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    Sodomy Is Never The Answer

    November 3, 2009 8:49 pm 43 comments
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    One of the growing tragedies we have in the United States is the new popularity of sodomy during intercourse. Ever since the homosexual lifestyle became so visible and popular, straight couples have been tempted to experiment with this incredibly painful fornication situation. Now, to avoid pregnancy more and more teen girls are giving in to peer pressure and trying this extreme hardcore sexual perversionary act. Sadly, many people today are unaware that sodomy is Biblically immoral and that it’s extremely unclean and unhealthy.

    Sodomy can trace its origins to the homosexual world. Gays have always been keenly fascinated in violating themselves in perverse, anti-Christian ways. Whether it’s destroying marriage or turning good-natured boys into transvestites, they have no self-control when it comes to depravity.

    sodomy never

    In this select subculture, men who take the active role during sodomy are awarded special status among their peers. In the gay dialect, there are over 100 words to describe this coveted “top” man. These types often garnish their persona by adopting an exaggerated masculinity– flannel shirts, hard hats, leather costumes, work boots, thick black chest hair, gym bodies, mustaches. On the flip side, the “receiver” adorns himself like an anxious peacock to attract a mate with colorful clothing, flippant hand gestures and a high voice. When these two types come together, it is a ritual dance too absurd to witness.

    As the gays have become so trendy in today’s fast-paced popular culture, they have raised the public visibility of sodomy during intercourse. An increasing number of heterosexual couples have seen this and said to themselves, “Why not?” One of my favorite books in my personal library is “Sodomy: The Sickest Sin on Earth” by Dr. Dennis Corle (he’s also the author of “Backyard Football!” for kids). In the book, Dr. Corle makes a fantastic case for sodomy being quite sinful and dangerous. Both Leviticus and Romans distinctly note that God does not like sodomy at all. This should be obvious to any Christian. But what are the social implications?

    sodomy never

    For married couples, the interest in sodomy comes out of physical frustration or boredom. As years of marriage drag on, men and women seek new thrills to feel that same rush of their first copulation experience. What these couples really need is to find pleasure in parenting, to take joy in the athletic and academic successes of their children, to be humble but hardworking members of their community, whether it’s being more active in your church or volunteering to fight the homeless. Unfortunately, when adults overlook these responsibilities they go down a sinful path of danger seeking. When the allure of sodomy wears off, what comes next? Role-playing in outfits, whips and chains and exhibitionism? Is that the type of parent you want to be? Consider the possible sodomite end-game before you experiment with your wife’s body.

    For unwed heterosexual couples, this sodomy trend provides special challenges. Females gain no erotic pleasure from this type of relationship, while men enjoy the sin and violation of it all. It debases a woman’s purity and good name and men get jollies from this. The sodomized woman becomes totally unmarriable. She is a used object, not the pretty nice girl a guy wants to take home to mother. Once a woman submits to this arrangement, there is no going back. The man will demand anal activity again and again. The only answer is for the woman to avoid talking about the subject at all costs and if confronted with the idea directly, to say with complete authority: Never!

    sodomy never

    Teens believe sodomy is a cool thing to do. It’s like cigarettes and MTV– something they want to try because their parents hate it. Anal intercourse provides our children an easy way to experiment with sex without the fear of pregnancy. But it really isn’t fun. In fact, hard sodomy can be quite upsetting for a girl. This type of experimentation can also lead young men to try new things, to pull the same trick on their fellow boys. As we have seen with other gateways, the unformed morality of a teen boy is susceptible to many, many influences. Sodomy can become that special gateway to a life of alluring homosexuality.

    This is a critical issue for parents and one that is most definitely not being taught in our poorly managed public schools. Today’s educators may hand out free condoms and talk about homosexual lust, but no teacher is going to admit that sodomy is downright painful. It falls to the parents to address this issue with their kids. It will not be easy, but it is essential. I feel the sodomy talk is significant enough to be a separate conversation than the “birds and the bees” talk. Stress to your young boys and girls that this is a health and hygiene issue. Be very clear that anal sex is never fun. Tell your girls that sodomy is not a guilt-free way to avoid pregnancy. Tell your boys that sodomy can hurt their friends emotionally and that it can make them weak whether they play the “top” or the “bottom”.

    Together, parents can fight sodomy with a concerted public information campaign. We have to reach out to our kids and tell them that there’s nothing “cool” or “trendy” about it. But it’s just as vital that we remind ourselves that this type of sexual temptation is not worth the risk. The purity of our souls is just too important to gamble away by hard and lustful anal fornication.

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    Stephenson Billings is an Investigative Journalist, Motivational Children's Party Entertainer and Antique Soda Bottle Collector all in one special, blessed package! Facebook me here or Fanmail me: Stephenson@Christwire.org !

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    • Papa bear likes it in the backdoor!

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    • shameful_truth


      Wait a second…you are telling me that STRAIGHT people engage in this deplorable activity as well? I expected such acts of satanism from the gays in Homowood, but this is truly disturbing that the homogays are starting to infect good, decent straight people as well. Sickening! Who in their right mind would want to put their naughty stick into that (other than the gays, of course, who are a sick depraved people anyway). Don’t they know what comes out of there?

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      • Nice try, my liberal friend. I can smell your kind a mile off. Don’t try to trick me with your subversive subtexts. You types show up from time to time, trying to convince us you’re a conservative so we pay attention, then you turn around and push gay rights or abortion on us. Yuck!

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        • Riiiiiggggghhhhhttttt…’cause this whole site isn’t one big satirical slap in the face at conservatives, or anything. Let me guess, I’m actually supposed to believe that you, Billingson, really DO believe that scientists created a Bearsharktopus even after Christwire posted a link to the guy who made that image admitting that it was a photoshop image and that he was now selling T-shirts with Bearsharktopus on it? As I said at the start of this post: Riiiiigggggghhhhhttttt…..

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          • shameful_truth


            How dare you imply that we of Faith would do such a despicable thing as lie? Lying is the seed of the Devil, who I assure you has a special place reserved for ignorant, filth-spewing blasphemers such as yourself. The least you could do is get the name of the person you are addressing correct: his name is BILLINGS, not BILLINGSON. Ignorance like yours truly disheartens me.

            Stephenson – I’m sorry and disheartened to hear your words of untrust – though I certainly understand from where such untrust is sown. Undoubtedly, such doubt-spweing heathens like this “ambiguously gay duo” fellow crop up often enough, sowing their veils of lies convincing others that this site is but a liberal joke to covertly promote the homogay agenda, that others would follow in his footsteps and attempt to “get in on the game.” It saddens me that non-believers have such emptiness in they’re lives that they think that by making us true believers into a joke will fill that emptiness. but if we cannot trust ourselves, who can we trust?

            Trust, dear friend, that when the judement day has cometh, they who doubted in our Faith shall see the error in there ways and reep the penalty for their doubt. Amen.

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            • “Ambiguously gay duo”??? Seriously??? Hey dude, the 90′s called, they want their SNL skit back. Thanks.

              “Trust, dear friend, that when the judement day has cometh, they who doubted in our Faith shall see the error in there ways and reep the penalty for their doubt. Amen.”

              Shameful – why don’t you just come out and admit that you want nothing more than to sodomize Stephenson? It will save us all a lot of annoyance and irritation. And it will make you feel better, too. I’ve come forward with my desire to have a threesome with Claire and Amber, and once I felt so great. Not as great as if they would actually consent, but that’s a different story altogether.

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    • shameful_truth


      It’s almost as disgusting as these people whom I hear engage in filet-shiel and koonalinquini. If I ever find myself in prison (not that a good, God-fearing, law-abiding Christian such as my self would ever find himself in such a situation), I will be certain to bring allong plenty of Miralax to protect myself from such barbarious activities.

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    • shameful_truth


      AGD, I bet you’re from that Homowood in San Francisco, aren’t you?

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      • If by “Homowood” you mean “HOLLYwood,” then yes, in fact, I am. And guess what? I’M NOT GAY!!! That’s right, I live in Hollywood and I like poon just as much as the next guy, which I bet is more than we can say about you, my friend…

        God I hope you’re one of the trolls on this site (your pic certainly is ugly enough to be a troll…), but if not you really are the biggest idiot out there to be taking these guys seriously AND agree with them…

        Oh, and FYI just in case you really are this stupid: Hollywood is NOT the same place of San Francisco – no more than China and Japan are the same (Amber, honey, that’s your cue – love ya, muah!). The only thing they have in common is that they’re in the same state. Check it out: http://www.mapquest.com/mq/9-bDT58dsp

        There are 375.52 miles between San Francisco and Hollywood. Isn’t it wonderful how a little information can illuminate the nescient?

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        • shameful_truth


          “Isn’t it wonderful how a little information can illuminate the nescient?”

          That there sounds like homo-speak to me…

          And I would aperciate it if you would stop making isinuations regarding my sexuality. Just because you enjoy sodimizing little boys out there in Homowood doesn’t mean every man secretly wants to. I am happily married and my wife and I engage in 30-60 seconds of marital relations at least once, sometimes twice, a week, thank you very much.

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    • “‘Isn’t it wonderful how a little information can illuminate the nescient?’

      That there sounds like homo-speak to me…”

      Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I rest my case.

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    • Ladies and gentleman of the jury


      After 53 minutes of deliberating, we the jury have made our decision.

      We find that “Ambiguous” is right with his insinuations and the defendant “shameful_truth” is indeed homosexual.

      We also find that one “Stephenson Billings” is also a homosexual in addition to being devoid of all reason, a moron, a immature saddist, and anything else that we may come to decide in the future.

      We have made our decision and we leave the aftermath to your Honor.

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    • I sentence the defendant, “shameful_truth,” to one year of non-stop spooning with Stephenson Billings. And none of that “full-clothed” spooning, either. I mean shirtless and whitey-tighties, at the most. Hopefully, after the sentence has been completed, both Billings and “truth” shall have come to terms with their own homosexuality and stop being such an annoying pain in the ass for the rest of the decent, good-natured people in this country. Also, “shameful,” for the love of God, please look into getting some plastic surgery, ’cause DAMN!

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    • Steven is such an epic troll.

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    • Racism and bigotry is not the answer what consenting adults do in the privacy of their home is none of your business.

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      • shameful_truth


        It is my business because all of these disgusting sinners are just adding more soles to Satan’s fiendish army. That makes it all of our business to ensure that the forces of evil do not gain enough strength to wage their unholy war.

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        • What the fuck are you going on about old man this is reality and it’s soul not sole. Your type of people are the real evil in the world.

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    • Everyone write your congressman and tell them you want federal legislation passed banning sodomy.

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    • FEED THE TROLL


      Even Christwire thinks Billings is a faggot.

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    • Im a female and I happen to adore sodomy, thus rendering your argument “its not enjoyable for females” completely false. Why do you care so much what OTHER PEOPLE do with their OWN bodies? Its your choice not to take it in the back door, its none of your business what the others do. And if G-d really hates it so much, wouldnt he have smote me already?

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      • Let me ask you this, How do you expect to get into Heaven and be our Lord Jesus Christ? My problem with people like you is that its about good morals in soceity and obeying the word of the Lord. SODOMY IS WRONG. Sodomy, masturbation, abortion, homosexuality, drugs, alchol, gambling amoung other things are whats wrong with society.

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        • FEED THE TROLL


          “How do you expect to get into Heaven and be our Lord Jesus Christ?”

          Oshit, I can BE Jesus?! SIGN ME UP!

          “Sodomy, masturbation, abortion, homosexuality, drugs, alchol, gambling”

          *Alcohol

          And woot! Sounds like a life for me!

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        • And I assume that you stay away from your wife for 7 days of each month while she is menstruating, right?

          Because, according to the Bible, women are dirty, dirty things.

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    • OH MY DEAR GOD,

      THIS WAS THE FUNNIEST ARTICLE I HAVE EVER READ!!!!!! Specifically “On the flip side, the “receiver” adorns himself like an anxious peacock to attract a mate with colorful clothing, flippant hand gestures and a high voice. When these two types come together, it is a ritual dance too absurd to witness.”

      BAN SODOMY!

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      • shameful_truth


        There ain’t nothing funny about having your poopshoot violated by another man’s diggledopper, sun. You should not make light of these grave issues, lest you find yourself in prison wishing you’d remembeerd to bring with you a life-time supply of Miralax to keep your cellmate, BoJo, off yer backside. And that’s nothing compared to what Satan’s imps will do to you in Hell. Think ’bout that before you laugh at the issue of sodomy next time.

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        • I often try to stick my penis into my girlfriends rectum. i have to make her realy horny first though or i will just get denied. when shes laying on her side i like to stimulate her lady regions while she moves on my …………….diggledopper(lol).
          p.s every girl that i have got frisky with i have at least tried to do it. i start with trying to put a finger in there ass and if they dont complain there usualy up for it. you should try it its always better tight.
          oh and by the way “homogay” (not my term its you “cristogays”) far from it actualy but i dont run around shouting my beliefs like a loud mouth prick.

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          • shameful_truth


            That’s disgusting. Don’t you know what comes out of there? And you’re putting your dangledopler in that? I’m going to go throw up now. It is a well documented fact that men who like to engage in…THAT with their spouses do so because, on some level, they are trying to express there homogay desires.

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            • Yeah, what comes out of there is the same thing that goes into your mouth.

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            • Yes, I’m sure you heathen atheist yankees do eat poo, but we here down in America’s Holyland eat FOOD.

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            • moron.

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            • FEED THE TROLL


              Food equalling.. hamburgers, twinkies, little debbie snack cakes, fries, fried chicken, ect.. Yeah! Sounds holy to me! We’re so healthy!

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            • All of those things combined are healthier than eating poo, like memaw does. Shit eater.

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            • Shameful_Truth's Father


              Let me start by saying just how much of a shame you are to your mother and I. If I could go back and do it all over again, knowing what I know now, I’d have made your mother get an abortion. First you spend half your life prancing around in that pink skirt and calling yourself Candi, and now your bashing the lifestyle you once embrassed. You truly are fucking RETARDED. I hate you and wish you were never born. I am cutting you out of the will and you are hereby banished from the family. Please stop being a douche, even though as we all know that isn’t possible… Your a fucking joke… Love dad.

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            • Nice try, fucktard, but my daddy died ten years ago. Shit licker.

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            • Shameful_Truth's Father


              Son… Shut up. You are further embarassing the family. Like the time you were caught fucking the dog at the family reunion… You also aren’t the one to talk about someone else eating thier own poop. I seem to recall I had to come pick your stupid ass up from school because the suspendid you for eating your own fecal matter during the fucking pep rally… Tell you what, why don’t you chug an entire bottle of Clorox bleach and NyQuil and we’ll call it even. Love Dad.

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    • So you guys are like the Christian Taliban or Christiban, right?

      And Sarah Palin is your false idol. Isn’t there something in the 10 Commandments about false idols.

      Whatever, you guys pick and choose what you want to believe.

      See you in hell! :D

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      • Yer starting to sound like one of them people with one of them repertative speach inpendimints. Might wanna get that checked out.

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    • Shameful_Truth's Father


      Yes, I am back from the great beyond to tell you that you are retarded and that I talked to GOD and he said you don’t get to go to Heaven. We High Fived and had a party. It rocked. Man it is so awesome up here. oh well, sucks to be you. Anyways, Gotta run. I have a bowling tournament with Mosses and David in half an hour. Peace!

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    • The Alpha and Omega


      Attention Shameful_Truth; Your father has asked me to personally come and inform you that NO, you’re not going to heaven when you die. I don’t like you. No one does. And don’t say, “Well, there are people here that like me.” They don’t count, I don’t like them either. They don’t get to come to heave either. You’re all douches, and I don’t like douches. Anywho, just thought I’d tell you personally. Gotta head out. Got important things to do… Later.

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      • I look forward to laughing with the Angels, Cherubs, Jesus and Winston Churchill as we look down at you, roasting in the flames of Hell like a stuck pig, as we sit back, sipping on our salty margaritas as we listen to St. Christopher play “Downtown” on his electric piano.

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        • Shameful_Truth's Father


          Son, did you not understand what he said? You are NOT coming to heaven. We all hate you and wish you didn’t exist. Face the facts and Man up son. You should really consider the Bleach and NyQuil thing I suggested. Seriously. Do EVERYONE a favor… It’ll be fun…
          I promise… At least for us it will. We don’t care how it will be for you. Love Dad.

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    • Nice try, Satan, but you aren’t going to trick me into committing suicide by attempting to impersonate my dead father. Gonna have to get up earlier in the morning to pull a fast one over on me, ass raper.

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