy is ALWAYS the answer. I was going to right more on this post, and probably waste time, but I have some sodomy to attend to. If you change your mind about sodomy, btw, you should look at some of the sodomy aids they have online.
Happy Sodomy, and Merry fellatio, you stupid bastard.
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In da butt…all women should give it a go!
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“Today’s educators may hand out free condoms and talk about homosexual lust, but no teacher is going to admit that sodomy is downright painful.”
In the eternal words of certain online communities… yer doin it wrong. Unfortunately, I suspect a lot of men and women are too embarrassed to look up the details before they try it. If people actually knew how to go about it properly, no one would find the experience painful – coincidentally, the same concept applies to more typical sexual activity.
Also, not all gay men enjoy/have anal sex. But some straight men do. Try to wrap your head around that one.
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“Sodomy can trace its origins to the homosexual world. Gays have always been keenly fascinated in violating themselves in perverse, anti-Christian ways. Whether it’s destroying marriage or turning good-natured boys into transvestites, they have no self-control when it comes to depravity.”
That is the most disgusting piece of trash I have ever heard! You are referring to a large group of people with a disgusting description.You are blaming all of the problems you see in the world on homosexuals, and that is immature and completely wrong. If God encourages idiots like you to put down other people to disguise any faults in the world, then I can NOT support that God. Sorry, but it’s people like you that make me lose faith, not homosexuals.
You shouldn’t use God’s name to put other people down. That itself is a disrespect to God.
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“whether it’s being more active in your church or volunteering to fight the homeless”
Round two: FIGHT!!!
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Thank you for making my day. This joke website is genius.
I mean, what person would jump to conclusions and allegations without truly understanding what the other person was trying to say, then use outright attacks when you feel your point is threatened by a logical, sane, reply. Resorting to crude jokes or blatant lies is a *great* way to seem credible.
I also love the lack of spell check. It’s “believe”, people. No matter who you are, spelling should have been taught in school.
Isn’t Jesus all about the tolerance? “Love thy neighbour”, not accuse and verbally abuse them?
How in the world does reading the Qur’an make you a bad person? It is a book, like the Bible is a book. It is a dull read, to be sure, but it didn’t inspire me to go out and harm others. Neither did the Bible, for that matter. Yet, that is exactly what you are doing when you post such hurtful material, Mr. Billings.
I know you have your freedom of speech, and by all means, exercise that right. I do hope that you research your facts using credible sources, though, and back up your points with proof not from a religious text.
Not all gay men look like the picture you posted. Most gay men are normal guys that happen to like other guys, be it biology, psychology, or God’s will. Nothing more or less. They do tend to dress well. How does having intercourse with someone of the same sex make you weak? Can you answer that for me?
As a final word of advice, typing the word “penis” won’t turn you into a gay man. Don’t give your penis silly names like “fiddle faddle”.
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transvestites are _straight_ men who like to wear women’s clothing. I had to LOL at the title of this piece; if sodomy is not the answer, what it the question? “Hey Susan, I’m bored!” huh? LOL
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Donkey Punch. nuff said
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You’re so ignorate if you weren’t laughing at how ridiculous all of this is.
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ahahahahahahaha…
you religious people crack me up
i drink,smoke,swear,support abortion and participate in pre married sex,including sodomy
theres nothing wrong with it,the guy just wants a tighter hole…it doesnt even hurt that much
stop fucking whining…sheesh
and the day i start caring about church,religion or even making children,is the day i stop being a goth and Wiccan
so shut up,and stop shoving your religious ideals down our throats,we dont wanna hear it
and whoever says im “evil” because of my picture and that im going to hell…yeah im just gonna laugh in your face and go out drinking and make out with random men
fyi,if you’re too dumb to guess,im a girl
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Mr Billings;
(1) The music
If you were at all informed about the pop music scene you would know that Lady Gaga isn’t “leading” youth anywhere; her music is meaningless poppy bullshit and the only people paying any attention to her are children who just want something to jump up and down to after school. Ditto Justin Bieber. Invariably, by the time they are about 13 or 14 these “fans” have grown up and started listening to real music.
And there’s nothing new about a sexy, rebellious edge to youth culture. parents in the 1950s were decrying Elvis Presley’s work as “The Devil’s Music” and fretting that their children were being corrupted too. But – SURPRISE – the world did not come to an end, and those children grew up and became functional adult members of society, almost as if nothing bad had happened at all. Fancy that huh?
But don’t let something as minor as your own ignorance stop you from going off half-cocked with some spittle-flecked rant about evil forces preying on innocent children.
(2) Speaking of the cock…
You purport to be disgusted by homosexuality, masturbation, buttsex and the general lack of chastity in modern society. But your website posts links to such a pandora’s box of on-line material all about these very things, that one can only assume you spend a good part of your waking hours frenetically googling for stuff to take offence to. Which begs the question of why you would do this. Are you a glutton for punishment? A masochist? Or just an enormous hypocrite?
Harmless closet homosexuals AS WELL AS criminal paedophiles are over-represented among evangelical christians who are also conservative political activists. Perhaps you could ask George Alan Rekers how he reconciles his personal version of this hypocrisy?
http://www.miaminewtimes.com/2010-05-06/news/christian-right-leader-george-rekers-takes-vacation-with-rent-boy/1
In my own country, christian political leader Graham Capill lectured the country on morality and the wickedness of modern times for years from the pulpit of his “Christian Heritage Party”, all the while he was fucking little girls of 12 or younger.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graham_Capill
And what is the first thing one sees upon reading your own facebook page?
“Boys-Only Camping Trips for Hearty Christian Teens Available Every Summer!”
Innocent enough perhaps on its own, but it doesn’t look good in the context you have inserted yourself into. If I were in your shoes pal, I would be keeping my head down and covering my tracks, not drawing attention to myself by engaging in a one-man crusade against more or less the entire western pop culture.
Begone.
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You are fucking hilarious! You should be writing for Saturday Night Live. Do people actually take what you write seriously? Do you? No, you can’t possibly.
A fan.
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what a stupid article!
there is nothing better than fucking in the ass!
Ilove it! a I recommend all Christians to do it! no risk of pregnancy and great pleasure forall!
thanks to homosexuals for doing that…is that why they are so cool?
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Obviously….you are not a “Sexual Historian” or you wouldn’t have written such stupidity. In places such as South America and around the world, it’s been a practise of birth control for hundreds of years. I think you should be sued for writing something you know nothing about. Maybe before you try start writing you should see a therapist because it is so obvious that you not only lack knowledge in the history of human sexuality. But, you must be very very lonely. I am doing my best not to call you a down right idiot. But, sadly, you are. And thus, not only are you extremely very unattractive, which, for you leads to extreme self-hatred and you are not satisfied with your own sexual life, after all, who would want someone as repulsive looking at you. But then, you revert to putting false information out to the public because you yourself are extremely sexually frustrated, or you got paid A LOT of money to write such nonsense. ps. see you at the bath house…
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What you Stephenson Billings and shameful_truth Do not know it Tops and Bottoms are all around you, We are doctors, lawyers, police, military, waitresses, teachers, retail clerks, therapists, etc… Do all of these people look like said picture? No otherwise USA would look like a constant Village People video. If you are going to say something at least research it so it is ACTUALLY relevant or truthful.
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Who were the homosexuals in the Bible? Jesus said this: “For there are eunuchs who were born so from their mother’s womb; and there are eunuchs who were made eunuchs by men; and there are eunuchs who made themselves eunuchs for the sake of the kingdom of heaven. To him who can comprehend, that is enough.” (Matthew 19:12 Lamsa). The Aramaic word m’haym-ne (plural) is translated as eunuchs here, but the root meanings of this word in this form are: trusted ones, faithful ones and believers. These “trusted ones” were also servants such as chamberlains, eunuchs and officers. In addition, m’haym-ne meant homosexual males because they were trusted around women that were married or were not of their family. They weren’t a threat in committing adultery with another man’s wife or in having pre marital sex with the women of the nation.
The born eunuchs in the above verse from Matthew are referring to homosexual males. The second part of the verse says: “and there are eunuchs who were made eunuchs by men;” These would be the man-made or castrated eunuchs. Also, the eunuchs who were made eunuchs by men were those appointed by the king to be servants in the king’s palace. Some of these were prisoners of war, captives, and exiles (Isaiah 39:7 Lamsa). The third part of this verse should be read as: “and there are believers who made themselves castrated ones (or celibate ones) for the sake of the kingdom of heaven.” I have personally seen the word m’haym-na (singular) mean: a homosexual, a castrated male and a believer in the Bible. I haven’t seen m’haym-na carry the meaning of a celibate yet. But perhaps m’haym-na carried the meaning of a celibate from the males who were castrated. The last part of the verse is referring to believers that castrated themselves (or perhaps became celibate) for the sake of the kingdom of heaven.
Throughout the ancient nations that included Egypt, Babylon, Assyria and Persia; homosexuals were exalted to such positions as eunuchs that watched the women of the harem. Because of the mistrust of men, heterosexual or bi-sexual men were castrated; but homosexual males didn’t need to be. Eunuchs also had a recognized place in homosexual prostitution, and youths chosen as catamitic favorites were sometimes castrated. Homosexuality was long confused with eunuchry. Like effeminacy and hermaphroditism, eunuchry was sometimes thought of as creating a woman-man. The following verses will show that the Bible defines the trusted ones (or eunuchs) as homosexual males.
“Now God gave Daniel grace and mercy in the presence of the chief of the eunuchs.” (Daniel 1:9 Lamsa). The Hebrew word khe-sed means loving-kindness, mercy and favor, and is translated as grace in this verse. The Hebrew word ra-kha-mim is translated as mercy here, but means love. Daniel was given favor and love (plural) in the presence of the chief of the eunuchs. Most likely the intimate word ra-kha-mim, meaning love, was given to Daniel because he was handsome (See Dan. 1:4).
A second evidence where the Bible shows that eunuchs are gay males is in (Daniel 14:2 NAB), which says: “Daniel was the king’s favorite and was held in higher esteem than any of the friends of the king.” In the Aramaic OT, the word friends is replaced with the Aramaic word rakh-maw-hi, which means lovers. Rakh-maw-hi is from the singular Aramaic word rakh-ma, which means love. Chapters 13-14 are in the Catholic canon of scripture. The Aramaic OT contains fourteen chapters of Daniel. The Aramaic text of Daniel also has “the song of the three children” (Or, “Prayer of Hananiah and his companions” – Aramaic name for that portion) after verse twenty-three of Chapter Three. Dr. Lamsa, being a Protestant, just left out the additional parts of Daniel and Esther, plus the Deuterocanical books. Dr. Lamsa did leave a extra sentence in verse 23 that is not in the Masoretic text, but in the Aramaic and Greek text of Daniel. The OT book of Daniel in either the Aramaic or Greek text agree more with each other in regards to content than they do with the Masoretic text; so they are a possible faithful witness of the original content of Daniel. Forgeries are not usually the same in different nations with different languages.
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I LOVE ME SOME BUTT BUTTER ON MY SNAKE IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN, IF YA DONT, I MEAN I LIKE POUNDING A GIRL BETWEEN HER MUFFINS MAYNE, I ALSO LIKE EATEN OUT A GIRLS ASS
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I still haven’t been able to figure out if this site is a spoof or not (I’m hoping it isn’t, I can’t stop laughing my ass off), but in searching I came across hilarious targeted advertising
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WHy are you so afraid to believe that people actually have faith in Christ? I am so tired of all your hate. Just ask Yahoo:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20091017002237AAIHSu3
And what in the world is that website you refer to? It just has a bunch of car insurance ads and no informtion. Are you trying to shill here?
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Why did you post that YahooAnswers question? The person was only asking if this site was satire or not; one reply said that sadly, it is not satire, and the other two said that it was satire. What were you trying to prove by posting that?
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Claire, it’s late at night and you clearly have lost your wits. The correct answer as chosen by Yahoo is at the top and do I really need you lecturing me this late? So stop this nonsense and go to bed. You have school tomorrrow.
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Best answer on the top? Uhhh, no shit? Thanks for that stunning revelation.
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“The correct answer as chosen by Yahoo is at the top”
Actually it’s referred to as “best answer”, as voted by the public, not necessarily “correct answer”.
“You have school tomorrrow.”
Oh I do, huh? That’s odd, because I’m pretty sure finals ended three days ago.
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“being more active in your church or volunteering to fight the homeless.”
lol, this is great satire! keep up the great work =^_^=
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First of all, I love the leeched images. I suppose they like stealing other people’s bandwidth.
Secondly, stereotypes aren’t cool.
Thirdly, who cares if a couple wants to have buttsex? And I assume you’ve had it before, so you know first hand that it’s painful?
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“What these couples really need is to find pleasure in… volunteering to fight the homeless.”
Yes, we all need to beat the shit out of some homeless people.
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yahoo answer the guys who answered said ya bunch of racist homophobiuc bastard Other question ???
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This argument is so outrageously flawed and irrational I don’t think it even deserves a rebuttal.
I find trying to force reason onto people so blinded by an outdated view of morality most often forced on them by their parents or some other authority figure early in life is equivocal to trying to teach a wall algebra.
But I don’t really condone people cussing at him in responses, he is a narrow minded soul to be pitied rather than scorned, unfortunately blinded by a shallow worldview highly common amongst the uneducated or just plain unlucky.
But on one last note, did you say “volunteer to fight the homeless?”
Frankly wow. You’re a terrible christian lol.
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You find modern health issues like cancer and stds and traditonal morality “outdated”? Then I really don’t understand how I can respond to you. You’re so wrapped up in your liberal Obama agenda that you can’t see that you’re hurting yourself. That is sad.
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No, he finds the idea that the things you’re doing to everyone is outdated. Being gay isn’t a sin, not everyone who’s against you is a liberal, and there are no hidden agendas in every single thing. No one is trying to create a gay army (and your ex-gay-but-really-bi-if-anything-else friend repeating what you said doesn’t count as an inside source), no one is trying to wipe Christianity off the face of the Earth, and you can take your tin-foil hat off.
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Why are you hectoring me? I have been very clear about why and how sodomy is dangerous and yet you blindly trudge on. I find your commetary bordering on harassment young man.
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“I find your commetary bordering on harassment young man.”
If you can accuse others of harassment, then I can accuse YOU of harassment when you continually threaten to visit my house and have dinner with my family.
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FUCK FUCK MOTHER MOTHER FUCK YOUR ALL FUCKIN WHORES!!! FAGGOTS!! DUMBASSES GET A MOTHERFUCKING COCK SUCKING LIFE YOU WORTHLESS PIECES OF SHIT!!!
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sex is fun.
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For the record, Glenn Hughes of the Village People prominently pictured in this article was a heterosexual Catholic.
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Thank you for the clarification, though I find that very hard to believe! God bless.
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That’s because the only things you believe at all are that non-white straight Christians are going to hell and insult them, your sky-high friend, and that every one is trying to get you or some bull.
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The bottom line is this: Equal Rights for the GLBT community will be decided, eventually, by the highest court in the land. As much as it pains me to say this, I believe it to be the truth. It’s common sense to me, at least, that there should never have been any question about Equal Rights for the GLBT community. The ideology of “religion” is completely different from personal faith. The unfortunate truth is that “religion” controls marriage laws in our country, which, in and of itself, is a complete anathema to the ideology of the separation of church and state. Separation of church and state is the enemy of religion and these vile religionists will continue to fight tooth and nail to defend a complete misinterpretation of their own scriptures. This IS what their homophobia is drawn from. Please reference http://gayrights.change.org/blog/view/homosexuality_not_a_biblical_abomination.
One of the main scriptures used to condemn homosexuality is Leviticus 18:22. The Hebrew word “Toevah” was improperly translated as abomination. Toevah actually means a “breaking of ritual law” and more aptly refers to the prohibition of “crossing cultural boundaries”. The Israelites did not UNDERSTAND the practise of having a love, or eros, for the same sex. What was right and good in one culture was not right and good according to the Israelites. This doesn’t make it wrong by any means; it was simply a cultural boundary that the Hebrews would not cross because they did not understand it, nor did they take the time necessary to understand it.
So, everything that religionists base the prohibition of the homosexual lifestyle on is completely based on a mistranslation. That makes their point fully null and void.
As is legally recognised, marriage is a contract between two people, regardless of sex, that simply grants two people the legal responsibility of taking care of each other’s secular affairs. The ONLY thing sacred, if that’s the term one wishes to choose, is the love (and this encompasses the Greek terms Agápe, an unconditional love for one’s children, spouse, or people considered as “family”; Éros, an affectionate love afforded to one’s partner with whom one is involved passionately, erotically; Philia, a love one would have for a friend; and, last but not least, Storge, a close counterpart to Agápe, or even Philia) that a person, or persons, feels for another person, or persons. Love is boundless and is controlled by no law.
In closing, and in reality, people who choose to stick their abnormally large noses in where their noses have no business in belonging in the first place, have no power, granted by ANY law of the land to control ANYBODY’S handling of marital secular affairs nor the person’s choice of who to love, in any respect.
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Thanks for the cut & paste lecture from the liberal playbook, buddy. Not buying it.
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Thanks for the cut and paste Christian Extremist response and agenda, go back to your boyfriend before he gets lonely.
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What kind of sodomy are we talking about here? Blowjobs, handjobs, fisting or just corncobbing the old back door? I’m confused since there are a dozen or so sexual acts that crazy repressed people label as sodomy.
Please clarify your article.
I’d like to know if what me and my wife do to one another in the privacy of our own home is legal or will land us in the fiery pits of hell!
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Sodomy is widely accepted to be anal fellation, fondling or penetration.
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What a typically ridiculous article. As usual, you cross-draggers get facts wrong, and condemn what you are too lazy and bigoted to research. I truly hope you do go to a “heaven” or “hell” and the rest of the christers go there as well. The rest of us will be well rid of you.
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Please show me one single fact that is wrong in this article. It was closely researched and full of groundbreaking moral information that young couples need to address today. I hope I have helped many see the moral and health dangers in this radical lifestyle choice. Well, God bless.
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Overindulging in food carries many more potential health risks than sodomy does.
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//Please show me one single fact that is wrong in this article. It was closely researched and full of groundbreaking moral information that young couples need to address today. I hope I have helped many see the moral and health dangers in this radical lifestyle choice. Well, God bless.//
I’ll show three.
//Whether it’s destroying marriage or turning good-natured boys into transvestites, they have no self-control when it comes to depravity.//
How do you know this?
//It debases a woman’s purity and good name and men get jollies from this. //
You think this applies to every person who’s done anal before?
//This type of experimentation can also lead young men to try new things, to pull the same trick on their fellow boys. //
How?
And by the way, don’t bother answering, I already know what you would say, you predictable nit-wit.
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Ok ok, I’m a little slow on the uptake tonite…please keep up the good work! This site is hilarious
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Nonsense. God gives us gifts — of sight, taste, touch, smell, and of intelligence and the capacity to enjoy. By arbitrarily cutting ourselves off from areas of pleasure, we are effectively denying God in our hearts.
It is one thing to say that potentially pleasurable activities should be avoided or pursued cautiously because they might damage us or others. But to say that something is morally bad merely because you do not favour it yourself is akin to making sugar an illegal drug on the basis that you are a diabetic.
Yes, anal sex carries risks, and yes, an argument might be made that it is not “natural”, but the same applies to driving a car. As for it being biblically immoral: absolutely false, unless you also don’t eat pork and you murder witches. Fortunately, the vast majority of Christians understand that barbaric practices of the Bible belong to another time.
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Nevermind. Some giant whooshing noise just went over my head. Interesting site.
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I don’t understand if this is real or some elaborate joke. If it’s real then the person who wrote it is obviously very poorly and needs some help. They must be VERY lonely and have had a VERY odd upbringing and indeed relationship with their parents, maybe even an un natural one. Worrying comments.
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sorry but from my experience, when is the answer anything EXCEPT sodomy?
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Easy:
“What did you have for dinner?”
“What’s 2 plus 2?”
“What time will the show come on?”
and “Who’s on first?”
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“What did you have for dinner?” Sodomy
“What’s 2 plus 2?” Sodomy
“What time will the show come on?” Sodomy
and “Who’s on first?” Sodomy
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This is the most amusing article I’ve read in years. This person uses “facts” in the way the Bush administration used them…meaning they have just made up a bunch of statistics. “Sodomy can trace it’s origins to the homosexual world”. The Kama Sutra was written thousands of years ago, and depicts anal sex…between a man and a woman. There are mosaics in the ruins of Pompeii that depict anal sex…between a man and a woman. Shall I go on? The imagery of gay men “wearing hard hats and leather, with hairy chests”…I think this person has watched a few too many clips of the Village People. And what about those gays who don’t have a lot of chest hair…do they have to get fake hair to put there? The one redeeming thing about this article is that apparently from the looks of the comments, most people realize just how ridiculous this is.
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Thanks for sharing your expertise, you pervert.
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Stephenson Billings is a whack job… How do you come up with this stuff?
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Of course Sodomy is never the answer.
It’s the question!
“Sodomy?”
The answer should be, “Yes, please!”
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Er…I don’t know why so many of you are getting bent out of shape over this or any article on this site…how is it not obvious it’s FAKE? This is a SATIRE site. If you don’t believe me, go down to the bottom of the page and look under where it says “ChristWire”….see the smiley face? That means this is a JOKE.
All the comments are amusing, though.
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Now, I may be the only girl on this website that can say this as fact (although I highly doubt that is the case) but I personally love being fucked in the arse by my respectable boyfriend. And his parents love me! I don’t know many women who do not get sexual pleasure from it, in fact I know a lot of my female friends prefer it to vaginal intercourse.
So, Stephenson, shut up, silly
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