• Bush People Finally Get Something Right!

    December 8, 2009 5:36 pm 16 comments

    My White Christian Friends, I am pleased and surprised to announce that a little tribe in Africa is finally taking the right steps towards ridding the world of Homogayality.

    This little village of quonset huts named Uganda is attempting to pass a bill that will make Homogayality illegal! Oh, bless they`re little sole-less hearts!

    But that`s not the best part.

    Do you want to know what the best part is? I know you do.

    The punishment for committing the sin of Homogayality is – you guessed it – DEATH!!!!

    Oh, my friends, my friends! Joy! Hallelujah! Sing it from the mountain tops: The gays shall come no more!!!

    Who would have thought that a little tribe of Africans would be able to see the light in this way?

    I never thought in a million years that I would hear myself say this, but I think it only appropriate that we hear in America should take a page out of these bush people`s book and learn from they`re growth and advancement as a society. Who knows, soon they might even discover fire or invent the wheel!

    Let`s see how all of those Homogays out in Homowood feel about continuing their lives of Debauchery and sodomization once they learn that it will earn them a one-way ticket straight to Hell! And they`re won\’t be any air-conditioned bus for them on the ride down, oh no! Ha!

    My friends, this is a joyous, joyous day! It brings a warm, fuzzy smile to my heart to picture little Homogay Africans, in their rainbow-colored loin cloths, being hung from trees and stoned to death! This is a truly wonderful day for Christianity!

    God Bless Straight People!http://www.examiner.com/x-662-Strange-News-Examiner~y2009m12d8-Kill-the-gays-Ugandan-law-will-implement-the-death-penalty-for-homosexuals

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    shameful_truth I look forward to laughing with the Angels, Cherubs, Jesus, and Jerry Fallwell as we look down at the Heathens, roasting in Hell, while we sit back sipping martinis, listening to St. Michael play on his harp while we debate our favorite episodes of 7th Heaven.

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