PZ Myers Continues To Offend Jesus With Zombie Jokes
Infamous evolution professor PZ Myers continued to disrespect our nation’s Lord and Savior by implying the New Testament of the Bible had stories about zombies. Look at his “snarky” commentary, the emphasis here being mine:
Well, this is an odd project:
Though the Bible is an ancient book, full of beautiful prose, timeless stories, and great truths, there has long been a barely spoken of dissatisfaction over the one element it sorely lacks: zombies. At Zombible, we hope to remedy the situation by carefully inserting lovingly crafted zombie-oriented text into the Bible, for the enjoyment and enlightenment of all.
It’s odd because when I read the Bible, I see a great big zombie story already. The central figure in the New Testament is a zombie, and the chief function of the book is to turn people into zombies. I guess it wouldn’t hurt to clean up the metaphors and make it a little more explicit.
If only this were the Middle Ages, I’d happily prepare the town’s gallows to put this warlock to shame along with his little sinbuddy Richard Dawkins.
It’s one thing for these foul men to curse us to our faces and teach veiled lies to our children, but it’s an entirely different sort of wrong to disrespect Jesus in such a manner. Zombible? Really, PZ?
I hope all atheists know that hell is a very hot place and that Satan specializes in gnashing teeth. Not even a million shed tears will deter Satan from torturing all captured souls in hell for eternity. PZ will either bow now or later before God, so hopefully he and his followers apologize so they won’t be seared for all eternity.
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Author: Abe
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6:55 am
there’s one thing i never understod about your interpration of hell and satan. if we are doing what satan wants….why would he punish us when we die and go to hell?
also what happened to free speech? or is free speech only for christians?
seriously you keep admiting how primitive you are by saying you wish it was back 500 years because then you would understand the world. rather than keep wishing that the world becomes more primitive maybe you should try to get a better understanding of the world as it is now
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11:04 pm
Because Satan veils lies to look look all good on the outside, but the end result is always the same: burn in hell for all time. Any work you do for Satan leads you there, he has no appreciation and the punishment for sin is fire!
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2:55 am
Actually, I think it’s the Christians who need to repent. Ask for the Atheists forgiveness, Super Christians! May not one more Holy Roller disrespect innocent people.
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3:44 am
This is very offensive article.
Jesus is the one true Zombie, no other zombies exist apart from Jesus.
To beleive otherwise sends you to hell.
Jesus have mercy on your soul
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4:07 pm
As the author of Zombible, I would like to point out that Zombible does not portray Jesus as a zombie. Rather, it portrays him as a great warrior sent to earth to destroy zombies, which were sent to earth by the forces of darkness. I’d say it’s Jesus-positive!
Is that still going to be offensive to some Christians? Sure, because they don’t want the Bible to be “played with”. I recommend that such people not even look at The Bacon Gospels.
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11:02 pm
You can just leave our country if you’re going to publish such things Dominick. I’ve never been so offended and you’re breaking the law with your sick book.
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11:55 pm
You know that if one is raised from the dead, they can technically be considered a zombie? And, if I’m not mistaken, Jesus was raised from the dead. Also, if that statement was wrong, then it certainly can’t hurt readership to include a completely badass version of Jesus killing zombies. Also, he isn’t breaking the law. FIRST AMENDMENT, PEOPLE, READ THE CONSTITUTION SOMETIME! Also, Abe Goodman, your picture makes you look like the leader of a KKK sect. That can’t help your credibility.
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6:34 pm
Abe, it is you who are horribly mistaken due to your warped view of the US and it’s Constitution, and therefore you who should leave the country and seek friendlier shores for your unenlightened views where the narrow-minded zealotry of the Middle Ages still holds sway, in a country NOT founded on the principles of the Enlightenment. Your ignorance is repulsive and dangerous.
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