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My White Christian American friends,
I have already alerted you to the fact that the Sweeds are a nefarious group of foreigners who are Hell-bent on replacing God. Well, today I have come upon more evidence of there nefarious schemes.
Somehow, they apparently uncovered the journal of Conrad Dippel (Also Known As Victor Frankenstein) and have now published it to spread there evil schemes into the world at large.
This vile, veil, evil book is apparently being targeted at children and teaches them in depth detail how to go about creating a monster just like the one Conrad Dippel created some two hundred years ago. No doubt the Sweeds are working with the Chinasians on this subversive attempt so that together they can create a super race of human warriors with which they can take over the world – and they are using your children to do it!
Dr. Frankenstein, shown in a sepia photograph standing in a laboratory, gazing at a skull he holds in one hand, invites readers to join him as he creates a human being (Don`t look so startled, he chides the meek).
-Review from Publishers Weekly
Calling all Igor wannabes for a course in body-building as offered by Dr. Frankenstein.
-Review from School Library Journal
My friends, this coersive effort of the Sweeds must be stopped immediately. All copies of this book must be pulled immediately off the shelves and burned, before the Sweeds succeed at their veil attempt to turn our beautiful, innocent children into assembly line workers at there monster factory.
Child labor has been outlawed here in America for a reason, and we must send the Sweeds the message – by nuclear force, if necessary – that they will NOT be allowed to enslave our children!
God Bless America!
http://www.amazon.com/Dr-Frankensteins-Human-Body-Book/dp/0756640911/ref=sr_1_43?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1260385145&sr=1-43
- Excited
- Fascinated
- Amused
- Bored
- Sad
- Angry
I look forward to laughing with the Angels, Cherubs, Jesus, and Jerry Fallwell as we look down at the Heathens, roasting in Hell, while we sit back sipping martinis, listening to St. Michael play on his harp while we debate our favorite episodes of 7th Heaven. 
‘There’ is a difference between ‘there’, they’re’ and ‘their’.
Also, it’s Swedes’, not ‘Sweeds’. I already told you that.
Why do you have this weird tendency to mix words together to create your own super-words? Homogay, Sinhole, Chinaliens, Chinasians, Homogayality… They are not real words.
Please reply. Unless you want to copy and paste another picture of an ‘ignore button’ in your message to bring a nonexistent point across.
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considering the fact that this is obviously another fictional journal made to look real to make it more intresting your post is stupid.
but disregarding that any kid who would start to atempt to build a human from body parts of the dead would have an IQ below 3. it’s a book i don’t read harry potter and think i can do magic or read twiglight and think i’m a vampire just like you people don’t think you can walk on water after you read the bible.
also if it was posible to make a human like that it would have been done publicly by now.
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“considering the fact that this is obviously another fictional journal made to look real to make it more intresting your post is stupid.”
Considering the fact that the publishers clearly want people to believe that it is just a fictional book made to look real to make it more interesting and that you bought into it actually makes you the stupid one.
“also if it was posible to make a human like that it would have been done publicly by now.”
Hello, think McFly! Of course the Sweeds don’t want to publicly reveal that they have succeeded yet, because that would spoil there plans for world domination.
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i’d think someone like you would considere back to the futre one of the most sinfull movies ever(seriously the protagansit allmost ahve premarital sex with his mom for gods sake) but i find it horrible that someone like you would defile such a great movie by makeing a referance.
allright prove it. prove your claims. you say the book is real. you say the swedes are capable of makeing humans like this. PROVE IT! and the book is still written by a british guy living in america.
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“i’d think someone like you would considere back to the futre one of the most sinfull movies ever(seriously the protagansit allmost ahve premarital sex with his mom for gods sake) but i find it horrible that someone like you would defile such a great movie by makeing a referance.”
What on Earth are you talking about? “Hello, think McFly” is an old saying here in Tennessee referring to the story of one Pewton McFly, a settler who came to Tennessee long ago with his life-long friend, Chester Bobberton. McFly and Bobberton were looking for wealth and glory, but McFly ended up falling in love with an Indian woman, and this almost ruined there dreams of glory. Fortunately, McFly had his freind Bobberton there to knock some sense into him. “Hello, think McFly,” Bobberton said, “If you run off and hitch up with that there Injun, we won’t never become rich, instead we’ll end up poor and drunk, just like we were back in good ol’ Ireland. If that’s what we came here to do, then we might as well have stayed where we were.” McFly realized that Bobberton was right, and so they killed the tribe, built a settlement on there land and lived to be very wealthy old men in the land of prosperity and dreams.
It is a very touching story that always brings a tear to my eye.
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way to set a trap but once again i’ll ask you to prove it. as we have allready said once if it was really an old saying you’d be able to prove it.
seriously how conviniet that those same words were utered in the imortal master piece back to the future happens to be an age old saying in tenesee that nobody else have ever heard about? seriously i’m really gonna need proff and if you can provide it i’ll do something entirly new. i’ll humbly acsept my ignorance and for once say you are smarter than me on this matter.
so go on PROVE IT!
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You atheists are so boring and predictable. Seriously. It is always “Proof, proof, proof!” with you people. “I can’t see God, so He doesn’t exist!” “Wah!” “I can’t find that anywhere on the internet, so he must have made it up!” “Wah!”
We hear in Tennessee have this little tradition that we like to call “Passing stories down from generation to generation by word of mouth.”
I have already proven that, by using your own logic, you have no genitalia since it is not on the internet (unless of course you are an internet porn star, which would be rather hard for you to be considering the state of your virginity…)
You have bored me enough with your pubescent whining and have earned yourself a pushing of the ignore button, until such time as I see fit to release it. You are now being ignored. Thank you for playing. Have a nice day.
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i don’t nececarily need proff. if i can logicaly cobclude it’s likely i’ll accsept it aswell. but there are far too many holes in the idea of god. if a god turly exists he does NOT care about us cause if he did we would have had divine intervention written down somewhere the last 2000 years. undinable proff og miracles would have been writen down. but there is notthing that can’t be brushed of as either a coincidence or halucination or misunderstandings or in some cases just that somebody made it up.
my reasoning is simple. you come with a claim that it’s an age old saying from tennsee…tahts the only proff i can find ANYWHERE and you haven’t exactly been known to be realiable source. therefor i conclude that it’s a lie. i could be wrong but the likelyhood isn’t high especially considered as we have allready discussed that there are people out there who collect these saying and to think that they should have simply missed tennesee…i don’t buy it.i’m not saying god don’ exists. i’m saying that if he do he’s a dick. and not a very smart one either.
and again you fail to understand the logic. it’s not that every thing on earth is on the internet. it’s that if it is on earth you can find something on the internet that is either it or so close that it might aswell be it since all teh information you could need could be gotten from that.
but on the basis of useing others logic against themself…i have also proved with your logic that you are going to hell since you indorse discrimination, wanna kill millions of people and because you rape cats.
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To say that Swede’s are trying to take over the world is realy funny! Sweden has military forces in almost every corner of the world and tries to be a world police. Or was that the US doing that?
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also the book is written by a british guy who live in USA
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That does not change a thing. It would not surprise me to discover that the Britts were in on the conspiracy. Mary and Percy Shelley were Britts, after all.
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1. This is a fictional book. That means it’s not real.
2. SWEDES
3.”No doubt the Sweeds are working with the Chinasians on this subversive attempt so that together they can create a super race of human warriors with which they can take over the world – and they are using your children to do it!” ??? Oh yes, more meaningless propaganda.
Pay attention to what I am about to say, don’t just ignore it: If you ever find ONE piece of solid evidence to back up any of you outrageous claims, I might start taking you seriously.
4.Chinasians? Really? I think you just have one ever-changing word to represent everyone who isn’t you. Asia is a continent. China is a country. Asia is divided into many different countries, whose names can not be used interchangeably. What do you have, a second-grade education?
5. Have you noticed how everybody disagrees with you?
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“1. This is a fictional book. That means it’s not real.”
I just addressed this in Jazze’s post. Though I normally dislike repeating myself, I will do it again here since I am sure that you will jump down my throat for not having addressed every single tiny one of your concerns, as you liberals tend to do…
The Sweeds naturally want parents to think it is just a fictional book so that they will buy it for there children.
“2. SWEDES”
Gesundheit
“3.Pay attention to what I am about to say, don’t just ignore it: If you ever find ONE piece of solid evidence to back up any of you outrageous claims, I might start taking you seriously.”
I provided links to the book as well as reviews written by credible sources who have read the book. If you are too lazy to follow the threads I give you, that is no fault of mine.
“4.Chinasians? Really?”
Yes, really.
“5. Have you noticed how everybody disagrees with you?”
Have you noticed that you are a villainous malmsey-nosed skainsmate?
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1. i’ll skip this allready adressed it in the reply for my own post.
2. he corrected you. is that really so hard to understand? seriously how hard did that crowbar hit?
3. you have proven that the book exists. congratulation. we are asking you to prove the book is a reprint of a real book that’ll tell us how to reanimte the dead. seriously get the book use it to make your own zombie make a video of it and put it on youtube and let us have the link. that’ll be more than enough proff(and easy to do if you are right)
4. so after he explained why thats not a word thats all you have to say? you are really to dense to understand that it’s not real words?
5. uhh insulting people after they make you aware that when 99.99999 of the world disagrees with you it might mean you are the one who’s wrong.
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Or, if we are really going to get metaphysical about things, it might mean that I am right.
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what the hell are you talking about? where did i claim anything metaphysical? all i asked you to do is prove that reanimation is posible with our current technology
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I have already provided evidence that the Sweeds have been harboring this technology for over two houndred years. THe fact that they have not shared the technology with the rest of the world only further proves that they are up to no good.
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no you said that they had the technology. you never provided any evidence. well beside that you said that frankenstein was reality which is laughable. yes based ona real story but it never really got to reanimation in real life.
seriosuly if you have evidence share it
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As always you are really missinformed shameful. If you believe you can bring people back from the death using random body parts you are seriously retarded.
And why the hell do you wanna nuke Sweden? Sweden it is a fine country,(except when they beet my country at soccer
) and you wanna nuke them just because ONE person publish a book. You moron, you a so generalizing, that it makes me sick. Have you even see the book ? or did you find 2 small reveiws on the internet, and just had to make a seen like a spoiled teenage girl?
Would you nuke Amarica if someone published a book there about the same topic? Properly not because then you would be even more stupid. Which bye the way wouldent surprise me !
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“As always you are really missinformed shameful. If you believe you can bring people back from the death using random body parts you are seriously retarded.”
I do not claim to bring people back from the dead, it is the Sweeds who are up to nefariousness.
“And why the hell do you wanna nuke Sweden?”
I do not want to nuke anyone, but when someone threatens world peace like the Sweeds with there nefarious schemes for world domination, extreme measures must be considered.
“Would you nuke Amarica if someone published a book there about the same topic? Properly not because then you would be even more stupid. Which bye the way wouldent surprise me!”
America is not planning to take over the world with an army of the undead. That is the difference.
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“I do not claim to bring people back from the dead, it is the Sweeds who are up to nefariousness.”
wasn’t the question. he asked if you belive it can be done. sane people don’t unless they have proff it can be done. you have provided no proff it can be done.
“do not want to nuke anyone, but when someone threatens world peace like the Sweeds with there nefarious schemes for world domination, extreme measures must be considered.”
should i take that as green light to put all christians in one place and nuke it?
“America is not planning to take over the world with an army of the undead. That is the difference.”
i heard the plan from you first so if anyone’s planing i bet it’s you.
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You people here believe to everything that appears on internet. I could build up a website about caffeine blowing up human brain like a bomb and you would believe it. And you enjoy this ignorant view of the world, because being so esay to believe everything you see, this makes you a huge ignornat! Get a damn schooling and start spelling words properly! English is not my first language and I speak and write it better than you!
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“I could build up a website about caffeine blowing up human brain like a bomb and you would believe it.”
Actually, I know a guy that happened to. He was severely allergic to caffeine, apparently.
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I meant “blow up” like “explosion”, as if I planted C4 in someone’s head then make it blow, not just an alergic reaction to caffeine.
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I know what you meant. Seriously, his head exploded.
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I believe creating fantasies such as a man’s head exploding is a symptom of a mental disorder called paranoid schizophreniea.
Undiagnosed mental illness is severely weakening your country and for the sake of yourself and those around you I suggest getting checked out.
Think of it as your own little contribution to the war on terror.
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You are a fawning half-faced flax-wench.
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No matter how big the words, you’re still essentially calling them a poophead.
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oh sweet black jesus i love this site, i havent had a good laugh in a while! no seriously you guys need help.
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There is not anything funny about Sweeds trying to take over the world with an undead army, sun.
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you have yet to prove they are doing that. you only proff is that the swedes are hiding all the proff….do you realise how retadet that is?
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Jazze is a “sun”? What celestial body am I then?
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That’s the Scourge, not Sweden!
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It’s also son, not sun. Moron.
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You, good sir, are a fucking nutjob. A psychopath, and a mental-case. The fact that you take yourself so seriously is even more sickening. People like you should be burned at the stake. Oh yeah, by the way, Jesus was black, Ronal Reagan was the devil, and black people are cooler than you.
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You’re a nigger faggot.
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You should not use such hateful, racist language, sun. It is not polite.
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well the king of raceism and hate would know
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Get a fucking life dude,
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furries and gays rule
buttsex must be better than your lonely ass life you idiotic douchebag. You’re totally worthless. Go kill yourself, the world is better off without you.
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I bet you like this
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you damn right i do
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Omg gay furries for the win, that shit’s my lifee!
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You suck dick. Your asshole is so blown out from being fucked, you could fit a muffler into it.
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Theres your god right there, putting a bullet in every innocent head. Fuck you.
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Ummm…yer one of them loonies that got out of the nutty house aint ya, little feller? I did not see no pictures of no God there, but I did see several very fine personal pieces of merchandise that I am seriously considering adding to my personal collection. Gotta protect my home from the Asians and Homogays, after all.
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Chinamen have powers of their heathen gods that teach them the dark arts of ninjitsu. That’s why I sleep with a shotgun. Their Gods can’t outrun my bullets!
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Jackassness detected
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UGH ! THE BLIND ‘leading’… no… FIGHTING THE BLIND….
I HAVE TRIED TO COMPLEMENT JAZZE ON ANOTHER POST, WHERE HE GOT ONE OR TWO IDEAS RIGHT… MAYBE…. BUT, REALLY? SOME OF THE TRIPE ON HERE IS JUST TOO MUCH !
All of you… LEARN TO SPELL (e.g.: Swede not Sweed… proof not proff…)
LEARN THE USES OF “THERE” “THEIR” AND “THEY’RE”
SPEAK LIKE ADULTS… and the name calling… really ?!?!?!
AN IQ OF 3 ? … 75 is severely disabled… most of you probably
range 80 to 95 (100 is average… genius level beginning in
the 130s)
IF THIS SITE IS GENUINE AND NOT A SATIRE…. YOU SHOULD JUST
GIVE UP… YOU NEED TO KNOW SOMETHING BEFORE YOU CAN TEACH IT
~ Like I said… the ‘blind’ fighting the ‘blind’….
or a sequel to Dumb and Dumber !
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my IQ is actually around 120-130 last it was checked but i’ll freely admit to sucking at spelling. this is however mainly because english is not my main language. as a matter of fact i’m what is considered great at english where i live(scary right) it’s also partly because the computer i normally use don’t have spell checking.
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Shameful_truth, you clearly do not understand the effects of a nuclear detonation, it is plutonium, not uranium235 (duh)! If the United States were to preemptively initiate a nuclear assault on a foreign country, in response to such a ridiculous event, the results would be catastrophic. Nuclear fallout can travel quite far, and many strong foreign nations that dislike the United States, would also take action. Shameful, you are a complete moron! Stay away from the internet, you imbecile! It is just a book about human anatomy in a mood that is suitable for children. You over-react, a lot! Shameful, you are a selfish, rude, racist, ignorant, impolite, unintelligent, simple-minded idiot! And quit using the term “homogay”, because the term makes no sense, you moron…
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This was the most stupid I have read in a long while. How can anyone that call him/her self christian write something like this.
But if you belive in the bible then why not belive that Frankenstien is a true story.
Keep this up I need a good laugh.
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wow you really are a bunch of looneys
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Learnin about the body is questioning God’s design.
Docotors and other Wizards should hang for filling our minds with heretical thoughts and penecillin!
5 Little Known Facts About “Doctors”:
1. The term Surgon comes from the Latin “Sergious-Minos” which translates roughly to “Mind-Rape.”
2. All Doctors and medical personell have recieved TAX PAY BAILOUT money to serve on Obama’s death panels (refusal results in incaceration up to 26 YEARS!)
3. Almost 90% of pediatricians have admitted to touching childrens penises!
4. Dentists can plant government radio recievers in your fillings and monitor your converastions.
5. Doctor’s REFUSE to cure homogays, dispite the severity of the desiese!
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Are these facts “little known” because you made them up?
1. there is no such word as “sergious” in Latin, and the word “minos” translates as “smaller”
2.What “death panels” and why aren’t all the doctors in prison?
3.pediatricians have touched children, because its there job.
4. Really? you really think that?
5. ITS NOT A DISEASE!
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It’s just good science, my fellow Christian Warrior. I pray for those pedo-trician’s souls.
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wow, you’re really sick! You know, if your so called God really exists, He would be laughing at you for being so stupid, homophobic, and evil with people and believes you don’t even know or care to understand!! and He would probabilly wondering if someday people like you will dissapear and a new world of understanding and harmony could arise! URREY HOMOSSEXUALITY! URREY NO PREJUDICES! URREY LOVE PEACE AND HARMONY!
boo to you =) you trully suck! “Ah, what God? You want me to tell this creature he’s out of his mind and to go back to middle age? Okey \o you got it!” Yeah.. you know God’s a prick XD And let’s face it, since such thing like God or Gods DON’T exist, every human being who does is MEANT TO EXIST! ¬¬ stop being such and jackass and listen to what’s happening in the real world, you’re be a lot happier!
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uh, God send me another angel, and this fellow told me to give you this
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religion is not real you stupid fucks, stop kidding yourself over something that is fake fuck you stupid piece of shit christian loser fucks
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I love your whole site, it’s hilarious to read your posts and comments! Your satirical portrayal of an absurdly hateful, right wing, christ-vomiting extremist is immaculate comedy gold. I laughed my ass off! I’m also very impressed that you can stay so in character all the time. I mean it’s like you really ACTUALLY have some severe paranoia. It’s so believable! I have some RP friends that could really take a cue from the dedication you show. Goddamn you’re good at what you do.
–Mommy
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This site gives me THE best laughs. I really hope no one takes this shit seriously, although it occurs to me that some people may actually do so. Which is very, very sad. If this site is real, humanity is truly doomed.
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/OW! just… wow!
I cannot believe what you have said… or what you believe…
You know that Frankenstein is a ‘novel’ right? Oh, but the paragraphs above have proven you don’t. Well here, try to get this through your fat head:
IT ISN’T REAL!
A
“novel”
is a work of
“fiction”
you still keeping up, mate?
You should probably know that it isn’t possible to create an entirely new person out of 7 corpses and lightning. Just in case you try to convince people to make your own army of zombies when you decide that nuking the world isn’t overkill enough.
Anything to uphold ‘justice’ and ‘liberty’ eh?
I also love the way you classify an entire group of people, a culture, and country’s politics on a single text. Arrogant, racist, profiling at its best.
The way you try to pull in boofhead followers is impressive. How you try to make it seem that ‘those foreign devils’ are trying to brainwash your country’s children into zombie making factory workers.
How the hell did you exactly come up with that?! You’re really reaching to pull your point across that the Swedish are evil.
You’d probably even be able to convince the blind, ignorant and just plain stupid that blankets are evil too.
oh wait: http://christwire.org/2009/12/attack-of-the-snuggies/
You’re an absolute hypocritical, drongo, blind, arrogant, racist, wanker.
Make the world a better place.
Stop everything you are doing.
And don’t do it again.
Stop putting “God bless America” at the end of articles too. Its people like you that give such a terrible reputation to your country, and religion.
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i’m really not sure whether or not this post is serious or not? for starters the book is a fucking anatomical refernence that makes identifying body parts easier (for early science curriculum in schools i suppose or tertiary education)
i’m really at odds with how you could possibly be so fucking retarded lol; your easily the most brain dead dipshit fundamentalist catholic i’ve ever heard of. i am so thankful i never have to meet you because i think i would vomit all over you because of your putrid ignorance.
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i’m really not sure whether or not this post is serious or not? for starters the book is a fucking anatomical refernence that makes identifying body parts easier (for early science curriculum in schools i suppose or tertiary education)
i’m really at odds with how you could possibly be so fucking retarded lol; your easily the most brain dead dipshit fundamentalist catholic i’ve ever heard of. i am so thankful i never have to meet you because i think i would vomit all over you because of your putrid ignorance. why do you post this trash by the way
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Whatever became of this author? He was great!
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You mean the racist bastard who actively told a guy to kill his wife? Yeah, I’m fairly certain he got locked up.
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