• 4-Year-Old Hippie Suspended For Long Hair

    December 20, 2009 2:10 am 40 comments

    A four-year-old hippie child was recently suspended from a Texas-school, where his long-flowing locks brought great distraction to the classroom.

    Young men need to have appropriate haircuts and beware that if they do not, punishment will follow. This young hippie’s hair shows he embraces a life of smoked drugs, avoiding baths and attending prostituted concerts. None of this has a place in the classroom.

    The boy child will face complete expulsion from the school district if he does not soon cut that hair to proper lengths, and for now is properly segregated just as any person with offensive hair, color or dress should be if they are distracting to the normal classroom students.

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