Another Subversive Attempt of the Homowood Producers to Rape our Childrens` Minds with There Homogay Agenda
My dear White Christian American friends, I am hear today to alert the God-fearing American public of yet another subversive attempt of the homo-infested Hollywood to further promote the homo-gay agenda. Homowood is resurrecting this 1980`s television series that was riddled with homogay undertones and, just as horrible, was targeted at none other than CHILDREN! I sputter with indignation to know that children across the country grew up watching this depraved example of Liberal-spewing, fag-loving, drug-use endorcing propaganda. I just thank the Lord everyday that I was not a child in the 80`s and therefore managed to emerge from the depths of youth without having been brainwashed by this disgusting, evil show that certainly must have been produced by none other than Satan himself.
The show to which I am referring, that Homowood is in the midst of turning into a movie, is, of course, “The Smurfs.“ All of those “little blue men“ running around, living in “mushrooms“ with their suggestively phallic white hats, and shirt-less chests – AND ONLY ONE, SINGLE SMURFETTE IN THE WHOLE GOD-FORSAKEN SHOW!!!!! Sick! Disgusting! Deprived! Shameful! Truthless!
Please have all women and children leave the room before viewing the sultry image below of the whore known as Smurfette.
The Whore of Smurf Village: Smurfette
As if this was not bad enough, it is rumored that none other than homogay lover, John Lithgow, the man who starred in the atrocious homogay transgender propaganda musical “M Butterfly,“ is rumored to be in the cast and the film is to be produced by homogay supporter, Jordan Kerner, producer of such homogay filth as Charlotte`s Web, George of the Jungle, Inspector Gadget, and Fried Green Tomatoes. If his list of credits were not proof enough of Kerner`s allegiance to the homogay agenda, he is also the Dean of a school of filmmaking at a “performing arts“ school that is, in fact, an institution for teaching American college AND high school students that homogayality is ok. This subversive institution is located in America`s own Holyland, the South, and goes by the name of “The University of North Carolina School of the Arts.“ The fact that the homogays would dare to infiltrate America`s Holyland brings a shiver of disgust to my bowls.
Please do everything within your power to alert our beloved American public to this homogay attempt to rape our beloved and sacred morals and children. Right to your Congressmen today to ensure that this subversive attempt of Homowood is left where it belongs: on the cutting room floor.http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0472181/fullcredits#cast