An Unexpected Victory in the Anti-Homogay Movement!
My White Christian friends, as we all know, everyday the subversive movement of the homogays draws ever closer to our homes. Despite all of our best efforts here at Christwire to warn the public at large of the homogay threat, more and more people seem to be embracing this concept that homogayality is a perfectly normal and acceptable lifestyle.
Thus, it is truly relieving for once to hear of a conquest, rather than a defeat, in our battle against homogayality, and even more rewarding when that conquest comes from a state that, traditionally, has embraced the homogy lifestyle.
The state of New York just voted down a bill that was propositioned by Gov. David A. Patterson, which would have made homogay marriage legal in the state of New York. This veil bill was defeated by a wonderful majority of 38 to 24. Take that, all you Broadway chorus boys!
Let us hope that in the days, weeks, months, and years to come we will continue to see more victories like we have today in New York, and recently in California. Perhaps there is hope that once again our beautiful country will return to the way it was before the homogays began making they`re move for power and tricking innocent straight people at truckstop restrooms into believing that its natural for a man to want to put his miggle maggle into another man`s sin hole.
God Bless America!
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/12/03/nyregion/03marriage.html
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Author: shameful_truth
I look forward to laughing with the Angels, Cherubs, Jesus, and Jerry Fallwell as we look down at the Heathens, roasting in Hell, while we sit back sipping martinis, listening to St. Michael play on his harp while we debate our favorite episodes of 7th Heaven.
6:59 pm
thats still not how homosexuality works
allright let me go about it this way
how many times have you been stoped by a gay person who tried to convince you that you’d have a better lief if you became gay?
i haven’t expirienced that or anything resebeling it. neither have the majority of the world.
when you see a beautiful woman do you decide if you are attracted to her(note i’m asking about being attracted not about acting on said attraction)
my guess is no. why would gays be any difrent?
and homogay is still NOT A FUCKING WORD
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8:36 pm
We don’t have no homogays here in Bucksnot, and whenever one turned up we ran the fag outta town before he could try and molest any of our suns. If we were lucky, he couldn’t run very fast and we’d have ourselves a good ol’-fashioned lynchin’. But I hear more than enough news events of homogays molesting young boys an’ tryin’ to convert straights by making them think that homogayality is okay.
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6:49 am
and i have heard millions of stories where retardchristians rape cats. well i guess thats automaticly fact to.
so why don’t you go rape a cat?
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2:17 pm
I know many Christians – my entire town, for example – none of whom rape cats. I have not met as many homogays in my life, for the reasons stated above, but the ones I have met were pedofiles and strange ones, at that.
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11:40 pm
yea fucktard, you also hear a hell of a lot more stories about straight men raping innocent little girls. Oh but wait they aren’t bad are they because they aren’t committing sodomy. You are a sick uneducated fuck shameful truth!
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2:07 pm
Of course pedofilia is never okay. I never said that raping girls was a good thing, you sick swamp rat. But raping boys is worse because it’s committing the sin of sodomy. That DOES NOT make raping girls okay, nor am I saying it is good to do so, all I’m saying is that sodomy is evil, especially when it’s with a child.
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7:50 am
Stop feeding the trolls!
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11:15 pm
Well… you are scary about the gays or what ? I know the Bible don’t want to accept them because it’s against the Bible, just because Adam and Eve was the first humans in Earth. So, I know that God just want a man and woman to be together, and not a gay couple because it’s against the Wolrd evolution… But I can’t understand that. If there are homogays in Earth, it’s not because God wanted this ? God is not supposed to had create all this World ? Where is the fucking logic ? I don’t see, sorry. You’re dumb, I think. By the way, my best friend is gay, and I’m proud of him, because he don’t hide his real nature and he won’t. He’s not very different of the others, besides his relationships, of course. But you know what? I don’t care. I love him, and nothing will change that. And you said that you must do a battle for the homogays… but what’s the problem? I think the problem is people like YOU.
P.S : Sorry for my poor english, I’m a Quebecer
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3:26 am
“you are scary about the gays or what ?”
Well, yes, the gays are a scary people. Sure, one’s first instinct when seeing a gay prancing around in his rainbow spandex is to laugh, but then I think about all the poor little schoolboys that the gay has probably raped and/or will rape, and it’s no longer funny anymore.
“I know the Bible don’t want to accept them because it’s against the Bible, just because Adam and Eve was the first humans in Earth. So, I know that God just want a man and woman to be together, and not a gay couple because it’s against the Wolrd evolution… But I can’t understand that. If there are homogays in Earth, it’s not because God wanted this ? God is not supposed to had create all this World ? Where is the fucking logic ? I don’t see, sorry.”
The gays are the work of Satan, not God. Gays are created when Satan creeps into there rooms late at night when they are children, and whispers sweet nothings in they’re ears like, “Letting other boys put their niggle naggle in your bum-bum is fun!” or “Men’s pickle packles taste yummy!” or “Sinholes are a great place to put your winky dinky.” The vulnerable child believes these lies, and as he growes older he continues to choose to believe them and thus the gay is born.
“You’re dumb, I think.”
Wow. You sure showed me. What a retort. You really put me in my place. Seeing as it doesn’t seem like you think very much at all (don’t be too disheartened, you are a woman after all), I don’t feel too bothered by this.
“By the way, my best friend is gay, and I’m proud of him, because he don’t hide his real nature and he won’t. He’s not very different of the others, besides his relationships, of course. But you know what? I don’t care. I love him, and nothing will change that. And you said that you must do a battle for the homogays… but what’s the problem? I think the problem is people like YOU.”
Your friend is going rot in Hell for his allegiance to Satan’s forces unless he changes his ways. You will too, probably, unless you help him return to the blessed straight path.
“P.S : Sorry for my poor english, I’m a Quebecer”
Ah. Yes. Another sole-less minority. That explains alot.
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11:44 pm
You are so inane! Most of the people that rape little boys are fucking priests, so suck on that!
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2:10 pm
And that’s why I’m a Baptist instead of a Catholic.
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2:36 am
I still don’t think you’re really being convicted, shameful_truth.
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2:04 pm
Alright, I hate Shameful just as much as everyone else, but I’m getting sick of this “convicted” crap.
con·vict
v. con·vict·ed, con·vict·ing, con·victs
1. Law To find or prove (someone) guilty of an offense or crime, especially by the verdict of a court: The jury convicted the defendant of manslaughter.
2. To show or declare to be blameworthy; condemn: His remarks convicted him of a lack of sensitivity.
3. To make aware of one’s sinfulness or guilt.
Source: http://www.dictionary.com
Now, either you are trying to say “he is not honest in his convictions,” or you are saying he is not guilty of something. Hate to break it to you, but “convicted” is NOT an adjective for “conviction.” Nice try though.
Seeing as the crime I believe you are accusing him of is lying about his convictions and pretending to be conservative when he is, in fact, liberal, by saying “he isn’t convicted,” you are actually saying that he is being honest about his opinions.
Oh yes, and I’m still waiting to hear back from you about the other evidence I have put forth about the sincerity of Christwire in general. The crickets are chirping, Mr. Nelson, and they are getting rather bored with it.
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2:18 pm
Please read this, Ambiguous. The process of having one’s heart convicted is integral to properly discussing the complex issues in our world and teaching everyone the right way to think about things.
Shameful doesn’t strike me as a person whose heart is convicted. Along with several others I do not think he is writing due to the unction of morality dictating he spread proper thinking to others. Instead, he’s a wolf in sheep’s clothing, the new-aged veil sinner of the internet that Deacon Abraham warned us about several months ago.
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2:26 pm
Ok. You’re clearly not understanding me, so I’m going to try this in slow people speak.
I…AM…NOT…QUESTIONING…SHAMEFUL’S…SINCERITY. I…AM…CORRECTING…YOU…ON…YOUR…INCORRECT…USE…OF..THE…WORD…”CONVICTED.”
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2:30 pm
Also, as long as we’re on the topic of sincerity…isn’t it interesting how Liberal Adam Nelson and Conservative Adam Nelson always seem to be online at the same time and posting comments within minutes of each other?…
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4:18 pm
“homogayality is a perfectly normal and acceptable lifestyle”
I’ll just quote your own article here. Yeah. There we go.
Shameful, if your wife looks like a man, does that make you gay?
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4:33 pm
You are a lumpish fat-kidneyed measle.
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11:47 pm
and you suck at insults
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4:50 pm
He just gets them all from the Shakespearean Insult Generator
http://www.william-shakespeare.org.uk/a2-shakespeare-insult-generator.htm
Here, I can do it too! Villainous Common-Kissing Coxcomb!
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7:48 pm
HA! The fat bastard can’t even spell! Maybe he never finished high school because his Jesus-freak parents said that getting a proper education is sinful!!! Your portrayal of homosexuals (not homoGAYS, that’s not a real word, oh-wise-one) is completely inaccurate. My best friend is a gay male, and he’s one of the smartest and sweetest people I’ve ever known. In fact, five of my friends are gay/lesbian or bisexual. If God created humans, as you ignorant conservative Christians say, then he effectively created homosexuals. You can’t help who you’re attracted to; I can’t help being sexually attracted to men, because I was born a heterosexual female. Homosexuals don’t choose to fall in love with those of the same gender, and to say that it’s wrong to do so is prejudiced as well as downright asinine.
As for shameful_truth, does anyone happen to notice that all he can retort with whenever someone says something intelligent is a lame-ass insult, such as the one above?
He probably does nothing but sit at his computer all day long, watching and waiting for someone to reply to one of his infinitely-moronic posts. When someone does, he attempts to pull from the emptiness of his head a clever comeback. When he fails, he reaches for that 3 gallon tub of Neapolitan ice cream and eats away while he sobs. Afterwards, he prays to God to make him skinny.
No wonder he’s still fat.
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8:44 pm
You are a sad, hateful, little person.
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7:40 pm
Compared to you, you bet your fucking sad life he is!
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6:16 am
“Take that, all you Broadway chorus boys!”
Can you please just disappear, Shameful? You are actually so stupid, SO FREAKING STUPID
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3:28 am
Deary, you can stop the PMS act already. Claire has already proven my theory that the menstrual cycle is nothing more than an excuse for women to whine and not have to do anything for a week each month. So why don’t you get back to baking your bread, or croshaying your nose warmers and leave the big people talk to the men, alright?
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11:55 pm
You fucking bastard! How dare you. If I was standing face to face with you right now I would stab you. I am not kidding. You are so infuriating. You have no idea how much people hate you, and how moronic and nauseating you are. You can’t speak proper english, further proving the point that christians like you are ignorant hicks. All you ever say about women is how they should stay in the kitchen which just goes to show how you wish you had control over women, because you obviously don’t. You obviously don’t have a wife because no woman in their right mind would marry a sick fuck like you. You are hideous, and you are a horrible person. I mean really, you must be living in some sort of fantasy world where women actually want you because obviously you aren’t getting any and you are bitter about it. So…why don’t you just go curl up in a ball and dwell on the fact that you are ALONE and that EVERYBODY HATES YOU!
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2:04 pm
You are such a sad, hateful, little person. I pity you.
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6:45 pm
hahah see? You have no comeback. You know that everything I said is true and you have nothing to defend yourself with.
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7:08 pm
No, I just have no need to defend myself from your childish attempts to slander my character. I know for a fact that I am married to a beautiful woman who understands her place on the foodchain of life and that we have had three beautiful, Christian children together. I have no need, nor means, to prove these facts of life to you, who are determined to hate, and so I don’t. Go ahead and believe your little lies for all I care, for they are naught but lies and cause me no harm, but instead great pleasure as I imagine the eternity in Hell that your fibbing shall earn you.
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2:02 pm
wow. This whole website isn’t real. It’s satirical. They’re pushing your buttons because you don’t get it.
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7:48 pm
Dude, she will not like that when she sees it. She is going to flame you so bad, your child-raper is going to be burnt to ashes. Through the computer screen. And I am going to laugh, watching as you are slowly consumed by your notions that you have a wife and aren’t just a fat, WoW-playing, Cheetos-obsessed nerd living in your mother’s basement.
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10:54 pm
Hello Mr. Shameful, it’s me, god.
‘Homogayality’ is not a word.
Neither is ‘Homogay’.
The ‘miggle maggle’ is called a ‘penis’.
Also, a ‘sinhole’ is more commonly known as an ‘asshole’, a term you should be most familiar with.
Anyway, this is article is yet another one in a loooong line of classics, chock-full with contradictions, grammatical errors, laughable statements, and most of all, unprecedented schadenfreude at Mr. Shameful’s expense.
Good to see that Jazze is still active too.
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11:41 pm
False god, you are a villainous fly-bitten malt-worm. I grow tired of your antics.
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11:14 am
And I grow tired of your childishly embarrassing insults.
Knock Knock.
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7:15 am
i think he is using Shakespearean insults…
example: thou art a flea-bitten, corn-footed slime toad
which is ironic, considering it is believed that sonnet 18 was written for a male,and that William Shakespeare indeed had a gay lover.
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2:01 pm
I don’t read none of that Shakesqueer crap.
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4:35 pm
I’m not surprised…
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7:54 pm
This statement is just further proof of why you are not the Real God, for if you were there would be no need to say, “I’m not surprised,” seeing as the Real God is never surprised.
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8:34 pm
You figured that out all by yourself? Be honest, did your mummy help you?
But seriously, I am god. The one and only. Denying this makes you fit for the deepest pits of hell.
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1:17 pm
“But seriously, I am god. The one and only. Denying this makes you fit for the deepest pits of hell.”
You have just earned yourself a pushing of the Ignore button. You are now being Ignored. Thank you for playing. Have a nice day.
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3:01 pm
…Yet you still replied to tell me that. I’m well aware of how much these comments dominate your daily life, so I gave you the satisfaction of a reply.
Albeit, I feel honored by your exclusive inclusion of a picture.
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5:58 am
I kinda get the feeling shameful_truth that perhaps someone bum fucked you as a child and that’s where all this anger comes from! Did daddy put his tinky winky into your mouthy wouthy you mother fucker!
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1:33 pm
You are a wimpled shard-borne lewdster, and I pity you.
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4:28 am
It is so incredibly obvious that this site is an atheist ploy using reverse psychology to inaccurately portray Christian teachings. To those at ChristWire.org, you’re unbelievably juvenile in your actions. If the claims of atheism are legitimate and logical, you should be able to forwardly express your views without attempting to deceive people. It’s not satire. Look at comments from readers; this site is meant purely to deceive.
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6:16 pm
pull the other one!
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6:40 pm
also, homosexuals*including me fyi* are not pedophiles! Nor do we try to turn people. I mean even if we did what the hell have christians been doing for thousands of years?
Oh yeah and LYNCHING!??! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?! KILLING SOMEONE FOR SOMETHING THEY CAN’T CONTROL!?
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9:26 am
Just to make a point, most Homosexual men and women don’t wish to be married
they recognize that as a sacrament of G-d and they don’t want to intrude like that
they simply wish to be able to stand by their partner at the hospital when they are sick, and say the last goodbyes as they lay on their deathbed.
If you actually talked to a Gay or lesbian, about 85% would agree with what I’m telling you.
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2:47 pm
Shameful! It’s nice to see you. I thought you’d been run off the site when they realised you were giving the crazy fundies a bad name.
Anyway, you can’t write articles, spell or even use logic and reason. I imagine that you will respond to this with one of your oh-so-witty generated insults. I seriously doubt you even know what they mean. Insults will get you nowhere in this world, whereas politeness and manners might. As has been mentioned by several others before me, ‘homogay’ is not a word. Also, homosexuality is not synonymous with paedophilia. Did you understand that, Shat? No? Let’s make it easier. Most gays don’t rape kids. Alright?
If you had problems as a child, I hope you find a proper phsychiatrist to talk about them with instead of spewing your hateful lie-riddled bile on the internet. I am not a ‘sad, hateful little person’, before you mention it. I don’t hate you, I pity you. Can you not see that even your Christian ‘friends’ on here, themselves mostly crazy, refuse to stand up for you? You condemn others without a second thought, yet believe yourself to be above criticism. Is that not Pride and Wrath, two of the Seven Deadly Sins?
You are a disgrace to your religion, yourself and your species.
—BobTheChairGuy
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2:51 pm
I hope everyone here realizes that this website is a joke, and these are not serious articles.
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10:22 pm
Could you stop starting all your posts with “My White Christian friends”, because it makes you sound racist, and it makes it sound like you think only white people are Christians.
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