Beatles “Rubber Soul” Christian Album Review
At some point in your life, you may have heard of a band called “Beatles”. If not, here is a short description:
Beatles are a band consisting of John Lennon (nicknamed “John Lenin” by his friends), Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, and George Harrison (an evil Muslim). They were formed in the 1950′s by Ringo Starr (literally translated into “Friend of Satan” in the evil Japanese language), when he decided he wanted to form a band in hopes of spreading his liberal agenda throughout the world. In the mid-60′s, they released an album called “Rubber Soul”. This was the first record I ever bought, and I regret in saying that at one point in my life I actually listened to Satanic filth such as this. But now I’ve seen the light and bathed in Jesus’s glory, so I will now tell everybody why they should stay away from this!
First, an interesting note. The title “Rubber Soul” is talking about how this album will take your soul and make it like rubber instead of pure and holy. If you listen to this record, that may happen to you. I was lucky to escape from its madness unscathed.
1. Drive My Car
The first song on the album is called “Drive My Car”. This evil song is about a sick African man hijacking a poor female’s car and demanding she drive him to the gas station so he can rob it to buy some crack. Throughout the song, the words “beep, beep” are constantly heard. These must have originally been swear words that the record company censored to make it more “family-friendly”. If only they had censored this whole song! Shame on them!
2. Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown)
The second song on the album continues its message of violence and anti-Christian values. In this song, the narrator (sung by Ringo Starr), burns down a house and drinks wine, an evil alcoholic beverage that should only be consumed under permission of your pastor. Need I say anymore? This is the obvious answer to why arson rates have gone up nearly 76% in the past year alone!
3. You Won’t See Me
“You Won’t See Me” tells children how to use George Harrison’s evil Muslim rituals to turn invisible.
4. Nowhere Man
Nowhere man is a beautiful gospel song about what life is like without Jesus Christ. Paul McCarthy wrote it when he was struggling with the other Satanic band members. Unfortunately, they conjured the power of Satan to kill him only a few months later. But we can always remember this as being one of the greatest holy songs of all time.
5. The Word
Beginning with a beautiful piano solo, I expected this to be a gospel song praising Jesus’s name. Instead what do I get? I get a song promoting the homogay agenda! The “word” they speak of is the word “filthy homo”. And then they say to “love” that “filthy homo”. This song goes on for nearly five minutes, before ending in an electric guitar solo. Truly an evil song. Statistics also show that nearly 32% of teenagers have admitted to turning homo because of this song. One was quoted saying, “Look, friends, I am now queer just like popstar George Harrison!”
6. Michelle
This is a song about evil Michelle Obama.
7. What Goes On
This is your typical boy-band hit love song single. It’s not praising Jesus in any way, but mostly it’s harmless and reasonably safe to listen to. (Women and children need to make sure to have a man in the room while they listen to it, though.)
8. Girl
See above.
9. I’m Looking Through You
This song is a “sequel” of sorts to “You Won’t See Me”. It’s basically talking about how, if you follow the instructions from “You Won’t See Me”, people will literally “look through you” and exclaim, “I’m looking through you! This is truly the power of Satan!” This will destroy their souls too.
10. In My Life
“In My Life” is not only the worst, most evil song on the album, but also one of the worst songs of all time. In this song, the singer sings about how there’s only one life and no afterlife. They promote drugs and sex with children, saying that “I know I’ll never lose affection for people and things that went before. I know I’ll often stop to have intercourse with them. I am glad there is no heaven or Hell”. In typical Beatles style, if you play the song backwards, you will hear subliminal messages. In this case, the words “cocaine” repeated over and over again throughout (they start shouing it midway through the electric guitar solo towards the end of the song).
11. Wait
“Wait” is another fantastic tune, teaching moral values to children. Paul McCarsey teaches children in this song to wait until marriage to have sexual intercourse. What a great message! If you listen to this song even once in your life, chances of you waiting until marriage increase nearly 50%! I recommend this song to all teens confused with their hormones and thinking it is “okay” and “normal” to engage in such activities before marriage.
12. If I Needed Someone
In this Satantic tune, you are told that you don’t need Jesus in your life, but you should “call” him if you do. Listen, John “Lenin”, Jesus is not someone you can just “call” on any time! You have to believe in him forever and never doubt him to do that! What a sick song! It makes me want to throw up!
13. Run For Your Life
Another song promoting the homogay agenda… and murder! The singer refers to “little girl” (an adopted daughter between him and his homogay “wife”) and says that if she dare date someone of the opposite sex, like a normal person, then they will kill her! This really says a lot about the homogay agenda! They raise their adopted children and then force them to be homos like them! Its sick! Only the sick, twisted mind of George Harrison could come up with something this horrible! Whenever I hear this song, I can’t help but cry and say a little prayer for all of the poor children is situations like these. Being one of Beatle’s most popular songs, it is often played on the radio to try to convert people to the homogay agenda and murder their normal children! No wonder you hear about fag parents killing their kids nearly every night on the news!
Well, that wraps up my review of this filthy garbage album. Needless to say, it is truly awful. “Nowhere Man” and “Wait”, however, are fantastic songs that everybody should listen to every day. Too bad they are mixed in with all the other Satanic, liberal, atheist, homogay filth!
That’s the end to my review. I’ll write more album reviews soon. If you would like to suggest one I review, please let me know. My goal is to spread the knowledge of God and what’s safe to listen to to everybody I can.
God bless.
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Author: Max Jenkins
I am a youth leader at my church and man of God. In my free time, I enjoy teaching children how to play piano so they can worship God even more, and reviewing classic albums so you will know whats Safe and whats Satan to listen to.
6:04 pm
“Paul McCarthy wrote it when he was struggling with the other Satanic band members. Unfortunately, they conjured the power of Satan to kill him only a few months later. But we can always remember this as being one of the greatest holy songs of all time.”
You dumbass, it was John Lennon who was killed, not McCartney (and yes, his name is spelled “MCCARTNEY, not “MCCARTHY.”) McCartney is still very much alive today.
“6. Michelle
This is a song about evil Michelle Obama.”
That has to be the dumbest thing you’ve said in the entire “review” (and that says something…) Are you telling me that The Beatles wrote a song about Michelle Obama when she was ONE YEAR OLD before anyone else even knew who she was???
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6:16 pm
Actually, AGD, it’s a little known fact that the song was originally “Hillary and Michelle will take your world in a hellish firestorm” but they ran out of typewriter ribbon.
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6:50 pm
and your proff of this is?
seriously how do you argue that they wrote a song about 2 women, who only resently became any specificly intersting, over 40 years ago?
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8:52 pm
Wow, a song about Michelle Obama!! I didn’t know she was so popular when she was 1 year old… and it’s weird that Paul McCartney it’s alive ? Maybe he rised from the dead like Jesus? Stop saying anything!
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9:53 pm
Listen here. You’re logic is stupid. You say they didn’t know about Michelle Obama back then. Well you know what? They had Satan on there side and he allowed them to see into the future so they could write a song about her! Stop making your self look stupid and try using some LOGIC, you filthy homo-lover.
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10:10 pm
Finally, another person on here who understands how to use there God-given brain. Amen, White brother, Amen!
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2:41 am
then again from looking at the lyrics it seems to have nothing whatsoever to do with mivhelle obama so i’m going to say it’s a fair guess that that is simply a coincidence. again where’s your proff? it’s quite an acusation you came with without haveing anything to back it up it’s moot. you’re back to circular logic. “the song is about michelle”. how can it be about her? “they use satan power to look into the furture” whats your proff they use satan power? “well they made a song about michelle obama”. if one of these become untrue then by nature they all do. at the same time there’s nothing but the previous ssatement in the circle to back it up when the entire statement can be brought down by questioning ANY part of reasoning you have done the reasoning wrong.
show some proff you seem to hide tons of it.
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6:45 am
“You’re logic is stupid”
And your grammar is a blasphemy of the English Language
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2:47 pm
Hm well lets see. Maybe that’s because I speak AMERICAN and not ENGLISH.
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3:04 pm
well, considering that it’s the same language…
and that what you call American is actually “american english”…
you fail!
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3:53 pm
now edge there are minor difrences between british english and american english. ofcourse these difrences are WORDS and NOT gramatical.
you’re still means you are. so what you said still means “you are logic is dumb” and whille yes i am far more logical than you thats not a real sentence. but do try again you iliterate twat, max.
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8:52 pm
I like you, Max Jenkins. You are funny.
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6:38 pm
In Norwegian Wood they also promote premarital fornication with hookers.
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7:01 pm
“In this song, the narrator (sung by Ringo Starr)”
actually it’s sung by lennon
” and drinks wine, an evil alcoholic beverage that should only be consumed under permission of your pastor. ”
wow did i read this right? a christian saying that what in christianity is regarded as literally the blood of jesus to be evil.
you just said:”jesus’ blood is evil” wow…just wow.
“This is the obvious answer to why arson rates have gone up nearly 76% in the past year alone!”
yes an album from 1965 is the reason arson have gone up this year….are you retardet?
“Statistics also show that nearly 32% of teenagers have admitted to turning homo because of this song. One was quoted saying, “Look, friends, I am now queer just like popstar George Harrison!””
any chance you’d share those statistics with the rest of us? oh wait you can’t since you made them up
“If you listen to this song even once in your life, chances of you waiting until marriage increase nearly 50%!”
do you have anything to back that ridiculous number up with? how can something like that even be mesured in %?
“Another song promoting the homogay agenda… and murder! The singer refers to “little girl” (an adopted daughter between him and his homogay “wife”) and says that if she dare date someone of the opposite sex, like a normal person, then they will kill her! This really says a lot about the homogay agenda! They raise their adopted children and then force them to be homos like them! Its sick! Only the sick, twisted mind of George Harrison could come up with something this horrible!”
yeah i’ll defiently come back on this one because i haven’t actually ever heard any beatles songs but i have to hear this one just to find out hat it’s really about so i can tear you a new asshole.
“Whenever I hear this song, I can’t help but cry and say a little prayer for all of the poor children is situations like these. Being one of Beatle’s most popular songs, it is often played on the radio to try to convert people to the homogay agenda and murder their normal children! No wonder you hear about fag parents killing their kids nearly every night on the news!”
what kids? what parents? what news? seriously what the hell are you talking about? do you live in some kind of difrent dimension thats 100000 times worse than this one? what the fuck are you talking about here?
“If you would like to suggest one I review, please let me know.”
just a fucking idea. maybe look at something that isn’t over 40 years old you damn moron.
actually try something of “within temptation”. seriously your reaction to that would most likely be hillarious and i know them well enough to really discus it with you.
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3:54 pm
I’ll second that vote for “Within Temptation.” They kick ass, and I would love to see CW’s interpretation…Muahahahahaha (For mine is an evil laugh).
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5:03 pm
Not to mention some songs by Nightwish! Ugh, I wish someone of CW did a review of Dark Passion Play, I wonder what they could get out of some lyrics of Whoever Brings The Night!
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7:06 pm
yeah just checked up on the lyrics of “Run For Your Life”….damn you are bad at understanding the text.
it’s so obviously about a jelous man treathing to kill his girlfriend if she is ever unfaithful….something i’d asmue you guys would basicly condone. seriously with your insane interpritation of this song i think i’ll take a look at all of them and tell you what they really is about.
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7:35 pm
Drive My Car:yeah i’m not entirly sure but as far as i can see picking up girls is a far closer bet than yours.
Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown):well you may be right about him burning down the house but he did so because the girl abandoned him. nothing stanic about that it’s just plain old contempt for your ex
You Won’t See Me: yeah another song about a guy getting dumped. i certanly didn’t learn to make myself invisible
Nowhere Man: on the irnony. this song has nothing to do with jesus but i’d dare say it could very well have to do with christianity in your case. the song is about a man who refuses to live in the real world so instead he looks himself in a world he sure to understand and every time he’s confronted with anything he doesn’t understand he rejects it. the song is about opening your eyes and braceing the world.
The Word: this song is simply about spreading love. so is christianity. if this song is evil so must christianity be
Michelle: just a love song. nothing special
What Goes On: as you said simple love song nothing special
Girl: yeah again love song.
I’m Looking Through You: another sappy love song about a guy who’s girl left him(or maybe she simply changed and the love between them is dead.)
In My Life:how the hell did you have this to do with drugs or sex? it’s about a guy looking back on his life and realiseing that whille he has a lot of memories rather than being stuck in the past he’d rather move forward and make new memories with the love of his life that he just meet. seriously “I know I’ll never lose affection for people and things that went before. I know I’ll often stop to have intercourse with them. I am glad there is no heaven or Hell”. is no where in the lyrics.
this is the real lyrics :”Though I know I’ll never lose affection for people and things that went before. I know I’ll often stop and think about them in my life i love you more.” JESUS CHRIST YOU PEOPLE ARE INSANE
Wait: nothing about premartial sex. it is however about staying faithful to your lover. he is simply wishing that his girl friend that he was away from have stayed faithful to him like he did to her.
If I Needed Someone: well this is about a guy who for some reason turn a girl down. he does however say that if he needs someone to love he may come back to her. no jesus just a girl.
yeah none of these songs are really anything but sappy love songs. some of them about betrayal others about new love. but if you see anything but posibly them bashing old girlfreinds you are insane
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7:52 pm
I am momentarily releasing the Ignore Button to point out that you clearly have no concept or understanding about subtext. Throughout history poets, lyricists and other fags have used subtext to subliminally send out their subversive messages by hiding their true meanings under a bunch of flowery words that look pretty on the page, but are filled with innuendo. Show me just about any Cole Gershwin or George Porter song and chances are the subtext of the songs are about nasty sex.
You are now being ignored again.
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8:33 pm
ignore and ignorance are very similar words……
If somebody hasn’t censored all these songs for whatever reasons mentioned, then probably it’s safe, especially in the 60s, when the censoring was stricter than it it now.
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8:58 pm
Your ignore button it’s just very stupid haha! I think it’s just because you didn’t find a good answer.
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9:24 pm
actually it is due to the fact that since I finally have gotten a new job since Ikea put the rocking chair factory I worked at out of business, I no longer have all the hours in the day I used to to sit around answering every single one of Jazze’s inane stupid questions over and over and over again. He seems to assume that because he doesn’t have anything better to do with his life, nobody else does, either.
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10:48 pm
why you blame Ikea when you could blame your Own Incompetance ???
I mean My father works in a place where they build table and chair even with Ikea their demand has been increased very fast
and for someone with a “new job”‘ you are sitll Often there making much more Nonsense than before
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11:03 pm
You are so stupid that if it was not so much fun proving your stupidity I would push the Ignore Button on you.
1) I have already explained countless of times that after Ikea was built in Atlanta, several furniture factories in the area were put out of business if Ikea decided that they did not want to purchase furniture from that factory. My factory was one of the ones that got shut down.
B) I only just started my new job the other day, so how exactly are you able to say that I am posting just as much as I was before?
Seriously, Kallios, do everyone a favor and just shut up. You are just annoying to us Convicted Christwire followers as we try to decipher your impregnable grammar to guess at what you are trying to say, and to the liberals on here you are just embarrassing them and making them look even worse by saying stupid poo like “Continents are Islands” and “North and South America is just one big Island.”
Please go stick your head in the sand and spare us all your pathetic whining.
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2:48 am
if IKEA decide not to use you factory it was most likely because the quality of you chairs was below standard. so yes it was in fact your incopetence that was the decideing factor. also your ignoring me doesn’t really work. you see if you’re ignoring me you don’ even read what i post. what you do is still simply refuse to respond unless obviously it’s one of those times you can respond with out really answering the question.
i have time and time again told you that if you simply answere my question i’ll stop asking it. but you allways jump around the question or throw insults at me. if it wasn’t for you insane values and morals you’¨d be a great polotician.
as for the subtexts. fine then again prove it. going on about subtext i could basicly prove that every song in you salmebook has a hiden prayer to satan. you see what you wanna see therefor you are incapable of judeing stuff.
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12:05 am
you seem to be un educated on the Beatles,
They weren’t satanic (aren’t) Paul McCartney (not mccarsey) is catholic
Mr.Lennon was church of England, but had his dout in God like in his song “God save us” and “God”
Ringo probaly the same as John except his dout he even said in the anthology that John went to heaven
Then there is George (an evil Muslim)…….. your not to smart are you there’s evil christians but I guess being Muslim is bad?? George was a protsant(no offense to anyone sincerely) but he became Hindu in his later life.
Honestly you’ve have a bad intuperation of the Beatles’ music (no satin what so ever, Paul McCartney said “the sOngs are mainly about love” or had something to do with love ( sorry if I worded what Sir Paul said)
and more people back then were more religious and intolerant then you and the Beatles still got #1′s more then Elvis and are considered the most successful group in history!
Before you say something that is quite dispicable and not supportive at all cathlics are cristains (I’m catholic!!) Muslims arent evil just the extremist.
don’t give me ignore button cause that’s bullfuck!! I’m 15 and I feel closer to that a confeshion should help you out!
TRY BEING MORE UNDERSTANDING!!!!!!
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7:48 pm
This whole website is one big stinkin pile of a crackbaby’s shit.
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12:46 am
The song Michelle was most definitely not about Michelle Obama. Not only was she 1 year old, but I do believe she is not French. The songs lyrics say ”
Until I do I’m telling you so
You’ll understand.
Michelle, my belle.
Sont des mots qui vont très bien ensemble,
Très bien ensemble.”
This implies that the girl in the song is French and understands no English. So unless Michelle Obama is French… Which she is not, then that leaves us with a large contradiction. If you can explain how this is possible then please do.
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10:34 am
Ok… Is everyone here a stupid moron???
THIS SITE IS FAKE…
Just try to have fun with this parody of a ultra conservative site
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2:06 pm
we do know it’s fake. but getting into arguments with these guys are part of the fun
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12:19 pm
I am God, and I decree that it is logical to say all of your assumptions (yes, assumptions) are wrong.
I am using Max Jenkins’ circular logic. Therefore, trying to disprove me would be illogical.
Suck on that.
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8:00 pm
Whew. Thanks for clearing all that up God. For a second I thought I was in a Christian Tower of Terror Ride. As soon as I read that Ringo Starr ( oriental satanist ) started the band, I thought “Jesus, this is going to be a hell of a nightmare.” Ringo was of course the last to join the group, replacing Pete Best. I’ve met Ringo. He does not have any horns or Satanic tattoos. George Harrison was not gay. Paul was certainly never murdered by his fellow band members. I can certainly go on, but there isn’t a need. The research that went in to this review amounts to staring at the album cover and just fantasizing how to slip your dumb ass agenda into some religiously serving story. A for the guy who makes rocking chairs, I’m actually amazed you can even move with an IQ that low. And as last to the wanna-be writer who penned this review, they used to hang snake oil salesmen. What ever “Group” you’re in charge of, you need to be removed from educating children and reconsider your priorities. This review you’ve written is nothing but self serving.
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11:50 pm
Alright…I wasn’t going to comment in this post, because only idiots bad mouth, the beetles. First….How the fuck can a song called Michelle, be made about michelle obama, when no one knew jack shit about Obama back then? and don’t say Satin made them see into the future, cuz…well thats a bunch of bull. Joseph Harrison…was not muslim. He was actually christian, a baptist christian, so before you make out of this world claims…DO YOUR FUCKING RESEARCH! John Lennin, he is still alive and kicking, and doesn’t care what you think about his band or his music, because in the end…..He is still better than you! Ok…now before I go any further, with showing how FUCKING Stupid you and shameful are….I am willing to give you a chance. Give me 3 links….3 links of sources, where you get these…so called “facts”, because all im hearing is abunch of preachy shit, from a 55 year old virgin, who wants attention. Am I in the ballpark?
P.S.Shameful…I am actually kinda shocked, that you have the IQ, to build a rocking chair….Im so proud of you… I’ll be sure to bake you cookies. Because not only woman can bake, you moronic bag of puss and shit
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12:29 pm
Max Jenkins since you seem to be this so called “music” expert how about you try this bands album out for size by the band called Scar Symmetry and there album Pitch Black Progress i can easily review this album and give it a 10 out of 10 since i am a huge fan of the band and i will let you in on this your album review is pretty pathitic and you DON’T!!! speak American as there is no such language you speak English please you your context right please
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3:48 pm
re:“If you would like to suggest one I review, please let me know.”
Any chance you can review the best album of this decade, Lady Gaga’s “The Fame”. I’m interested to read just how you would twist all the meanings of her lyrics with your right-wing Xtian interpretation. LOL, should be good for a laugh!
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2:19 am
I love this site.The comments are wonderful.It seems most of the commenters don’t realize this site is a wonderful spoof.
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7:19 am
maybe if you had read a few more of them you’d have realised we all very well know it’s all a joke but simply find it far funnier when we also start discusions with them in the comment section
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4:33 pm
You may think it’s a joke, but there’s nothing funny about Hell which is where you’ll be going if you keep this atheist attitude up.
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4:59 pm
just like you’ll be going to krazmotancila if you keep being a such a stupid christian?(seriously though threathing me with something i don’t even belive exists is beyond retardet)
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6:40 pm
What a fine insight into a depraved band Max. I cannot wait for the day when the Paul Macartney Beatle dies and has his soul seared in hell for all time for his part in this sinful band.
I remember how they used to use their British ways to excite women and get them to scream with sin from their guitars and music words. Satan is going to have fun strumming each one of these redcoat hellhounds for all time cause that’s where they all are going.
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8:20 am
“Use their British ways”? I’ll wildly assume you’ve never been to the United Kingdom…
And “redcoat hellhounds”? Seriously?
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9:41 pm
This article and this site has to be about the most asinine thing I have ever seen and anyone who actually believes the gobbledeygook you have been trying to sell on it has to be the least educated and most closed minded people I would ever hope to not meet. You ,yourself are a complete ass and if I was ever to meet up with you I would really enjoy educating you as to the whereabouts of Satan and who really is the promoter of stupidity in this world…In other less ephemeral terms ,Satan is in your brain and ass and you must have had a grade two education because I have never met or heard anything as stupid as what you have said here.
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3:43 am
Wow…I honestly think this thread dropped my IQ about 50 points….even with this site being fake…who the HELL spends this much time actually thinking up this crap? I mean…if you have an actual job, shouldn’t you be working instead of making up this insane crap? I mean..you make schizophrenic conspiracy theorists look like Mensa Candidates….and totally believable. Shameful…I find you kinda hot..not your looks, mind you..but all that hate..I bet you would be a great Master. Wanna tie me up sometime and rape me? Cause ya know…I have a thing for creative men who are full of hate…and you fit that category perfectly. Though..on the other hand..I did read a report on here that Christianity is contagious..as is stupidity…so, on second thought..perhaps I don’t want you anywhere near me…in fact..this thread makes me want to wash with bleach..inside and out. And all that hate..it’s such a waste. Use it where you really want to use it! You know you have been fantasizing about that hot next door neighbor..no, not the chick..but her little brother. There you go..get to it, champ! Don’t hold back! Satan says: Direct that hate accordingly and with conviction.
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10:22 am
This thread made me laugh so much. Thanks, man, I needed that. This whole website is hilarious, I thought it was seriously real at first, then a Beatles thread caught my eye because I’m a huge fan, and I thought “Nah, this is totally a joke, no one is really this stupid”. Nice one, almost had me going. Spelling Pauls name wrong twice just added to the hilarity, very well done. =D
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4:27 pm
You fucking idiot…
The Beatles wrote this album like 10-20 years before Michelle was born…
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5:19 am
you can’t be serious…
either you’re mentally handicapped and have turned to religion to answer questions that you cannot comprehend, or this whole thing is a joke.
i’m going to quote you from a reply because i think this retardation or hilarity needs to be reiterated.
in reference to Michelle Obama.
“Listen here. You’re logic is stupid. You say they didn’t know about Michelle Obama back then. Well you know what? They had Satan on there side and he allowed them to see into the future so they could write a song about her! Stop making your self look stupid and try using some LOGIC, you filthy homo-lover.”
heres another good one.
“Hm well lets see. Maybe that’s because I speak AMERICAN and not ENGLISH.”
hahahah this has to be a joke.
please someone tell me this is a joke before i lose any more faith in the intelligence of humanity.
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2:51 pm
This website cannot be true! I feel sorry for the people who actually believe this.
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3:41 pm
“(Women and children need to make sure to have a man in the room while they listen to it, though.)”
What is this, the 17th century? Women are not all Bella Swan, you know!
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2:05 am
my favorite beatles album. huge fan.
i would take apart this review and tell you how wrong you are, but it simply isn’t worth my time.
another good album:
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8:09 pm
So…you people are saying that the Beatles are a satanic band sent here by the Devil, making music that emphasizes murder, devil-worship, and crime, and that they made a song called “Michelle” that was a reference to Michelle Obama that they somehow knew about a long time ago [before she was even famous] because Satan telepathically told them about her?
Wow, and I thought scientology was a far-fetched load of shit.
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12:16 pm
This is the reason I love this site! I love it almost as much as I love your mom. And yes I will repost my O.G. post here in this thread.
OMG!! This is now my official favorite site! It is such an obvious anti-christian satirical send-up of the B.S. hate/fear non-sense that fundies spew, that I am amazed by how many people think this is a “real” site!! I mean come on, really?!?!?1? That is what makes this so delicious: the people who are not seeing it for what is really is! ROFL! This is fantastic! Please keep it up, both the people producing this, and the tards who buy into it and post here! Thanks for the hours of endless enjoyment!
P.S. Yes I am going to post this in every thread I can find!
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8:35 pm
Welllll…. my boyfriend, friend, and I are all Beatles buffs, and as far as my research goes, Ringo Starr replaced their old drummer. I’ve learned that “ringo” in Japanese, which I am learning, means “apple”. And I read in the paper that the Vatican officially accepts and forgives the Beatles, individually, and as a band.
P.S. You must LOVE the song Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da, hahahahahaha
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12:30 am
Please, please… review ‘Pet Sound’s next!
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12:54 am
FUCK THIS ENTIRE WEBSITE. it is full of literally retarded people.
I hope your so-called jesus and god come and personally kill every single one of you.
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6:49 pm
Is this serious?
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12:08 am
OH.MY.GOD.
How fucking retarded are you? You got all the history WRONG. At least if you are gonna bash a band, do your homework.
The Beatles were the most influential band, and a lot of Christian artists mention them as being part of how they developed their music.
And George Harrison, while growing up a Christian, practiced Hinduism. Not Islam. As a practicing Christian Hindu, I am offended by that claim.
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4:46 pm
…is this a joke? If not then I can’t believe there are Christians out there bastardizing the religion with crap like this. Your paranoid and over-analyzed delusions are the exact reason people laugh at Christianity, you then probably turn around and say you’re just being “tried and tested” even though it’s your own damn fault Christianity is suffering.
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12:09 am
wow i stumbled upon this and this is probably the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time
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6:13 pm
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2:57 pm
This is the most idiotic review/site/blog ever! I love it. The shit on here is so stupid that I was crackin up! You guys are racist, ignorant, liars and stupid as shit! HAHAHAHA! Thanks for the entertainment, I’m going to go make a million bucks on a parody of this for Comedy Central! SUCKAS!
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10:47 pm
Seriously…i don’t know whether or not you’re trolling, but get a life. How dare you say that you praise God when God would praise none of the venom you spew to every minority and every different type of person that isn’t white and Christian. God loves everyone. Even *gasps* gays, African Americans, and Muslims. Gay people are people too, and you should just stuff it and get over yourself. I am not even 20 years old and I could be a better teacher of the Word than you! All I can say is shame on you for saying these kinds of things. This is the most inaccurate and the most shaming thing I’ve ever read. You’re the kind of person who gives us Christians and Americans a bad name. I’d spew hellfire, but that would only make me the same level as you. Even if you’re just some internet troll, you’ve severely offended me and most likely 98% of the global population (the other 2% being bigoted, horrible BASTARDS like you.)
You make me seriously consider finding you and dropping the entire set of Encyclopedia Brittanica on your motherfucking head. I read this and I DIED a little bit knowing people like you walk this earth. If God created you in his image, then why must you soil it so??
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6:49 pm
Ringo didn’t form The Beatles, it was John and Paul in 1960. Not the fifties. And do you even realize that none of your lyrics are right? No, you don’t because everyone who publishes and article on here is a retard. The Beatles were the greatest and most influential bands of all time, grant you, they did have drug problems, but honestly? What band or musician hasn’t. It’s people like you, Max Jenkins, that make me ashamed to be a Christian. Screw you.
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