My White Christian Friends, I am pleased and surprised to announce that a little tribe in Africa is finally taking the right steps towards ridding the world of Homogayality.
This little village of quonset huts named Uganda is attempting to pass a bill that will make Homogayality illegal! Oh, bless they`re little sole-less hearts!
But that`s not the best part.
Do you want to know what the best part is? I know you do.
The punishment for committing the sin of Homogayality is – you guessed it – DEATH!!!!
Oh, my friends, my friends! Joy! Hallelujah! Sing it from the mountain tops: The gays shall come no more!!!
Who would have thought that a little tribe of Africans would be able to see the light in this way?
I never thought in a million years that I would hear myself say this, but I think it only appropriate that we hear in America should take a page out of these bush people`s book and learn from they`re growth and advancement as a society. Who knows, soon they might even discover fire or invent the wheel!
Let`s see how all of those Homogays out in Homowood feel about continuing their lives of Debauchery and sodomization once they learn that it will earn them a one-way ticket straight to Hell! And they`re won\’t be any air-conditioned bus for them on the ride down, oh no! Ha!
My friends, this is a joyous, joyous day! It brings a warm, fuzzy smile to my heart to picture little Homogay Africans, in their rainbow-colored loin cloths, being hung from trees and stoned to death! This is a truly wonderful day for Christianity!