Vile Children`s Show South Park Displays an Unusual Display of Warm Emotion
My Christian friends, as many of you know, I through out my television many, many moons ago, mostly in response to the evil, liberal children`s show, South Park.
But last night, my neighbour hear in Bucksnot, TN, called me up and informed me that he had accidentally tuned his television to Comedy Central at 10:00, and that I should Google the latest episode. I was glad I did.
The episode takes place at a popular waterpark, and early on in the episode, Eric Cartman, the hero of the show, sings a touching little ballad that brought tears to my eyes. It was beautiful.
The rest of the episode, or at least the remaining ten minutes that I watched before running to the bathroom to vomit, was an absolutely disgusting display of typical South Parkian taclessness on the part of it`s Jewish Creators, Trey and Parker.
But this song – this song! It was just so beautiful. I suggest that we make it Christwire`s official theme song, and maybe someday it might even replace “God, Bless America“ as our national anthem.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOr5zlUc0QY
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Author: shameful_truth
I look forward to laughing with the Angels, Cherubs, Jesus, and Jerry Fallwell as we look down at the Heathens, roasting in Hell, while we sit back sipping martinis, listening to St. Michael play on his harp while we debate our favorite episodes of 7th Heaven.
2:30 pm
Really though? Really?
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4:53 pm
Yes, really. YOu’re a little slow, aren’t ya little fella?
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8:01 am
well you know..Cartman is a racist like you, you just couldn’t have loved this satirical song about all racist around the US.
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4:54 pm
Cartman and me ain’t racists, we just don’t like minorities.
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6:14 pm
Uh, isn’t the definition of racism the hatred/dislike of minorities without just reason or because of stereotypes?
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10:47 am
“and maybe someday it might even replace “God, Bless America“ as our national anthem.”
i actually think this counts as blasphemy to the american culture buddy but hey you have allready insulted everyone else why not start insulting aericans too?
also that “warmth” you fell is called hate
god forbids hate
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6:36 pm
South Park isn’t made for children…
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4:56 pm
It’s a cartoon, so clearly it’s marketed to the child audience, regardless of what Trey and Parker may claim.
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1:04 pm
So your saying that cartoon porn is for children? GET A FUCKING BRAIN!
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9:21 am
Are you for real? South Park is for ADULTS. I am a Christian but I find it’s humour nicely ironic and often with intelligent thought and I think the animation is fabulous. It is the funniest programme on telly and I very rarely find it offensive. I hate the Simpsons, stupid yellow people and horrid drawing.
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4:57 pm
Hunny, don’t you have some biscuits to be making?
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12:50 am
This is by far that most hilarious thing i have read !! I know this is a parody of most Christian hypocrites but this right here nearly made my shit my pants in laugh congrats ! you have sucsesfull troll of the year in my book Keep up the good work …. and also the way you state South Park as a ” childrens show” just made my day !
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1:07 pm
You think this is good? You should see some of the other articles on this site! Especially south park ones! The fact that this site is run by some of the dumbest people in the world makes all of this hilarious.
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