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God Strikes Norway With Wormhole
December 14, 2009 by Abe
Filed under Faith Links, Featured, Science
God’s power was on display once again this week, this time as he caused a giant wormhole to appear over the sinful skies of Norway as scientists tested the Large Hadron Supercollider.
My friends, this is no coincidence and we should all be scared because God is greatly angered. This wormhole was just a snap of his fingered as he witnessed scientists dare crash his protons together!
Just moments before God caused this great manifestation of his power, scientists in Switzerland defied the Bible by using the Large Hadron Collider to accelerate, protons to sinful energies of 1.2 trillion electron volts and then crashing them all together! Sin!
Man has no business meddling with that which he cannot create or touch, yet these scientists are creating hell on Earth. What if one of those protons got loose and caused a black hole or portal rift straight to hell? What then, would these scientists fall and prey and demons had full loose upon the Earth?
Behold God’s power; a wormhole. You can see he’s shot some form of energy through the rift to heaven. Just one touch of that blue power upon the Earth and it’d be mightier then ten dozen million lightning bolt! This small display of God’s power is only a teaser of what he can really do!
God does not like the European Union and he’s making it clear that they all share in this sin together. Ban the Hadron if you want to live, Europe? God’s wrath is night and next time he may just strike you all down for your Satan-pleasing molecule tests.
or maybe it was just that rusian rocket/jet/whatever flying thing(can’t really remeber what it was exactly but it was something that flew) that exploded curiously enough at the exact moment that thing aperaed…in the same place it appered
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Photoshop. Again.
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Here is live footage of God’s power. This is international news.
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maybe you should all maybe read the article the picture in the original post is taken from: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1234430/Mystery-spiral-blue-light-display-hovers-Norway.html
it actually says that the light was the effect of the failure of the new russian Bulava missile. they tested it and well the test kinda failed and this is the result.
but at least for once you are right it’s not photoshop…now you just need to learn to figure out what really is on the pictures you copy from the net.
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Adam you racist retard, that isn’t “live” footage. “Live footage” means that you are watching it at the very second that it is happening. This is a video taken at the time of the explosion. Please due try to get a brain before you post again and make yourself look even more idiotic.
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the beam light is caused by the magnetic phnomena called aureore borealis
and when I read your article weird enough we didnt heard of any DEATH so your God power is very very weak ?
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One would tend to assume that God, being all-knowing, would be aware that Norway is not part of the European Union.
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Neither is Switzerland.
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You gotta be fucking kidding me.. That’s just plain stupid.. HAAHAHHAAHAHAH
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You do realise if it weren’t for the people at CERN (who are using the HSC), we wouldn’t have the internet today and you wouldn’t be able to post this ‘article’, right? You are aware of that, yeah?
It doesn’t get any more inornic than this.
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Russians fired missiles to celebrate the Hardron tests, but we see God ruined their plans there too.
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I didn’t ruin their plans; they just build shit missiles.
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no they just tested the missils. the test basicly failed. why is this so hard to understand? new missli go boom in sky over norway make funny ligth.
thats your story it have shit to do with the Hardron tests.
seriously what “plans” did they ruin? he made a missle blow up. seriously thats the best god can do? ohhh pretty lights. seriously if thats the all powerful god i’m pretty sure we have no reason whatsoever to fear him.
also where did you get that blackhole part from. you do realise that if a blackhole appered that close to earth the earth would have been destroyed allready? you wouldn’t even have noticed most likely.
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So if your theory is correct – God must be incredibly stupid because you would think he would put his wormhole over Switzerland and not Northern Norway. He missed Switzerland by hundreds of miles. Have you ever noticed the strong correlation between the braindead and those that follow religion.
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well they are quite similar since the idiot and retarded in the world are the religious fanatic
and like I said earlier it’s didnt kill anybody
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God does not need to use our petty borders.
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Just like you don’t need to use the petty brain He gave you?
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does that mean that if god wanna punish france obliterating america would be a smart move on his side?
yes god fucking have to use our “petty borders” if he wanna warn or punish someone specsific. if god makes a metor destroy india i hardly think that’ll be what makes china realise maybe comunism is a bad idea. unless he target the people he wanna warn/punish there’s no way it’ll work.
beside that nothing happened. i’ll ask again why should we be scared of a god who’s big wrath is an actually quite beautiful lightshow(with a stamp that says “made in russia”)
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Haha, Norway isn’t even a part of the European Union. “Slight” miss there.
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It was just a failed, russian missile launch.
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HAHA THIS IS SO FUNNY
Thanks for making my day 
hope you have a nice weekend
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lol this website is great
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This is another Great Sign from the Bible that the horses of the End Time Apocolips are gallloping towards this Earth of Evil. Some Christians think the horses are trotting, or skipping, or just shuffling their feet…. No! they are galloping!
The bible says that we are the Bride of Jesus and so we better get ready for when Jesus comes, its going to get messy for the people if they are not ready.
Praise Jeusus
John3:16
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This site is the most fun I’ve found on the Internet so far, and I’ve been here since the creation…
That said – it’s really disturbing how little people know of the world, science, biology, the Bible, geography and any other thing/idea in our lives worth thinking critically about as a human. And as we only have one life we really need to do the thinking NOW.
It’s my hope that also USA eventually will develop into a modern country, and join the responsible countries trying to rid the world of fanatic religious cults like christians, muslims and jews. These religions are the main reasons for war, oppression and almost every other bad thing any human can inflict upon another. Every cultist need to stop silently supporting his oh her fellow cultists from doing these things in their name.
When you encounter something you don’t understand – don’t simply assert it to be God’s doing – think critically about it, consult higher educated people than you, read science litterature, try to figure out what you are seeing! Do NOT fall into the theologists trap of not using your curiosity.
Any internet newbie could have dismissed God’s role in this event simply by doing a brief survey of norwegian sites of the date in question …
Curiosity may well have killed a cat or two, but ignorance kills thousands of men, women and children every week.
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In physics, a wormhole is a hypothetical topological feature of spacetime that is, fundamentally, a ’shortcut’ through space and time. Simply, spacetime is a two-dimensional (2-D) surface that, when ‘folded’ over, allows the formation of a wormhole bridge. A wormhole has at least two mouths that are connected via a throat or tube. If the wormhole is traversable, then matter can ‘travel’ from one mouth to the other via the throat. There is no observational evidence for wormholes, and, although wormholes are valid solutions in general relativity, this is only true if exotic matter can be used to stabilize them. Even if the wormhole is stabilized, even a slight fluctuation in space would collapse it. If such exotic matter — that is, matter with negative mass — does not exist, all wormhole-containing solutions to Einstein’s field equations are vacuum solutions, which require an impossible vacuum, free of all matter and energy.
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in otherwords… your hack job photoshop attempt is obviously the most your grade school drop out hillbilly mind can think of…. Go Canada
and the intellectuals that inhabit the states… oh and go science 
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That is not empirical at all and a bunch of Satanic mumbo jumbo.
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The Large Hadron Collider, collides subatomic particles, such as protons and hadrons, at a very high velocity. People predict that the end product will be black-holes on a quantum level, completely harmless to the macroscopic environment, as the black-holes vanish in a matter of seconds. This is quantum mechanics as its finest, and would be 100% impossible for a worm hole to, 1.)Form as a product of a collision; and, 2.) Form outside of the Collider’s containment tube. It is impossible for colliding protons or hadrons to form a wormhole, as it would form its opposite, a black-hole. Besides, there are nearly an unlimited number protons, hadrons, and other simple subatomic particles in the universe. I don’t think that colliding a few simple subatomic particles in a contained environment to discover the first seconds after the Big Bang, would cause any harm or dislike from God. You should update your knowledge about quantum physics and mechanics…obviously.
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Norway is one of the oldest satanic countries on earth. With their satan worshiping King Halad, worship of fish and fjords (fjord is Norwegian for “great stanic waters”, and gay marriage, Norway is just asking for it from God All Mighty. Norwegians smell bad and are very unattractive ever since God cursed them for their barbaric Viking pagan rituals in 9th century.
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