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Black NBA Star Kobe Bryant Uses Devil Powers to Make Last Second Shot
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In the world of sports there are a suspiciously odd number of blacks who are able to do impossible plays at the last second of the game. Some may say that’s racist but it’s not when the facts clearly support the thesis.
Let’s not forget how many times guys like Michael Jordan and Tiger Woods clearly tapped into supernatural forces to perform miracle plays, and even just a few weeks ago we witnessed how Black Golfer Vijay Singh uses Satan Powers.
Now this week we see yet another black, Kobe Bryant, doing more of the same. He somehow managed to throw a basketball an impossible distance while off balance to make a shot that had less than .000045% chance of making it in the basket for a normal person. Yet before it even went in you can see Kobe Bryant was celebrating.
Another interesting fact of empiricism here is that Michael Jordan, Tiger Woods and Kobe Bryant all cheated on their wives. I’m not sure if doing so seals some pact between them and their dark lord, but the facts are there. Black adulterers seem to really be able to do impossible plays in sports and Satan powers are involved. Black adultery makes Satan proud and he rewards them for it. Here’s the video of Kobe.
7:04 pm
or maybe they are just you know good at teh sport they play. i know it sound ludocris right i mean a basketball player being good at basketball….what next a swimmer who can swim fast?
“He somehow managed to throw a basketball an impossible distance while off balance to make a shot that had less than .000045% chance of making it in the basket for a normal person.”
now where the fuck did you pull that number from? he simply threw the ball in the last second hopeing for the best and he got lucky.
“Yet before it even went in you can see Kobe Bryant was celebrating.”
no we can see him trying to get his balance back whille he look at the basket to see if he hit
also if adultery is the way to make a pact with satan satan is by far more busy than god since i bet adultery happens more often than prayer on a worldwide basis. i’m not saying thats a good thing mind you but i do still belive it’s a lesser of 2 evils in this case
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7:15 pm
If you look at 39 seconds in the video, a man in a tan suit is diddling his Satan scepter.
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7:19 pm
yes thats called scratching
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5:27 am
He always looks for things like that in videos and movies. The only problem is that he thinks that a game like “Custer’s Revenge” is a good videogame for a kid and as well thinks that scratching is a sinful act. He’s one of the buggest perverts I’ve ever seen!
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10:07 pm
its called skill talent luck practice don’t b a dick yyur the only person sayin this is a douche come on mister b serious I can do tht shot so tht shot lebron took must b wrong last yr or how bout tht 3 hedo hit lst yr he’s turkish
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8:40 pm
Abe, Abe, ABE! Again you pen an award winning, tell it wow it is, article! I mean its perfect all the way down to the title. Can you say Pulitzer!! This guy is a going places im telling ya:)
j/k of course. Abe has the IQ of a pair of house slippers.
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