• Democrats Develop Pornographic Airport Security Scanners

    December 29, 2009 10:02 am 29 comments
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  • As they scramble to make themselves not look bad after a near-terrorist attack, House and Senate democrats have ordered the deployment of a new airport scanning technology.

    The technology is allegedly developed to give airport security personnel the ability to more clearly see the secret-parts of an individual, so that he or she may not hide new terrorist underwear bombs in that region.

    After taking time to do personal investigation of this technology at LaGuardia Airport, I can truly say I’ve never been so humiliated in my entire life. It is sick.

    The technology represents a way for cheap security to get their thrills by just taking a peek at our thingies! What if the airport security is a gay, just getting a good long look at where his eyes don’t belong?

    I find this technology very intrusive. And since democrats don’t believe in profiling or doing pre-investigation such as wiretapping and internment camp on suspicious Muslims and their friends, ridiculous. Just because they allowed a terrorist into our country due to weak Obama policy and groveling, gives them NO RIGHT to scan our bodies in such a way.

    Some liberals out there will try to say I’m exaggerating and there is no way that much of our bodies can be seen. There is no way they can tell such lies after the following documented photographic evidence and nationwide investigation down this morning.Warning: The following image media contains offensive illustrative material. Please immediately have any women/children leave the room before reviewing.

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