• God Punishes Commie Russian Sinners for Convening in a Sesspool of Sin

    December 5, 2009 11:38 pm 41 comments
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  • Hallelujah, my White Christian American Capitalist friends, Hallelujah!
    Our beloved Lord has, once again, stepped forward and venged his fury upon the Heathens Against Holiness!

    Late last night, a large group of young adult Communist Russians gathered to convene in one of the many, many houses of sin, debauchery, orgification, drug use, and non-marital relations that plague the streets of Russia, known by the youngsters of today as “night clubs“ – though don`t be fooled by this pretty name, for it cannot disguise what goes on behind the sin-soaked facades of these caverns of callousness.

    CW`s own Stephenson Billings has already written a thoroughly engaging and informative exposey on the frolication that occurs at similar orgy parties at America`s own Brown University, so we can only imagine what the Godless Commie youths of Russia get up to at these festivals of folly. My bowls shudder with disgust as visions of sugar slut fairies prance through my head.

    But God, high up on His throne in Heaven, lost His patience with this cornucopia of copulation and smote the Heathens Against Holiness with his righteous vengeance! Hallelujah!

    The throbbing, pulsing, burning Finger of God infiltrated the Godless Commie`s orgfest and set the aphrodisial association aflame! Hallelujah!

    109 members of Satan`s army were burned alive, which was only a brief introduction to the eternity that awaits them in Hell for they`re sins.

    Russia`s current Czar, Dmitry Medvedev, of course is trying to chock this “accident“ up to faulty electrical wiring, poorly designed pyrotechnics, and corrupt club owners who ignored fire safety codes.

    Medvedev said the club owners would face severe punishment and…condemned the managers, who had ignored repeated demands from authorities to change the club`s interior to comply with fire safety standards, saying “they have neither brains, nor conscience“.

    But we who follow God`s path see His Fingerprint here. Yes, my friends, this was not some technilogical accident or folly on the part greedy men, but God stepping in and warning sinners around the world what shall happen to them if they continue to ignore His laws.

    This is only a small taste of what awaits sinners if they contiune to convene at these fervorous factions. Be warned Heathens, God`s Vengeance shall not be ignored!

    God Bless Capitalism!http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/dec/06/russia

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    shameful_truth I look forward to laughing with the Angels, Cherubs, Jesus, and Jerry Fallwell as we look down at the Heathens, roasting in Hell, while we sit back sipping martinis, listening to St. Michael play on his harp while we debate our favorite episodes of 7th Heaven.

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