• No Good Sweeds Are At it Again!

    December 9, 2009 2:43 pm 66 comments

    My White Christian American friends,

    I have already alerted you to the fact that the Sweeds are a nefarious group of foreigners who are Hell-bent on replacing God. Well, today I have come upon more evidence of there nefarious schemes.

    Somehow, they apparently uncovered the journal of Conrad Dippel (Also Known As Victor Frankenstein) and have now published it to spread there evil schemes into the world at large.

    This vile, veil, evil book is apparently being targeted at children and teaches them in depth detail how to go about creating a monster just like the one Conrad Dippel created some two hundred years ago. No doubt the Sweeds are working with the Chinasians on this subversive attempt so that together they can create a super race of human warriors with which they can take over the world – and they are using your children to do it!

    Dr. Frankenstein, shown in a sepia photograph standing in a laboratory, gazing at a skull he holds in one hand, invites readers to join him as he creates a human being (Don`t look so startled, he chides the meek).
    -Review from Publishers Weekly

    Calling all Igor wannabes for a course in body-building as offered by Dr. Frankenstein.
    -Review from School Library Journal

    My friends, this coersive effort of the Sweeds must be stopped immediately. All copies of this book must be pulled immediately off the shelves and burned, before the Sweeds succeed at their veil attempt to turn our beautiful, innocent children into assembly line workers at there monster factory.

    Child labor has been outlawed here in America for a reason, and we must send the Sweeds the message – by nuclear force, if necessary – that they will NOT be allowed to enslave our children!

    God Bless America!

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    shameful_truth I look forward to laughing with the Angels, Cherubs, Jesus, and Jerry Fallwell as we look down at the Heathens, roasting in Hell, while we sit back sipping martinis, listening to St. Michael play on his harp while we debate our favorite episodes of 7th Heaven.

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