• Watch Twilight New Moon Online Now, Christian Movie Review

    November 24, 2009 1:43 am 23 comments

    Watch Twilight New Moon Online Now, Christian Movie Review

    Twilight is an immoral book and movie series that teaches your teenage daughters how to worship vampires and do blood ceremonies at slumber parties.

    Since the last Twilight movie was released, we received numerous reports of young boys going on bloodlust rampages where they bite all of their classmates to death. Girls are coming to school like drunk whores, nibbling the necks of their classmates and uploading the videos to YouTube.

    These things are what give good parents nightmares, so it’s no coincidence that every single parent out there should be absolutely terrified right now. Twilight released a new movie called “New Moon” over the weekend, and if your kid went to ‘hang out at the mall with some friends’, rest assured they were actually going to see this and get possessed by vampire-inducing demons in the process.

    The movie picks up where the last movie left, with lead characters Bella and Edward Cullen having premarital fornication and doing drugs at their high school. As reported by Pastor Jack Gould, the last Twilight movie lead to an 26% increase in teenage violence and a whopping 56% increase in teenage drug use. I won’t even scare mothers with the numbers for teen pregnancy.

    The new movie gets worse, as it introduces werewolves.  If you thought it was bad enough that his movie is teaching children as young as 5 that it’s okay to kiss sparkly vampires, you’ll be livid once you see in this movie that the director tries to make it look normal to kiss a werewolf dog!

    If I had tomatoes or rocks, I would have cast them at the screen.  The entire second movie of this series is all about lame fight scenes and a girl fornicating with a furry werewolf, while a sparkling vampire cries about it.   Then the characters all go and worship Satan by drinking blood.   They all try to make it seem like this is normal high school life and activity.

    Parents, once again we find another dangerous movie of which we must keep our kids away.  Even our morally questionable adversary who likes to make unsubtantiated allegations against us, Rogert Ebert , had this to say about the dire film:

    Chicago Sun-Times‘ Roger Ebert says “the characters in this movie should be arrested for loitering with intent to moan. Never have teenagers been in greater need of a jump-start. Granted some of them are more than 100 years old, but still: their charisma is by Madame Tussaud.”

    With the exception of needing to rank this movie or see what socialists who have watch this movie have said, the bottom line is that it was doomed before it started. Nothing good can come from a movie about creatures that were created by Satan. Werewolves and vampires will always be evil, and you should keep your kids around the lifestyle that lead to things like prostitution, Bubonic Plague and death.

    Moral Rating:  S (Sinister) for…
    Darwinism, exploiting the innocent, improper high school behavior, diddling, beastial relations, premarital fornication, cussing, drugs, violence, fantasy science, demons, vampires, werewolves, blood, possession

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    Dan Nordgren Born and raised in upstate New York, Dan Nordgren is currently a film student who enjoys martial arts, mountain climbing and football as components of his very active life. Join Team Sarah TODAY

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