A rogue, crazed woman has attacked our Pope on Christmas Eve. Newest updates from the Vatican indicate the woman pushed past a barrier, causing our Holy Pope Benedict XVI to fall on Thursday.
The incident took place outside St. Peter’s Basilica.
In an interview, Father Federico Lombardi told us the woman was “apparently unbalanced” and despite her best efforts to knock the Pope down, he was still able to deliver his Christmas message which decried selfishness.
It remains unconfirmed if the woman was possessed by Satan.
Abe Goodman: The Associated Press