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Decent Americans in Massachusetts are standing up against two of the most offensive aspects of contemporary culture today: Homosexuals and the Internet. On the heels of the stunning victory of Maggie Gallagher and her delightfully-named “National Organ of Marriage” in Maine, protesters in the nearby Bay State have organized and marched on the State House demanding that Governor Deval Patrick prohibit minors from internet access because of the huge number of gays with new computers and flashy iPhones. They are also drawing attention to the curious and secretive links between the internet and the spread of illicit same-sex hookups. You can’t go online these days without getting nonstop dirty pornography in your email box or being bombarded by ads for twinkies in briefs on every website.
Tom Lang and his wife Kathy Lee of Woburn, MA held up the sign you see here, which drew sponateous applause from local bystanders. “The internet was made so homosexuals could post shirtless photos of themselves,” Lang stated, “or get late night messages from longhaired rocker boys in jockstraps. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to realize that’s why we have so many kids going gay these days.” Just as the American Revolution was started by cries of “The British are coming! The British are coming!” could Lang’s protest be the beginning of a Christian revolution in New England? Time will tell, but much just like the Glenn Beck’s teabagging, true America is finally speaking out despite the liberal elite media machine’s control of the national airwaves.
Now, I always thought of Maine as one of thoe nasty lefty states full of Yankee tourists eating lobsters and sailing in pretty boats while the rest of the country goes down in flames. Normally, I would be digusted by this state because there is no heartland farmland there and it’s far too close to Canada for my comfort. And New England in general is probably one of the most historically anti-American parts of this country. What have those people ever done for American values? Yes, I’m looking at you Barney Frank and the Kennedys. But what they did there yesterday in defeating gay freedom, is genuinely a sign that Christian beliefs are far more important than any tired old clichés you’ll find in the “Bill of Rights.”
Sadly, Washington State on the far lefthand side of America won’t be getting a gold star on my map. They have voted to support domestic partnership benefits so the gay husbands of Seattle (like blogger Dan Savage) can get pedicures on the corporate dime. Well, for a city once renowned for the impressive virility of its sailors, it’s now overrun by glitter-encrusted twinks and leather masters prowling Capital Hill for dilettantes passed out in alleyways. And don’t even get me started on that bastion of bad weed and Busty eskimos, Evergreen College in the town of Olympia. Who could ever send their child off to a guaranteed four-year bong hit?
4:14 pm
I meant to post the full placard but the top bit got snipped. Here it is:
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4:19 pm
Your photoshop would be more convincing if a) that same picture hadn’t been photoshopped elsewhere on the site and b) it wasn’t a suspiciously-looking lesbian woman holding the sign…
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4:57 pm
Listen here idiot, it’s not photo shop. This photograph was taken yesterday on Beacon Hill in Boston and is being reported on all over the internet. So go jump in a lake. Or google, “Destroy the computer” and you’ll see it on many, many other blogs. Your insistent insipid buffoonery is really grating my goiter. You are dumb.
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6:08 pm
Listen up fool, it’s not a photo shop. This photograph was taken yesterday on Beacon Hill in Boston and is being reported on all over the internet. So go jump in a lake. Or google, “Destroy the computer” and you’ll see it on many, many other blogs. Your insistent insipid buffoonery is really grating my goiter. You are dumb.
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6:23 pm
You are such a douche.
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5:16 am
You suck Satns penis you gay homosexual bunny with a groinal fixation that cant shag anyone because you need the hubble telescope to see it. Have a nice day mr billings.
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7:11 am
hi Stephen i saw one of comments in reply to the person who wrote this
“Your photoshop would be more convincing if a) that same picture hadn’t been photoshopped elsewhere on the site and b) it wasn’t a suspiciously-looking lesbian woman holding the sign…”
and you ended up replying back to him with these words
“Listen here idiot, it’s not photo shop. This photograph was taken yesterday on Beacon Hill in Boston and is being reported on all over the internet. So go jump in a lake. Or google, “Destroy the computer” and you’ll see it on many, many other blogs. Your insistent insipid buffoonery is really grating my goiter. You are dumb.”
now as i get to the point of this statement where is your “proof” of this photo? from what i have searched the “photo” doesn’t exsist at all. So this is obviously comming straight from your own arse.
If you read this comment and no doubt you will please send me the link of this Photo.
And as i am a friend of Flimflam who is now dedicated to making you look even more of an idiot than you already are. i will also be making an apperance on your fellow colleges posts to prove there false backwards logic is wrong in the fields of video games as i am a Video game programmer and i am still studying in that field also.
P.S I am also a proud and fellow member of Flimflams guild as a level 80 Death Knight in WOW and to increase his statement we truly do kick ass!!!!
Have a nice day
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11:03 pm
This photo has been floating around the blogosphere for years! It’s a gay pride march and the placard bearer is having a dig at right wing fundamentalist Christians.
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7:14 pm
Who cares when the picture was taken? All it takes to photoshop something is about 30 seconds and a semi-decent computer. It’s not like you need a Crysis-buster. And if you fanboys of war mongering hadn’t been agreeing with the statement that the internet is evil (this is on the internet, n00bs.), I may have been able to think that you were a little serious. Yes, Billings, I’m talking to you. You have been face-pwn3d by your most hated enemy: gamers.
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7:47 pm
What the hell are you talking about, you freak?
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5:09 pm
Hey Stephenson, you’re such a stupid moron. That was not taken yesterday you fool, it was at least two years ago, you freak. If you’re trying to be funny, try a little harder.
http://www.markallencam.com/?p=144
And why is she holding a rainbow flag?
http://n9kia.diinoweb.com/files/Fun/destroy-the-computer.jpg
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5:09 pm
“Your insistent insipid buffoonery is really grating my goiter. You are dumb.”
Kudos on the alliteration, but you get points taken away for resorting to calling me dumb. Seriously, dude, is that the best you could come up with? It’s like you start off with college-grade humor and then all of a sudden dropped back down to Kindergarten. Please don’t tell your boyfriend, Shameful, on me for “grating your goiter,” I would hate for him to get jealous.
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5:13 pm
Your such a dumbass Stephenson.
http://bostonphoenix.com/pages/03709277.asp
Employing irony in the marriage debate
Outside the State House, there are many more gay rights protesters than anti-gay marriage demonstrators. One of the anti-gay marriage proponents, Susie Hicks from Woburn, said this was because everyone thinks gay marriage is a “done deal.” She was at the State House with her friend Angela Mitchell, also from Woburn. Mitchell held a sign that read WE WANT THE BAY STATE NOT THE GAY STATE, THAT WOULD MEAN A SAD STATE.
Her sign was in sharp contrast to some of those held by gay marriage supporters that focus on gays who’ve made history such as Leonardo da Vinci, Alan Turing, who invented the computer, and Katherine Lee Bates, who wrote “America the Beautiful.” The sign focusing on Turning, for example, reads: DESTROY THE COMPUTER! IT’S A HOMOSEXUAL INVENTION BY ALAN TURING. WHO CARES IF HE CRACKED THE GERMAN ENIGMA CODE AND WON WORLD WAR II. IT’S A HOMO’S DEVIL MACHINE.
Tom Lang of Manchester by the Sea held one of the signs — which have taken some viewers a few moments to figure out. “We’re trying to show how important gay people are to the American culture,” Lang explained. “We’re not mental. We’re not immoral. But we’re important to society and interwoven into the tapestry of America.”
— reported by Deirdre Fulton
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5:19 pm
Nice try, HeeHaw, but who reads the Boston Phoenix? It’s full of gay sex personals and lefty coffee shop reviews. Just trash in my opinion and not trustworthy at all. Leave it to them to try and twist this issue around and blame the conservatives. Of course this protester had it right, there are far too many gays on the internet right now.
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5:22 pm
You are such a moron. I can’t believe how utterly brainless you are.
“there are far too many gays on the internet right now.” Then I guess you’d better get off, eh, FAG?
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5:28 pm
I thought gay people found the use of the word “fag” offensive and derogatory. If you’re a gay, are you using slander against me? Or do you hate the gays so much you feel comfortable throwing these nasty words around? Either way, your bigotry is not welcome here. I love all people, even those that struggle with homosexuality. Christ taught me that! But the truth is, I do despise homosexual acts and lifestyles. I love the sinner and hate the sin. As for you, you seem to be a confused person or just a hate mongering opportunist who is willing to throw out any hurtful terms whenever it fits your shortsighted agenda. I feel sorry for you.
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5:37 pm
You’re funny. And you’re hopelessly confused. Good for you.
“I love the sinner and hate the sin.” Is that what you keep saying to yourself when you go trolling for sex in the airport men’s room?
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5:16 pm
Plus the sticker on it says “i agree with the SJC” which implies that she agrees with the Supreme Judicial Court of Mass. when they ruled in favor of Marriage equality.
Douche.
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8:21 pm
God hates you Stephenson Billings
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6:10 am
Hi Stephen,
I enjoy your writing so much I feel the need to comment on all your future articles.
I am interested in learning more about how you consider some one that doesn’t care about the end of World War Two to be a decent human being let alone an American?
During the conflict total deaths are believed to be around 78,000,000 are you in support of this?
You also support the belief that the internet is full of homosexuals? Well if this is the case why are you here? Unless by your own data you must be a homosexual.
Also I don’t understand the term you use ‘Twinkie’ I thought this was some kind of cake I’m not as familiar with the gay euphemisms as you seem to be! My email doesn’t get filled with any homosexual content as I don’t browse homosexual content as this is how the internet works it tracks your usage and send appropriate spam. So if you get inordinate pornography with same sex content its because you are spending an great deal of time browsing those websites.
Also I cant quite grasp and would appreciate a further explanation how you can hate particular American states because they do not have heartland farming and because of the proximity to foreign soil?
This I find to be astounding because if you removed New England and it became part of Canada then you would be closer to Canada. I am actually laughing so hard at your total fail to make a convincing argument my bladder hasn’t been able to hold on effectively.
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3:44 pm
“Also I don’t understand the term you use ‘Twinkie’ I thought this was some kind of cake I’m not as familiar with the gay euphemisms as you seem to be!”
Hehe… Twinkie…
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11:21 pm
HAHAHA
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9:27 am
I’m so glad that I live in the great state of South Carolina (although our Govenor is an embarassment). I have never been to New England and never care to go there. Its full of Anti American, left wing, anti christians with no morals. People up there will never get into heaven at the rate their going.
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12:13 pm
Agreed, sir. I hear that Boston, Maine, is a filthy, gay-ridden place where the homo-gays all gather to have their orgies in a swamp like a bunch of filthy rats. Disgusting. I ain’t never set more than ten feet out of Bucksnot, Tennessee, an’ I don’t intend to, neither.
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2:09 pm
Yeah, and we wish we could build a wall, a very long wall, very tall wall, to keep all you people down there in the south – knuckle-draggers, one and all.
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2:21 pm
Oh, so NOW you regret winning the Civil War, eh? Bit late for that, I’m afraid. Shoulda thoughta that back in 1776 when you came down and forced us to conform to your Yankee ways.
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2:58 pm
No I don’t regret winning the Civil War, the slaves needed to be freed from your grubby little hands. I only wish now we would build a wall, you all are a stain on our beautiful free country.
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3:08 pm
Yankees have absolutely no family values, no morals, and are very sinful people. They need to go to church and learn how to pray. I want all of them to know its not too late. Get down on your knees and pray for forgiveness. Pray for all the sins that new englanders have committed such as tolerating homosexual behavior, abortions, drug use, premartial sex, sodomy and masturbation.
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3:19 pm
Abortion and Divorce rates are highest in the South, you moron. You are all a bunch of stinking dirty stupid pigs. Each one of you is FATTER than the next.
We up here believe in love, happiness and equality – things taught by Our Lord Jesus Christ. God loves all of his children, although he has quite a difficult time loving people like you that HATE his creation and LIE to yourselves and others.
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3:37 pm
Memaw, its types like you who probably voted for Obama. you dont care about christian values. the divorce rates are probably higher down here since yankees don’t respect marriage. they are engaged in promiscous activity, either through homosexual or premartial sex. Obama is your God and Jesus Christ is mine and you better be prepared for his coming. I suggest you go read the bible.
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3:48 pm
“the divorce rates are probably higher down here since yankees don’t respect marriage.”
This makes no sense whatsoever! Yeah, blame us for your problem, that’s real mature.
The divorce rates are higher down there because you people don’t respect in institution of marriage. You may not practice pre-marital sex (although I’d say you were lying), so you just go get married, divorced, married, divorced, married, divorced, married (do your down-low on the side) and it’s all just ok-dokey, right? No pre-marital sex, just multiple sex partners.
You are sick.
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3:59 pm
Listen if the south had won the civil war we wouldn’t have the federal government stealing our hard earned wages and giving it to deadbeats on welfare, or trying to take our guns, and shoving health care down our throats. You would be a lot better off assuming you work and pay taxes.
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4:04 pm
Memaw – You’re forgetting that in the south it’s not considered premarital sex if it’s with your sister or cousin.
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4:06 pm
I mean, look at shameful truth, after all. You KNOW that mo-fo has to be the result of inbreeding…
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4:12 pm
Scott, you are indeed a misguided fool. The so-called “Red States” Including your beloved dixieland are the ones that suck at the teat of the Federal Goverment:
http://www.taxfoundation.org/press/show/22659.html
And look at the ones who pay out more than they receive, yes, the northeast.
Moron.
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4:12 pm
Shut the Hell up, AGD! At least I don’t look like a gay bandicoot. And I’ll have you know that my wife is a former cheerleader, so obviously I can’t be as ugly as you think.
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3:23 pm
And don’t forget allowing women into the workplace, to vote, drive and all that other feminesbian crap.
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4:11 pm
Want to know a shameful truth?
You’re a fucking idiot.
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4:20 pm
I know!!! How dare that heathen Sarah Palin prance around all over the place like she was a man! WHORE! She should go back to the kitchen where she belongs!!!!!
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3:49 pm
“The internet was made so homosexuals could post shirtless photos of themselves,” Lang stated, “or get late night messages from longhaired rocker boys in jockstraps. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to realize that’s why we have so many kids going gay these days.”
Hey Stephenson Billings, guess what the fuck your using right now? So by using that logic, you are a homosexual posting shirtless photos of yourself…
Not to mention you use Twinkie as a gay term… Damn this has to be my favorite article yet!
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4:26 pm
“At least I don’t look like a gay bandicoot”
And what exactly does a gay bandicoot look like, Ape-face?
“And I’ll have you know that my wife is a former cheerleader, so obviously I can’t be as ugly as you think.”
Newsflash: Shameful’s wife is sleeping with their Mexican gardener while Shameful’s busy whacking off to gay porn.
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4:30 pm
All of you from the northeast should be down on your knees praying for forgiveness. I feel sorry for each and everyone of you for being possessed by the devil.
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4:38 pm
Can’t handle the truth, can you Scott? I know reality can be tough thing to handle for people who constantly lie to themselves.
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4:56 pm
No Memaw its you who cant handle the truth. I like many other Conservative Pro Family Christians are angry. The communist president who isn’t even a born citizen is taxing us to death, shoving health care down our throats and letting our country be vulnerable to an attack. Well we have had it. Look at our tea parties we are revolting. In 2010 we are taking back the Congress and in 2012 we are taking back the White House. People like Sarah Palin, Shawn Hannity and Glenn Beck are whose gonna save this country and you will be thanking them.
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5:02 pm
Good luck with that.
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5:38 pm
Oh and one other thing I forgot to mention. Sarah Palin? Um, isn’t she a woman? I don’t see how your “Conservative Pro Family Christian” ideals allow a woman to be anything other than a stay-at-home mother. So according to your own values, she’s a heathen, going around acting like she was a man. You should really should just want her to go back to the kitchen, otherwise, you’d be a hypocrite – oh, wait, you already are, silly me.
…God is Love. You are Hate.
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5:58 pm
Sarah Palin fights for what we beleive in. She is a woman of principle not some left wing feminist. Besides she has done a wonderful job with her children and is able to balance her homelife and work life.
Women who should spend time at home are people like Hillary Clinton, Olympia Snowe, Susan Collins, Barbara Boxer and Pelosi. They are whats wrong with this country. Women today come from left wing families and try to shove feminism down our throats.
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6:05 pm
Sarah Palin did a good job with her children? Her daughter is a whore.
And, wow, um, without “feminism” she wouldn’t be where she was today. Without “feminism,” women wouldn’t be allowed to vote or hold public office, you moron.
God, please help these people!
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6:17 pm
Feminesbians are one of the biggest thorns in the side of this great and noble country. And how dare you label Sarah Palin’s daughter a whore? That terrible boy probably slipped her one of them date rape drugs in her Diet Coke. And at least she did the right thing and kept the baby, unlike every REAL slut in this country.
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6:24 pm
Sorry, you’re right, I shouldn’t have called her a whore, whore’s get paid. She’s just a slut.
A dirty, dirty, slut.
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6:29 pm
Sluts give it away for free and because she was a “good christian” and didn’t know any better, she didn’t use birth control!
Pre-marital sex! How Christian of her!
Sarah Palin: worst mother in the world!
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6:53 pm
Oh, deary me. Pot, Kettle? Are you fighting again?
Well, it’s been fun, but I gotta get dinner on the table, the grandkids are coming over.
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6:33 pm
Oh, so now every girl who becomes a victim of date rape is a slut, huh? Now who is the judgemental, hateful one?
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6:38 pm
I would really think that if the Palin daughter was raped by that boy, he would be in prison. She was the governor for like a second, wasn’t she?
She’s a vengeful person, so he’d actually would have been sent to the electric chair.
Or she likes to shoot at things from helecopters – she would have just set him free in the wilderness and hunted and killed him herself.
So, all those things being considered, the Palin daughter wasn’t raped. Dumbass.
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6:47 pm
Clearly Palin’s daughter didn’t want a scandal to effect her mother’s election, so she did what any good Christina girl who gets date-raped should do: try to make things work with the husband of her child. Of course that boy is probably a faithless heathen who’s parents were liberals who “didn’t believe in spanking their children,” so he upped and left the poor girl. Was it wrong of her to lie to her parents and the country? Yes, but that does not make her a slut, you sad, judgemental person.
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7:09 pm
Sarah Palin’s daughter is not a slut. She had some low life take advantage of her. She chose to keep the baby, as a good christian girl would. As far as the guy goes he probably came from a very liberal family who lived on welfare. He was probably a smooth talker much like Obama and wormed his way into the Palin family. Now he is disgracing them by posing for an adult magazine. He will meet his maker someday.
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10:51 pm
You are obviously the product of SATAN, so I shall cast you into HELL.
YOU are EVIL. GOD shall SMITE you.
YOU will BURN in HELL.
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4:59 pm
We’ll just see who’s truth is truer at judgement day St. Peter denies you entrance to Heaven’s Gates and casts you into the fires of Hell. Meanwhile, me and Scott will be sitting back on our cloud up in Heaven laughing at you with Jesus, the angels, the cherubs and Richard Nixon as we sip on our appletinis and debate over our favorite episodes of Seventh Heaven.
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5:08 pm
Well, if it’s you, Scott and Richard Nixon, it wouldn’t really seem like Heaven – more like Hell, so, yeah, count me out.
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5:18 pm
Well, seeing as you strike me as the type of person who would enjoy being turned into BBQ and having an imp’s red-hot pitchfork shoved up your no-no zone for all eternity, I suppose that would be a good fit for you, now wouldn’t it?
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5:32 pm
I don’t think you understood what I said, I know it’s difficult for you, so let me restate myself.
Where ever you and Scott end up is most definitely Hell, so since I’m not going to Hell, I won’t be where you are, silly.
…God is Love. You are Hate.
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4:31 pm
Former Cheerleader wife.
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4:38 pm
Where’d you get a picture of my wife??? You commie bastards put camera’s in my lightbulbs again, didn’t you?
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10:05 pm
Even Christwire thinks Billings is a faggot.
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10:59 pm
Stephenson Billings is a big FAG. He licks to troll airport mens rooms for anonymous sex. He likes to eat cum and lick dirty assholes. He is sick and perverted.
He will BURN IN HELL.
Everyone associated with this website will BURN IN HELL.
This website is EVIL.
GOD will SMITE anyone associated with this WEBSITE.
Good luck and happy times, deviants!
BURN BABY BURN!!!
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2:50 am
It’s very sad so see someone full of so much uncontrolled hatred.
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7:25 am
“Stephenson Billings is a big FAG”
Memaw by using the word “FAG” you must not approve of homosexuals either, but I will say I would never call someone a FAG, that is just downright hateful.
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10:43 am
No idiots, here is the definition of FAG:
A man, usually in a position of power, who has sex with other men, while maintaining a heterosexual facade, usually by marrying a woman, and who uses his position of power and his self-hatred to demean and spread hate of lesbians and gay men.
This would apply to you Scott, and you shameful, and you too Stephenson!
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12:15 pm
I dont know where you got that definition, but a FAG according to yourdictionary.com is
n. Offensive Slang
Used as a disparaging term for a homosexual man.
A fag is a homosexual, pure and simple weather married or not. It is also a word of Hate and you are using it.
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12:22 pm
I also took the definition from a website where definitions are full of liberal propaganda, so you should love that. Now go get a job and quit milking off the welfare system.
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2:47 pm
I have a job you douche. And most likely I make more money and pay more taxes (which I’m happy to do) than you do. Moron.
You’re a fucking idiot.
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7:26 pm
“weather married”? what does that mean, moron? it’s spelled whether…. idiot.
Plus, you are confusing fag or faggot, with FAG.
A FAG is a man who pretends to be straight to the detriment of others, like Larry Craig, mister airport bathroom tap dancer himself. Oh and the list goes on and on for “conservatives.”
Of course then there is your governor, who may not be a FAG, but as a “conservative,” hates the institution of marriage and has done all he can to destroy marriage.
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7:50 pm
Wow you really are a liberal. You make up your own definitions. Anyway a fag is a guy who likes guys, get it. read the dictionary maybe you will learn something and then maybe you can take a bar of soap to that filthy mouth of yours.
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7:51 pm
Wheres your source for that definition?
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4:11 pm
The term “fag” or “faggot” comes from Old English and means a bundle of sticks. It was later used to describe the men being burned at the stake for “crimes against nature”.
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3:00 pm
Scott you couldn’t be more right. These liberal do gooders have got to go. sounds like Memaw is one of them. Memaw quit stealing from people who work hard for their money so you can give it to deadbeats.
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3:17 pm
Yes, dear Jebidiah , a noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.
Deadbeats like you and Scott? Ok, no problem there.
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7:53 pm
If were such deadbeats then why do you like giving us every working mans hard earned money.
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8:00 pm
Your sentence makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.
You are a moron.
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8:09 pm
How could you not understand that, thats right liberals dont understand anything. Let me put it to this way, you called Jebidiah and I deadbeats. Well you like high taxes which means hard working people give money to deadbeats through programs such as welfare. Do you understand now or do you have to be spoon fed???
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5:12 pm
“if were such”
Not a clue what that means.
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1:29 am
Memaw, why don’t you just move to Homowood already? That’s CLEARLY where you want to be.
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2:21 am
Memaw you are the perfect example of what is wrong with America. Its left-wing liberals like you that degrade the strong christian morals that this country once had. You should try going to church. It might not be too late to save your soul
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5:09 pm
It’s none of your business, but I’m actually a libertarian, you fool.
I’ve been to church, and I’ve never seen such an awful, hateful bunch. I prefer to live a life of love, than hate.
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5:19 pm
THat’s what them Jews, Trey Stone and Matt Parker claim to be, too. Sounds like one of them made up religions, like scientology, to me.
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6:02 pm
oh and it sounds like you’re also an anti-semite.
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9:31 pm
You sir are an ignorant racist. I’m sure any jew in the world is smarter and more hard working than you. The jews rose from their own wit and hard work. You radical conservatives make me sick. Why is it that you backwater rednecks can concoct thousands of conspiracy theories from fear of other countries but you just buy into the bullshit that Bush told you. Do you honestly think that he went to war to protect America and that he just happened to invade the region with the most fossil-fuels in the world? America needs more open-minded, free-thinking liberals like memaw.
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5:39 pm
Oh yes, Libertarians. You people dont like to protect our country what so ever. Your against Bush’s decision to go to war. Well let me tell you something MeMaw, you should be down on your hands and knees thanking President Bush for protecting you against terrorists. Also on the Libertarian platform is legalization of drugs. Well that explains it. You enjoy snorting cocaine all day while you watch soap operas. MeMaw, I know your not the brightest person in the world, but it isn’t too late for you to be saved. I suggest you go to church and stay there for the next 6 hours and pray for forgiveness. Maybe the Good Lord will have mercey on you.
Scott
SARAH IN 2012!!!!
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5:46 pm
Bushie made this country less safe – and good God, look at the mess he left in the rest of the world. And don’t go sayin’ that we haven’t been attacked, so it’s so, because the terrorists do things on a slower more deliberate pace than we do – but you probably wouldn’t know that.
Sarah Palin is a quitter. What, if she were to ever get herself elected (God forbid) she’d just quit half way through. Though most likely she’ll just quit in the middle of her campaign.
Yes, unlike you, I don’t like the government telling me what I can and can not do. You on the other hand want censorship – which is decidedly un-American, you fascist.
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5:56 pm
We don’t want censorship. We want just want to filter the smut and propaganda from being released to the masses.
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5:58 pm
Oh and I believe in a strong military, but not one that goes about nation-building and wasting billions upon billions of tax payer money and killing or maiming thousands upon thousands of our troops.
I think you’ve been praying to a false god, maybe you should look into that.
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6:00 pm
“We don’t want censorship. We want just want to filter the smut and propaganda from being released to the masses.”
Um, that would be censorship, you fascist. And I believe you have it in your power right now to filter the smut and propaganda from your own little lives.
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6:06 pm
We want our children to grow up and be sucessful. I’m going to be working on the Draft Sarah Palin for President in 2012. Here is a list of legislation I beleive should be passed by Congress:
1. Ban Masturbation
2. Ban Homosexual Activity
3. Ban Sodomy
4. Ban Federal Income Tax
5. Ban all Environmental Laws (global warming is a hoax)
6. Ban Abortions
7. Ban all Gun Control Laws
8. Make Prayer in the Schools MANDATORY
9. Ban All Sex Education focusing on Abstinence
10. DRILL BABY DRILL
11. Continue with the wars overseas
12. Ban all welfare and giveaway programs
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6:07 pm
Of course we filter it from our own lives, but it is our job, our duty, as Christians to protect the weak and susceptible from falling into Satan’s many traps of seduction.
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6:11 pm
Mistake on my post above. Number 9 should read ABSTINECE ONLY PROGRAMS. All birth control should be banned.
13. Ban all Pornagraphy
14. Ban Science Classes in schools
15. Ban the DMV’s in the states
16. Privatize Social Security
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6:17 pm
Wow a full-on fascist theocracy. You go!
And ban all science classes, reallly? Um, so where are your doctors and nurses going to come from, India?
And making prayer mandatory is schools, so which religion is going to be the main religion? And don’t just say Christianity, because there are a lot of different sects, Catholicism, the various Protestants and those non-demoniational mega churches.
And so when your neighborhood chemical plant decided to dump a bunch of toxic waste in your fishing hole, I guess you’ll be happy about that?
And how are you going to pay for the Masturbation police if you don’t have any taxes?
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6:22 pm
And wait, how are you going to pay for your continuing wars if you don’t have any taxes?
I guess you’ll be developing a slave army, is that it? It’ll still take money to feed and house them, so how are you going to pay for that?
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6:10 pm
Excellent list, as always my friend Scott. You might also want to add banning Homowood, or just California altogether. Hopefully any day now that earthquake will come along and then it will be a mute point, but until that blessed day arrives I think we should be taking measures to let the Mexicans have that disaster of a state.
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6:12 pm
The Canadians can have New Fag City, too. Their’s a bunch of the gays there with their Jerry Sondheim and Stephen Herman musicals. All Jews, too, of course. Good riddance.
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6:13 pm
the list just keeps going.
17. Bible Study MANDATORY in all schools.
18. California will be banned
19. New England and New York will be sold to Canada
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6:20 pm
I guess and while you are at it, just add basically every metropolitan area in the entire country, because you know they always vote more for the Democratic Party and the Republicans.
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6:19 pm
20. All non-American languages (including Brittish-speak) will be banned. If yer goin’ to come to America, learn how to fuckin’ talk like us, first.
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6:26 pm
Shameful, this brings us to borders language and culture.
21. BORDERS WILL BE CLOSED. No Mexicans, No Canadians. A wall will be built separating Mexico and the US like the Great Wall Of China.
22. The Ten Commandments will be displayed in ALL PUBLIC PLACES.
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6:28 pm
And we should beuild a wall around Florida, too, to keep all them wetbacks out.
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6:25 pm
“And ban all science classes, reallly? Um, so where are your doctors and nurses going to come from, India?”
Doctors and Nurses are all science sell-outs. Studies show that 90% of the world’s diseases were actually started by our so-called “healers.” Prayer and faith, on the other hand, have been proven to work miracles science and medicine never could.
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6:27 pm
um, ok?
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7:55 pm
HAHAHAHA R U SERIOUS???
excuse me but sicknesses were brought on before there were even such thing as doctors! viruses and bacteria were around before humans (single celled organisms came 1st, them complex organisms)! its a proven fact, looks like someone needs to take biology again dude!!!
theyre actually doing research on the salem witch trials because they think that there was a certain sickness going around (that was cought by eating a certain infected crop) that made the puritans “see things” leading them to accuse each other of being witches..
and before u go off in a rant about how being a witch is bad and all and how they really were, plz note that the trial to see if you were a witch in salem at the time was to be weighted and thrown at the bottom of a body of water, if u survived you were a witch, if u died, they made a serious mistake. and everyone DIED.
they didnt know about bacteria and viruses, they just thought that “god was punishing them” if they were sick because they had no other way to explain ones certain illness!
but thts all different now!
not only doctors prevent sickness, but they SAVE LIVES
there are lil 7yr olds out there with cancer who, while thier friends learn thier abc’s, theyre learning about thier condition, and how itll eventually kill them in a month or two!
and docs are not “HEALERS” they dant “heal” things, only god can do tht, but doctors TREAT and CURE sickness, theyre good people, and if we got rid of them wed prolly end up like the puritans in salem all over again!
n dont make up n e more BS cuz u know were right, we all have doctors, including YOU!
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8:02 pm
You’re ignorance is alarming…of course their were illnesses before doctors, but those illnesses were caused by Satan. Most modern illnesses, such as cancer, the AIDS, and Piggy Flu, however, were almost entirely created by doctors and pharmacists to make a profit. But I do agree with you that only God can heal, which was what I was saying in the first place anyway. Which is why prayer and Faith are the only things that can save us from these plagues of men.
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6:28 pm
23. MSNBC, CNN, MTV, NICKOLODEON, DISNEY will all be shut down.
24. All Public Television will be BANNED.
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6:30 pm
BBC should be banned, too. THat homogay Yuske has proven how dangerous the Brits can be.
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2:30 pm
Facey, im tired of argueing with a brick wall..or brick face.
You sir, are a xenophobic, racist, sexist, facsist, Christian <– Oh no I didn't, horrible sick culture scared bastard, you are a complete moron, and if hell exists againsts all scientific evidence, your going their, St Peter won't even want to look at such a nasty cretine.
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6:33 pm
Wow, sounds great, kinda like the Soviet Union, but in a theocratic kinda way. sweet!
Although if you shut down all those business, won’t your unemployment skyrocket?
And who’s going to pay for the wall, sense you have not taxes. Oh, wait, again with the slaves, you just want to bring back slavery, is that it? Slaves for the army, slaves to build the wall, slaves to keep the roads paved.
And it’s all ok’d by the Holy Bible!!! God loves his slaves, beating them too.
I guess you’ll want to tear up the Constitution and all, or maybe just revoke that pesky 14th amendment (and probably the 19th, too)
Oh, so then Sarah will become QUEEN OF America, is that it?
well, good luck to all that – destroying the USA and all.
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6:40 pm
Businesses will prosper as they wont have to pay taxes. People will prosper. And as far as Sarah being a Queen. She already is a Queen. She is loved and admired throughout our great country.
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6:51 pm
You two are just hilarious, you should become a comedy team.
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7:02 pm
but why do you want to save humanity? don’t you want Armageddon, so that you all can leave this earth and go to heaven? Leaving us behind?
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7:11 pm
Our place in heaven is assured, but we also must do our best to keep Lucifer from building his army. The more soles fall under his spell, the more powerful he becomes. That is why we MUST do everything in our power to save as many soles as possible before Armageddon.
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7:21 pm
why are you talking about shoes now?
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7:26 pm
Whatchoo on about, platypus plucker?
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9:51 pm
Silly, you keep saying “soles”. Soles are on the bottom of your shoes.
Do you mean “souls”, ’cause that’s what I gots in my being. maybe you gots something else???
silly, silly little man.
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6:40 pm
We’ll just be reclaiming our rightful place on the foodchain. Although I’m sure we’ll be more than happy to have some good-for-nothing layabout Yankees like you for slaves, too.
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6:45 pm
Yea but yankees dont like to work, they are good for nothing and lazy and milk off the system.
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6:47 pm
Well, of course we wouldn’t give them anything important to do. Mainly we’d just own them to keep them quiet, put them in their place, and whip them around a bit from time to time.
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10:24 pm
“rightful place on the foodchain”
yeah, I guess that’d be the bottom of the foodchain, because you certainly aren’t at the top.
‘course I know you both like to be bottoms.
smooches!
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6:49 pm
Oh, and we can let our black slaves have their daughters from time to time, since you know how them negroes love there white women. Better let ‘em have there way with a Yankee baby factory than a Southern one.
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6:58 pm
There ain’t nothing funny about fixing the world, Memaw. Your callous attitude toward the change that must come to save humanity from the pits of Hell just shows your ignorance.
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7:02 pm
This site is hilarious. I can’t stop laughing from all the satire!
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7:07 pm
You’d better whatch your tongue there, sun. We don’t take kindly to people who smeer the good, God-blessed name of Christwire aroun’ these parts. There’s a reason “satire” and “Satan” start with the same four letters.
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7:35 pm
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH HOMOSEXUALS, THEYRE BORN WITH THIER SEXUALITY!!! IF GOD DID NOT LOVE THE HOMOS HE WOULD NOT HAVE MADE THEM BORN LOVING OTHER MEN/WOMAN!
if God loves all his children he loves homosexuals too…
GET OVER YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!
oh and if the computer is a “homo machine” then why the HELL are you on it???
ROFLMAO
PWND
N00B!
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7:41 pm
You are not born a homogay, it is a choice one makes – usually inspired by Satan creeping into your room late at night to plant his evil seed of lies into your mind. This is a well-known fact and has been well documented for six thousand years. Please do try to keep up.
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7:47 pm
People become gay when they become possessed by the Devil. Now Satan reaches people through vehicles such as Obama, MSNBC, MTV, computers, and pornagraphy. It is IMPERATIVE that we convert as many people as possible back to hetereosexuality. That way Lucifer wont have a huge army when he goes on attack. We must also get Sarah into the White House in 2012, she will save this country and help fight Lucifer.
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7:50 pm
Amen.
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7:59 pm
gAyMEN!
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8:00 pm
“You are not born a homogay, it is a choice one makes – usually inspired by Satan creeping into your room late at night to plant his evil seed of lies into your mind. This is a well-known fact and has been well documented for six thousand years. Please do try to keep up.”
hahaha ur ridiculous!
homogay? if i were u id try n b politically correct sir!
and it is NOT inspired by satan in any way, shape, or form!
u can not rely on information from 6,000 years in tha past simply because someone said so, there are scientific studies going around researching this and they all lean toward the fact tht u are born with ur sexuality. it is proven to b a CHEMICAL IMBALANCE, you say it is a choice? HAH, do u rly think people would choose to b like that? always being made fun of and such?
the bible teaches you to love EVERYONE, so i love homos too! the oens i know are all around good people!
so why dont YOU try n keep up dude xD
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7:50 pm
What is it that you guys are smoking when you write this shit. Whatever it is I want some of it.
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7:55 pm
Drugs are yet another tool of Lucifer’s. Did you realize that when you inhale, or inject, or whatever else you do to get drugs into your system, you are actually letting Satan’s seed into you? Think about that before you roll your cucaracha next time, sun.
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8:00 pm
guess you don’t drink beer or other alcohol either.
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8:05 pm
When you pick up an alcholic drink you are drinking from the wrath of Satan. The seeds will then be planted inside you and turn you into a heathen.
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8:15 pm
“When you pick up an alcholic drink you are drinking from the wrath of Satan. The seeds will then be planted inside you and turn you into a heathen.”
ROFL!!!! YEAH BCUZ JESUS DRANK WINE AND TURNED IT INTO HIS BLOOD AND WEN WE DRINK WINE AT CHURCH WERE ALL DRINKING SATANS WRATH!? LAWL U FRIPPIN FAILED DUDE!!!!!
IF U BELIEVE THIS THEN UR SAYING WE SHUD NOT GO TO CHURCH???? LOLOL
U JUST FRIPPIN PWND URSELF, I DIDNT HAVE TO DO IT FOR YA THIS TIME xD
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8:22 pm
The alchol in church is blessed and we only take a sip, thats allowed, Lucifers seed have been taken out. Those you drink reguraly or anytime out side of the sip they take in church have lucifer growing in their bodies. When we Convervatives take back the White House in 2012 we are going to fight Lucifer and take him down. Now go pray for forgiveness.
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8:06 pm
“Drugs are yet another tool of Lucifer’s. Did you realize that when you inhale, or inject, or whatever else you do to get drugs into your system, you are actually letting Satan’s seed into you? Think about that before you roll your cucaracha next time, sun.”
i agree, drugs are bad and some would argue that it is the work of satan, yet id word tht a bit differently.. it is not necessarily satans “seed” , but id rather say temptation, because not all druggies are bad people, sure theyre disrespecting thier body, but its like quitting smoking, its HARD.
i know a few people who do drugs, not for the high, but bcuz they were going thru some bad times and it was the only comfort they got! they all wish they could stop, and have made numerous attempts, but its an addiction, ur body craves it!
i personally have never done drugs, and never plan to cuz ive seen what it can do to people, but just keep in mind tht they can DIE from trying to quit.. its a rly dangerous thing! im totally against drugs n all but i keep an open mind as to why people do them
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8:01 pm
You know what Josh. We are high, we are high on Jesus Christ. We are high on reading the bible. We are high on getting Sarah Palin elected President in 2012, so we can fight off Lucifer. I suggest you get high by picking up a bible and reading it and then go pray for forgiveness. By the Power Of Prayer theres a big possiblity you will be saved and rid of your awful drug habit.
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8:16 pm
LMAO YOU GUYS ARE WHO BELIVE INET MAKES HOMOS ARE FUCKING RETARDS AND OHHH NOES MY COMP GAVE ME STDS!!!!! OHHHH HELLZ NOES SHIT COMP GAVE ME CRABS NIGGA!!! NIGGA JESUS GAVE ME AIDS!!! OHH NOES!!!!!!!! JK YOU GET THESE THINGS FROM BACTERIA YOU KNOW? DO YOU DOUCHEBAGS KNOW WHAT BACTERIA AND VIRUSES ARE? OH NOES I FORGOT YOU DONT BELIVE IN THEM and speaking of homos who is it that rapes little boys? PPL LIKE STEVENSON OR W/E HIS NAME IS LULZ B ITCHES NAD I LOVE YOU KRISTINA!!! <333 rember jack and who everesle is on his side BOW DOWN TOO SATAN!!!!!! or REPENT REPENT!!!!! cuz im always welcoming you into my nice warm cozy home, because im such a nice person ^^
Love,
SaTaN
PS. HaIL 666!
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8:20 pm
So you guys are like the Christian Taliban or Christiban, right?
And Sarah Palin is your false idol. Isn’t there something in the 10 Commandments about false idols.
Whatever, you guys pick and choose what you want to believe.
See you in hell!
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9:19 pm
“The alchol in church is blessed and we only take a sip, thats allowed, Lucifers seed have been taken out. Those you drink reguraly or anytime out side of the sip they take in church have lucifer growing in their bodies. When we Convervatives take back the White House in 2012 we are going to fight Lucifer and take him down. Now go pray for forgiveness.”
1- i dont drink, and jesus n his followers drank wine b4 it was blessed at regualr occasions, so ur teling me tht all alcohol is bad? u kno not EVERYONE is an alcoholic right?
2-u dont know if ull take bak the whitehouse, no one knows, so dont go stating tht u will or u can get into some big political issues.
3- from what i can remember in history earlier this yr there was once a ban on alcohol once, but it was taken off! ull never b able to ban it, or smoking, simply because this is a democracy. the people need to agree to this, which they never will. and even ur political leaders and false “idols” (isnt tht against the commandments btw?) drink on special occasions…
4- u n ur tr0ll site need to stop with the bs, ur soiling the name of god in what ur doing. i do not need to pray for forgiveness, i am “speaking my mind” which ur comment box apparently encourages, and i have every right to do so with my freedom of speech. so are u crazy bible thumpers gunna try n take tht away from us too in 2012? well then im sry but id rather live somewhere else. plus, ull never get ur representative elected in office if those r the ideas he/she puts out to the citizens of the u.s.a. because todays youth does not agree with that, and you all say “we are the future”
but ur wrong, we r the here n now. only by ur fighting us in everything do we gain more knowledge and become more logical.. ask anyone, todays youth is more mature than it has been in YEARS! so we KNOW what were talking about!
in conclusion, u cant hold onto the old ways of doing everything, times change, people change and therefore customs change. the bible wasnt meant to b taken literally, we learn tht in religion class, i have in my advanced theology classes too. it only causes problems! fighting with us will get u nowhere, ur outnumbered, we dont want to fight, we have better things to do, but damnit wen u try to take away our natural rights u might as well throw away everything our forefathers fought for! we stand up for what we believe in, and we stand strong! we know what we are doing, and personally, i think you and all ur christwire comrades make urself look like fools with the false info and bs u put up on this site when u KNOW people know better… u do this looking for a fight, u need to find something better to do with ur time, seriously!
u cant fight us on this, we already won on countless others!
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9:28 pm
“The Canadians can have New Fag City, too. Their’s a bunch of the gays there with their Jerry Sondheim and Stephen Herman musicals. All Jews, too, of course. Good riddance.”
JESUS CHRIST WAS A JEW YOU SCUMBAG!!!
FAG CITY? THTS NOT POLITICALLY CORRECT, UR NOT RESPECTING OTHERS, GO PRAY FOR FORGIVENESS!
MUSICALS ARE MEANT FOR ENTERTAINMENT, SO WHO CARES IF THE PEOPLE IN THEM ARE GAY? IT STILL DOESNT MAKE THEM BAD PEOPLE, I KNOW A HANDFULL OF GAYS WHO ARE CONSTANTLY GOING OUT OF THIER WAY TO HELP OTHERS!!!!!!!!!!
LASTLY, IF U CHRISTWIRE FREAKS ARE GOING TO GO AROUND TEARING APART EVERYTHING THT IS EVIL (WHICH U SAY IS EVERYTHING BUT READING THE BIBLE) THEN E V E R Y T H I N G MUST B EVIL! OH MYY GOSHHHH! SO WE SHUD SPEND EVERY DAY READING THE BIBLE AND GOING TO CHURCH BECOME MONKS,BEAT UP HOMOSEXUALS, BANN MUSICALS, KILL EVERYONE IN CANADA, JAPAN, CHINA, AND OR EVERYONE WHO IS NOT CHRISTIAN!
WOW SOUNDS LIKE GODS GOT A “WONDERFUL” PLAN THEN!
IF THTS WHAT U GUYS SAY THE CHRISTIAN FAITH SHUD B THEN I QUIT! IT IS PEOPLE LIKE YOU THT TURN US INTO ATHEISTS!
TAKE A GOOD LONG LOOK AT WHAT YOURE SAYING BUDDY!!!!
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9:47 pm
Sweetie, please don’t take them seriously. They are a bunch of basement dwellers who have nothing better to do than spend all day on this website.
So there’s no need to get stressed out about them. They’re a bunch of jokes.
Plus, they hate the USA and our beloved Constitution. They’d rather toss it all out and for this to be a theocracy with Sarah Palin as Queen.
So just dismiss them. They are insane and doomed to Hell.
Not to mention prison for treason.
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10:02 pm
“SO WE SHUD SPEND EVERY DAY READING THE BIBLE AND GOING TO CHURCH BECOME MONKS,BEAT UP HOMOSEXUALS, BANN MUSICALS, KILL EVERYONE IN CANADA, JAPAN, CHINA, AND OR EVERYONE WHO IS NOT CHRISTIAN!
WOW SOUNDS LIKE GODS GOT A “WONDERFUL” PLAN THEN!”
Looks like we finally got through to this one, Scott. Got erselves another convert! I thought she would NEVER understand.
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10:07 pm
YOU”LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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10:22 pm
“YOU”LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!”
LOL REALLY? USING MY NAME TO PRETEND UR ME NOW ARE WE? HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA WOW UR SAD XD GROW UP!
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9:53 pm
gAyMen! Jebus!!!!
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9:56 pm
since im on a roll here i am going to give you christwire freaks a taste of ur own medacine n continue to tear apart every last word u say just like ur doing with everythin in life on ur stupid BS site!
“Oh, and we can let our black slaves have their daughters from time to time, since you know how them negroes love there white women. Better let ‘em have there way with a Yankee baby factory than a Southern one.”
-THTS RACISM! AND WTF GO BAK TO KINDERGARTEN, OR GET FIREFOX AT LEAST TO CORRECT UR SPELLING, IF U WANNA B TAKEN SERIOUSLY U HAVE TO KNOW HOW TO SPELL CORRECTLY!!!
“Whatchoo on about, platypus plucker?”
-WOW THTS MATURE OF U
“Of course we filter it from our own lives, but it is our job, our duty, as Christians to protect the weak and susceptible from falling into Satan’s many traps of seduction.”
-WELL IF UR NAMECALLING AND TELLING US WERE GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL OBVIOUSLY UR NOT DOING IT RIGHT… LET THE RELIGION TEACHERS DO THIER JOBS PLZ!
“Well, seeing as you strike me as the type of person who would enjoy being turned into BBQ and having an imp’s red-hot pitchfork shoved up your no-no zone for all eternity, I suppose that would be a good fit for you, now wouldn’t it?”
-AND THIS IS HELPING THE WEAK AND SPREADING THE GOOD WORD OF GOD HOWWWW? UR BEING CHILDISH AND ONLY MAKING URSELF LOOK BAD SIR!
“We’ll just see who’s truth is truer at judgement day St. Peter denies you entrance to Heaven’s Gates and casts you into the fires of Hell. Meanwhile, me and Scott will be sitting back on our cloud up in Heaven laughing at you with Jesus, the angels, the cherubs and Richard Nixon as we sip on our appletinis and debate over our favorite episodes of Seventh Heaven.”
-I DOUBT JESUS WOULD LAUGH, OR EVEN THINK ABOUT MAKING FUN OF ANY LIVING THING ON THIS EARTH! ARENT CHRISTIANS SPOSTA FEEL BAD FOR PEOPLE DAMNED TO HELL? U JUST GAVE JESUS A BAD NAME, N IM SHOCKED AT UR STUPIDITY…. I PRAY HE FORGIVES U FOR SUCH AN ACT…
“Listen here idiot, it’s not photo shop. This photograph was taken yesterday on Beacon Hill in Boston and is being reported on all over the internet. So go jump in a lake. Or google, “Destroy the computer” and you’ll see it on many, many other blogs. Your insistent insipid buffoonery is really grating my goiter. You are dumb”
-HAHAHA OHH BILLINGS, WHEN WILL U LEARN? HE PIC WAS TAKEN 2 YRS AGO AND ALSO, IT CAN BE PROVEN THT A PIC WAS PHOTOSHOPPED, TRUST ME, I TAKE COMPUTER GRAPHICS IN SCHOOL N ALL WE DO IS PHOTOSHOP ART! AND TELLING PEOPLE TO JUMP INTO A LAKE AND TELLIGN PEOPLE THEY R DUMB? SOUNDS LIKE UR JUST LOOKING FOR A FIGHT RATHER THAN HELPING GUIDE PEOPLE TO HEAVEN! GAMERS 2, BILINGS 0!
“Bible Study MANDATORY in all schools.
18. California will be banned
19. New England and New York will be sold to Canada”
-BIBLE STUDY IS ALREADY MANDATORY IN SCHOOLS, THEYRE CALLED PROVATE CATHOLIC SCHOOLS MORON!
U CANT BAN A PLACE, THE HOMOSEXUALS WOULD MOVE ANYWAY U DUMBASS,N PERSONALLY ID B A GOOD, LOVING PERSON N WELCOME THEM INTO MY HOME IF THT EVER HAPPENED! N LOL!!! UD END UP BANNING THE WHOLE WORLD!!!!!
YOU REALLY HAVE NO IDEA WTF UR TALKING ABOUT DO U? xD!!!
IDK YU GUYS HAVE IT OUT FOR THE HOMOS, THEYRE A GIRLS BFF, NOT TRYIGN TO GET IN UR PANTS LIKE A GUY N NOT TRYING TO STAB U IN THE BACK LIKE A GIRL!
“You’re ignorance is alarming…of course their were illnesses before doctors, but those illnesses were caused by Satan. Most modern illnesses, such as cancer, the AIDS, and Piggy Flu, however, were almost entirely created by doctors and pharmacists to make a profit. But I do agree with you that only God can heal, which was what I was saying in the first place anyway. Which is why prayer and Faith are the only things that can save us from these plagues of men.”
-DOCTORS DID NOT CREATE SICKNESS, NEVER HAVE I HEARD THIS INFO, PLZ CITE UR INFORMATION. NEW SICKNESES ARE NOT BEING CREATED, BUT DISCOVERED AND BROUGHT OVER BY IMMAGRANTS FROM OTHER COUNTRIES. WE JUST REACT WORSE TO IT BCUZ OF OUR LOW IMMUNITY TO SAID SICKNESS! DO U THINK DOCS WOULD CREATE SICKNESS TO MAKE A PROFIT?!?!?! REALLY1?!?!?! SO THEYD PUT THIER OWN WIVES/HISBANDS, KIDS, AND EEN THIER OWN LIVES IN JEOPARDY JUST SO THEY CAN MAKE AN EXTRA BUCK? WOW WHERED U GET THT IDEA? DOCTORS WANNA CURE PEOPLE, NOT MAKE THEM SICK! PEOPLE JUST REACT TO EVERYTHING DIFFERENTLY, NO ON EIS THE SAME! N YES I BELIEVE THT PRAYING N HEALING CAN SAVE US, BUT ONLY FROM GOING TO HELL, NOT BECOMING 100% BETTER EACH N EVERY TIME! CUZ IT DOESNT ALWAYS WORK!
LASTLY NOT EVERYONE WHO DOES WRONG IS “POSSESSED” THEYRE “TEMPTED” BY THE DEVIL, THERE IS A HUUUUUGE DIFFERENCE! MAKE SURE U GET UR FACTS STRAIGHT B4 U GO OUT OF UR WAY TO START A FIGHT UR NOT GUNNA WIN! xD
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10:04 pm
Sweetie Darling, please don’t feed the trolls. And by trolls I mean Scott and shameful_truth they still live with their parents in the basements making comments in their p-jays.
Not sure whatever happened to Stephenson Billings, although I suspect he may have gotten arrested in an airport bathroom sting – he likes anonymous bathroom sex with other men, even though he says he’s married, he’s actually just a self-hating fag. (and by that I mean that he’s gay, but won’t admit it.)
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10:06 pm
“NEW SICKNESES ARE NOT BEING CREATED, BUT DISCOVERED AND BROUGHT OVER BY IMMAGRANTS FROM OTHER COUNTRIES.”
Good point – another reason to build that wall. Thanks Krissy!
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10:07 pm
Also, it sounds like someone’s on that time of the month…
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10:12 pm
Never realized feminesbians could have periods. Interesting.
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10:11 pm
Gotta love Maggie Gallagher finally speaking her true mind and that she wants the gays dead:
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10:13 pm
“Sweetie, please don’t take them seriously. They are a bunch of basement dwellers who have nothing better to do than spend all day on this website.
So there’s no need to get stressed out about them. They’re a bunch of jokes.
Plus, they hate the USA and our beloved Constitution. They’d rather toss it all out and for this to be a theocracy with Sarah Palin as Queen.
So just dismiss them. They are insane and doomed to Hell.
Not to mention prison for treason”
haha thank you for seeing it our way xD
these christwire freaks do not “get to me” i just believe in standing up for what i believe in and i find tht this site gives me good exercise in tht. also, reading the comments from others gives u more ideas to twist around n think about urself, only adding onto ur views of things. i see this site as a learning exp, not to learn more about god, cuz its all made up BS, but to learn how to stand up for something on ur own and how to know when ur right about it.
so they do not stress me, they humor me infact xD
it is also good exercise of knowing natural rights n the info in the constitution, which i am currently going over in my history classes!
in other words, this site means less to me than the dust on the ground, i just use it to build up on my logical n charisma skills =]
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10:18 pm
hopefully this site will make you think about things. think about how you we’re wrong to help elect a heathen who was born on foreign soil into the white house. hussein obama, his name says it all. but seriously its time to go pray for forgiveness and unleash yourself from lucifer’s wrath.
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10:29 pm
Yeah, did you know that your beloved King George W was born in the foreign land of Connecticut?
That makes him a heathen if there ever was one!!!!!!
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10:36 pm
President Bush might have been born there but that the only connection to the new england freaks. George W. Bush is a man of faith, especially after moving to the great state of Texas. President Bush made us safer. President Bush is intellegent. The differeence between President Bush and Hussein. Hussein Obama is for killing babies, Husein Obama was not born here, Hussein Obama is for giving all our money out in welfare checks, Hussein Obama wants to take our guns. He is like hitler. Hussein Obama is in the wrath of Lucifer.
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11:02 pm
“president bush is intelligent”
Yeah and so are mushrooms.
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11:09 pm
Obama was born in Hawaii. It became a state in 1959.
You may think he wasn’t born “here” only because he’s the first half-white President from a Kansas family and the fact that you’re an idiot. But mostly it’s because your racist.
George W is from an aristorcratic family from New England. And his father HATED Reagan.
Liking George W would make you insane.
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10:18 pm
“Sweetie Darling, please don’t feed the trolls. And by trolls I mean Scott and shameful_truth they still live with their parents in the basements making comments in their p-jays.
Not sure whatever happened to Stephenson Billings, although I suspect he may have gotten arrested in an airport bathroom sting – he likes anonymous bathroom sex with other men, even though he says he’s married, he’s actually just a self-hating fag. (and by that I mean that he’s gay, but won’t admit it.) ”
-ROFLMAO!!!! GFG! XD
“Also, it sounds like someone’s on that time of the month…”
-SRY TO DISSAPOINT U SIR BUT NO I AM NOT ON THT TIME OF MONTH XD I JUST STAND UP FOR WHAT I BELIEVE IN AND WILL FIGHT TO HE DEATH TO DO SO!!! HAHA U FAIL TO ANGER ME, FAIL SOOOO EPICLY XD
“Never realized feminesbians could have periods. Interesting”
-IN FACT, MEN PMS ASWELL, IT IS PROVEN! PMS=PISSY MAN SYNDROME! LAWL! NO JK, BUT REALLY,U CAN FIND THE INFO ON GOOGLE, BUT I KNOW IT IS OUT THERE BECAUSE IT HAS BEEN CONFIRMED BY EVERY DOCTOR AND OR SCIENCE TEACHER I HAVE ASKED!
SO AGAIN, YOU FAIL AT MAKING ME ANGRY SIR, STOP TRYING SO HARD =9
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10:20 pm
gAyMEN! and GALelujah!
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10:23 pm
I have been on this site 3 times tonight and the posts are becoming more and more hilarious. This site just goes to show you all the freaks out there that support Sarah Palin. Have a good night everyone!
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10:26 pm
Wait, you mean Queen Sarah, Lady of Quitterious.
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10:28 pm
“hopefully this site will make you think about things. think about how you we’re wrong to help elect a heathen who was born on foreign soil into the white house. hussein obama, his name says it all. but seriously its time to go pray for forgiveness and unleash yourself from lucifer’s wrath.”
-LOL ok well yes i did support obama but i did not vote! just because he is black does not mean he is a bad man! i supprted him because he is a well educated man who knows what e is talking about and so far, from what i know (i dont really pay attention to politics) he has been doing a wonderful job so far! i never hear any cons about him. =] and obama was not a foreigner, to run for president u have to b BORN IN THE USA!!! man, really, go back to kindergarten xD!!!!! LOLOLOL!
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10:40 pm
obama cant produce a birth certificate. he hates america, he didnt even have a flag pin on while campaigning. he wants to steal our guns. he is in the wrath of lucifer. Sarah Palin is good and decent. she protects babies. you need to rethink your support.
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10:48 pm
Yeah, she’s a quitter and her daughter is a dirty whore who will sleep with anyone.
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10:50 pm
the rest of that bullshit, I won’t even justify with a response.
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10:33 pm
So you guys are like the Christian Taliban or Christiban, right?
And Sarah Palin is your false idol. Isn’t there something in the 10 Commandments about false idols.
Whatever, you guys pick and choose what you want to believe.
See you in hell!
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10:33 pm
So you guys are like the Christian Taliban or Christiban, right?
And Sarah Palin is your false idol. Isn’t there something in the 10 Commandments about false idols.
Whatever, you guys pick and choose what you want to believe.
See you in hell!
j
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10:34 pm
So you guys are like the Christian Taliban or Christiban, right?
And Sarah Palin is your false idol. Isn’t there something in the 10 Commandments about false idols.
Whatever, you guys pick and choose what you want to believe.
See you in hell! je
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10:35 pm
Christiban, do as we say or die!!!!!
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10:37 pm
Queen Sarah Palin of Quitterious!!!!!!!
Long live the Quitter Queen.
“it’s too hard” – Sarah Palin (and she’s not talkin’ about Todd!)
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10:53 pm
Maggie Gallagher, Scott & shameful_truth want the gays dead.
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11:12 pm
Bush is for killing, not just babies, but pretty much everyone.
And he’s a momma’s boy. I’ve never seen anyone so attached to their momma. What a fag.
and that wife??!?!? what a wet rag.
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11:14 pm
And those daughters, what whores.
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11:16 pm
Scott, were you home-schooled?
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11:18 pm
Hey Scott, do you want the gays dead or do you want civil marriage equality?
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11:22 pm
there are no other options.
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3:49 pm
That’s very narrow-minded of you, but as I’ve said before, better dead than Gay.
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3:52 pm
After all, dead people can’t molest children.
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3:44 pm
rofl if obama cant put up a birth certificate than y is he the president? u have to show it to them in order to run u moron xD hahaha u rly think u can prove me wrong? stop lying to urself xD
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3:56 pm
Your nyavity is disturbing, miss. Clearly he got a falsified birth certificate off the black market – he is black, after all, so it would be no problem for one of his “brothers” to hook him up with falsified documents. YEt another reason for impeachment. It is well documented that he was born on foreign soil, please do try to keep up.
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11:00 pm
Dear Stephenson,
I would just like to say I love you and your adorable non sequitirs. Calling the Bill of Rights clichéd, and saying that the so-called morals of a religion outweigh it when it is the supreme law of the land– it makes me believe that your God has a sense of humor, and you, my dear friend, have been blessed.
Love, Danielle
PS. One more thing– ads are generally tailored toward what you would be interested in. If you get ads for twinkies in briefs…
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8:53 pm
“Your nyavity is disturbing, miss. Clearly he got a falsified birth certificate off the black market – he is black, after all, so it would be no problem for one of his “brothers” to hook him up with falsified documents. YEt another reason for impeachment. It is well documented that he was born on foreign soil, please do try to keep up.”
-no, YOU sir are disturbing, yet more amusing than anything… you reeeeeally thing the government wouldnt b able to tell the difference between a real birth certificate and a fake one? HAHA! and the fact that he is black has nothing to do with any of this! and u can not “impeach” him because he has not broken ANY laws, you have no physical evidence, the only thing u have is ur made up bull tht ur trying to put by us cuz u think well believe it just cuz were younger.. HAHAHAHAHHA you are pathetic! u are a GROWN MAN try acting like one!
and another thing, if its so wrong to b black,then go get all ur beauty marks and moles removed cuz guess what skintone they are? mmmmhmmm, a white persons birthmarks are the same skintone as a black persons skin ;]
and if god created ALL his children in hisimage then colored people are in his image aswell! and if god loves all his children, he loves blacks too! have you actually read the bible let alone taken one single religion class?!??! get ur facts straight! roflmao xD
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9:17 pm
Technophobe much?
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