Bush People Finally Get Something Right!
My White Christian Friends, I am pleased and surprised to announce that a little tribe in Africa is finally taking the right steps towards ridding the world of Homogayality.
This little village of quonset huts named Uganda is attempting to pass a bill that will make Homogayality illegal! Oh, bless they`re little sole-less hearts!
But that`s not the best part.
Do you want to know what the best part is? I know you do.
The punishment for committing the sin of Homogayality is – you guessed it – DEATH!!!!
Oh, my friends, my friends! Joy! Hallelujah! Sing it from the mountain tops: The gays shall come no more!!!
Who would have thought that a little tribe of Africans would be able to see the light in this way?
I never thought in a million years that I would hear myself say this, but I think it only appropriate that we hear in America should take a page out of these bush people`s book and learn from they`re growth and advancement as a society. Who knows, soon they might even discover fire or invent the wheel!
Let`s see how all of those Homogays out in Homowood feel about continuing their lives of Debauchery and sodomization once they learn that it will earn them a one-way ticket straight to Hell! And they`re won\’t be any air-conditioned bus for them on the ride down, oh no! Ha!
My friends, this is a joyous, joyous day! It brings a warm, fuzzy smile to my heart to picture little Homogay Africans, in their rainbow-colored loin cloths, being hung from trees and stoned to death! This is a truly wonderful day for Christianity!
God Bless Straight People!
http://www.examiner.com/x-662-Strange-News-Examiner~y2009m12d8-Kill-the-gays-Ugandan-law-will-implement-the-death-penalty-for-homosexuals
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Author: shameful_truth
I look forward to laughing with the Angels, Cherubs, Jesus, and Jerry Fallwell as we look down at the Heathens, roasting in Hell, while we sit back sipping martinis, listening to St. Michael play on his harp while we debate our favorite episodes of 7th Heaven.
1:38 am
Christwire is for gheywadds
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1:39 am
Shameful_truth is a r3tard
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5:06 am
“Who knows, soon they might even discover fire or invent the wheel!”
both have allready been invented/dicovered…how else would you be useing them? just likey have been useing them for the last few thousands of years(actually i even think thats where both originate from anyway so triple fail)
“Let`s see how all of those Homogays out in Homowood feel about continuing their lives of Debauchery and sodomization once they learn that it will earn them a one-way ticket straight to Hell!”
the way you guys keep screaming for attention they allready know buddy. but since they have allso learnt that hell is not real they could care less
“It brings a warm, fuzzy smile to my heart to picture little Homogay Africans, in their rainbow-colored loin cloths, being hung from trees and stoned to death!”
that you can picture this just proves how ignorant and uneducated you are
the fact that this law is trying to get through in one of the most underdeveloped places on earth doesn’t say anything about how primitive a way of thinking it is?
oh and homogay still isn’t a word you retardchristian
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4:53 am
Actually, if there turns out to be a heaven, I hope hell exists so I don’t end up where these dudes insist they are going. If I have to act like them to get into heaven, then I’d much prefer to reside in hell for eternity.
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12:20 pm
“both have allready been invented/dicovered…how else would you be useing them? just likey have been useing them for the last few thousands of years(actually i even think thats where both originate from anyway so triple fail)”
Aye carumba. You really are stupid, aren’t you? I mean, I always knew you were slow, but this is ridiculous. I never said that fire and the wheel hadn’t been discovered/invented by other civilizations, you fobbing weather-bitten mumble-news, just that the cute little bushmen in Africa hadn’t discovered them yet, and that maybe with this step forward towards proper civilization they might come upon these tools. I don’t know why you keep trying to pretend like you know what you’re talking about, because you clearly don’t.
“the way you guys keep screaming for attention they allready know buddy. but since they have allso learnt that hell is not real they could care less”
Let’s see how little they care when they wind up having they’re soles violated for all eternity by Satan’s Pernicious Pitchfork of Pain and Petulance.
“the fact that this law is trying to get through in one of the most underdeveloped places on earth doesn’t say anything about how primitive a way of thinking it is?”
Yes, they were a primitive, undeveloped culture before – no doubt they came out of they’re little quonset huts on every other full moon and did cute little rain dances to the sounds of they’re little taiko drums to scare away the oogey boogey spirits – but with this new law they are clearly taking a step forward towards enlightenment. Cute little swarthy critters.
oh and homogay still isn’t a word you retardchristian “
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2:11 am
you forgot to answere that last one even though you quoted it
also if you ment it as other people have invented the wheel but they haven’t why would the western world just have showed them a wheel so they wouldn’t have to invent it themselves…you are basicly admiting it’s the people of the times (who where intrestingly enough christians) who’s the main reason those people are so prímitive since you wouldn’t share your wheel (that actually came from those countries or around them to begin with. you see the wheel was i bvented long before the first christian was born)
so you admit they won’t care one bit before they go to hell….then you also admit you can’t change theire minds….why the fuck are you trying then?
they are promoting hate against some people for arbitary reasons. seriously it might aswell have been a law makeing stoneing of christians legal
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11:42 pm
did you know that they have fire and wheel in those “underdevelopped countries”
and they don’t live in a Bushes they live In house ( also called taudi )
but I geuss for being christian we shall stone you to death as well ?
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1:25 pm
Says the idoit who thinks continents are islands.
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2:00 pm
Wow. when i read this shit it disgusts me that sick fucks like you are alive.
wasting your life on a LIE
I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL
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2:21 pm
I look forward to laughing in Heaven with the Angels, Cherubs, Dick Cheney and Jesus as we look down at you, roasting away like a stuck pig in the flames of Satans machinations, while we sit back, sipping Gin n Tonics and listening to Saint Castorious play “My Home is in Alabama” on his six-string acoustic guitar, as we discuss our favorite episodes of “The Dukes of Hazard.”
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2:29 pm
shameful i doubt you will end up being in heaven anyways you hate everything and a complete rasist and a complete bigot and “God” apperently created everything arn’t you suppose to love everything? unlike you i’m not rasist i have a much better chance being in heaven than you. Your more likly to end up in hell
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2:47 pm
I am not a racist. I am just afeared of minorities. Fear is the bodys natural system of warning us when something is not right or if something is kosher. It is Gods way of entering us and warning us of the evils of Satans machinations.
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3:38 pm
“I am not a racist. I am just afeared of minorities.”
Shameful thats the same as being a racist and how are they “minorites” when there in the millions?? were all Human beings. You should learn to think before you speak really and yeah your going to hell end off god hates racists your defying his creations really.
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3:41 pm
You are a fucking phycopath! god doesnt exist you dumb fuck its more of a metaphor. God cannot enter you and warn you of satan because neither God nor satan exists. You might want to get out some time into the real world and realize that the things you write are completely unacceptable in todays society. And being gay IS NOT A CHOICE. people who are gay were born like that, its the way they were programmed. they dont deserve to die!! Jesus christ man you are a fucking nut. I damn you.
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3:43 pm
I DAMN YOU
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7:23 am
ahh, i am suprised. who would’ve geuessed that these black scum could show such good judgement?
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