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Custer’s Revenge, A Great Retro Holiday Video Game Gift Idea
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As the Christmas season is now upon Earth, where worldwide everyone celebrates the birth of our Lord and Savior by sharing time with family and presents, many are looking for great gift ideas.
Finding great gifts for teenagers can be especially complex, as their interests tend to gear toward electronic entertainment like video games and unfortunately, most games contain poor lessons of violence praise and urban black “rap” music.
There is an easy way to get around that this year, however, and it is by going with a retro-gaming system. In addition to letting your kids add a cool gaming system to their collection, this idea will also ensure that they are being taught history and values.
The first thing you must do is by an Atari Entertainment System. Yes, the original! You can find this system at most any second hand video game store in your city.
Next, go online to Amazon.com and look up Custer’s Revenge. It is probably one of the best video games of all time. Here is video game footage of General Custer bravely facing some Indian savages and then converting one of their teeps. You can see her get excited each time he goes over to the tree to pray for her.
This is a really cool game that will teach values to your children and then give them a helping of historical lessons of how we tamed the West on top of that.
10:19 am
That is a pornographic video game for the Atari 2600 that was released in 1982 you moron it looks like you did as much research as billings did with masswepray.
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10:22 am
This game looks very interesting. It sort of reminds me of the black charismatic churches though with the way she jumps when he tries to pray the Indian out of her.
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10:56 am
Alright…after this…either all of you are total retards, or Dan is a sort of pervert…
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11:17 am
Hi, Edge. You say, “Alright…after this…either all of you are total retards, or Dan is a sort of pervert”.
I just need to correct you on a few things. There is nothing perverted about the act of prayer, even when it depicts a charismatic style of prayer that’s typically found within the spirited walls of black Christian churches.
So even though you may be used to a more peaceful prayer, it doesn’t mean there aren’t other types that other varieties of people may do.
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2:24 pm
They’re not praying, they’re fucking. But then, since you’re a virgin who believes women have “separator flaps”, I’m really not surprised you couldn’t tell.
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2:32 pm
But, I mean, have you even watched the video? Have you listened to what those who are playing it are saying? I mean, if you could even think about give this game to a child you are a sick bastard pedophile! The only goal of the whole game is avoiding a shower of arrows and rape the “girl” on the other side of the scree! Even if the graphic is disturbingly primitive, and even if the pixel are as big as my house, it’s obvious and it makes me sick that you could advice any parent to give it to his child. That’s why I said you’re a pervert! A blind one too!
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1:04 pm
Now I know this site is a parody. Custer’s Revenge is an insult to videogames and to the memory of a fallen American soldier.
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9:53 pm
Here here! NO ONE with the kind of ‘agenda’ (seriously, how many times have I read that word here?) that these people do would EVER say this game is wholesome. Even a particular lawyer knows better, there’s no way in hell this site is serious after reading this article!
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1:29 pm
Thanks for the suggestion Dan! I’ll be sure that my daughter gets this in her stocking this year! I always have trouble knowing what to get a six year-old girl, but this looks like a fun, educational way to learn about the old west and how we saved the savage Indians from a life of sin!
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1:06 am
You sir are a pervert giving a pornographic video game to a child and how would your daughter play it didn’t you throw out your television 10 years ago. So gay rights is bad but a video game promoting rape is OK with you people that why religion is dieing.
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4:03 am
i didn’t think you cared enough about your daugther to give her anything. knowing you i would asume you were simply planing to sell her as a slave.
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4:12 am
No, that’s something you Europeans would do. I love my daughter very much and am always looking for intriguing Christmas gift ideas for her.
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4:17 am
nope thats what christians would do. it’s in the bible.
and your pro slaves…you really can’t deny yourself out of this one. you folow a book which says selling your daughter as a slave is ok AND you belive slaves are ok….at least you’d belive selling her as a slave would be ok then aswell
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5:06 pm
I don’t know, Dan. I am a little hesitant about any video game. Couldn’t a child just pull out this Custer game and stick in World of Warcraft?
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5:37 pm
listen stephenson if you can make world of warcraft run on an atari 2600 i’ll convert in a second.
btw as for the game it’s a porn game. it’s unlicensen and to buy it you had to be an adult asking at the counter. the entire goal of the game is to fuck the life out of an india despite being under a rain of arrows.
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6:58 pm
this is the game you are calling a great christmas gift for kids?
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1:41 am
Oh my God…you guys are on fire! i fell out of my chair holding my stomach in laughter. If the morons trying to correct the Christwire staff aren’
t enlightened to the joke with this, then they’ll never learn. ITS SATIRE YOU STUPID ASSHOLES.
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7:48 pm
I love you christwire.
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10:46 pm
This was totally my favorite game as a kid!
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