Watch South Park Episode Dances With Smurfs Online Now 13×13, Christian TV Review
November 13, 2009 by Dan Nordgren
Filed under Faith Links, Featured, Movie and TV Review
South Park Episode Dances with Smurfs – Christian TV Review
South Park is a controversial show that features some good characters who could teach children proper values, but it all gets sullied up by the liberal agenda.
In episode Dances With Smurfs, the target child audience is greeted with a disturbing scene where a gunman enters the school and decides to kill a child reading announcements. Tragic. Such pixelated violence explains why before they graduate, 58% of American children will engage in school fights and drop out.
The one glimmering ray of hope in this episode is Eric Cartman, the child who took over the morning announcement duties. In the fashion of true conservative commentator and defender of freedom, Glenn Beck, Eric Cartman brought excellent critique to his school’s bloated socialist structure that lost touch with the needs of the people.
This is much like the current situation in America today. Barack Obama is a horrible president who has lost touch with the common folk. He creates all these big bureaucratic offices where his cronies use our tax money to live lavish lifestyles, taking time to give billion dollar checks to corporate executives.
Why is Obama not giving billions of dollars to you or me? Why has Obama and his corrupt administration bankrupt the American people to only serve the interest of his already wealthy financiers and foreign godkings?
It’s because Obama is a socialist, and only people like Glenn Beck and Eric Cartman in this episode have the gall to call him out. This is a great lesson for children.
This was all marred, however, as Parker and Stone hate freedom and democracy. They want to corrupt our kids and tried to make it seem that it’s okay for socialism to lead to a future where a children will live in a Stalin styled dictatorship.
My friends, South Park is as dangerous as it is subversive. They try to lure you into thinking the show is safe by having Eric Cartman give excellent talking points, but by the end try to confuse your children with smurfs and communism. Deceptive!
Continue to forbid your kids from watching this dangerous show.
Warning: The following video media contains live footage of children’s television show South Park. Please first pray and then have any women/children leave the room before reviewing.
Moral Rating: S (Sinister) for…
communism, socialism, biased attack against conservatism, school violence, guns, cussing, genocide
That there children’s show is one of the many reasons why I through my t.v. out all those years ago. That Cartman boy truly is the one redeemable character in the show, but it’s clear that those Jews Trey and Parker are simply using him to try and draw in conservative audiences so that they can subterfuge their minds with subliberal messages. Disgusting!
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HOLY SHIT! SHAMEFUL_TRUTH, YOU WENT THROUGH YOUR TV?!
O-M-G, GOD DOES MAKE MIRACLES!
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You are a unmuzzled whoreson popinjay
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Who else thinks Trey and Matt (or Trey and Parker as these “idiots” like to say) are either behind or at least involved in Christwire, say “Argh!”
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You. Are. An. Idiot.
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The smurfs have always been a bit controversial. I think the fact they all listen and obey their elder, Papa Smurf. But living in the woods and the practice of magic was a bad influence on a generation of simple-minded children. As for South Park, I couldn’t click on the show but I assume it’s as crude and stupid as it always is. The show is so poorly drawn that it makes me wonder how anyone sober can sit through an episode. It’s childish and plain evil. The liberals behind this project are well-known marijauna smokers and that’s one of the dumb inside jokes about this show– that it’s meant for drug addicts. All of this stupidity is offensive to anyone with morality in today’s America.
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Don’t forget that the Smurfs promoted the homogay agenda. That ENTIRE village of male smurfs, with only ONE female smurf for the group? No matter what was going on behind those closed mushrooms, you know it was deprived.
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shameful_truth, u r a complete dumbass!!! & any1 else that thinks like
u is a dumbass as well! 1st of all, south park is not 4 children. y else do u think it comes on late nite on comedy f#@king central?! 2nd of all, if u thru out ur tv, how the hell r u able 2 watch it? u must go thru extreme lengths 2 watch a show that u detest! u know what i find even more alarming? u call urself a christian, but u allow urself 2b so engrossed n a tv show that is obviously so mind & soul polluting. grow up jackass! next time u find urself wanting 2 ramble on a topic, pick something that doesn’t make u look like a complete idiot. this is not just 4u, but every1 who thinks like u. bye! enjoy ur next south park episode!!!
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Hey, Dingleberry Rex, figure out who your addressing before you start spewing your nonsense. I didn’t write this article, Dipwad, Dan Nordgren did. I, like I said, have not watched an episode of South Park since I through my T.V. out over ten years ago. So stop making yourself look like a bigger idiot than you already are and leave the big people talk to those of us who have brains, ok Dugong?
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is this article a parody?
if not, you all are fucking retarded morons
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ah ok I see this site is satire now…pretty amusing.
however, what is worrying is that it isn’t too much of a stretch to believe it ISN’T satire, christfags are that batshit crazy
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Please pray and have any women / children leave?
Wow, just wow. Not only are these claims not backed up and batshit insane but the writer of this article is also horrendously sexist in this day and age. Maybe the time they spent writing moronic fail-laden “reviews” like this could be better spent on looking into building a time machine so they can go live in a backwards time period where they belong.
Now just because it’ll irritate all the god-fearing ones here, I’m gonna watch this episode in its entirety with an open mind, and it’s gonna be awesome.
Also, assuming Shameful Truth is not a troll, his claim that the Smurfs were a propaganda tool for the homogay agenda because there was only one female Smurf is pretty funny. If that’s the case, Jesus and his disciples must’ve been the gayest propaganda group in history. There wasn’t a SINGLE female disciple. Hmm… sounds pretty GAY.
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How dare you, sir, imply that Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior, was a homogay!!! There is a special place in Hell reserved for blasfemurs like you. There is a HUGE difference between having twelve male disciples, and an ENTIRE village with only one female. Of course Jesus only had male disciples, because as we all know women, with a few exceptions like Sarah Palin, are not fit to make decisions that effect anyone other than the children that they were put on the Earth to birth and raise. Jesus and his disciples did not represent there entire village, you fool. It’s people like you that make me glad to know that I will be meeting Jesus, the angels, cherubs and Jerry Falwell in Heaven while you roast away for all eternity in the flames of Hell. If you were here right now, I would spit on your shoes in contempt.
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Jesus *sniff* so noble.
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LOL CHRISTIAN FAG LOLOLOL
“Of course Jesus only had male disciples” – BECAUSE HE ENJOYED HAVING HIS ANUS STRETCHED WIDE BY THEM ALL BECAUSE HE WAS A DIRTY BUMLOVING FAG, LIKE YOU
shamefultruth you’re a stupid cock and i hope you die soon so you can see there is no heaven or god… you stupid fuckhole
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ive no idea how i got onto this website, but ive one thing to say… the target audience of this show is not children, its adults…. children are not supposed to watch this show, if they do its the result of bad parenting and not the producers fault……..,
(also, guys,… like,.. cutout the racism and sexism,… its not cool… its only funny when its in southpark…., cuz u know its taking the piss…
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Shameful Truth, I am a Christian but a Christian in the modern world. You cannot say that women cannot be trusted with power and their only purpose is as babymachines because that is sexism which is considered wrong in the progressive world. Also, you highlight that Matt and Trey are Jewish which quite frankly is untrue and highly anti-semetic. I am not really sure why this is because Jesus taught us to love the people around us, not hate them and he was himself, Jewish. South Park is not a children’s TV show, although it is understanderble that you do not know this as you threw your TV out years ago. It is clear that you need to broaden your horizons as you are living in a very small minority of the modern world, I suggest you have a good, long think before posting any more comments on this or any other page.
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Ha ha ha ha, damn you Crist-muppets are hilarious! Christwire is pure comedy gold every day. I used to read the Onion daily but have almost stopped. Keep up the good work you toolsheds of human excrement you are fucking beyond funny!
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“The one glimmering ray of hope in this episode is Eric Cartman, the child who took over the morning announcement duties. In the fashion of true conservative commentator and defender of freedom, Glenn Beck, Eric Cartman brought excellent critique to his school’s bloated socialist structure that lost touch with the needs of the people.”
This website is a joke… right?
The author does know that Cartman sucked off Butters, dressed in drag, and slept with MJ in previous episodes…
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Don’t forget that he also slept with Ben Affleck. And made a kid eat his own parents. And…you get the idea…
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Wow Dan Nordgren…
Did you forget the part where Eric Cartman is calling the school president a whore and a slut for no reason? Also, as some posters above pointed out, Cartman’s role on the show is that of the ultimate “bad guy;” an Anti-Smeitic, racist, greedy, sexist, cowardly, sociopathic beast of a kid…when he is used to parody people in pop culture it’s generally to show what total idiots or morally depraved nutcases they are. This was the case with Glenn Beck…next time try to pay better attention, please.
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As usual the religious right gets the message of shows like South Park, Family Guy, and The Simpsons completely wrong. They are making fun of you people. Eric Cartman is the racist loser who is constantly being shut down for his undemocratic ideals and hatred attitude. The only people who have sense in South Park are the more liberal and open-minded characters such as Kyle. South Park was created to put the Christian right on its toes and to finally give the liberals a voice. It was created to show how ridiculous religion and conservatives can be, seen through the eyes of tolerant individuals. Ultimately all of your views will lose because as history will atest to the world is only getting more liberal, NOT CONSERVATIVE. I will win and you will lose. Kings and Queens no longer rule the world, and shortly religion will soon follow.
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For someone who has such a clear understanding of the satire of South Park, it’s rather surprising that you haven’t caught on to the satire of this article.
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“The only people who have sense in South Park are the more liberal and open-minded characters such as Kyle.”
HELLO!!!! Kyle can’t possibly be the voice of morality on the show. He’s a Jew. Get a grip. Honestly.
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Hey Shameful_failure, why don’t you suck my balls?
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I know you would like that, unfortunately for you, I am not a homofag. Go try hitting up Jazze and Ambiguous, I’m sure they’d be up to an orgay with you.
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lulz
You guys took what Cartman was saying seriously?
I can’t describe the fail.
Hey, at least Trey and Matt don’t masturbate to animal porn.
YOU KNOW YOU DO!
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Shit. The hell is wrong with you fatass white bitches? Mah black legions are coming for all of you douches, expecially you, shameful_truth. Don’t go to sleep nigga. All you gonna see is the whites of their eyes and the palms of their hands while they’re ripping yo balls off.
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christ isnt real. your all mindless trendy sheep who cant live for yourself and always have to live your life to please someone else.. a “god.” you shouldnt let your kids read the bible that garbage has more rape and violence in it then any show or game or whatever else you people hate on. fuck god. fuck your church. fuck your cross. fuck your book of lies.
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shameful_truth.. i want to kick the living shit out of you. please post your address so i can take a road trip to bash your face in with my fists. i fuckin hate people like you. beat you into a coma with your own book of fairy tales known as the bible.
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This is exactly why I stopped getting high on Christ and went to school. How about take a deep breath, learn to laugh at poli-satyrical CARTOONS (or just not let your kids watch it), and shuv your conservatively fundamentalist beliefs up your halleluja holes. When you finish smoking the last of your christ crack and beck meth, instead of praying for more, you should really consider Realism and the FACT that liberals, democrats, obama, and south park fans are not the only ones to blame for problems. You, the ignoramous that believes in the messages of this website and the almighty word of Glenn Beck aren’t solely to blame either. Who is? Jesus Glenn Becking Christ, WE ALL ARE! Believe it or not there are people who can laugh at a satire (CARTOON) about tragic events or terrible whatnots and still hurt when something terrible happens in the real world- much unlike your lord and saviour Glenn Beck who is ACTING (in case you haven’t heard)
Not that anyone cares but I’m a Catholic myself (obviously more on the liberal side) but i’m a decent person who believes the result of a child’s character is the sum of parental/familial actions and the level at whish they are educated. However, if the chain of influence/command goes like so: Child->Parent->Glenn Beck “defender of freedom (and the FOX news network)” then your children are going to face major problems in about 10 years. (Hopefully by then all the tea-baggers will have gone back to their home planet and leave the rest of us realist humans alone. Educate yourselves instead of having Glenn Beck do it for you. I’ll leave you to your abyss. Fags! (did ya see that episode?)
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dear shameful_truth, you sure are getting lots of attention. I KNOW IT”S YOU GLENN BECK! Shouldn’t you be somewhere far inside Rush or O’reilly’s colons?
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