Comments on: Sodomy Is Never The Answer http://christwire.org/2009/11/sodomy-is-never-the-answer/ Conservative Values for an Unsaved World Wed, 23 May 2012 19:28:39 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: shameful_truth http://christwire.org/2009/11/sodomy-is-never-the-answer/#comment-22143 shameful_truth Tue, 10 Nov 2009 20:18:36 +0000 http://christwire.org/?p=2750#comment-22143 Nice try, Satan, but you aren't going to trick me into committing suicide by attempting to impersonate my dead father. Gonna have to get up earlier in the morning to pull a fast one over on me, ass raper.
Nice try, Satan, but you aren’t going to trick me into committing suicide by attempting to impersonate my dead father. Gonna have to get up earlier in the morning to pull a fast one over on me, ass raper.

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]]> By: Shameful_Truth's Father http://christwire.org/2009/11/sodomy-is-never-the-answer/#comment-22137 Shameful_Truth's Father Tue, 10 Nov 2009 20:00:37 +0000 http://christwire.org/?p=2750#comment-22137 Son, did you not understand what he said? You are NOT coming to heaven. We all hate you and wish you didn't exist. Face the facts and Man up son. You should really consider the Bleach and NyQuil thing I suggested. Seriously. Do EVERYONE a favor... It'll be fun... I promise... At least for us it will. We don't care how it will be for you. Love Dad.
Son, did you not understand what he said? You are NOT coming to heaven. We all hate you and wish you didn’t exist. Face the facts and Man up son. You should really consider the Bleach and NyQuil thing I suggested. Seriously. Do EVERYONE a favor… It’ll be fun…
I promise… At least for us it will. We don’t care how it will be for you. Love Dad.

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]]> By: shameful_truth http://christwire.org/2009/11/sodomy-is-never-the-answer/#comment-22135 shameful_truth Tue, 10 Nov 2009 19:55:05 +0000 http://christwire.org/?p=2750#comment-22135 I look forward to laughing with the Angels, Cherubs, Jesus and Winston Churchill as we look down at you, roasting in the flames of Hell like a stuck pig, as we sit back, sipping on our salty margaritas as we listen to St. Christopher play "Downtown" on his electric piano.
I look forward to laughing with the Angels, Cherubs, Jesus and Winston Churchill as we look down at you, roasting in the flames of Hell like a stuck pig, as we sit back, sipping on our salty margaritas as we listen to St. Christopher play “Downtown” on his electric piano.

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]]> By: Shameful_Truth's Father http://christwire.org/2009/11/sodomy-is-never-the-answer/#comment-22132 Shameful_Truth's Father Tue, 10 Nov 2009 19:48:16 +0000 http://christwire.org/?p=2750#comment-22132 Son... Shut up. You are further embarassing the family. Like the time you were caught fucking the dog at the family reunion... You also aren't the one to talk about someone else eating thier own poop. I seem to recall I had to come pick your stupid ass up from school because the suspendid you for eating your own fecal matter during the fucking pep rally... Tell you what, why don't you chug an entire bottle of Clorox bleach and NyQuil and we'll call it even. Love Dad.
Son… Shut up. You are further embarassing the family. Like the time you were caught fucking the dog at the family reunion… You also aren’t the one to talk about someone else eating thier own poop. I seem to recall I had to come pick your stupid ass up from school because the suspendid you for eating your own fecal matter during the fucking pep rally… Tell you what, why don’t you chug an entire bottle of Clorox bleach and NyQuil and we’ll call it even. Love Dad.

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]]> By: The Alpha and Omega http://christwire.org/2009/11/sodomy-is-never-the-answer/#comment-22131 The Alpha and Omega Tue, 10 Nov 2009 19:40:19 +0000 http://christwire.org/?p=2750#comment-22131 Attention Shameful_Truth; Your father has asked me to personally come and inform you that NO, you're not going to heaven when you die. I don't like you. No one does. And don't say, "Well, there are people here that like me." They don't count, I don't like them either. They don't get to come to heave either. You're all douches, and I don't like douches. Anywho, just thought I'd tell you personally. Gotta head out. Got important things to do... Later.
Attention Shameful_Truth; Your father has asked me to personally come and inform you that NO, you’re not going to heaven when you die. I don’t like you. No one does. And don’t say, “Well, there are people here that like me.” They don’t count, I don’t like them either. They don’t get to come to heave either. You’re all douches, and I don’t like douches. Anywho, just thought I’d tell you personally. Gotta head out. Got important things to do… Later.

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]]> By: Shameful_Truth's Father http://christwire.org/2009/11/sodomy-is-never-the-answer/#comment-22130 Shameful_Truth's Father Tue, 10 Nov 2009 19:35:03 +0000 http://christwire.org/?p=2750#comment-22130 Yes, I am back from the great beyond to tell you that you are retarded and that I talked to GOD and he said you don't get to go to Heaven. We High Fived and had a party. It rocked. Man it is so awesome up here. oh well, sucks to be you. Anyways, Gotta run. I have a bowling tournament with Mosses and David in half an hour. Peace!
Yes, I am back from the great beyond to tell you that you are retarded and that I talked to GOD and he said you don’t get to go to Heaven. We High Fived and had a party. It rocked. Man it is so awesome up here. oh well, sucks to be you. Anyways, Gotta run. I have a bowling tournament with Mosses and David in half an hour. Peace!

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]]> By: shameful_truth http://christwire.org/2009/11/sodomy-is-never-the-answer/#comment-22129 shameful_truth Tue, 10 Nov 2009 19:29:28 +0000 http://christwire.org/?p=2750#comment-22129 Nice try, fucktard, but my daddy died ten years ago. Shit licker.
Nice try, fucktard, but my daddy died ten years ago. Shit licker.

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]]> By: shameful_truth http://christwire.org/2009/11/sodomy-is-never-the-answer/#comment-22128 shameful_truth Tue, 10 Nov 2009 19:27:29 +0000 http://christwire.org/?p=2750#comment-22128 Yer starting to sound like one of them people with one of them repertative speach inpendimints. Might wanna get that checked out.
Yer starting to sound like one of them people with one of them repertative speach inpendimints. Might wanna get that checked out.

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]]> By: Shameful_Truth's Father http://christwire.org/2009/11/sodomy-is-never-the-answer/#comment-22127 Shameful_Truth's Father Tue, 10 Nov 2009 19:25:33 +0000 http://christwire.org/?p=2750#comment-22127 Let me start by saying just how much of a shame you are to your mother and I. If I could go back and do it all over again, knowing what I know now, I'd have made your mother get an abortion. First you spend half your life prancing around in that pink skirt and calling yourself Candi, and now your bashing the lifestyle you once embrassed. You truly are fucking RETARDED. I hate you and wish you were never born. I am cutting you out of the will and you are hereby banished from the family. Please stop being a douche, even though as we all know that isn't possible... Your a fucking joke... Love dad.
Let me start by saying just how much of a shame you are to your mother and I. If I could go back and do it all over again, knowing what I know now, I’d have made your mother get an abortion. First you spend half your life prancing around in that pink skirt and calling yourself Candi, and now your bashing the lifestyle you once embrassed. You truly are fucking RETARDED. I hate you and wish you were never born. I am cutting you out of the will and you are hereby banished from the family. Please stop being a douche, even though as we all know that isn’t possible… Your a fucking joke… Love dad.

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]]> By: shameful_truth http://christwire.org/2009/11/sodomy-is-never-the-answer/#comment-22126 shameful_truth Tue, 10 Nov 2009 19:25:12 +0000 http://christwire.org/?p=2750#comment-22126 All of those things combined are healthier than eating poo, like memaw does. Shit eater.
All of those things combined are healthier than eating poo, like memaw does. Shit eater.

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