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A 21-year-old male cheerleader is recovering in ICU after getting beat up by two women basketball players.
Seniors Amanda Hanneman and Jessra Johnson have both been suspended indefinitely, according to Coach Cindy Stein, after police cited that the pair beat up a 21-year-old male cheerleader who interrupted a sports celebration party with wife-like nagging and whinging.
The altercation started when students on the men’s football and basketball team decided to throw a party at 36 N. Cedar Drive, following a massive 83-34 victory by the Missouri Tigers over Texas Pan-American.
As the party continued and more visitors showed up, the male cheerleader — a next door neighbor — became vexed as he was losing his beauty sleep. Like a prissy fag , he purportedly sashayed up to the door and began throwing a tissy fit, demanding they “Keep it down so I can get my beauty sleep!”
When the basketball players all laughed and refused to be quiet, the male cheerleader only started to nag more and more, much like an annoying wife who doesn’t know her place.
Finally, with no other choice, the men’s basketball team asked two girls at the party, on the women’s team, to please take care of the annoying cheerleader who was ruining all the good, clean sports celebration fun.
The two girls did just that. They beat the little boy cheerleader until he received a broken shoulder and black eyes. He crawled away and called the police.
The Missouri women’s basketball team is moving forward without its two leading scorers.
Jessra Johnson
Amanda Hanneman
Seniors Amanda Hanneman and Jessra Johnson have been suspended indefinitely, Coach Cindy Stein said yesterday, after police said the pair assaulted a 21-year-old male cheerleader for the MU football and men’s basketball teams early Friday morning.
Hanneman and Johnson were arrested on suspicion of third-degree assault. Both were released on $500 bond.
The incident happened in the hours after Missouri beat Texas Pan-American 83-34 on Thursday night at Mizzou Arena. Columbia police Sgt. Timothy Moriarity said Hanneman and Johnson were among a group that left a Columbia bar for an apartment at 36 N. Cedar Drive.
Moriarity said the altercation began around 2 a.m. when one of the apartment’s tenants complained the gathering was too loud. The complainant, a senior at Missouri, was left with a broken nose and an eye injury.
The two Missouri women’s basketball stars are now indefinitely suspended and at last report were being held on $500 bond. The father of the male cheerleader who got beat up by two girls could not be reached for making an obligatory comment of shame and disowning.
4:01 pm
What a pathetic shame.
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4:25 pm
COOL STORY BRO!
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4:26 pm
I bet you were that cheerleader, weren’t you Dan? That’s why you’re so mad about it.
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6:46 pm
allright the guy was a wuss. but that doesn’t mean that being beaten up is fair. seriously are you saying that it was good that he got beat up? i thought you of all people would be humanitarian. sure he’s an idiot if he thinks it’s a good idea to go on anoying the people when he could most likely call the police and report them for disturbing the peace but he still has rights. oh and expecting him to be disowned for this is harsh. i hope you don’t have kids. and if you do….i hope they hate you and will get their revenge.
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4:39 pm
What a sexist, homophobic piece of crap you are Nordgren.
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5:41 pm
This is what I don’t get—Dan is a raging sexist who doesn’t believe that women are strong enough to beat up men, but at the same time he’s also homophobic who likes seeing gays get beaten up. So whose side are you on, Dan, the feisty girls’ or the gay guy’s?
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6:26 pm
Bigots are like that, always inconsistent and self-contradicting.
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