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Another Subversive Attempt of the Homowood Producers to Rape our Childrens` Minds with There Homogay Agenda

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  • My dear White Christian American friends, I am hear today to alert the God-fearing American public of yet another subversive attempt of the homo-infested Hollywood to further promote the homo-gay agenda. Homowood is resurrecting this 1980`s television series that was riddled with homogay undertones and, just as horrible, was targeted at none other than CHILDREN! I sputter with indignation to know that children across the country grew up watching this depraved example of Liberal-spewing, fag-loving, drug-use endorcing propaganda. I just thank the Lord everyday that I was not a child in the 80`s and therefore managed to emerge from the depths of youth without having been brainwashed by this disgusting, evil show that certainly must have been produced by none other than Satan himself.

    The show to which I am referring, that Homowood is in the midst of turning into a movie, is, of course, “The Smurfs.“ All of those “little blue men“ running around, living in “mushrooms“ with their suggestively phallic white hats, and shirt-less chests – AND ONLY ONE, SINGLE SMURFETTE IN THE WHOLE GOD-FORSAKEN SHOW!!!!! Sick! Disgusting! Deprived! Shameful! Truthless!

    Please have all women and children leave the room before viewing the sultry image below of the whore known as Smurfette.

    The Whore of Smurf Village: Smurfette
    The Whore of Smurf Village: Smurfette

    As if this was not bad enough, it is rumored that none other than homogay lover, John Lithgow, the man who starred in the atrocious homogay transgender propaganda musical “M Butterfly,“ is rumored to be in the cast and the film is to be produced by homogay supporter, Jordan Kerner, producer of such homogay filth as Charlotte`s Web, George of the Jungle, Inspector Gadget, and Fried Green Tomatoes. If his list of credits were not proof enough of Kerner`s allegiance to the homogay agenda, he is also the Dean of a school of filmmaking at a “performing arts“ school that is, in fact, an institution for teaching American college AND high school students that homogayality is ok. This subversive institution is located in America`s own Holyland, the South, and goes by the name of “The University of North Carolina School of the Arts.“ The fact that the homogays would dare to infiltrate America`s Holyland brings a shiver of disgust to my bowls.

    Please do everything within your power to alert our beloved American public to this homogay attempt to rape our beloved and sacred morals and children. Right to your Congressmen today to ensure that this subversive attempt of Homowood is left where it belongs: on the cutting room floor.http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0472181/fullcredits#cast

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    83 Responses to “Another Subversive Attempt of the Homowood Producers to Rape our Childrens` Minds with There Homogay Agenda”
    1. Donnie Darko says:

      First of all, Papa Smurf didn’t create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel’s evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn’t happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don’t even have… reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It’s just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what’s the point of living… if you don’t have a dick?

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      • What in the name of carnation-flavored jumping ropes are you doing going around pulling off Smurfs’ pants and taking a look at they’re no-no zones, you sick little freak? Second of all, I don’t no nothin’ bout this Papa Smurf or Gagramerl characters, seeing as I already stated I was saved from ever watching the show, and I never said anything about where Smurfette came from, all I said was that she was the only female in the entire village, and therefore must have been a harlot of the worst kind and that there most likely was quite alot of psodomy going on behind closed mushrooms. Never said anything about where the blue slattern came from.

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        • Jazze says:

          they are fictional beings…how in the name of fuck would he go about oulling theire pants down? maybe he just folowed the éxplantions of the writer.wait a minute…dear god don’t tell me you think smurfs are real too?
          also if you didn’t watch it you can’t judge it
          or would you like to hear my judgement of how much cat rapeing and killing of innocents in the name of the lord is in the bible?

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          • I started to watch one episode once, because their was nothing else on, and I through my shoe threw the telivision screen five minutes into the episode out of disgust. The show is so clearly riddled with homogay and drug undertones you’d have to be a idoit to miss the signals. So I guess that’s why you never caught on.

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            • Jazze says:

              well kinda same story(just without the shoe)
              i have watched about 1 episode found it incredibly boring and changed channel.
              big deal. but why should you get to choce what I watch? should i go out and try to get the bible banned? whats with the holier than thou atitude?
              seriosuly let me be entertained by what i want and shut up.
              just as much as this show offends you the fact that you exists offends me
              but do i try to make it illegal to be you? NO! so sit down and shut up

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            • It is my duty, as part of the Army of Christ, to insure that the smut of Satan is removed from the world and to protect innocents from growing up into atheistic Satan puppets just like yourself.

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            • Jazze says:

              and it’s my duty as part of the army of logic to ensure that nutjobs like you don’t get to say shit…. i guess i do have to get the bible banned then huh?

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            • We hear in America live in what we like to call a “free country” and have this little thing that we like to call “the right to free speach.” We also have this little thing called “the right to bear arms,” which gives me the right to shoot you down with a shotgun if I ever catch you on my property. Not that you’d be able to get past the barricades of salt and garlic anyway.

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            • Jazze says:

              why would i ever get near you property? oh and no if i make my precens known and give you the option to turn me away you can’t just shot me. i have to be trespassing. simply being there isn’t trespassing.
              and yes we have the right to free speech. why is it you try to break that freedom. this movie is alos protected by that. the producer have the right to make this movie. hell he’d even have the right to make a moive where christians summon satan to destroy the world. all because he has freedom of speech. you see your not the only one who have that right
              for america to be a free country people like you need to shut up about takeing away other peoples rights.

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            • I’m not advocating censorship, because that’s what the Commies do. I’m just saying that we need to rid the world of Satan’s smut.

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            • ATHEISTalltheway says:

              Get a fucking education!

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            • I have a High School diploma from McEwen High School, and I went to Nashville State Community College. But, more importantly, I am educated in the Light of the Lord.

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            • Jazze says:

              getting rid of “satans smut” is censorship wether you want it to be or not
              so by saying you want it gone, you suport censorship.
              you can’t say one thing then do another in this case

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            • There is a difference between prohibiting free speech and protecting the world from Satan’s propaganda.

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    2. Jazze says:

      dear god here we go again.
      first of stop saying homogay it’s not a word.
      or should we start calling it retardchristians?
      on to the fact that no matter how hard you cry this movie won’t be banned
      and end with: if you can be brainwashed by this…you IQ must be below 4

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      • This coming from one of the idoits who believes that North and South America are an island? Riiiigggghhhhhtttt….

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        • Jazze says:

          i don’t….i said it was once at 2 am but i admited to my mistake less than 1 hour later when i realised i was wrong
          also what does my geographical knowledge have to with anything?
          if we are gonna play that game: that comeing from a guy who live in a country where most people can’t even find america on a globe

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          • That right there is just as bigotted as anything I have ever said. Hipocrite.

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            • Jazze says:

              the big difrence is i said it ourely to discredit you and since you considere me a hypocrite for doing so i guess you agree with me that you are a moron but still managed to miss the point…wauw
              no honestly answere me this: how come you expect me to respect you and your belifs when you have no respect for other peoples belifs? or in most cases i have seen other people at all

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            • yuske says:

              shameful heres something to give you the urge to cum over since you love gay’s so much i know you love the bum why else would you be talking about it so much?

              undefined

              enjoy your love for gays shameful i know it’s your turn on

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            • No, the big difference is that I have God and Jesus on my side of the argument saying that I am right, whereas you have a whole lotta nothing.

              And Yuske, we have already addressed the fact that, statistically speaking, you are more likely to be a homogay than I am, so why don’t you just go crawl up your beloved Prime Minister’s poop shoot like you so obviously long to do?

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            • Jazze says:

              yeah and my god says i’m right but thats not really proff now is it.
              if your only proff is god not only do you admit to not haveing proff….you also say “but because i’m retardchristian i don’t need proff”
              how would you ever go about convincing somebody who don’t belive taht god even exist by saying “because god says so”. it’s the equvilant of me saying “i have to kill you because the flying cat of ashmur says i have to”
              if you can’t base your argument on anything other than god it isn’t proff it’s a blame figure. you bascily say god hates smurfs but since hate is a dead sin i guess god have to go kill himself

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            • There ain’t nothin’ truer than God and Jesus.

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            • Jazze says:

              i could say the same about the flying cat of ashmmur

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            • And that is why:

              Jazze = Eternity in Hell

              Shameful_Truth = Eternity in Heaven

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            • Jazze says:

              again i could basicly say the same
              you see thats the funny thing abotu faith. no matter what you say i do wrong or what’ll happen to me as a result of what i do….. i can say the exact same thing about you

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            • Coin says:

              Shameful, you arn’t even going to hell, YOUR GOING TO MEXICO!
              *DUN DUN DUN*

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    3. Shaming Jazze says:

      Enough with the cartoon characters already. Are you 12 years old?

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      • No, I’m 40. And what’s my age got to do with anything?

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      • ATHEISTalltheway says:

        A 40 year-old virgin…wow..that is a sad sad thing.

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        • No, a 40 year old married man with three children.

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          • Jazze is the virgin, not me. Unless you are suggesting that my children are the new Messiahs, in which case expect to be smoted any moment now for speaking such blasphemy.

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            • Jazze says:

              wow now you are going about it as if calling me a virgin is an insult.
              beside the fact that i honestly don’t care that much( i have time) your the guy who’s aganst premarital sex yet you insult me for not haveing had it…..somewhere an imaginary god is crying

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            • In that particular instance, I was actually not insulting you. I was merely pointing out that the throatwrangler was confusing you with me. Believe me, I am much more relieved to know that you are an unwed virgin than an unwed unvirgin. Though it still will not save your liberal homogay loving sole from the fires of Hell.

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    4. yuske says:

      shameful just loves to prove that he is a retard he got hit with a crowbar after all thats why he acts like the idiot he is

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      • You are a churlish common-kissing haggard.

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        • yuske says:

          shameful shameful shameful still doing the name game i see i think it’s my turn to say something soooooo offensive that christian would go in a full on christian rage at me and say im going to hell cause honestly who gives a fuck???

          633824075606409575-supermechadeathchrist.jpg

          SUPER MECHA DEATH CHRIST 4000 B.C BETA BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

          FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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          • Another childish attempt to poke fun at our Lord and Saviour, courtesy of the quaint little Brittish Islanders. Seriously, if only Captain Hook had brought small pox with him to England and wiped the Britts out like he did the Hawaiians, the world would be such a nicer place.

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            • Jazze says:

              the amount of pure fail in that is simply astunding.
              first of super mech death christ was an idea invented by an american by the name of james rolfe. quite popular hell you even have a post about him somewhere
              second hook is a fictional charecter from the story of peter pan. just because it’s in a book doesn’t make it reality…might wanna put that logic toards that bible aswell btw.
              also hawaii’s population was never killed by small pox

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            • “first of super mech death christ was an idea invented by an american by the name of james rolfe. quite popular hell you even have a post about him somewhere”

              Seeing as I’ve never heard of this Rolfe person, how would I have posted about him? Also, I was referencing the fact that Yuske, the commenter, is a Britt. I was making no insemination that Yuske himself created the image.

              “second hook is a fictional charecter from the story of peter pan. just because it’s in a book doesn’t make it reality…might wanna put that logic toards that bible aswell btw.”

              That was a type-o. I meant to type Captain Cook, who is the explorer who discovered the Hawaiian islands, and saved the primitive soles of the natives by bringing them Christianity and a plethora of diseases that, effectively, wiped them out. Please do try to know a bit of world history before you spew your ignorance around, making yourself look even dumber than you already are.

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            • Jazze says:

              the you was meant as the site as a whole not a post made by you.
              so let me get this straight…it’s not the picture of christ being an insane killer machine….but the fact that someone would use it as a joke….does that mean you accsept super mecha death christ as your saviour?
              second… c and h are too far from each other on the keyboard for me to belive it was a typo
              also should we save america by nukeing it a bit? you seem to think genocide is a good way to save a country which is doing fine on it’s own

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        • ATHEISTalltheway says:

          see? You have no reply. That is because you know that what this person is saying is true and you have no come back. These naming insults are childish and further prove that you have an abnormally small brain.

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          • Just because I do not respond to every single tiny little mundane comment on these threads does not mean I don’t have a reply, kowari bait. Yuske and I have had many heated debates on these subjects already, and I tire of having the same arguments repeatedly, so many times I will ignore him and others rather than repeating myself tirelessly.

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    5. haha says:

      1. Smurfs weren’t for the homosexual rights. Such thing barely existed when the show was created.
      2. It was actually for promoting communism. yes. That was the whole propaganda in the show.
      3. The show wasn’t targeted for children, but for adults. Just because something is cartoon, doesn’t mean it targets children. Like the early mickey mouse in the 40s.
      4. M. Butterfly was written by David Hwang. Not this person you mentioned.
      5. If south was holy, there’s something wrong with your thought process. I live in the south. I know what happens around but what actually goes around.

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      • “1. Smurfs weren’t for the homosexual rights. Such thing barely existed when the show was created.”

        You are stupid. Fags have been around for thousands of years, and have always been enacting their unholy vendetta against the straight world by trying to recruit more men to their ranks and seducing young children.

        “2. It was actually for promoting communism. yes. That was the whole propaganda in the show.”

        Yet another reason why the show is evil and the movie should be halted.

        “3. The show wasn’t targeted for children, but for adults. Just because something is cartoon, doesn’t mean it targets children. Like the early mickey mouse in the 40s.”

        That’s the same excuse you liberals use against South Guy, Family Park, and the Simpsons. Yet you cannot deny that millions of children across America, and probably other parts of the world, grew up watching this veil show.

        “4. M. Butterfly was written by David Hwang. Not this person you mentioned.”

        I never said anything about who wrote the dang play.

        “it is rumored that none other than homogay lover, John Lithgow, the man who starred in the atrocious homogay transgender propaganda musical ‘M Butterfly’”

        Key word: STARRED. Not wrote. STARRED. If you can’t even read the sentences before your eyes, don’t bother responding because you’re just making yourself look like an even bigger idiot.

        “5. If south was holy, there’s something wrong with your thought process. I live in the south. I know what happens around but what actually goes around.”

        I live in the South, too, what’s your point? Your third sentence makes so little sense I’m not even going to waste my brainpower trying to figure out what you were trying to go for.

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        • haha says:

          Did you know Greeks invented sex? and Romans improved it with women? I’m sure you heard of this joke. If it weren’t for them, you wouldn’t be able to read a single letter in the bible. I doubt you, or your ancestors, would have even heard of bible.
          If cartoon=children’s show and children will watch it, I think I may have grown up in a wrong way, since I read newspapers and watched news as a child.
          And everyone makes mistakes once in a while. I’m not going to bother looking for your mistakes.
          My point about the south is what you just see/hear isn’t what’s really happening. Guess who bombed the Oklahoma City Hall and shot Kennedy. and lead a ,more or less, sex slaving religious cult in Texas with 20+wives and whole load of his family under his oppression. All people talk about is Fort Hood or illegal immigrants or Mexican drug cartels.

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          • haha says:

            also, I forgot to mention gay rights didn’t exist back when smurfs were created, not gay people.
            One more thing, Jesus had 2 fathers and a mother. Even if there was no physical relationship whatsoever, it doesn’t deny the fact Jesus had 2 fathers in any way.
            (note in literal translation of the bible from hebrew to english, it’s not Virgin Mary, but technically Unmarried Mary)

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            • How dare you inseminate that the Holy Virgin was a Morman, you sick son of a bitch? There’s a special place in Hell reserved for knuckle-chewers like you, and I look forward to looking down at you from Heaven as I laugh with Jesus, the Angels, the Cherubs, and General Lee as we sit back, sipping on our margaritas, while St. Christopher plays the theme from The Dukes of Hazard on his electric flute.

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        • Jazze says:

          1. thats not how being gay works. they are not pedofiles. and they don’t “recruit”. they just find other people who turn out to be gay that they like.
          2. i doubt that a movie made in this day and age made by holywood would promote comunism.
          3. the fact that some parents are bad parents are not an argument. i could argue that the bible shouldn’t be read for kids and since some parents do we need to ban the bible entirly
          4 and 5 i’ll skip and leave to others since i have nothing

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          • That’s what all you homogay loving liberals always say. Turning your back as children across the world are abducted and raped by homogays every day. You disgust me.

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            • Jazze says:

              i have heard extreamly few( like 2-3 a year at worst) cases like that my entire life.
              the only place i have ever heard about such things is from you guys and i do not exactly considere you a beliveable source
              unless you can prove to me(without linking to your own site) that such kidnappings and rapes happen “all the time” i’m going to call you out for lying…AGAIN!
              i could not posibly phantom anything wrse than rape far worse rape of a child. you insinuating that i don’t care i find quite insulting

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            • Let us do the math here.

              If there are 2 to 3 reported cases a year (and that number would most likely be a regional country number rather than worldwide, mind you), there are most likely at least twice that number that go unreported. After all, how many hundreds of children go missing every year and are never found? Have you ever even LOOKED at the missing children wall at Wal-Mart?

              So we are looking at at least 6 regional cases a year. Not that much you say? Well, you have been alive 18 years, I believe you said in an earlier post, so multiply 6 by 18 and that is over a hundred children who have been abducted and raped by gay men in your lifetime. Not such a small number now, is it, you sick bastard?

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        • ATHEISTalltheway says:

          What brainpower….?

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    6. Scott says:

      Hollywood needs to be shut down, period. We need censorship so our children wont be exposed to all this garbage. These people are turing our kids into drug users, making them gay, making them prostitutes, thieves and criminals. Children need good wholesome programming. I have my kids watching the 700 Club and we also put aside an hour a day in the evenings after school and homework for bible study. They also go to church school. Every child in America should be doing these things. In 2012 Sarah Palin will be elected President and I believe we will finally get some faith based initiatives. America is wising up and getting saved.

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      • Jazze says:

        and i don’t think any child should be raised like that.
        what gives you the right to decide who my children is raised? if you have that right i want the right to decide how you raise yours. so no more bible for them fuckhead

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        • Scott says:

          Jazze, do you want to go to Heaven and be with Jesus Christ?? Because with that attitude you won’t. It is important and everyone pray and read the bible. We have to fight off lucifer’s army of drug users, homosexuals, prostitutes, etc. The best way to do this is to get our children praying in the schools. Not only through morning prayer, but afternoon prayer and Christian class that should be taught everyday. Jazze, you have be taken over by liberal propaganda. Its everywhere and its how satan reaches people. satan does this through people such as obama and the democratic party. in 2012 it is imperative that we elect Sarah Palin President so we can fix this mess.

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          • Jazze says:

            yes i’d like to go to heaven but i’d also like to go to narnia, hogwarts and hundred of other fictinal worlds. but i have come to the realistation that they are all fictional. and i’m not. so i can’t go there no matter what the fuck it. just as much as you belive it’s nececary to belive i jesus i belive we need to ban the bible. and no this is not because of any propaganda actually i have yet to meet any people who is as christian hateing as myself. but i hold back because just as much as i belive christianity is the gateway to hell on earth i belive everyone have the right to choce theire own belifs as long as it doesn’t force anything on others. your belif does that. therefor i belive you should not be alowed to be retardchristian.
            i folow my own convitction and even if liberals didn’t exist in this day and age fuck it i’d simply be the first
            you belive prayers to go will bring us all to heaven. i belive it will bring hell on earth. and i won’t stand for it
            fell free to fight your fight….but be ready for our resicstance motherfuckers

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            • So…let me get this straight…you don’t believe in Heaven, God, or Jesus, yet you believe in Hell and you’re NOT a Satanist? Riiiigggghhhhtttt…

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            • Jazze says:

              actually no. i don’t belive hell exists. i do however belive that if we let people like you run the show the world we live in will become hell. hell to me is a word describing a place of agnoy and hate and sufering. and thats what i belive christians stand for. maybe not what you want to but it’s what you bring in your sheer ignorance.
              obviously this doesn’t count in the christians who can shut up about theire faith.

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    7. ShameJaz says:

      you are so not funny.

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      • And you are so not smart, so what’s your point? Besides, who ever said I was being funny? Their ain’t nothing funny about thwarting the homogay agenda.

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    8. haha says:

      “Therefore the Lord himself shall give you a sign; Behold, a Virgin shall conceive, and bear a son, and shall call his name Immanuel. (Isaiah 7:14)

      Unfortunately, this is all a misunderstanding. The term “virgin” appears in the Greek translation (the Septuagint), but that is not correct. The original Hebrew word, ha-almah, really just means “young woman.” The word has no meaning beyond what we find in English with “young woman” or “maid,” but it was translated into Greek with the word parthenos, which means virgin.”
      I would love to find this for you.

      “and I look forward to looking down at you from Heaven as I laugh with Jesus, the Angels, the Cherubs, and General Lee”
      you believe yourself equal to all the other people mentioned? I definitely don’t think so. Wouldn’t you be looking up and praying for the first 3, at least? and I believe General Lee was a honorable man not to use “son of a bitch”

      So what about:
      “Guess who bombed the Oklahoma City Hall and shot Kennedy. and lead a ,more or less, sex slaving religious cult in Texas with 20+wives and whole load of his family under his oppression. All people talk about is Fort Hood or illegal immigrants or Mexican drug cartels.” all this?

      Hopefully you can be logical here, instead of relying on insults and unprovable claims you make.

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    9. canai says:

      who is this person jazze? he posts here way too much. its weird.

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      • I agree. Jazze really needs to get a life. It’s rather sad.

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        • Jazze says:

          so do you
          this is hardly more than a hobby of sorts and it sure does reel in the laugh of the day i most cases
          also i have strange urge to argue and this satisfies that so no i’m gonna be here for as long as this site keep running

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    10. God is false says:

      EVERYTHING YOU EVER BELIEVED IN IS FALSE. YOUR RELIGION IS FALSE.

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    11. FEED THE TROLL says:

      God smurf you, Shameful, god smurf you to hell.

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    12. Boigne says:

      Their, not there. You’re not smart enough even to be a bigot!

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    13. ATHEISTalltheway says:

      If God did exist he would not be proud of you. He would shake his head and say, “This is why I have things like natural disasters, so I can kill fuckers like these!!”

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      • Well, then it’s too bad for you that He does exist, for it is you, not me, that He is ashamed of for not believing in Him.

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        • Jazze says:

          why would god be more ashamed of an atheist who lives more or less bu his words than a christian who defiles pretty much all of them?
          you hate. you refuse to learn. you do not alow yourself to open your mind and see a wolr dbigger than that you’ve made yourself in your head. any true god would have long since stoped pitying you and started dispising you.

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    14. NoSkaOnTheRadio says:

      Let’s all keep this troll-fest rolling!

      I used to think this site was horrifying because I thought it was real. Then, I thought it was funny because I realized it isn’t. For a while I didn’t think it was funny anymore because the jokes got really old. Now, though, I realize that the actual humor here is in the discussion threads that get spawned after the articles. The people who take this all seriously are the real comedians here – keep up the good work!

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      • Jazze says:

        most of us do know it’s not serious(or at least REALLY hope)
        but it’s as you said the discusions that are fun

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    15. Funny Site You Got Here says:

      Hahaha… surely this is some weird, twisted, Christian version of the Onion or something.

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    16. Mark says:

      hey, shirtless men only bother closeted gays like you. And stop say homogay. It’s not a word.

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      • Whoever said that I was bothered by shirtless men? Obviously seeing as that was the image that came to your mind when I mention the word Homogay, we know where your affiliation lies. I am not bothered by shirtless men. When you live in the South, it is quite common – due to the heat and humidity – to go shirtless in the summer afternoons. No, what I am bothered by are Richard Simmons fruitcakes running around in their rainbow-colored spandex jumpsuits, doing jumping jacks in public, and hanging around bus-stops looking for young children to abduct and sodomize.

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    17. The Rev says:

      That’s it I DECLARE WAR on this website.

      Galatians 6:7-8

      7Do not be deceived, God is not mocked; for whatever a man sows, this he will also reap. 8For the one who sows to his own flesh will from the flesh reap corruption, but the one who sows to the Spirit will from the Spirit reap eternal life.

      That THAT is what this site does it MOCKS GOD and Harbors hatred for TRUE Christians. No where is there scripture on this site. NOWHERE is there any biblical backing behind the hatred this site spreads towards gays, towards true christians, towards humanity.

      The War is on now IT IS ON NOW…

      and I’ll win this war.

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    18. estaban says:

      dear redneck incestious sister-loving white christian hate group,

      can you give me smurfette’s number? shes hott!

      remember…. Satan loves you ;)

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    19. question…shamefull, are you legally retarded?

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    20. PK says:

      “All of those “little blue men“ running around, living in “mushrooms“ with their suggestively phallic white hats, and shirt-less chests”

      Dude, you have one seriously fucked-up imagination and most likely some homosexual tendencies if this is what you take away from watching the Smurfs.

      “before viewing the sultry image below of the whore known as Smurfette.”

      add pervert to your list of problems. Please get some help.

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