The Brittish Homogay Agenda Takes an Unexpected Twist…
We all know our greatest enemy, the Brits, are deplorific in their attempts to promote the homogay agenda. I here that they even regularly discuss putting fags in their mouths in public!!!! They\’re treachery is second only to the heathens in Homowood.
Well, it seems that the fag-loving Brits have surprisingly taken a surprise turn towards morality – further proof that we hear in the Holy US of A truly are making a difference to the world at large by spreading our message of God to all corners of the earth. Washington Irving clearly had heard the Voice of God when he wrote our national anthem, “God Bless America.”
It seems that a select group of homogays, also known as Beefeaters, who normally stalk their prey at some place called the “Tower of London” (I believe it is that big clock thing I\’ve seen in photographs) have seen the light, and sexually harrassed a young woman who joined their little club.
I commend these men for at last seeing the light, finding our beloved Lord and Savior, and turning from their wicked, wicked ways. As to the young harlot who seduced them, clearly she was asking for it.
THis truly brings hope into my heart that if the evil Brits can see the error in there ways, then maybe, just maybe, even the Godless Chinase, RUssians, and Mexicans can, too.
God bless America!http://tv.rightcelebrity.com/?p=3296
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7:53 am
O.K. first off, im a brit, and “that big cock thing” is BIG BEN, get it right. Second, Beefeaters are the queens gaurds, and the tower of london is one of the places they gaurd. They are NOT a homosexual group. Why would sexualy harasing a woman be good. Its deffinatly not religios, so why would they have seen “the light”.
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1:29 am
he said CLOCK by the way but I agree with you for the rest
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2:01 am
“Why would sexualy harasing a woman be good. Its deffinatly not religios, so why would they have seen “the light”.”
They saw the light and conformed from their vile, homogay ways. And do you really expect me to believe that a bunch of men who call themselves “Beefeaters” aren’t fags? I know you Brits all think you’re so smart and all, but you’re gonna have to get up earlier in the morning to trick us into believing that one. You can’t even pronounce “vitamins” correctly, for Christ’s sake.
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2:16 pm
oh joy i can’t believe how stupid you are shameful once again you prove how little your ignorent mind is to me there called the qeens guard they have 1 duty in the world and that is to defend the Queen of England how can they be gay? :S once again America fails
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2:21 pm
QUEENS guard. Exactly. They guard all the homoqueens of your country. You really should learn some more about your own people, sun.
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2:26 pm
wrong i think you need to learn about MY country devil worshipper
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2:41 pm
Haha! Say that we can’t pronounce it? Since we made the ENGLISH language it’s you who can’t pronounciate, you fucktard.
You can’t say MUM, so you say MOM, moron.
ITS NOT VI-TA-MINS, ITS VIT-A-MINS.
you can’t say god, you say GAWD.
Get out you stupid ugly bastard.
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2:54 pm
You are a mewling weather-bitten clack-dish
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3:04 pm
More empty insults? How many ya’ got in you, you parasite of humanity?
Go on, keep goin’, I wanna see how many I can squeeze out of you.
Your like a never-ending orange, but instead of juice you give out oranges.
Imma’ goin to keep squeezing you.
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3:10 pm
You are as rheumatic as two dry toasts
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3:23 pm
Paraphrasing Shakespearean insults, Shat? Your satire is showing, my friend…
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3:26 pm
Stay out of this, AGD. I don’t read none of your Shakesqueer bullcrap.
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6:59 pm
GAYYAGAYAGYGAGAYAGYAGAYUAYA
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7:03 pm
Yuske – did you let your sex monkey get on the computer again? Tut-tut…
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6:29 am
well, sorry its taken so long for me to reply, you band me =( Now that im back, i can say a few things. One, sorry for the typo’s, my fault. Second, if you would go and visit half the places you hate, you would see that they have no hidden agenda or have these massive Homosexual groups. Three (this could go on for a while…) we brits take prde in that we are of the last few to havea reigning monarchy, ther is no need to insult it or anything to do with our country as we are very, very simmilar to yours. Four, I have gone to several of states of America, and have realised that any predudices i had were false, however this sight and people like you have made me have even more steryotypes about the deep south. All i know about were you live is from what you show me, and all you show me is hatred and idiocy. I’d continue my rant, but i will just send it to your Mailbox
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2:16 am
Also, you’re little “type-o” there clearly proves your true agenda of slipping us the homogay agenda in a subliminimal message. Nice try, you Queer Quokka.
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2:53 pm
I am also british and the woman who was sexualy harrased
A)looks like a man (like most christian women).
B)was not touched or anything she had here wikipedia page altered buy two other beefeaters who are pissed at her being the first woman beefeater in their ranks in 522 years.
Google it atleast before you write an article you fucking retard.
And its more like bullying than harrasment.
and our national anthem is GOD SAVE THE QUEEN You fucking idiot.
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=First+woman+Beefeater
IDIOT
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1:39 am
“and our national anthem is GOD SAVE THE QUEEN You fucking idiot.”
I was referring to AMERICA’S national anthem, you Quoll Queen. I would think you people over there would be a little more greatful to us after we saved your butts in WWII. Besides, who cares what you little islanders like to sing in your gay little pubic houses?
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12:24 pm
Well. It’s happened. Shameful has gotten published by Christwire. It was only a matter of time.
First of all, it was IRVING BERLIN, not Washington Irving, who wrote “God Bless America.” Second of all, Irving Berlin was an atheist, so I SERIOUSLY doubt that he had “heard the voice of God” when he wrote “God Bless America.” Third, and most importantly, “God Bless America” is not our national anthem – it’s “The Star Spangled Banner” – a “patriot” such as yourself should know that.
I know there’s no sense in telling you to do some research before you pull this crap out of your ass, I just enjoy pointing out your nescience.
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12:31 pm
AGD, you are really starting to become the blame of my existence, you know that? Why don’t you stop speaking in your homospeak and talk American for once, eh?
I don’t care what you Yankees over there in Homowood and up in New Fag City sing, but for us down here in America’s Holyland, the National Anthem is “God Bless America.”
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2:25 pm
oh one quick question falseful_Truth since when has America ever been a holy land? i thought it was jerusalem? :S the birthplace of Jesus Christ?
your not a christian and you never will be your instead of spread peace and love around the world instead you spread hate and anger your not a christian your a worshipper of the devil i always knew your a satanist Shameful_truth. you should beg forgiveness in front of the Pope and to God to repent your wicked and racist,Facist bigot ways.
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2:31 pm
The Holyland of America is the Southern, non-Yankee States, that would have become our own country had not the tyrant, Abe Lincoln, forced us to give up our rightful property of the blacks. Do try and study your history, sun.
I’d rather be a fascist bigot than a faggot biscuit anyday.
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2:38 pm
So…. your saying Jesus Christ was born in America? Wut??? we all know Rednecks are retards but you take the cake you being my nemisis at the moment is a true joy your stupidity will continue to amuse me all the way but you keep claiming im gay when i am perfectly straight and have a girlfriend unlike you.
May Odin and Thor be on my side on this day of the Ragnarok strike upon Southen america Valhalla awaits you!!!
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2:40 pm
May Odin stikes down from the Heavens on you Shameful_Truth
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2:45 pm
I never said Jesus was born in America. I just said that the South is America’s Holyland. Please do try to keep up, I know you’re a liberal and a Brit, but honestly.
And you’re right, I don’t have a girlfriend, I have a WIFE as we have already discussed, and seeing as I don’t comit the sins of adultery and fornications outside of the institution of marriage, that would be why I don’t have a girlfriend.
And just because you haven’t come out of the closet yet, doesn’t mean you ain’t a homogay, you rainbow lorikeet. So not only are you damning yourself to hell by engaging in relations without God’s blessing, but when you finally do come out, you will be engaging in an even worser sin of homogayality.
“May Odin and Thor be on my side on this day of the Ragnarok strike upon Southen america Valhalla awaits you!!!”
Spew your Satanic incantations all you want, I have Jesus Christ on my side, sinner.
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2:56 pm
The South and the plains are the real America. Places like Oklahoma and Kansas are the heart of America. This is where everyone has respect for human life, family values, and for our Lord Jesus Christ. The Northeast is filled with rude, disgusting freaks who kill babies and vote for foreigners like Hussein Obama for President.
Just a reminder that I am working on Drafting Sarah Palin for President Campaign for 2012. I will be going door to door talking about the great works of Sarah and educating people on the power of prayer.
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2:58 pm
Norse, not Satanic. And second, if you ever meet a huge, axe wielding, bloodthristy viking, I’d say you’d better run away for your life.
Avoiding come places, expecially here in Europe during summertime would be a good idea.
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5:00 pm
Scott, honey, Mommie here. Please tell me again what exactly are the “great works of Sarah”?
And get that sucker out of your mouth! Why do I keep having to tell you that!
Lovesums
Mommie
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2:54 pm
The Norse Gods of the elements are the real deal to me my friend im a Pagan and you better believe it and your a satanist anyway you will never be a christian and never will may Odin have mercy on your soul as he is the king of the Gods
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2:58 pm
Here we go again. Paganism = Atheism. EVERYONE knows that. Please do try to keep up, I grow tired of educating you on the ways of the world outside of your little island.
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3:05 pm
fail. Epic Fail.
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2:59 pm
one more thing are you sure your not gay? since you talk about them so much and i have barely even mentioned them infact not once have a mentioned about them it’s all comming together now your a cock muncher the only reason you hate gays is because your afraid of your urge to make love with another man wow its all clear now your a Gay and we all know it!!!!!
Shameful_Truth the name sums it all up a Satanist and a gay
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3:06 pm
Out of the two of us, only one is married, and only one of us is a Brit. Studies show that 8 out of 10 unmarried Brittish men are gay (regardless of whether they are currently living in sinful denial or not). Statistics don’t lie, my homogay islander friend. I hate the gays because they are a defilement on the sanctity of marriage. They spit on the Bible and desecrate our youth with their veil lies. They molest children and are evil, evil people. Like the Jews, they probably also have horns.
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3:18 pm
hmm ok where is this proof you speak off? and how can all of the UK be gay (babies being born and automaticly molesting other babies as if there gay?)What???? Honestly you can’t back any of your bullshit shit up. Face it your losing this argument and to enlighten you Jesus Christ is a Jew maybe you should look up the Bible before you slag off the jewish.
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3:25 pm
Wow, I knew the Brits were slow, but this is just ridiculous…
I never brought babies into the equasion. I said 8 out of 10 unmarried Brittish MEN are gay. The term “men” would imply, to most intelligent minds unlike your own, a fully grown human of the male persuasion. Not a BABY. Dipshit.
Second, learn your history. Of course Jesus was a Jew, and after the Jews betrayed him they were cursed for their sin and have had horns ever since. Sheesh.
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3:34 pm
again as i said where is the proof and a lot of people including kids are gay hense you just said the whole population of the world in reality are gay?? doesn’t make sense i have to say my common foe you are well and truly fucked.
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3:39 pm
You really need to stop twisting my words to your homogay agenda, sun. I never said anything about the whole world being gay, I said that 8 out of 10 BRITTISH UNMARRIED MEN are gay. That’s a fact. If you’re not even going to bother to read what I say, don’t bother replying because you’re just making yourself look dumber than a dingo.
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3:04 pm
Amon Amarth = Viking win
thankyou Edge for correcting me i dont pay attention to religion enough but the norse gods are the real deal
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3:08 pm
Not to mention that they are wonderful people, nice and kind to the highest level. I met them at Metal Camp and they were amazing. Johan drank from my mead glass and I still have it, I keep it like a trophy! They are so nice and when they are drunk they are so funny!
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3:12 pm
They look like a bunch of fags, to me.
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3:23 pm
well the members of Amon Amarth can kick the living shit out of you anyways and at least the famous worldwide one of the best metal bands today period and we all know your gay shameful_Truth so don’t deny it and you saying you have a wife and such is Bullshit also i do know a lier when i see one face it you’ve been beat remember my name you can even make a post all about me as your number 1 nemisis im ready to take on the challenge.
i eat morons like you for breakfast!!!!
have a nice day
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3:28 pm
“i eat morons like you for breakfast”
Canibalism: yet another sin to add to your repertoire for eternal damnation.
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3:32 pm
Idiocy: another term for people who can’t use there brains properly
ever heard of meterphors?
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3:36 pm
Of course I’ve heard of meterphors. Their those things from the sky you heathen atheists and your pocket-pet scientists claim killed the dinosaurs.
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5:45 am
Well, what can I say after this epic phail, as huge Amon Amarth fan?
DEATH IN FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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3:32 pm
“AGD, you are really starting to become the blame of my existence, you know that?”
Just popped back in for a minute to say that I think you meant that I am the “bane” of your existence. The bane. Sorry, better luck next time.
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3:34 pm
You’re a dugong.
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3:45 pm
Are you sure that was a magazine? Are you sure it wasn’t NOTHING?
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3:37 pm
honestly people this guy is a complete utter retard yet again he still proves an idiot and you still owe me your proof where are sources of this “so called” research of yours? ill be here all night don’t keep me waiting
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3:44 pm
It was a study in one of them magazines I read once.
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3:50 pm
any in particular the magazines site maybe? with the link to it or are you making it up since you know you have no proof the only thing you can research is your own shite so please give me some real proof or you might as well just stop all together your losing this argument you have been from the beginning i have friends from America who are very good friends of mine and they even think your a retard as they have been paying attention to my comments and yours and there currently laughing on Teamspeak your a joke, your whole life is a joke and your whole “so called” family is a joke you have no current life as you live alone in your own house spending your whole day on a computer claiming your a christian when your clearly not. your nothing more than a facist bigot and a racist no wonder why you probably don’t have any friends.
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4:01 pm
You think I care what your little homogay friends in Homowood think? That ain’t America. Why don’t you and AGD just go and have a little cyber-orgy together and leave us good Christians alone, already.
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4:14 pm
your still going at it?? right time for some more fun
1. YOU ARE NOT A CHRISTION AND NEVER WILL BE!!
2. YOU ARE A SATANIST WHO SPREADS THE WORD OF HATE AND RACISIM AROUND THE WORLD
3. YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS,FAMILY OR FOR A MATTER OF FACT A LIFE
4. YOUR A JOKE AND A PIECE OF FILTH THAT YOUR OWN COUNTRY THINKS IS DISGUSTING
5. YOUR ON THE SAME LEVEL AS THE NUTJOBS AT WESTBURO BAPTIST CHURCH SO GO JOIN THEM ]
i put them in caps to make it easyer for you to read and ill stand by this statement and the past ones you are a joke and a piece of filth on this planet that needs to be removed.
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4:23 pm
“YOU ARE NOT A CHRISTION AND NEVER WILL BE!!”
I never said I was a Christion, but I did say I was a Christian.
“YOU ARE A SATANIST WHO SPREADS THE WORD OF HATE AND RACISIM AROUND THE WORLD”
No, Satanists are the ones who do not believe in the Bible and the Words of Jesus Christ. That would be you, my heathen friend.
“YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS,FAMILY OR FOR A MATTER OF FACT A LIFE”
I do have many friends with whom I go to Church with – I would not be friends with a non-churchgoer anyway – I do have a family, as we have discussed – I have a wife, two sons and a future baby factory. And as I am, at the moment, still alive, I believe that qualifies me to have “a life.”
“YOUR A JOKE AND A PIECE OF FILTH THAT YOUR OWN COUNTRY THINKS IS DISGUSTING”
No, that would be the gays.
“YOUR ON THE SAME LEVEL AS THE NUTJOBS AT WESTBURO BAPTIST CHURCH SO GO JOIN THEM”
I am a Baptist, so don’t you go dissing my religion, you shitbag, or I’ll have to open up a tupperware of whoopass on you.
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3:51 pm
Misposted:
Are you sure it was a magazine? Are you sure it wasn’t NOTHING?
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3:39 pm
metaphor:
A figure of speech in which a word or phrase that ordinarily designates one thing is used to designate another, thus making an implicit comparison, as in “a sea of troubles” or “All the world’s a stage” (Shakespeare).
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3:43 pm
now that I’ve proven how uneducated most Americans are i think im a lot more happier now and shameful_Truth I am a university student doing Video game programming AKA Computer Science so i assure you i’m not stupid or gay as i have a girlfriend that have been going out with for 2 years.
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3:48 pm
Yuske, I hate shameful_truth as much as the next guy, but please don’t be an ass by saying that most Americans are like him. That makes you almost as narrow-minded as he is. Americans like shameful_truth really are the minority. If you judge us all by the small percentage of bigots who come onto this site, you’re really not being any better than they are.
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3:54 pm
sorry if i offended you in anyway and i apologise as you are right in the minority department and i do have quite a lot of friends from America but i got caught up in making him look like a joke i didn’t take other people into consideration. so please accept my apology Ambiguous but the point still stands to all the people who run christwire though as they are all retards
lol
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8:09 pm
Apology accepted, dude! Sorry I didn’t come back on for the fight – I don’t spend too much time on here, just pop on once or twice a day to feed shameful (or, as Simon aptly renamed him, “Shat”), check out whatever shit he regurgitated after his last feeding, and then go on my way. Happy trolling!
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3:56 pm
now thats off my chest Ambiguous i would like to ask your hand in helping me destroy shameful_truth’s credability he has left so that he can go cry in the little hole he came out of
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7:53 am
Sign me up!, i am rather new to this site but i have already developed a distinct feeling of revulsion for Shat, therefore i will aid you on your epic quest of defeating the worst plague man has ever seen.
and that would be Shat..
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4:15 pm
Wow…I’ve never seen so many people unable to recognize satire when it’s almost literally slapping them in the face…please don’t feed the trolls, you’re only giving them more fuel to make more shit…
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4:16 pm
well its entertaining in a way and this guy has been a spammer on this site for the past couple of days so its me vs him lol
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4:29 pm
Ah, ok. You just seemed like you were on the verge of giving yourself a hernia over this, and it really wouldn’t be worth it. I know alot of people don’t realize this site doesn’t take itself seriously, because it does the satire thing so well…as for this “shat” guy, I hope he’s just a troll like the rest of the writers…he HAS to be…
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4:34 pm
How DARE you imply that me or the other writers of this Blessed site would lie??? Lying is the tongue of the snake, my little friend. So go sleep with your other faggot furseals and leave the big people talk to those of us who know what we’re talking about.
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4:51 pm
hmm so i worship the devil you say i don’t have bloody ritual stones or sacrafice goats at all i don’t worship satan at all my friend or worship god i mainly said the pagan stuff to anoy you and well it worked but i am a metal fan as it’s a very fun and complex genre to listen to and i highly enjoy it and i know this site is a satire site its a complete joke anyways i’ve had my fun now winding you up was the most fun entertainment i’ve had all day you really cheered me up but if this site truly is real then you must be fucking beyond my mind retarded and us British ruled the fucking world for a very long time retard so read your history im done hear now as i owned you enough times already so if you doing this for joke nows a good time to say. enough said
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4:57 pm
I accept your surrender, Oscillating Oystercatcher.
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4:30 pm
i dare you to try it satanist filth shameful your not a christian end of you worship the devil and you are nothing more than a piece of shit your losing this argument still im not gonna repeat myself i’ve won this just do yourself a favour and stop posting on this site you Don’t have any friends or a family i believe you made your “family” to try and act like your all mighty and such while your becomming the very thing you hate a homosexual face it you don’t love the pussy you love the bum of a man it’s that obvious
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4:38 pm
Sa⋅tan⋅ism
–noun
1. the worship of Satan or the powers of evil
2. a travesty of Christian rites in which Satan is worshiped.
See, I have one of them dirctiornarys, too. How can a follower of Christ be a Satanist if Satanists perform travesties of Christian rites and worship the enemy of Christ?
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4:41 pm
Meanwhile, YOU my friend have admitted to being a pagan (which is a sinonim for devil worshipper), you sympathisize with the gays, your British, and you listen to devil music. ‘Nuff said.
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5:58 am
Again, paganism doens’t mean satanism. A pagan doesn’t believe in christianity, therefore he cannot be a satanist.
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5:21 pm
never said i surrendered i’ve owned you enough times to be bored of you so im taking my break ill be harresing you more in the future though
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5:27 pm
Slavery is, unfortunately, illegal now so you’ve never owned me, nor would you ever, for as I’ve said numerous times, I ain’t into that homogay shit. The only humans that are currently able to be owned are women.
Go hit up your friend AGD if that’s what you want. He lives in Homowood, so I’m sure he’d be more than willing to oblige.
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5:41 pm
Its unfortunate that slavery is illegal in this country, but in 2012 I when Sarah takes the Presidency I just hope that she will consider bringing it back. I’m very optimistic of that.
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5:49 pm
Amen, white brother, Amen. The question is, which minority should we be enslaving? The blacks have become lazy, as we all know, since they got there freedom – just further proof of why they needed to be owned in the first place. Perhaps once their back under the whip they’ll get back to being good, productive animals, but what if not? We certainly can’t turn to the Mexicans, ’cause there even lazier than the blacks. We’ve already ruled out Canadians, so I guess that leaves us with the Jews. It’s about time we take back all that money they obviously must have stolen from good Christians, anyway.
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7:57 am
I put my vote on the minority called “Extremist christians” wich (as if you did not know) is what you belongs to
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5:57 pm
This is the most awesome website. I encourage all Christians and people who need to be saved to come to this website. There are many great articles about what is going on in the world. Also people need to be educated about how the Obama Administration is destroying this country. Afterall MSNBC and the New York Times only speak for Obama and all of his anti american cronies.
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1:03 am
“It was a study in one of them magazines I read once. ”
I didn’t know racist rednecks had their own magazine must be funded by the KKK.
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8:00 am
Did you know, in the bible, satan killed less people than god, god is a genocider
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9:58 am
“Did you know, in the bible, satan killed less people than god, god is a genocider”
so god is satan then?? i think you just condradicted yourself
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12:26 pm
then maybe your worshiping the wrong god.
think about it
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2:21 pm
YOU ARE NOT THE SHAMEFUL TRUTH!!!! IMPOSTOR!!!! LIAR!!!! IDENTITY THIEF!!!! FRAUDER!!!!!! MUSLIM!!!!!
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2:48 pm
YOU are the impostor!
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2:52 pm
My son is retarded. You’ll all have to forgive him. His mother and I are ashamed. Should have left that fucker in a dumpster…
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2:56 pm
Yes dear, and quite a disappointment, to boot. I guess those nightmares I was having while I was pregnant with him, were actually premonitions. I knew I should’ve used that coat hanger.
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3:01 pm
I do hope you all enjoy having red-hot pokers shoved up your poopers for all eternity, because that’s what awaits for you in the afterlife.
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3:05 pm
sounds like fun!
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3:06 pm
Mosses said to tell you that you need to be hit with a wiffle bat. I was thinking along the lines of something more like a rusty lead pipe. You are a fuck tard. We hate you. We have always hated you. OH, and you need to stop doing that thing you do with the grape fruit… It’s meant for eating… not what your using it for… that’s just sick…
And god is not amused by your collection of butt plugs… you hypocrit.
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3:10 pm
Oh honey, I’m so excited, it’s just like the old days around the Christmas table.
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3:22 pm
Alright, who let Norman Bates out of the crazy cage?
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3:32 pm
There you go again, deary. Talk like that is part of the reason you’re not getting in to Heaven. Always bates this and bates that. It’s all you ever talked about as a teen. I kept telling you if you kept doing that you’d go blind. Guess you’re half way there.
Love you bunches!
Mom
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3:39 pm
Now I KNOW that you’re not my mother (not that I ever believed it for a second, since my REAL mother is currently in a nursing home and doesn’t even know what a computer is, not to mention the internets), since I’ve never dippled my own dapple. Nice try, Norman.
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4:22 pm
Now deary, you’d be surprised at what you can learn if you just put your mind to it.
Love you bunches,
Mom
ps. listen to you father dear, he’s just telling you the truth, no matter how hard it may be to take.
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4:33 pm
Norman, why don’t you do us all a favor and go stick your widdle waddle in a toaster? K?
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4:48 pm
Sweetie! Do not talk to you mother that way. You should be ashamed!
And I just don’t know who this Norman is that you keep yammering on about. You ARE a little of now, aren’t you. I just knew I should have sobered up before I got pregnant with you, but who knew I wouldn’t remember missing my period until I was a good 5 months! And goodness glory those first 4 I still can’t remember (but don’t tell your father).
Love you bunches!
Mom
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5:04 pm
“You ARE a little of now, aren’t you.”
Wow. And people say I can’t speak good.
Your little Norman Bates game was cute for a bit Yuske, but it’s getting stale. Sorry to break the news to ya.
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5:15 pm
Sorry sweetie, your mother’s old, you know I just left out the “out” and the “it”, silly me. It was supposed to read, “You ARE a little out of it now, aren’t you.” Can’t seem to get anything right these days.
Sometimes the dementia from all that drinking that I did while I was preggers with you just gets the best of me. But I keep forging ahead.
Who’s Yuske, son.
When are you going to come see me again? You never visit.
Love you bunches,
Mom
oops, sorry, fell a sleep on the keyboard again.
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5:26 pm
As the liberals on this site say: face-palm. FAIL
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5:36 pm
Sorry son, I didn’t realize how much hatred you have for your Mother.
I guess I’ll leave you be.
Just when you come visit me next time, try not to hit me again.
Love,
Mom
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5:39 pm
Ok. Fine. You want to play this game? Let’s play. If you really are my mother, as you claim to be, then what’s your name, biatch?
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5:46 pm
*Sound of krikkets chirping in the silence*
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12:47 pm
Yeah. I thought so. Nice try, Yuske.
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9:31 am
IS SHAMEFUL A TROLL? OR JUST A VERY STUPID AND DELUDED PERSON WHO DOESNT KNOW ANYTHING APART FROM WHAT THE BIBLE TELLS HIM?
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3:08 pm
I really wish you idoits would stop making fun of my birth deffect. If you don’t have anything constructive to say about my articles, don’t say anything at all.
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7:02 pm
nothing constructive can be said about your articles… you’re a very stupid man, and a perfect example of why christianity is becoming less and less popular
you stupid american prick
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7:34 pm
You are a sad, sad specimen of humanity. Unless of course you are a monkey that just escaped from its cage…that would explain a lot…
Tell me, you accuse me of being a close-minded bigot, and yet you come here spewing all this nonsense about how ALL Christians are ignorant, stupid, brainless hicks who believe in a lie and ALL Americans are idiots. That all sounds just as close-minded and bigotted as anything I have ever said.
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3:45 pm
Got nothing to say to that, eh hypocrite?
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3:56 pm
Damn it Shat, I hate it when you actually make some semblance of sense and force me to agree with you. Stop that.
As a moderate Christian, I do find it rather offensive when people come on here and say all of this crap calling all Christians idiots just because a few idiots like the people this site portrays take Christianity to the extreme. It also bugs me when Europeans judge all Americans by the minority of idiots represented by this site.
In this instance, I’m afraid that Shameful is right. When you label “all” Christians and “all” Americans as ignorant idiots, based off this VERY small percentage of the population, you are being just as much of a bigot as Shat…and that’s saying something.
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4:09 pm
I used to find this site amusing. But Shameful_Truth’s articles are so inarticulate and incoherent that they can barely be read. The ignorance here is worse than Abe’s, there is a point where this B.S. goes beyond the point af amusment and into the area of sheer stupid and annoying.
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5:00 pm
I really don’t see how Shat is so much worse than the other writers on the site…all of these characters are ignorant idiots who can’t form a coherent sentence or argument, which is the fun of it. I’d say Shat and Abe really are on equal footing…At least Shat hasn’t yet started spouting about genetic science giving birth to a Bearsharktopus…
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8:01 am
More slating of Britain, what is your problem with us Brits, Americas biggest allie?
“Besides, who cares what you little islanders like to sing in your gay little pubic houses?”
Have you ever entered a British public house, i would love to see you enter a British public house and talk of your beliefs and say some of the stuff you spout on here, you would never walk again!!
“They molest children and are evil, evil people. Like the Jews, they probably also have horns.”
Ha ha ha…how can you talk of other people molestering children? Its regularly on the news that people like you (the extreme American christians) abuse their kids, whole towns full of your sort have been investigating for widespread child molestering, its common practice in your churches and amongst your families, goes hand in hand with your twisted beliefs!
You are a keyboard warrior! you sit at home in your small dark room, never seeing daylight, spouting drivel over the internet…what would you do if you came face to face with someone, someone like me? would you still be as brave when your not hiding behind your computer, would you still slate Britain etc? I doubt it, you would curl up into a ball and beg me not to beat you, you would be a quivering wreck, unable to talk or control your bowels. Look at you, you are weak, insignificant and pathetic, you lead a pathetic life, its not even a life, its just an existence, living in your fantasy realm with your twisted views and belief’s. Get a grip, step out into the real world and have a look round, your little fantasy world does not exist!!
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2:37 am
You are a dankish sheep-biting flax-wench.
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9:45 am
Hey out there, Metalheads! You got some pagan reinforcements from Germany now!
So, first off, what the heck!? Shat, you call yourself an “Christian”? You say Blacks are bad (just because of some idiotic rasisct statistics)? Well, than you are no better than my great-grandfather who was at the SS. And also all that stuff about Jews and Gays.. I am total straight, and i don´t like them to much, but for Odens sake, just let them be =/ They don´t do anything to you.. imagine: You would be allowed to do with Jews, Blacks and all the gays – You (because you are an Goddamn “Arschloch” like we say for asshole in Germany ;D) would kill them. Well, go on, just use Auschwitz, it still is there!
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1:20 pm
Huh. Here I am, being lectured on morality by a Germanazi. Looks like the soapdish is calling the frying pan black, to me.
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3:43 pm
Answer my questions. And when you hate Nazi´s so much.. Why do you act like one?
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2:35 am
I don’t march around squares doing ducksteps, murdering Jews, yelling “Zig Hile,” so how am I a Nazi? Plus, I’m American. You’re German. Doesn’t take an idiot to do the math there, fascist.
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8:09 am
Nazism: the expression of hate against everything that is not of the white species of mankind.
In plain english:
Nazis are people who hates/dislikes everyone who do not follow these rules
1: You have to be white
2: You have to be christian
3: You have to hate everyone who is different.
And guess what Shat? you fit them all..
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8:21 pm
And YOU fit the description of a misbegotten sheep-biting scut.
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7:28 am
Wow, dude, your a tough one. Get other here to europe and i´m gonna punch the crap out of you and my “Sieg Heil” friends. Btw, I took a crap on a nun yesterday.
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8:10 am
Now to finish the job find that nun again, make her watch this site, and then watch her laugh her buttocks off until she dies
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8:29 pm
You are both caluminous unchin-snouted popinjays.
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5:49 pm
First of all stop it with the Shakespearean insults, they aren’t clever or funny.
Now, I am Half British and Half American, I live in Britain and I love it here, what is your problem with us? Have you even ever been here?
My Family come from America and they (thank fuck) are good examples of an open-minded modern American family. But my Family also come from England, and they are also a fine example of modern Free-thinking People of the World.
I am a 16 year old guy and I have a Half-American, Half-Indian girlfriend whom I love very much, heard of that? Love? it’s what you Christians are supposed to have unconditionally for all things? maybe you should try it some time. You might learn something about Compassion.
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7:49 pm
You really have no idea do you? If you ever go to Britain you’re in for a shock.
I wonder if you’ve ever actually met a Geordie or a Scouser or, god forbid, a Glaswegian. If you think they’re camp you’ll likely walk away from the encounter minus an arm.
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