Jesus Christ Dismissed From Jury Duty

Abe
• ChristWire
December 5, 2009 5:01 pm3 comments

Here is a little headline from USA Today. I think the editors thought it was funny that a woman decided to name herself Jesus Christ, and then she was dismissed from jury duty as if the real Jesus Christ could be summoned to court or could be removed from judging people.

If I were master of heaven right now I’d strike all involved parties down with plague for their little “cutesy” headline here. They better be lucky Jesus has mercy on them, heathens!

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3 Comments

  • yeah but if you were the master of heavens the world would have ended around year 2 because people didn’t live up to your standards

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  • only one word i can say for this

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  • only one word i can say for this FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!

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