Harry Palmer and the Kiddy Porno of Fornications, Debauchery and Sin
My dear White Christian American friends,
I am writing you today with a heavy heart and a disgusted sensibility. I am practically sputtering with range and indignation at the atrocity I have to report to you. My fingers are quivering with acerbity and umbrage as I type these very words into my keyboard. But it is my duty as a member of the journalistic community to bring this terrible, disgusting, vile, veil, evil news to the attention of you, the pubic.
My friends, my friends. We all know very well that the Harry Potter franchise is a terrible veil series of books and movies, penned by the notorious John Kevin Rowling, in order to spread his Satanic agenda of witchcraft, sin, adultery, murder, drug use, pre-marital teenage sex and kissing, and other evils that I am sure would list up if I ever actually read any of the books or saw any of the movies. But I have heard more than enough descriptions from my preacher, and seen enough of the previews that were unwittingly forced upon me when I took my family to see what I thought would be good, wholesome entertainment, such as Veggie Tales: The Movie.
But, my Christian friends, the depravity is about to grow tenfold. I am abashed at the words that I am about to type, and pray to God for His forgiveness. Unfortunately, there are times when members of the press must write words of unpleasantness in order to reach the community, and this is one of those such times.
My friends, the evil minds behind Harry Potter and the Homowood producers that produce the films have come up with a sinister plot to expose underage wiggle waggles to the youth of the world. Yes, that is right, in the next Harry Potter movie the star of the movie, Daniel Radcliffe, is going to undress and show his giggle gaggle. There are even rumors that harlot Emma Watson, who has already been revealed showing her forbidden zones in public, will be joining Radcliffe in a steamy consort of sin and nakedness.
What do you Harry Potter loving liberals have to say for yourselves now? We hear in the Good Christian community have been warning you for decades about the threat that this series poses, and warning you that one of these days your support of John Kevin Rowling and his minions of Homowood producers would come up and bite you on the patookis, and now it has. Millions of children around the world will now be lured into this movie expecting “wholesome liberal entertainment,“ as you foolish liberals so idoitically believe, but instead they will be subjected to liggle laggles, hoohas, and sin pillows gallore.
We must do everything in our power to ban this movie now, before it is released, and burn all of the Harry Potter books before more children are lured into its seductive web of lies and deceit.
God Bless Christian America and may He damn John Kevin Rowling and anyone else associated with this horrible series straight into the Fires of Hell!
http://www.theweek.com/article/index/103918/The_Harry_Potter_sex_scene
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Author: shameful_truth
I look forward to laughing with the Angels, Cherubs, Jesus, and Jerry Fallwell as we look down at the Heathens, roasting in Hell, while we sit back sipping martinis, listening to St. Michael play on his harp while we debate our favorite episodes of 7th Heaven.
11:54 pm
Oh yes, I forgot to mention that the image above is a photograph taken from the latest Harry Potter film that seems to have been leaked onto the internet. Aparrently this is another nude scene in which young Hairy molests a unicorn. This is utterly depraved filth and no one should be subjected to such debauchery.
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actually no it’s from a play he did in bwtween fliming the movies which actually allmost got him fired ebcause they didn’t belive they could have an actor who was willing to go naked on stage in a kids movie. they did however setle with a warning.
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9:56 am
I know that you’re only pretending to be a crazy Christian conservative, but I do feel the need to point out that it’s a well known fact that that picture is from the play “Equus” that Daniel Radcliffe did (it was either on Broadway or the West End, I can’t remember) several years ago. He has long since moved on from it.
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2:19 pm
I think he knows that too.
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8:26 pm
you’re an idiot. go join the rest of the book burners of history like Hitler, Stalin and Hussein. Shame on you for blasting your uninformed filthy rage. The bible says he that judges will be judged with the same vengence so please enjoy burning in hell you disgusting, judgemental, non-christian.
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5:18 am
first of lets start with the fact that jhon kevin rowling still doesn’t exist
seriously provide us with some kind of proff. you once said that the women known as J.K.Roling was nothing but an actor hideing the real writer. fine then provide us with what originally lead you to belive there’s really a jhon kevin rowling. whats your proff. what lead you know about this man that aparently nobody else on earth know about?
“in order to spread his Satanic agenda of witchcraft, sin, adultery, murder, drug use, pre-marital teenage sex and kissing”
beside witchcraft which in thois case is used to do good(at least by the heroes) and kissing which by itself is not a sin(if it is jesus is a sinner)
nothing of this is look upon as good(or at all protrayed in most cases)
but then again if you actually read the books you’d kn…..
“and other evils that I am sure would list up if I ever actually read any of the books or saw any of the movies.”
oh dear god on a pogostick. you actually admit in the orginal post now that you are in every way unqualified to talk about these books?
But I have heard more than enough descriptions from my preacher”
ahhh so because a guy who knows a guy who was told about the book from a guy who once saw thw cover you are more than qualified to talk about them? don’t make me laugh.
well i once heard about the bible and i can’t belive you’d hold a book like that in such a high regard. filled with step by step plans of how to kill you first born children in the name of the lord. rituals of orgyies which must be fullfield in the church after the murders. prayers that involve rapeing cats. and a story about man on so many drugs he can’t even percive the real world anymore and think he’s allpowerful and ends up killing himself with a nailgun. then his freinds who’s on the same drugs never even notice he’s dead on walk around with him for the rest of theire lives. what a sick sick SICK book.
“Yes, that is right, in the next Harry Potter movie the star of the movie, Daniel Radcliffe, is going to undress and show his giggle gaggle. There are even rumors that harlot Emma Watson, who has already been revealed showing her forbidden zones in public, will be joining Radcliffe in a steamy consort of sin and nakedness.”
now where did your hear this? once again you forgot to provide us with a source. seeing as that would have abseloutly nothing to do with the real plot(as far as i remeber at least) i find this highly unlikely. and even if they do plan to have a naked scene the fact that that would prohibit the rateing they want for the movie would most likely mean that they’d remove it anyway.
“What do you Harry Potter loving liberals have to say for yourselves now? We hear in the Good Christian community have been warning you for decades about the threat that this series poses, and warning you that one of these days your support of John Kevin Rowling and his minions of Homowood producers would come up and bite you on the patookis, and now it has.”
it has? even if you are right they are just naked. how is that so bad? as a matter of fact wasn’t NOT being naked one of teh first mistakes made by human kind. i seem to remeber god haveing a problem with adam and eve not wanting to show themself naked. and since you still provided no proff…well whats the big threath again?
“Millions of children around the world will now be lured into this movie expecting “wholesome liberal entertainment,“ as you foolish liberals so idoitically believe, but instead they will be subjected to liggle laggles, hoohas, and sin pillows gallore.”
i have allready explaind that if they do have naked secenes kids won’t be alowed to see the movie so thats a moot point.
“We must do everything in our power to ban this movie now, before it is released, and burn all of the Harry Potter books before more children are lured into its seductive web of lies and deceit.”
too bad for you that you don’t have the power to do that then isn’t it?
you do realise that the church has no power to really do anything like that anymore right?
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3:59 pm
“now where did your hear this? once again you forgot to provide us with a source. seeing as that would have abseloutly nothing to do with the real plot(as far as i remeber at least) i find this highly unlikely. and even if they do plan to have a naked scene the fact that that would prohibit the rateing they want for the movie would most likely mean that they’d remove it anyway.”
Actually, Jazze, I’m afraid that this one is true. The scene which these rumors are talking about is the one where Ron has to kill the locket horcrux and the Horcrux, in a last-ditch effort to protect itself, projects an image of Harry and Hermione entwined. The producers have said that Dan most likely be naked for this, but there has been no mention, yet, as to whether or not Emma will.
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4:02 pm
“now where did your hear this? once again you forgot to provide us with a source. seeing as that would have abseloutly nothing to do with the real plot(as far as i remeber at least) i find this highly unlikely. and even if they do plan to have a naked scene the fact that that would prohibit the rateing they want for the movie would most likely mean that they’d remove it anyway.”
Actually, Jazze, this one actually is, somewhat, true. The scene that is being referred to here is the one in which Ron has to kill the locket Horcrux and the Horcrux, in a last-ditch effort to save itself, projects an image of Harry and Hermione entwined. The producers have basically said that Dan will be naked for this scene, but they have not – yet – mentioned whether Emma will or not.
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4:06 pm
“now where did your hear this? once again you forgot to provide us with a source. seeing as that would have abseloutly nothing to do with the real plot(as far as i remeber at least) i find this highly unlikely. and even if they do plan to have a naked scene the fact that that would prohibit the rateing they want for the movie would most likely mean that they’d remove it anyway.”
Actually Jazze, this one is actually somewhat true. The scene which is being referred to here is the one in which Ron has to kill the locket Horcrux and the Horcrux, in a last-ditch effort to save itself, projects an image of Harry and Hermione entwined. The producers have said that Dan will be naked for this scene, but they have not mentioned yet if Emma will, as well.
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6:28 pm
well from you i’ll belive it but my biggest isue was that shameful once again didn’t provide a source of a quite unbelivable claim. still he claims full frontal nudity and i highly doubt that’ll be there. at best(worst?) he’ll be naked without us being able to see anything.
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8:28 pm
Oh no, I definitely agree with you that he took it entirely out of context and blew it out of proportion as usual, I was just pointing out that for once he wasn’t actually making that one (entirely) up.
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2:20 pm
Guys! Guys! This is a fake humor site! It’s satire…ugh! There are idiots on both sides apparently.
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6:38 am
I’ll be so glad to burn in hell if it means watching your soul burn even worse than mine!
You’re writing about something that happened about three years ago (or two I can’t remember), making valueless points and false statements on a matter you don’t know anything and you don’ want to investigate on.
Equus is a play that’s totally out of Harry Potter Series’ horizon, they just scripted Radcliff because he is a good actor that has nothing against portraing a difficult carachter like the one he portraied on the scene. The picture you posted with the ridiculous article you wrote is not from the next movie but from the promotional photos of the play.
At least Billings tries to make serious statements with a good grammar, you keep writing about pointless, stupid, overdone matters that no one cares about. You don’t want your kids watching any Harry Potter movie or read the books? Good, then don’t let them do that!
There is freedom of speech in US if I remember correctly, then there is even freedom of reading whatever anyone wants, from Stieg Larsson’s thriller books to the Bible, and no one has the right to forbid it.
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4:10 pm
Actually Edge, although Shat got the details a bit off and over-reacted, this is actually somewhat based on fact, for once. It has been stated that Dan will be appearing naked in about three scenes in Deathly Hallows (the scene where Harry jumps into the lake to retrieve the sword of Gryffindor, the Harry-Hermione-Horcrux scene mentioned just above in response to Jazze’s comment, and the King’s Cross scene at the end of the movie). However, I think it is important to point out that although he will be naked, there is NO mention whatsoever of how the scenes will be handled. I seriously doubt that they’ll actually be showing anything below the waist. It’s still Harry Frickin’ Potter, after all…
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12:58 pm
Somebody emailed the holymailbox to report this and forwarding to Pastor Reuben.
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4:13 pm
Oh, so is Bearsharktopus going to be taken down, too, Mr. Goodman? I hate Shat just as much as everyone else on here, but I think you’re being a tad-bit hypocritical here, sir. Of course, that won’t be anything new.
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5:43 pm
All this persecution is making me afeared that the other writers of this site are not Convicted and are merely making fun of the religion they are seeming to portray…
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9:01 pm
Wow. Nothing gets past you Shat, now does it?
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9:10 pm
funny how they have been blameing you for that exact same thing huh?
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10:21 pm
I am momentarily releasing the Ignore Button to say that you have a very odd sense of humor. There is nothing funny about someone having there good name dragged through the dirt.
You are now being Ignored again.
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10:28 pm
maybe but you never had a good name. oh and once again you proved taht you aren’t ignoring me. ignoring me requires you to not read what i write you obviously read it since you selectivly choce what to reply to. thats not ingnoring me. if this was a real life debate it would be selective hearing. if you wanna ignore me do it properly. STOP READING WHAT I WRITE!
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3:15 am
I am again releasing the Ignore Button to say that I actually have a very good name, and I am rather fond of it having had it since birth. How you think you are fit to judge my name having never even heard it is quite beyond me.
You are now being Ignored again.
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6:58 am
well the people who took it through the dirt never knew your real name either so how could they drag it through the dirt? you obviously knew i was refering to the same thing as you was. your reputation. and no you never had a good reputation here
also you once again proved my point that you can’t ignore me so you should really stop useing it as an excuse.
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11:20 pm
Well… I don’t want to burn the books, it still one of my favorites !! Anyway, I’m not scared to go in Hell, so I can’t wait to see the next HP movie!
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3:16 am
I am not in the LEAST bit surprised to learn that you are a witch. In fact, it explains quite an awful lot.
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6:59 am
yes reading the book make you a witch despite witches not existing.
also you’re jesus because you read the bible right?
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3:31 am
This is a perfect example of how the Evil Hollywood gay agenda is being pushed upon our children.
This sinful nation needs to go back to its Moral and Values so God will smile upon America again, like back in the old days.
Back in the history days America used to be governed by Faith.
These early days of American history was wrongly called the Dark Ages.
But Christians know when you close your eyes and look to Jesus that we become blinded not by darkness, but everlasting light love of Jesus
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5:19 am
let me ask you this simple qestion. as person who don’t even belive there is a god and who belive that it’s difrent values that make you a good person….what would i truly get out of turning to your values. if i folowed the christians values i’d qucily start to fell lie i was evil.
you can’t simple lable people as good and evil since that’s completly arbitary words witchs meanig changes from time to time and from society to society.
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3:53 am
“”JesusisGod says:
December 22, 2009 at 3:31 am
This is a perfect example of how the Evil Hollywood gay agenda is being pushed upon our children.
This sinful nation needs to go back to its Moral and Values so God will smile upon America again, like back in the old days.
Back in the history days America used to be governed by Faith.
These early days of American history was wrongly called the Dark Ages.
But Christians know when you close your eyes and look to Jesus that we become blinded not by darkness, but everlasting light love of Jesus “”
Ummmm…I really hate to burst your bubble…but during the “Dark Ages”…America was filled with Native Americans(Indians)…and was not ruled by Christians as of yet. Oh and when the whites finally did arrive(about 300 years after the “Dark Ages”)…the nation was founded by enterprise, theft, debauchery, disease, whores, murderers and other such wholesome individuals. So..please..PLEASE…run to your nearest library and open a thing called a “book” and read. Yes, read. Actually read to understand before you open that toxic yap and type uneducated statements.
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3:38 am
Oh for crying out loud…you know…you people have probably found something wrong with film/literary classics such as The Wizard of Oz and other such wholesome examples. Are you trying to shove us back in the Dark Ages where women were property, famine was rampant, plague was the norm and kings ruled over all? You criticize all forms of entertainment, call the creators “hippies” and “heathens” and point fingers at everyone but yourselves. Well I have a little news for you. You are unoriginal. Your bible states that “they without sin may cast the first stone”, “judge not lest ye be judged” and other such lovely, sympathetic propaganda.
What happened to following that which you hold so dear? Your bible states these facts plainly, not to be misconstrued…how is it you can pick and choose that which you will follow, and cast to the way side the rest which you feel that does not apply to you?
I ask you now to check your facts, get off your high horse, and look around you. Do you see God? What has this figment done for you lately? How is it that such “atrocities” that you falsely claim to surround you, exist with your God hovering above? Could it be that perhaps…95% of the world’s population is wrong? But alas, I am not here to question the existence of God, I am here to break the fingers you so easily point at others without turning them on yourselves first. Can you truly believe that you have no sin hence you can throw stones? Are you sanctioned by “God” to judge others? Or are you, like many people before you, false prophets? I am not telling you to like Harry Potter, or the movie industry, or any such things like World of Warcraft, I am here to simply remind you that terrorizing people with your uneducated opinions in the name of “God” goes against your entire belief system. That your hate and bigamy cause more issues in our world than movies, books and video games can ever come close to doing. So please, before you comment on my post, think before you type. Remember, judge not lest ye be judged.
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1:54 pm
Daniel Radcliffe is a hottie. I’d let him fuck me.
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2:09 pm
You are a bawdy knotty-pated strumpet.
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2:51 pm
Jealous much? I’d let you join in, but I don’t want your face anywhere near my cock… And there’s no way in hell I’d let you stick your pecker in my ass; sorry.
Tell you what: we’ll video tape the event and send you a DVD. That way you can relive it over and over again at your leisure. You might even want to do a weekend showing there in TennASSee.
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3:24 pm
You are disgusting. Why do you not do us all a favor and move to Africa so that they can execute you for homogayality?
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9:09 pm
Oh, okay, you talked me into it. You can fuck me in the ass, but you MUST wear a condom.
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2:45 am
“sinister plot to expose underage wiggle waggles to the youth”
You write like an 8-year-old; did you know that most text books, doctors, etc. refer to the male SEX organ as a PENIS?
“as already been revealed showing her forbidden zones in public”
Her underwear???
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2:56 am
“My dear White Christian American friends,”
Wow, tall racist…so Blacks, Mexicans, Asians, Indians, and anybody else who’s not White is going to hell, eh? What about Canadians, and Jews; they’re White, does that mean they’re saved?
PS: Somewhere in a dark alley, there’s a pipe-wielding nigga out there waiting for you…
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8:28 pm
Are you retarded or something? I am seriously wondering how many times you’ve been dropped on your head when you were a baby, because this, my friend, is complete and utter bullshit.
First off: have you been living under a rock for the entirety of your life? J.K. Rowling is a WOMAN. That’s right. A WOMAN. A GIRL. A FEMALE. John Kevin Rowling doesn’t exsist (or, if he does, did not write Harry Potter anyways!).
Second off: That picture of Daniel Radcliffe at the bottom was from a play that he did in Britain that is totally unrelated to Harry Potter. And about him and Emma Watson… they aren’t even CANON. In fact, in the next Harry Potter movie, there is 0 romance because Harry, Ron, and Hermione spend the entire time trying not to get killed by hiding out in Grimmauld Place or in a goddamn tent in the middle of nowhere!
I don’t usually get all uppity about this sort of stuff, especially Harry Potter (I am a die-hard fan but there is no way in hell that I’ll be squashed into the same category as a twitard), but this is just over the top. Do research before you make yourself look like a supreme idiot.
And, last thing: a “giggle gaggle’? What are you, seven?
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4:35 pm
Shameful_Truth,
I’ve read a number of your articles, and have come to the realisation that you’re either the biggest retard ever, or a comic genius. I especially enjoyed the red-head one. Ridiculously funny.
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3:27 am
Shat, is it?
1) wiggle waggles … giggle gaggle … liggle laggles – PENIS. It has a scientific name, call it what it is or quit referring to it at all. It is also not a sin shaft, or a Satan shaft, as I’ve seen others on this libelous site call it.
2) hoohas = VULVA. Or alternately, VAGINA. These things also have scientific names. They hold a woman’s vital parts nice and warm inside her like a boy’s TESTICLES hold his vital parts outside him where they can be maintained at a proper temperature.
3)sin pillows = BREASTS. Men have them too; I’d lay odds you have bigger ones than most. Yet another part of the body with a scientific name that idiots like to destroy or cover up. They’re also used to feed very young babies in both animals and humans.
GO BACK TO HEALTH CLASS. I LEARNED THESE WORDS IN 9TH GRADE. THE ONLY STIGMA TO THEM IS THE ONE THAT IMBECILES ADD.
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9:07 am
Ever Heard of Equus?
It means horse in latin
It’s a new, risque stage play, performed in the nude
Which Daniel Radcliffe has decided to perform in.
That’s where the picture comes from.
Not the Harry Potter movies.
Jackass
Get your fucking sources straight.
Also, Emma Watson plays Hermione Granger.
Who is secretly in love with Ron Weasley.
Who is played by Rupert Grint.
So if she were to get down and dirty with any character it would be Ron/Rupert, not Harry/Daniel
And who the FUCK is John Kevin Rowling?
HER Name is Joanne Katherine Rowling
Even wikipedia can tell you that much.
Or do you think a woman isn’t capable of writing such a fantastic story?
Also,
There are no drugs in Harry Potter.
In fact, it’s a fairly value oriented book.
Save for the instances of magic, it’s a great christian story.
And if you were to read it, you would see similarities in it to the Holocaust and the Hipocrisy of Hitler. In the story, the bad Guy, Voldemort, hates “Muggles”, people without magic and “Muggleborns”, people born with magic, from muggles. But he himself comes from the union of a muggle man and witch, who had given the muggle love potion to fall in love with her. This lines up with Hitler because he hated “non jews” and claimed the only true Germans were those of the Aryan race, perfect, tall, blonde haired, blue eyed, and pleasingly proportioned people. But he was none of these, being short, with brown hair and brown eyes, and on the tubby side.
There are NO sex scenes in the book.
There is snogging, yes, but they’re hormonal 16 and 17 year olds, it’s to be expected.
Oh, but wait, you don’t believe in Pre-marital kissing.
There is NOTHING in the bible that prohibits that!
Where is your biblical justification, because really, I would love to see that.
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3:33 pm
What part of the new covenant of grace are you having trouble understanding Shameful?
Jesus came to fulfill the law. Paul called the Galatians who were living under the auspices of grace AND law “foolish” – stronger words than he wrote to the Corinthians.
Jesus did not spend his time “exposing” what’s wrong with the world. He told his disciples that if a town did not receive them to kick the dirt from their sandals and move on.
You’re living in bondage to law. You’re negating what Christ accomplished on the cross (Gal 2:21.) And the fact that you seem to take pleasure in watching the heathens roast in hell suggest that you and God do not share the same mission (2 Peter 3:9) and that he demonstrates his love in that while we were still sinners (you,me and everybody else) Christ died for us.
Under the covenant of grace, there’s no depths of sin…sin is sin. People are going to hell for not accepting Christ as their lord and savior period. Stop listening to what you’ve been spoon-fed and start studying the Bible for what it says.
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11:56 am
Honestly, what right have you to judge what you have not seen? Prejudice without true grounds makes you look like a dolt. In other words, don’t knock it before you try it.
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10:51 pm
“We all know very well that the Harry Potter franchise is a terrible veil series of books and movies, penned by the notorious John Kevin Rowling, in order to spread his Satanic agenda of witchcraft, sin, adultery, murder, drug use, pre-marital teenage sex and kissing, and other evils that I am sure would list up if I ever actually read any of the books or saw any of the movies.”
First of all, J.K. Rowling is a pen name, HER real name is Joanne Murray. Just looked it up, in under, like, 2 seconds… Difficult, am I right? Second of all, how the hell can you assume all this stuff when you just admitted yourself you’ve never read the books or seen the movies?
“Millions of children around the world will now be lured into this movie expecting “wholesome liberal entertainment,“ as you foolish liberals so idoitically believe, but instead they will be subjected to liggle laggles, hoohas, and sin pillows gallore.”
If you know a single thing about Equus, you’d know that it’s a very sexual and adult play, so why would they let children in? And “liggle laggles”, “hoohas”, and “sin pillows” were made by your God, (if you believe that), so why are they considered so bad? They’re a part of your body. Grow up and deal with it.
“We must do everything in our power to ban this movie now, before it is released, and burn all of the Harry Potter books before more children are lured into its seductive web of lies and deceit.”
I’m pretty sure this one’s only a play, not a movie. I wish I could see it.
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12:47 am
wait wait, so this entire website is definitely satirical?
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7:36 pm
Only the creator of the site knows for sure, but you’re definitely not the only one alone in wondering whether or not it’s one big pit of satire.
I pray it is. Like, sending separate prayers to each part of the Trinity, that degree of desperation.
If it’s not satire, and these people really ARE this psychotic, well…I’ve got feeling telling people I’m a Christian is going to get a -lot- harder, and possibly involve a great deal of personal injury >_>
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9:09 pm
Actually…
That’s really fuckin’ hot.
I’m not gonna lie.
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3:25 pm
Lets suck dicks fucking christians
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5:16 pm
Man, whoever wrote this is an asshole, a bigot and a racist. Harry potter never did any of those things, and those are the real problems in this world. People like you, homophobic morons who think it is alright for them to commit these hellish acts against their own kind.
WHAT THE HELL!?
Aren’t you supposed to LOVE THY NEIGHBOR, not say they are damned to hell or that they cannot get married because of their sexual preference, which is NONE OF OUR BUSINESS.
LOVE is LOVE. You can’t choose who you love, it just happens. I mean, dammit, you should know this! W aren’t in the middle ages!You chose who you were Married to because you love them.
Are you aware that these homosexuals are people with feelings and emotions that they cannot control?
Obviously not, or you wouldn’t be such an asshole.
There are worse things than a little bit of imagination. And Daniel Radcliffe’s genitals are nothing of your concern. He chose this part, he knows what he is getting into.
Why must you focus on these things rather than more important issues. You are just making kosher people feel bad about themselves.
I SUPPORT YOU, DANIEL RADCLIFFE. I SUPPORT YOU ONE HUNDRED PERCENT.
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3:54 pm
If you are trying to write a mature article, no matter how ridiculous, you should use the proper terms. I almost immediatly discredited you after seeing JKR’s name so murdered, but the term “wiggle waggle” is just foolish. Just say penis. It isn’t a sin to use anatomically correct work.
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12:07 am
#1 check your untrue facts
#2 who cares anyway…..hes really hot
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11:32 am
Daniel Radcliffe can search my chamber of secrets any day XD
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8:52 pm
Your hate-filled, unqualified, small minded views give Christians a bad name.
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