• Harry Palmer and the Kiddy Porno of Fornications, Debauchery and Sin

    December 18, 2009 11:37 pm 53 comments

    My dear White Christian American friends,

    I am writing you today with a heavy heart and a disgusted sensibility. I am practically sputtering with range and indignation at the atrocity I have to report to you. My fingers are quivering with acerbity and umbrage as I type these very words into my keyboard. But it is my duty as a member of the journalistic community to bring this terrible, disgusting, vile, veil, evil news to the attention of you, the pubic.

    My friends, my friends. We all know very well that the Harry Potter franchise is a terrible veil series of books and movies, penned by the notorious John Kevin Rowling, in order to spread his Satanic agenda of witchcraft, sin, adultery, murder, drug use, pre-marital teenage sex and kissing, and other evils that I am sure would list up if I ever actually read any of the books or saw any of the movies. But I have heard more than enough descriptions from my preacher, and seen enough of the previews that were unwittingly forced upon me when I took my family to see what I thought would be good, wholesome entertainment, such as Veggie Tales: The Movie.

    But, my Christian friends, the depravity is about to grow tenfold. I am abashed at the words that I am about to type, and pray to God for His forgiveness. Unfortunately, there are times when members of the press must write words of unpleasantness in order to reach the community, and this is one of those such times.

    My friends, the evil minds behind Harry Potter and the Homowood producers that produce the films have come up with a sinister plot to expose underage wiggle waggles to the youth of the world. Yes, that is right, in the next Harry Potter movie the star of the movie, Daniel Radcliffe, is going to undress and show his giggle gaggle. There are even rumors that harlot Emma Watson, who has already been revealed showing her forbidden zones in public, will be joining Radcliffe in a steamy consort of sin and nakedness.

    What do you Harry Potter loving liberals have to say for yourselves now? We hear in the Good Christian community have been warning you for decades about the threat that this series poses, and warning you that one of these days your support of John Kevin Rowling and his minions of Homowood producers would come up and bite you on the patookis, and now it has. Millions of children around the world will now be lured into this movie expecting “wholesome liberal entertainment,“ as you foolish liberals so idoitically believe, but instead they will be subjected to liggle laggles, hoohas, and sin pillows gallore.

    We must do everything in our power to ban this movie now, before it is released, and burn all of the Harry Potter books before more children are lured into its seductive web of lies and deceit.

    God Bless Christian America and may He damn John Kevin Rowling and anyone else associated with this horrible series straight into the Fires of Hell!
    http://www.theweek.com/article/index/103918/The_Harry_Potter_sex_scene

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    shameful_truth I look forward to laughing with the Angels, Cherubs, Jesus, and Jerry Fallwell as we look down at the Heathens, roasting in Hell, while we sit back sipping martinis, listening to St. Michael play on his harp while we debate our favorite episodes of 7th Heaven.

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