Stephen Baldwin: Portrait of A Christian-American Hero
Stephen Baldwin is a class act. Actor, author, sports enthusiast and family man, he proves that being a born-again Christian is hip and cool in these diverse times. His impressive body of work has made him a highly sought-after talent in film and television right now. Despite the questionable nature of some of his relatives, Stephen has also become one of America’s most profound thinkers today. Yet in the midst of all this fame and glory, Baldwin\’s immediate family and faith are the primary things in his life.
The youngest of the famous Hollywood Baldwins, Stephen grew up in dire family circumstances. His brothers Alec and Billy are very well known alcoholics, egomaniacs and liberal activists who most recently drew the public’s attention with their attacks on Governor Sarah Palin during the 2008 campaign. Stephen overcame the scourge of his family relations and also problems with bankruptcy to become one of the few Hollywood actors versatile enough for key roles in everything from The Usual Suspects to Bio-Dome.
His brother Alec, on the other hand, wasted away a promising acting career because he was more obsessed with his image than with his stagecraft. This Baldwin has faced years of scandals, ranging from a vicious divorce from beautiful actress Kim Basinger, to threatening voicemail messages left for children, to public driving accidents and nonstop womanizing. You have to wonder at the terrible shame Stephen must feel for his discredited and debauched brother, what a burden it must be to be related to such a bloated sot who has time and again stated his disdain for American traditions.
Adept at both drama and comedy, Stephen Baldwin has appeared in over 60 films and been featured on such top-rated television shows as Fear Factor and Celebrity Mole. He has his own production company that is developing projects for television and the big screen. Yet he still finds time for such varied hobbies as billiards, skydiving and superbike racing. His brother Alec, on the other hand, resurfaced only recently from years of obscurity as a regular on the NBC series “30 Rock”. The show is produced by democrat activist Tina Fey, who herself made millions by portraying Governor Palin as less than honorable on the liberal laughfest, “Saturday Night Live.”
On Fey’s current show, the elder Baldwin plays a supposedly rightwing corporate leader named Jack Donaghy. Much like Stephen Colbert, Alec uses this fake Republican persona to underhandedly lambaste traditional American values. He constantly mocks the day’s hot topics at the expense of humor and story structure– from Condi Rice to health care to executive salaries. American viewers such as myself can’t help but wonder if NBC is crossing the line with this show. Is it free political advertising for the DNC? Is it fair to secretly slip hardworking Americans an extremist agenda on primetime every week? Should 30 Rock be registered and regulated as a political action committee?
Currently, Stephen Baldwin is luxuriating in his role as director, co-producer and host of Livin’ It– a cutting-edge skate video that brings out his white hot passion for evangelism. “Livin It is a hard-core look at some of the biggest talents in skateboarding and BMX who show kids that you can live this edgy lifestyle and do it for Jesus Christ,” he says. “So many kids today are lost and searching. We believe that The Breakthrough Ministry will connect with them and get them thinking about living their lives for Jesus Christ.”
This is in stunning contrast to his brother Alec, who once stated, “If we were in another country, we would stone Republican Congressman Henry Hyde to death and we would go to their homes and kill their wives and their children.We would kill their families, for what they’re doing to this country.” Further bringing brother Alec’s standards into question, recent reports have shown that he is a supporter of PETA and a board member of the underground group People for the American Way.
No one knows for sure why Stephen puts up with this terrible brother of his. Alec has grown enormously fat in recent years. Is it the buffet dinners at his democrat fundraisers? The alcohol? He looks like a refrigerator box in an Italian suit, particularly next to tiny Tina Fey. Is she even funny? Alessandra Stanley’s poignant piece in the New York Times last week called 30 Rock a pathetic monstrosity and she was right! Stanley noted, “Ms. Fey isn’t convincing, or funny,” and that “she is at her worst playing a comic version of herself.” I would add that Fey has no sense of humor and her timing is horrendous. The plot of that show is so entirely meaningless I don’t know what to criticize. There’s no substance there to analyze! Tracy Morgan– why the heck is this guy famous again? He’s just an imbecile who mumbles so badly I only understand half of his lines. And the rest of the cast– slutty girls and balding Jewish men, is that some sort of Borscht Belt punch line? 30 Rock, it’s like The Keith Olbermann show hooking up with Mama’s Family– a lot of hollering, smirky looks and lousy makeup.
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Author: Stephenson Billings
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3:55 pm
Am I the only one getting this Dayjonnaise feeling that I’ve already read this?
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8:14 am
are they completely forgetting or purposefully forgetting his role in a little movie called Threesome???????????
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4:24 pm
Yes I had some tech problems with submitting and slot this article so I tried again.
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4:06 am
this is not an article, billings.. just slander..
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5:03 am
Stephen Baldwin is douchebag
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4:44 pm
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6:14 pm
So…to prove that Stephen Baldwin is a good man you posted several of the sleaziest pictures of him?
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9:13 pm
CLaire, it’s sad you focus on how a man looks. If he is not some long haired Fabian adonis, he doesn’t meet your approval? Stephen Baldwin looks fine, he is healthy and righteous. That brother Alec is the grotesque one. But you attack me for the same reasons, because I am not some lithe athlete in tight gym shorts… I think you have to check your libido, young lady.
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9:40 pm
I’ll check Claire’s libido any day!
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1:58 pm
Are you kidding me? He looks like a total sleaze-ball! In two of those pictures, he looks both stoned and plastered! And I don’t know what a “Fabian adonis” is, but THIS is a good-looking man:
And I don’t give a shit about athletes in gym shorts; YOU’RE the one who writes perverted articles about high school jocks, about how you admire and practically jack off to their “firm bodies”. And that’s pretty sick that you think that I should check my libido because I don’t find you attractive. You do realize that 19 year olds generally don’t find 60 year olds attractive, right? Especially when said 60 year olds are ugly, obese clowns. You think WAY to highly of yourself, fatass.
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7:12 pm
Claire, it doesn’t surprise me you lurk in these fantasy worlds and find these type of magic men with their sci-fi wands so beautiful. Sorry, but I find these characters replusive.
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9:48 pm
Haha, the fat, ugly turd is calling Hayden Christensen repulsive! Take a look in the mirror, lardass (try not to break it, though). If my dog had your face, I’d shave his butt and teach him to walk backwards!
p.s. I’m assuming that the picture you posted is an artist’s rendition of you?
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12:54 am
Claire, I wasn’t going to admit this to anyone on here, out of fear that Stephenson and Nordgren would join forces together and start stalking me, but my true identity is Hayden Christensen. So, what do you say to that threesome with Amber now?
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1:18 am
Oh, and please don’t tell anyone about my secret identity! I would just hate for them to find out that I’m just another Homowood fag!
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12:58 am
Hi, I’m Ambiguous and I’m going to try and make people think I’m not gay by trying to get Claire to join in a threesome with me and Amber! But then, I’m going to surprise everyone by coming out of the closet and trying to convert them to my sick deprived ways!
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1:28 am
Wow, Shat, you are just SOO funny! Seriously, you – you’ve got me just cracking up over here! Do you write your own material? Because that is just precious! I just love that bit where you try and impersonate me! And that is SUCH A GOOD IMPRESSION, TOO! Wow! You are just too funny!
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1:30 am
No, seriously, you should, I dunno, do like standup or something because you are just SO FUNNY! *mutters “dickwad” under breath*
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11:55 pm
I never really found 30 rock that good. Its a bit heavy with the liberal stuff.
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10:17 am
If Stephen Baldwin values his family so much, you think he might find this backhanded compliment, that spends more time degrading his family than complimenting him, mildly offensive.
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12:03 am
that baldwin fellow is such a simpleton and a jerk. he was so abuse to his kids and wife and now on that show he smirks and is so slimy i dislike him.
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2:44 pm
If this is Christianity, count me out. However, I’d like to thank you for the spit-take belly laugh I had over the line, “Stephen has also become one of America’s most profound thinkers today.” Best hyperbole ever. On the ridiculous meter, you’re about two notches away from the brain-trust known as the Westboro Baptist Church.
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1:52 pm
You actually make it appear so easy together with your presentation but I in finding this topic to be really one thing that I believe I would by no means understand. It sort of feels too complicated and very wide for me. I’m taking a look forward on your subsequent post, I’ll try to get the dangle of it!
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